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Language Learnability and Language Development
Learnability and Cognition
The Language Instinct
How the Mind Works
Words and Rules
The Blank Slate
The Stuff of Thought
The Better Angels of Our Nature
Language, Cognition, and Human Nature: Selected Articles
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Visual Cognition
Connections and Symbols (with Jacgues Mehler) Lexical and Conceptual
Semantics (with Beth Levin) The Best American Science and Nature Writing
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Contents
Also by Steven Pinker
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Prologue
Chapter 1
GOOD WRITING
Chapter 2
A WINDOW ONTO THE WORLD
Chapter 3
THE CURSE OF KNOWLEDGE
Chapter 4
THE WEB, THE TREE, AND THE STRING
Chapter 5
ARCS OF COHERENCE
Chapter 6
TELLING RIGHT FROM WRONG
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Acknowledgments
Glossary
Notes
References
Index
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Prologue
[love style manuals. Ever since I was assigned Strunk and White’s The
Elements of Style in an introductory psychology course, the writing guide has
been among my favorite literary genres. It’s not just that I welcome advice on
the lifelong challenge of perfecting the craft of writing. It’s also that credible
guidance on writing must itself be well written, and the best of the manuals are
paragons of their own advice. William Strunk’s course notes on writing, which
his student E. B. White turned into their famous little book, was studded with
gems of self-exemplification such as “Write with nouns and verbs,” “Put the
emphatic words of a sentence at the end,” and best of all, his prime directive,
“Omit needless words.” Many eminent stylists have applied their gifts to
explaining the art, including Kingsley Amis, Jacques Barzun, Ambrose Bierce,
Bill Bryson, Robert Graves, Tracy Kidder, Stephen King, Elmore Leonard, F. L.
Lucas, George Orwell, William Safire, and of course White himself, the beloved
author of Charlotte’s Web and Stuart Little. Here is the great essayist
reminiscing about his teacher:
In the days when I was sitting in his class, he omitted so many needless
words, and omitted them so forcibly and with such eagerness and obvious
relish, that he often seemed in the position of having shortchanged himself
—a man left with nothing more to say yet with time to fill, a radio prophet
who had outdistanced the clock. Will Strunk got out of this predicament
by a simple trick: he uttered every sentence three times. When he
delivered his oration on brevity to the class, he leaned forward over his
desk, grasped his coat lapels in his hands, and, in a husky, conspiratorial
voice, said, “Rule Seventeen. Omit needless words! Omit needless words!
Omit needless words!”-
I like to read style manuals for another reason, the one that sends botanists to
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I am a psycholinguist and a cognitive scientist, and what is style, after all, but the
effective use of words to engage the human mind? It's all the more captivating to
someone who seeks to explain these fields to a wide readership. I think about
how language works so that I can best explain how language works.
But my professional acguaintance with language has led me to read the
traditional manuals with a growing sense of unease. Strunk and White, for all
their intuitive feel for style, had a tenuous grasp of grammar.* They misdefined
terms such as phrase, participle, and relative clause, and in steering their readers
away from passive verbs and toward active transitive ones they botched their
examples of both. There were a great number of dead leaves lying on the
ground, for instance, is not in the passive voice, nor does The cock’s crow came
with dawn contain a transitive verb. Lacking the tools to analyze language, they
often struggled when turning their intuitions into advice, vainly appealing to the
writer’s “ear.” And they did not seem to realize that some of the advice
contradicted itself: “Many a tame sentence ... can be made lively and emphatic
by substituting a transitive in the active voice” uses the passive voice to warn
against the passive voice. George Orwell, in his vaunted “Politics and the
English Language,” fell into the same trap when, without irony, he derided prose
in which “the passive voice is wherever possible used in preference to the
active.”
Self-contradiction aside, we now know that telling writers to avoid the
passive is bad advice. Linguistic research has shown that the passive
construction has a number of indispensable functions because of the way it
engages a reader’s attention and memory. A skilled writer should know what
those functions are and push back against copy editors who, under the influence
of grammatically naive style guides, blue-pencil every passive construction they
spot into an active one.
Style manuals that are innocent of linguistics also are crippled in dealing with
the aspect of writing that evokes the most emotion: correct and incorrect usage.
Many style manuals treat traditional rules of usage the way fundamentalists treat
the Ten Commandments: as unerring laws chiseled in sapphire for mortals to
obey or risk eternal damnation. But skeptics and freethinkers who probe the
history of these rules have found that they belong to an oral tradition of folklore
and myth. For many reasons, manuals that are credulous about the inerrancy of
the traditional rules don’t serve writers well. Although some of the rules can
make prose better, many of them make it worse, and writers are better off
flouting them. The rules often mash together issues of grammatical correctness,
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logical coherence, formal style, and standard dialect, but a skilled writer needs to
keep them straight. And the orthodox stylebooks are ill eguipped to deal with an
inescapable fact about language: it changes over time. Language is not a
protocol legislated by an authority but rather a wiki that pools the contributions
of millions of writers and speakers, who ceaselessly bend the language to their
needs and who inexorably age, die, and get replaced by their children, who adapt
the language in their turn.
Yet the authors of the classic manuals wrote as if the language they grew up
with were immortal, and failed to cultivate an ear for ongoing change. Strunk
and White, writing in the early and middle decades of the twentieth century,
condemned then-new verbs like personalize, finalize, host, chair, and debut, and
warned writers never to use fix for “repair” or claim for “declare.” Worse, they
justified their peeves with cockamamie rationalizations. The verb contact, they
argued, is “vague and self-important. Do not contact people; get in touch with
them, look them up, phone them, find them, or meet them.” But of course the
vagueness of to contact is exactly why it caught on: sometimes a writer doesn’t
need to know how one person will get in touch with another, as long as he does
so. Or consider this head-scratcher, concocted to explain why a writer should
never use a number word with people, only with persons: “If of “six people’ five
went away, how many people would be left? Answer: one people.” By the same
logic, writers should avoid using numbers with irregular plurals such as men,
children, and teeth (“If of ‘six children’ five went away .. .”).
In the last edition published in his lifetime, White did acknowledge some
changes to the language, instigated by “youths” who “speak to other youths in a
tongue of their own devising: they renovate the language with a wild vigor, as
they would a basement apartment.” White’s condescension to these “youths”
(now in their retirement years) led him to predict the passing of nerd, psyched,
ripoff, dude, geek, and funky, all of which have become entrenched in the
language.
The graybeard sensibilities of the style mavens come not just from an
underappreciation of the fact of language change but from a lack of reflection on
their own psychology. As people age, they confuse changes in themselves with
changes in the world, and changes in the world with moral decline—the illusion
of the good old days. And so every generation believes that the kids today are
degrading the language and taking civilization down with it:
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The common language is disappearing. It is slowly being crushed to death
under the weight of verbal conglomerate, a pseudospeech at once both
pretentious and feeble, that is created daily by millions of blunders and
inaccuracies in grammar, syntax, idiom, metaphor, logic, and common
sense. .. . In the history of modern English there is no period in which such
victory over thought-in-speech has been so widespread.—1978
Recent graduates, including those with university degrees, seem to have no
mastery of the language at all. They cannot construct a simple declarative
sentence, either orally or in writing. They cannot spell common, everyday
words. Punctuation is apparently no longer taught. Grammar is a complete
mystery to almost all recent graduates.—1961
From every college in the country goes up the cry, “Our freshmen can’t spell,
can’t punctuate.” Every high school is in disrepair because its pupils are so
ignorant of the merest rudiments.—1917
The vocabularies of the majority of high-school pupils are amazingly small. I
always try to use simple English, and yet I have talked to classes when quite
a minority of the pupils did not comprehend more than half of what I said.—
1889
Unless the present progress of change [is] arrested . . . there can be no doubt
that, in another century, the dialect of the Americans will become utterly
unintelligible to an Englishman.—1833
Our language (I mean the English) is degenerating very fast. ... I begin to
fear that it will be impossible to check it.—1785
Complaints about the decline of language go at least as far back as the
invention of the printing press. Soon after William Caxton set up the first one in
England in 1478, he lamented, “And certaynly our langage now vsed veryeth
ferre from what whiche was vsed and spoken when I was borne.” Indeed, moral
panic about the decline of writing may be as old as writing itself:
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The cartoon is not much of an exaggeration. According to the English scholar
Richard Lloyd-Jones, some of the clay tablets deciphered from ancient Sumerian
include complaints about the deteriorating writing skills of the young.®
My discomfort with the classic style manuals has convinced me that we need
a writing guide for the twenty-first century. It’s not that I have the desire, to say
nothing of the ability, to supplant The Elements of Style. Writers can profit by
reading more than one style guide, and much of Strunk and White (as it is
commonly called) is as timeless as it is charming. But much of it is not. Strunk
was born in 1869, and today’s writers cannot base their craft exclusively on the
advice of a man who developed his sense of style before the invention of the
telephone (let alone the Internet), before the advent of modern linguistics and
cognitive science, before the wave of informalization that swept the world in the
second half of the twentieth century.
A manual for the new millennium cannot just perpetuate the diktats of earlier
manuals. Today’s writers are infused by the spirit of scientific skepticism and
the ethos of questioning authority. They should not be satisfied with “That’s the
way it’s done” or “Because I said so,” and they deserve not to be patronized at
any age. They rightly expect reasons for any advice that is foisted upon them.
Today we can provide the reasons. We have an understanding of grammatical
phenomena which goes well beyond the traditional taxonomies based on crude
analogies with Latin. We have a body of research on the mental dynamics of
reading: the waxing and waning of memory load as readers comprehend a
passage, the incrementing of their knowledge as they come to grasp its meaning,
the blind alleys that can lead them astray. We have a body of history and
criticism which can distinguish the rules that enhance clarity, grace, and
emotional resonance from those that are based on myths and misunderstandings.
By replacing dogma about usage with reason and evidence, I hope not just to
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avoid giving ham-fisted advice but to make the advice that I do give easier to
remember than a list of dos and don’ts. Providing reasons should also allow
writers and editors to apply the guidelines judiciously, mindful of what they are
designed to accomplish, rather than robotically.
“The sense of style” has a double meaning. The word sense, as in “the sense
of sight” and “a sense of humor,” can refer to a faculty of mind, in this case the
faculties of comprehension that resonate to a well-crafted sentence. It can also
refer to “good sense” as opposed to “nonsense,” in this case the ability to
discriminate between the principles that improve the quality of prose and the
superstitions, fetishes, shibboleths, and initiation ordeals that have been passed
down in the traditions of usage.
The Sense of Style is not a reference manual in which you can find the answer
to every question about hyphenation and capitalization. Nor is it a remedial
guide for badly educated students who have yet to master the mechanics of a
sentence. Like the classic guides, it is designed for people who know how to
write and want to write better. This includes students who hope to improve the
quality of their papers, aspiring critics and journalists who want to start a blog or
column or series of reviews, and professionals who seek a cure for their
academese, bureaucratese, corporatese, legalese, medicalese, or officialese. The
book is also written for readers who seek no help in writing but are interested in
letters and literature and curious about the ways in which the sciences of mind
can illuminate how language works at its best.
My focus is on nonfiction, particularly genres that put a premium on clarity
and coherence. But unlike the authors of the classic guides, I don’t equate these
virtues with plain words, austere expression, and formal style.2 You can write
with clarity and with flair, too. And though the emphasis is on nonfiction, the
explanations should be useful to fiction writers as well, because many principles
of style apply whether the world being written about is real or imaginary. I like
to think they might also be helpful to poets, orators, and other creative
wordsmiths, who need to know the canons of pedestrian prose to flout them for
rhetorical effect.
People often ask me whether anyone today even cares about style. The
English language, they say, faces a new threat in the rise of the Internet, with its
texting and tweeting, its email and chatrooms. Surely the craft of written
expression has declined since the days before smartphones and the Web. You
remember those days, don’t you? Back in the 1980s, when teenagers spoke in
fluent paragraphs, bureaucrats wrote in plain English, and every academic paper
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with the Internet-is-making-us-illiterate theory, of course, is that bad prose has
burdened readers in every era. Professor Strunk tried to do something about it in
1918, when young Elwyn White was a student in his English class at Cornell.
What today's doomsayers fail to notice is that the very trends they deplore
consist in oral media—radio, telephones, and television—giving way to written
ones. Not so long ago it was radio and television that were said to be ruining the
language. More than ever before, the currency of our social and cultural lives is
the written word. And no, not all of it is the semiliterate ranting of Internet trolls.
A little surfing will show that many Internet users value language that is clear,
grammatical, and competently spelled and punctuated, not just in printed books
and legacy media but in e-zines, blogs, Wikipedia entries, consumer reviews,
and even a fair proportion of email. Surveys have shown that college students
are writing more than their counterparts in earlier generations did, and that they
make no more errors per page of writing.? And contrary to an urban legend, they
do not sprinkle their papers with smileys and instant-messaging abbreviations
like IMHO and L8TR, any more than previous generations forgot how to use
prepositions and articles out of the habit of omitting them from their telegrams.
Members of the Internet generation, like all language users, fit their phrasing to
the setting and audience, and have a good sense of what is appropriate in formal
writing.
Style still matters, for at least three reasons. First, it ensures that writers will
get their messages across, sparing readers from squandering their precious
moments on earth deciphering opaque prose. When the effort fails, the result can
be calamitous—as Strunk and White put it, “death on the highway caused by a
badly worded road sign, heartbreak among lovers caused by a misplaced phrase
in a well-intentioned letter, anguish of a traveler expecting to be met at a railroad
station and not being met because of a slipshod telegram.” Governments and
corporations have found that small improvements in clarity can prevent vast
amounts of error, frustration, and waste,2 and many countries have recently
made clear language the law of the land.22
Second, style earns trust. If readers can see that a writer cares about
consistency and accuracy in her prose, they will be reassured that the writer
cares about those virtues in conduct they cannot see as easily. Here is how one
technology executive explains why he rejects job applications filled with errors
of grammar and punctuation: “If it takes someone more than 20 years to notice
how to properly use it’s, then that’s not a learning curve I’m comfortable
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with.”H And if that isn’t enough to get you to brush up your prose, consider the
discovery of the dating site OkCupid that sloppy grammar and spelling in a
profile are “huge turn-offs.” As one client said, “If you're trying to date a
woman, I don't expect flowery Jane Austen prose. But aren't you trying to put
your best foot forward?”12
Style, not least, adds beauty to the world. To a literate reader, a crisp
sentence, an arresting metaphor, a witty aside, an elegant turn of phrase are
among life’s greatest pleasures. And as we shall see in the first chapter, this
thoroughly impractical virtue of good writing is where the practical effort of
mastering good writing must begin.
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Chapter 1
GOOD WRITING
REVERSE-ENGINEERING GOOD PROSE AS THE KEY TO
DEVELOPING A WRITERLY EAR
ducation is an admirable thing,” wrote Oscar Wilde, “but it is well to
remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be
taught.”- In dark moments while writing this book, I sometimes feared that
Wilde might be right. When I polled some accomplished writers about which
style manuals they had consulted during their apprenticeships, the most common
answer I got was “none.” Writing, they said, just came naturally to them.
Pd be the last to doubt that good writers are blessed with an innate dose of
fluency with syntax and memory for words. But no one is born with skills in
English composition per se. Those skills may not have come from stylebooks,
but they must have come from somewhere.
That somewhere is the writing of other writers. Good writers are avid readers.
They have absorbed a vast inventory of words, idioms, constructions, tropes, and
rhetorical tricks, and with them a sensitivity to how they mesh and how they
clash. This is the elusive “ear” of a skilled writer—the tacit sense of style which
every honest stylebook, echoing Wilde, confesses cannot be explicitly taught.
Biographers of great authors always try to track down the books their subjects
read when they were young, because they know these sources hold the key to
their development as writers.
I would not have written this book if I did not believe, contra Wilde, that
many principles of style really can be taught. But the starting point for becoming
a good writer is to be a good reader. Writers acquire their technique by spotting,
savoring, and reverse-engineering examples of good prose. The goal of this
chapter is to provide a glimpse of how that is done. I have picked four passages
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of twenty-first-century prose, diverse in style and content, and will think aloud
as I try to understand what makes them work. My intent is not to honor these
passages as if I were bestowing a prize, nor to hold them up as models for you to
emulate. It’s to illustrate, via a peek into my stream of consciousness, the habit
of lingering over good writing wherever you find it and reflecting on what
makes it good.
Savoring good prose is not just a more effective way to develop a writerly ear
than obeying a set of commandments; it’s a more inviting one. Much advice on
style is stern and censorious. A recent bestseller advocated “zero tolerance” for
errors and brandished the words horror, satanic, ghastly, and plummeting
standards on its first page. The classic manuals, written by starchy Englishmen
and rock-ribbed Yankees, try to take all the fun out of writing, grimly adjuring
the writer to avoid offbeat words, figures of speech, and playful alliteration. A
famous piece of advice from this school crosses the line from the grim to the
infanticidal: “Whenever you feel an impulse to perpetrate a piece of
exceptionally fine writing, obey it—wholeheartedly—and delete it before
sending your manuscript to press. Murder your darlings.”2
An aspiring writer could be forgiven for thinking that learning to write is like
negotiating an obstacle course in boot camp, with a sergeant barking at you for
every errant footfall. Why not think of it instead as a form of pleasurable
mastery, like cooking or photography? Perfecting the craft is a lifelong calling,
and mistakes are part of the game. Though the quest for improvement may be
informed by lessons and honed by practice, it must first be kindled by a delight
in the best work of the masters and a desire to approach their excellence.
We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are
never going to die because they are never going to be born. The potential
people who could have been here in my place but who will in fact never
see the light of day outnumber the sand grains of Arabia. Certainly those
unborn ghosts include greater poets than Keats, scientists greater than
Newton. We know this because the set of possible people allowed by our
DNA so massively exceeds the set of actual people. In the teeth of these
stupefying odds it is you and I, in our ordinariness, that are here.
In the opening lines of Richard Dawkins’s Unweaving the Rainbow, the
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uncompromising atheist and tireless advocate of science explains why his
worldview does not, as the romantic and the religious fear, extinguish a sense of
wonder or an appreciation of life.2
We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Good writing starts
strong. Not with a cliché (“Since the dawn of time”), not with a banality
(“Recently, scholars have been increasingly concerned with the question
of ...”), but with a contentful observation that provokes curiosity. The reader of
Unweaving the Rainbow opens the book and is walloped with a reminder of the
most dreadful fact we know, and on its heels a paradoxical elaboration. We’re
lucky because we’ll die? Who wouldn’t want to find out how this mystery will
be solved? The starkness of the paradox is reinforced by the diction and meter:
short, simple words, a stressed monosyllable followed by six iambic feet.*
Most people are never going to die. The resolution to the paradox—that a bad
thing, dying, implies a good thing, having lived—is explained with parallel
constructions: never going to die... never going to be born. The next sentence
restates the contrast, also in parallel language, but avoids the tedium of repeating
words yet again by juxtaposing familiar idioms that have the same rhythm: been
here in my place... see the light of day.
the sand grains of Arabia. A touch of the poetic, better suited to the grandeur
that Dawkins seeks to invoke than a colorless adjective like massive or
enormous. The expression is snatched from the brink of cliché by its variant
wording (sand grains rather than sands) and by its vaguely exotic feel. The
phrase sands of Arabia, though common in the early nineteenth century, has
plunged in popularity ever since, and there is no longer even a place that is
commonly called Arabia; we refer to it as Saudi Arabia or the Arabian
Peninsula.£
unborn ghosts. A vivid image to convey the abstract notion of a
mathematically possible combination of genes, and a wily repurposing of a
supernatural concept to advance a naturalistic argument.
greater poets than Keats, scientists greater than Newton. Parallel wording is
a powerful trope, but after dying and being born, being here in my place and
seeing the light of day, enough is enough. To avoid monotony Dawkins inverts
the structure of one of the lines in this couplet. The phrase subtly alludes to
another meditation on unrealized genius, “Some mute inglorious Milton here
may rest,” from Thomas Gray's “Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard.”
In the teeth of these stupefying odds. The idiom brings to mind the menacing
gape of a predator, reinforcing our gratitude for being alive: to come into
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existence we narrowly escaped a mortal threat, namely the high odds against it.
How high? Every writer faces the challenge of finding a superlative in the
English word-hoard that has not been inflated by hyperbole and overuse. In the
teeth of these incredible odds? In the teeth of these awesome odds? Meh.
Dawkins has found a superlative—to render into a stupor, to make stupid—that
still has the power to impress.
Good writing can flip the way the world is perceived, like the silhouette in
psychology textbooks which oscillates between a goblet and two faces. In six
sentences Dawkins has flipped the way we think of death, and has stated a
rationalist's case for an appreciation of life in words so stirring that many
humanists I know have asked that it be read at their funerals.
What is it that makes a person the very person that she is, herself alone
and not another, an integrity of identity that persists over time, undergoing
changes and yet still continuing to be—until she does not continue any
longer, at least not unproblematically?
I stare at the picture of a small child at a summer's picnic, clutching
her big sister’s hand with one tiny hand while in the other she has a
precarious hold on a big slice of watermelon that she appears to be
struggling to have intersect with the small o of her mouth. That child is
me. But why is she me? I have no memory at all of that summer’s day, no
privileged knowledge of whether that child succeeded in getting the
watermelon into her mouth. It’s true that a smooth series of contiguous
physical events can be traced from her body to mine, so that we would
want to say that her body is mine; and perhaps bodily identity is all that
our personal identity consists in. But bodily persistence over time, too,
presents philosophical dilemmas. The series of contiguous physical events
has rendered the child’s body so different from the one I glance down on
at this moment; the very atoms that composed her body no longer
compose mine. And if our bodies are dissimilar, our points of view are
even more so. Mine would be as inaccessible to her—just let her try to
figure out (Spinoza's| Ethics—as hers is now to me. Her thought
processes, prelinguistic, would largely elude me.
Yet she is me, that tiny determined thing in the frilly white pinafore.
She has continued to exist, survived her childhood illnesses, the near-
drowning in a rip current on Rockaway Beach at the age of twelve, other
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dramas. There are presumably adventures that she—that is that I—can't
undergo and still continue to be herself. Would I then be someone else or
would I just no longer be? Were I to lose all sense of myself—were
schizophrenia or demonic possession, a coma or progressive dementia to
remove me from myself—would it be I who would be undergoing those
trials, or would I have guit the premises? Would there then be someone
else, or would there be no one?
Is death one of those adventures from which I can't emerge as myself?
The sister whose hand I am clutching in the picture is dead. I wonder
every day whether she still exists. A person whom one has loved seems
altogether too significant a thing to simply vanish altogether from the
world. A person whom one loves is a world, just as one knows oneself to
be a world. How can worlds like these simply cease altogether? But if my
sister does exist, then what is she, and what makes that thing that she now
is identical with the beautiful girl laughing at her little sister on that
forgotten day?
In this passage from Betraying Spinoza, the philosopher and novelist Rebecca
Newberger Goldstein (to whom I am married) explains the philosophical puzzle
of personal identity, one of the problems that engaged the Dutch-Jewish thinker
who is the subject of her book. Like her fellow humanist Dawkins, Goldstein
analyzes the vertiginous enigma of existence and death, but their styles could not
be more different—a reminder of the diverse ways that the resources of language
can be deployed to illuminate a topic. Dawkins’s could fairly be called
masculine, with its confrontational opening, its cold abstractions, its aggressive
imagery, its glorification of alpha males. Goldstein’s is personal, evocative,
reflective, yet intellectually just as rigorous.
at least not unproblematically. The categories of grammar reflect the building
blocks of thought—time, space, causality, matter—and a philosophical
wordsmith can play with them to awaken her readers to metaphysical
conundrums. Here we have an adverb, unproblematically, modifying the verb
continue, an ellipsis for continue to be. Ordinarily to be is not the kind of verb
that can be modified by an adverb. To be or not to be—it’s hard to see shades of
gray there. The unexpected adverb puts an array of metaphysical, theological,
and personal questions on the table before us.
a big slice of watermelon that she appears to be struggling to have intersect
with the small o of her mouth. Good writing is understood with the mind’s eye.°
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The unusual description of the familiar act of eating in terms of its geometry—a
piece of fruit intersecting with an o—forces the reader to pause and conjure a
mental image of the act rather than skating over a verbal summary. We find the
little girl in the photograph endearing not because the author has stooped to
telling us so with words like cute or adorable but because we can see her
childlike mannerisms for ourselves—as the author herself is doing when
pondering the little alien who somehow is her. We see the clumsiness of a small
hand manipulating an adult-sized object; the determination to master a challenge
we take for granted; the out-of-sync mouth anticipating the sweet, juicy reward.
The geometric language also prepares us for the prelinguistic thinking that
Goldstein introduces in the next paragraph: we regress to an age at which “to
eat” and even “to put in your mouth” are abstractions, several levels removed
from the physical challenge of making an object intersect with a body part.
That child is me. But why is she me? ... [My point of view] would be as
inaccessible to her... as hers is now to me. ... There are presumably
adventures that she—that is that I—can’t undergo and still continue to be
herself. Would I then be someone else? Goldstein repeatedly juxtaposes nouns
and pronouns in the first and third person: that child...me;she...I...
herself; I... someone else. The syntactic confusion about which grammatical
person belongs in which phrase reflects our intellectual confusion about the very
meaning of the concept “person.” She also plays with to be, the quintessentially
existential verb, to engage our existential puzzlement: Would I then be someone
else or would I just no longer be? ... Would there then be someone else, or
would there be no one?
frilly white pinafore. The use of an old-fashioned word for an old-fashioned
garment helps date the snapshot for us, without the cliché faded photograph.
The sister whose hand I am clutching in the picture is dead. After eighteen
sentences that mix wistful nostalgia with abstract philosophizing, the reverie is
punctured by a stark revelation. However painful it must have been to predicate
the harsh word dead of a beloved sister, no euphemism—has passed away, is no
longer with us—could have ended that sentence. The topic of the discussion is
how we struggle to reconcile the indubitable fact of death with our
incomprehension of the possibility that a person can no longer exist. Our
linguistic ancestors parlayed that incomprehension into euphemisms like passed
on in which death consists of a journey to a remote location. Had Goldstein
settled for these weasel words, she would have undermined her analysis before it
began.
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I wonder every day whether she still exists. A person whom one has loved
seems altogether too significant a thing to simply vanish altogether from the
world. A person whom one loves is a world, just as one knows oneself to be a
world. How can worlds like these simply cease altogether? This passage fills my
eyes every time I read it, and not just because it is about a sister-in-law I will
never meet. With a spare restatement of what philosophers call the hard problem
of consciousness (A person . . . is a world, just as one knows oneself to be a
world), Goldstein creates an effect that is richly emotional. The puzzlement in
having to make sense of this abstract philosophical conundrum mingles with the
poignancy of having to come to terms with the loss of someone we love. It is not
just the selfish realization that we have been robbed of their third-person
company, but the unselfish realization that they have been robbed of their first-
person experience.
The passage also reminds us of the overlap in techniques for writing fiction
and nonfiction. The interweaving of the personal and the philosophical in this
excerpt is being used as an expository device, to help us understand the issues
that Spinoza wrote about. But it is also a theme that runs through Goldstein’s
fiction, namely that the obsessions of academic philosophy—personal identity,
consciousness, truth, will, meaning, morality—are of a piece with the obsessions
of human beings as they try to make sense of their lives.
MAURICE SENDAK, AUTHOR OF SPLENDID NIGHTMARES, DIES AT 83
Maurice Sendak, widely considered the most important children’s book
artist of the 20th century, who wrenched the picture book out of the safe,
sanitized world of the nursery and plunged it into the dark, terrifying, and
hauntingly beautiful recesses of the human psyche, died on Tuesday in
Danbury, Conn....
Roundly praised, intermittently censored, and occasionally eaten, Mr.
Sendak’s books were essential ingredients of childhood for the generation
born after 1960 or thereabouts, and in turn for their children.
PAULINE PHILLIPS, FLINTY ADVISER TO MILLIONS AS DEAR ABBY, DIES AT 94
Dear Abby: My wife sleeps in the raw. Then she showers, brushes her
teeth and fixes our breakfast—still in the buff. We’re newlyweds and
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there are just the two of us, so I suppose there’s really nothing wrong with
it. What do you think?—Ed
Dear Ed: It's O.K. with me. But tell her to put on an apron when she's
frying bacon.
Pauline Phillips, a California housewife who nearly 60 years ago, seeking
something more meaningful than mah-jongg, transformed herself into the
syndicated columnist Dear Abby—and in so doing became a trusted, tart-
tongued adviser to tens of millions—died on Wednesday in
Minneapolis. . . .
With her comic and flinty yet fundamentally sympathetic voice, Mrs.
Phillips helped wrestle the advice column from its weepy Victorian past
into a hard-nosed 20th-century present. ...
Dear Abby: Our son married a girl when he was in the service. They were
married in February and she had an 8 1/2-pound baby girl in August. She
said the baby was premature. Can an 8 1/2-pound baby be this
premature ?—Wanting to Know
Dear Wanting: The baby was on time. The wedding was late. Forget it.
Mrs. Phillips began her life as the columnist Abigail Van Buren in 1956.
She quickly became known for her astringent, often genteelly risqué, replies
to queries that included the marital, the medical, and sometimes both at once.
HELEN GURLEY BROWN, WHO GAVE “SINGLE GIRL” A LIFE IN FULL, DIES AT
90
Helen Gurley Brown, who as the author of Sex and the Single Girl
shocked early-1960s America with the news that unmarried women not
only had sex but thoroughly enjoyed it—and who as the editor of
Cosmopolitan magazine spent the next three decades telling those women
precisely how to enjoy it even more—died on Monday in Manhattan. She
was 90, though parts of her were considerably younger. . . .
As Cosmopolitan’s editor from 1965 until 1997, Ms. Brown was
widely credited with being the first to introduce frank discussions of sex
into magazines for women. The look of women’s magazines today—a sea
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of voluptuous models and titillating cover lines—is due in no small part to
her influence.
My third selection, also related to death, showcases yet another tone and
style, and stands as further proof that good writing does not fit into a single
formula. With deadpan wit, an affection for eccentricity, and a deft use of the
English lexicon, the linguist and journalist Margalit Fox has perfected the art of
the obituary.Z
plunged [the picture book] into the dark, terrifying, and hauntingly beautiful
recesses of the human psyche; a trusted, tart-tongued adviser to tens of millions;
a sea of voluptuous models and titillating cover lines. When you have to capture
a life in just eight hundred words, you have to choose those words carefully. Fox
has found some mots justes and packed them into readable phrases which put the
lie to the lazy excuse that you can’t sum up a complex subject—in this case a
life’s accomplishments—in just a few words.
Roundly praised, intermittently censored, and occasionally eaten. This is a
zeugma: the intentional juxtaposition of different senses of a single word. In this
list, the word books is being used in the sense of both their narrative content
(which can be praised or censored) and their physical form (which can be
eaten). Along with putting a smile on the reader’s face, the zeugma subtly teases
the bluenoses who objected to the nudity in Sendak’s drawings by juxtaposing
their censorship with the innocence of the books’ readership.
and in turn for their children. A simple phrase that tells a story—a generation
of children grew up with such fond memories of Sendak’s books that they read
them to their own children—and that serves as an understated tribute to the great
artist.
Dear Abby: My wife sleeps in the raw. Beginning the obit with a bang, this
sample column instantly brings a pang of nostalgia to the millions of readers
who grew up reading Dear Abby, and graphically introduces her life’s work to
those who did not. We see for ourselves, rather than having to be told about, the
offbeat problems, the waggish replies, the (for her time) liberal sensibility.
Dear Abby: Our son married a girl when he was in the service. The
deliberate use of surprising transitions—colons, dashes, block quotations—is
one of the hallmarks of lively prose.® A lesser writer might have introduced this
with the plodding “Here is another example of a column by Mrs. Phillips,” but
Fox interrupts her narration without warning to redirect our gaze to Phillips in
her prime. A writer, like a cinematographer, manipulates the viewer’s
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perspective on an ongoing story, with the verbal eguivalent of camera angles and
guick cuts.
the marital, the medical, and sometimes both at once. Killjoy style manuals
tell writers to avoid alliteration, but good prose is enlivened with moments of
poetry, like this line with its pleasing meter and its impish pairing of marital and
medical.
She was 90, though parts of her were considerably younger. A sly twist on
the formulaic reporting and ponderous tone of conventional obituaries. We soon
learn that Brown was a champion of women's sexual self-definition, so we
understand the innuendo about cosmetic surgery as good-natured rather than
catty—as a joke that Brown herself would have enjoyed.
hauntingly, flinty, tart-tongued, weepy, hard-nosed, astringent, genteelly,
risqué, voluptuous, titillating. In selecting these uncommon adjectives and
adverbs, Fox defies two of the commonest advisories in the stylebooks: Write
with nouns and verbs, not adjectives and adverbs, and Never use an uncommon,
fancy word when a common, plain one will do.
But the rules are badly stated. It’s certainly true that a lot of turgid prose is
stuffed with polysyllabic Latinisms (cessation for end, eventuate in for cause)
and flabby adjectives (is contributive to instead of contributes to, is
determinative of instead of determines). And showing off with fancy words you
barely understand can make you look pompous and occasionally ridiculous. But
a skilled writer can enliven and sometimes electrify her prose with the judicious
insertion of a surprising word. According to studies of writing quality, a varied
vocabulary and the use of unusual words are two of the features that distinguish
sprightly prose from mush.2
The best words not only pinpoint an idea better than any alternative but echo
it in their sound and articulation, a phenomenon called phonesthetics, the feeling
of sound.” It’s no coincidence that haunting means “haunting” and tart means
“tart,” rather than the other way around; just listen to your voice and sense your
muscles as you articulate them. Voluptuous has a voluptuous give-and-take
between the lips and the tongue, and titillating also gives the tongue a workout
while titillating the ear with a coincidental but unignorable overlap with a
naughty word. These associations make a sea of voluptuous models and
titillating cover lines more lively than a sea of sexy models and provocative
cover lines. And a sea of pulchritudinous models would have served as a lesson
on how not to choose words: the ugly pulchritude sounds like the opposite of
what it means, and it is one of those words that no one ever uses unless they are
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trying to show off.
But sometimes even show-off words can work. In her obituary of the
journalist Mike McGrady, who masterminded a 1979 literary hoax in which a
deliberately awful bodice ripper became an international bestseller, Fox wrote,
“Naked Came the Stranger was written by 25 Newsday journalists in an era
when newsrooms were arguably more relaxed and inarguably more bibulous.”4
The playful bibulous, “tending to drink too much,” is related to beverage and
imbibe and calls to mind babbling, bobbling, bubbling, and burbling. Readers
who want to become writers should read with a dictionary at hand (several are
available as smartphone apps), and writers should not hesitate to send their
readers there if the word is dead-on in meaning, evocative in sound, and not so
obscure that the reader will never see it again. (You can probably do without
maieutic, propaedeutic, and subdoxastic.) I write with a thesaurus, mindful of
the advice I once read in a bicycle repair manual on how to squeeze a dent out of
a rim with Vise-Grip pliers: “Do not get carried away with the destructive
potential of this tool.”
From the early years of the twentieth century to well past its middle age,
nearly every black family in the American South, which meant nearly
every black family in America, had a decision to make. There were
sharecroppers losing at settlement. Typists wanting to work in an office.
Yard boys scared that a single gesture near the planter’s wife could leave
them hanging from an oak tree. They were all stuck in a caste system as
hard and unyielding as the red Georgia clay, and they each had a decision
before them. In this, they were not unlike anyone who ever longed to
cross the Atlantic or the Rio Grande.
It was during the First World War that a silent pilgrimage took its first
steps within the borders of this country. The fever rose without warning or
notice or much in the way of understanding by those outside its reach. It
would not end until the 1970s and would set into motion changes in the
North and South that no one, not even the people doing the leaving, could
have imagined at the start of it or dreamed would take a lifetime to play
out.
Historians would come to call it the Great Migration. It would become
perhaps the biggest underreported story of the twentieth century. ...
The actions of the people in this book were both universal and
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distinctly American. Their migration was a response to an economic and
social structure not of their making. They did what humans have done for
centuries when life became untenable—what the pilgrims did under the
tyranny of British rule, what the Scotch-Irish did in Oklahoma when the
land turned to dust, what the Irish did when there was nothing to eat, what
the European Jews did during the spread of Nazism, what the landless in
Russia, Italy, China, and elsewhere did when something better across the
ocean called to them. What binds these stories together was the back-
against-the-wall, reluctant yet hopeful search for something better, any
place but where they were. They did what human beings looking for
freedom, throughout history, have often done.
They left.
In The Warmth of Other Suns, the journalist Isabel Wilkerson ensured that the
story of the Great Migration would be underreported no longer.2 Calling it
“great” is no exaggeration. The movement of millions of African Americans
from the Deep South to Northern cities set off the civil rights movement, redrew
the urban landscape, rewrote the agenda of American politics and education, and
transformed American culture and, with it, world culture.
Wilkerson not only rectifies the world’s ignorance about the Great Migration,
but with twelve hundred interviews and crystalline prose she makes us
understand it in its full human reality. We live in an era of social science, and
have become accustomed to understanding the social world in terms of “forces,”
“pressures,” “processes,” and “developments.” It is easy to forget that those
“forces” are statistical summaries of the deeds of millions of men and women
who act on their beliefs in pursuit of their desires. The habit of submerging the
individual into abstractions can lead not only to bad science (it’s not as if the
“social forces” obeyed Newton’s laws) but to dehumanization. We are apt to
think, “I (and my kind) choose to do things for reasons; he (and his kind) are part
of a social process.” This was a moral of Orwell’s essay “Politics and the
English Language,” which warned against dehumanizing abstraction: “Millions
of peasants are robbed of their farms and sent trudging along the roads with no
more than they can carry: this is called transfer of population or rectification of
frontiers.” With an allergy to abstraction and a phobia of cliché, Wilkerson trains
a magnifying glass on the historical blob called “the Great Migration” and
reveals the humanity of the people who compose it.
From the early years of the twentieth century to well past its middle age. Not
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even the chronology is described in conventional language: the century is an
aging person, a contemporary of the story's protagonists.
Typists wanting to work in an office. Not “denial of economic opportunities.”
By invoking a moderately skilled occupation from an earlier era, Wilkerson
invites us to imagine the desperation of a woman who has acguired a proficiency
that could lift her from the cotton fields to a professional office but who is
denied the chance because of the color of her skin.
Yard boys scared that a single gesture near the planter’s wife could leave
them hanging from an oak tree. Not “oppression,” not “the threat of violence,”
not even “lynching,” but a horrific physical image. We even see what kind of
tree it is.
as hard and unyielding as the red Georgia clay. Once again prose is brought
to life with a snatch of poetry, as in this simile with its sensual image, its whiff
of allusion (I think of Martin Luther King’s “red hills of Georgia”), and its
lyrical anapest meter.
anyone who ever longed to cross the Atlantic or the Rio Grande. Not
“immigrants from Europe or Mexico.” Once again the people are not
sociological categories. The author forces us to visualize bodies in motion and to
remember the motives that pulled them along.
what the pilgrims did . . . what the Scotch-Irish did . . . what the European
Jews did . . . what the landless in Russia, Italy, China, and elsewhere did.
Wilkerson begins the paragraph by stating that the actions of her protagonists are
universal, but she does not rest with that generalization. She nominates the Great
Migration for inclusion in a list of storied emigrations (expressed in pleasingly
parallel syntax), whose descendants doubtless include many of her readers.
Those readers are implicitly invited to apply their respect for their ancestors’
courage and sacrifice to the forgotten pilgrims of the Great Migration.
when the land turned to dust, not “the Dust Bowl”; when there was nothing to
eat, not “the Potato Famine”; the landless, not “the peasants.” Wilkerson will not
allow us to snooze through a recitation of familiar verbiage. Fresh wording and
concrete images force us to keep updating the virtual reality display in our
minds.
They left. Among the many dumb rules of paragraphing foisted on students in
composition courses is the one that says that a paragraph may not consist of a
single sentence. Wilkerson ends a richly descriptive introductory chapter with a
paragraph composed of exactly two syllables. The abrupt ending and the expanse
of blankness at the bottom of the page mirror the finality of the decision to move
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and the uncertainty of the life that lay ahead. Good writing finishes strong.
The authors of the four passages share a number of practices: an insistence on
fresh wording and concrete imagery over familiar verbiage and abstract
summary, an attention to the readers” vantage point and the target of their gaze,
the judicious placement of an uncommon word or idiom against a backdrop of
simple nouns and verbs, the use of parallel syntax, the occasional planned
surprise, the presentation of a telling detail that obviates an explicit
pronouncement, the use of meter and sound that resonate with the meaning and
mood.
The authors also share an attitude: they do not hide the passion and relish that
drive them to tell us about their subjects. They write as if they have something
important to say. But no, that doesn't capture it. They write as if they have
something important to show. And that, we shall see, is a key ingredient in the
sense of style.
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Chapter 2
A WINDOW ONTO THE WORLD
CLASSIC STYLE AS AN ANTIDOTE FOR ACADEMESE,
BUREAUCRATESE, CORPORATESE, LEGALESE,
OFFICIALESE, AND OTHER KINDS OF STUFFY PROSE
Wits is an unnatural act.4 As Charles Darwin observed, “Man has an
instinctive tendency to speak, as we see in the babble of our young
children, whereas no child has an instinctive tendency to bake, brew, or write.”
The spoken word is older than our species, and the instinct for language allows
children to engage in articulate conversation years before they enter a
schoolhouse. But the written word is a recent invention that has left no trace in
our genome and must be laboriously acquired throughout childhood and beyond.
Speech and writing differ in their mechanics, of course, and that is one reason
children must struggle with writing: it takes practice to reproduce the sounds of
language with a pencil or a keyboard. But they differ in another way, which
makes the acquisition of writing a lifelong challenge even after the mechanics
have been mastered. Speaking and writing involve very different kinds of human
relationship, and only the one associated with speech comes naturally to us.
Spoken conversation is instinctive because social interaction is instinctive: we
speak to those with whom we are on speaking terms. When we engage our
conversational partners, we have an inkling of what they know and what they
might be interested in learning, and as we chat with them, we monitor their eyes,
their face, and their posture. If they need clarification, or cannot swallow an
assertion, or have something to add, they can break into the conversation or
follow up in turn.
We enjoy none of this give-and-take when we cast our bread upon the waters
by sending a written missive out into the world. The recipients are invisible and
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inscrutable, and we have to get through to them without knowing much about
them or seeing their reactions. At the time that we write, the reader exists only in
our imaginations. Writing is above all an act of pretense. We have to visualize
ourselves in some kind of conversation, or correspondence, or oration, or
soliloguy, and put words into the mouth of the little avatar who represents us in
this simulated world.
The key to good style, far more than obeying any list of commandments, is to
have a clear conception of the make-believe world in which you're pretending to
communicate. There are many possibilities. A person thumb-typing a text
message can get away with acting as if he is taking part in a real conversation.“
A college student who writes a term paper is pretending that he knows more
about his subject than the reader and that his goal is to supply the reader with
information she needs, whereas in reality his reader typically knows more about
the subject than he does and has no need for the information, the actual goal of
the exercise being to give the student practice for the real thing. An activist
composing a manifesto, or a minister drafting a sermon, must write as if they are
standing in front of a crowd and whipping up their emotions.
Which simulation should a writer immerse himself in when composing a
piece for a more generic readership, such as an essay, an article, a review, an
editorial, a newsletter, or a blog post? The literary scholars Francis-Noél Thomas
and Mark Turner have singled out one model of prose as an aspiration for such
writers today. They call it classic style, and explain it in a wonderful little book
called Clear and Simple as the Truth.
The guiding metaphor of classic style is seeing the world. The writer can see
something that the reader has not yet noticed, and he orients the reader’s gaze so
that she can see it for herself. The purpose of writing is presentation, and its
motive is disinterested truth. It succeeds when it aligns language with the truth,
the proof of success being clarity and simplicity. The truth can be known, and is
not the same as the language that reveals it; prose is a window onto the world.
The writer knows the truth before putting it into words; he is not using the
occasion of writing to sort out what he thinks. Nor does the writer of classic
prose have to argue for the truth; he just needs to present it. That is because the
reader is competent and can recognize the truth when she sees it, as long as she
is given an unobstructed view. The writer and the reader are equals, and the
process of directing the reader’s gaze takes the form of a conversation.
A writer of classic prose must simulate two experiences: showing the reader
something in the world, and engaging her in conversation. The nature of each
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experience shapes the way that classic prose is written. The metaphor of
showing implies that there is something to see. The things in the world the writer
is pointing to, then, are concrete: people (or other animate beings) who move
around in the world and interact with objects. The metaphor of conversation
implies that the reader is cooperative. The writer can count on her to read
between the lines, catch his drift, and connect the dots, without his having to
spell out every step in his train of thought.2
Classic prose, Thomas and Turner explain, is just one kind of style, whose
invention they credit to seventeenth-century French writers such as Descartes
and La Rochefoucauld. The differences between classic style and other styles
can be appreciated by comparing their stances on the communication scenario:
how the writer imagines himself to be related to the reader, and what the writer
is trying to accomplish.
Classic style is not a contemplative or romantic style, in which a writer tries
to share his idiosyncratic, emotional, and mostly ineffable reactions to
something. Nor is it a prophetic, oracular, or oratorical style, where the writer
has the gift of being able to see things that no one else can, and uses the music of
language to unite an audience.
Less obviously, classic style differs from practical style, like the language of
memos, manuals, term papers, and research reports. (Traditional stylebooks such
as Strunk and White are mainly guides to practical style.) In practical style, the
writer and reader have defined roles (supervisor and employee, teacher and
student, technician and customer), and the writer’s goal is to satisfy the reader’s
need. Writing in practical style may conform to a fixed template (a five-
paragraph essay, a report in a scientific journal), and it is brief because the reader
needs the information in a timely manner. Writing in classic style, in contrast,
takes whatever form and whatever length the writer needs to present an
interesting truth. The classic writer’s brevity “comes from the elegance of his
mind, never from pressures of time or employment.”4
Classic style also differs subtly from plain style, where everything is in full
view and the reader needs no help in seeing anything. In classic style the writer
has worked hard to find something worth showing and the perfect vantage point
from which to see it. The reader may have to work hard to discern it, but her
efforts will be rewarded. Classic style, Thomas and Turner explain, is
aristocratic, not egalitarian: “Truth is available to all who are willing to work to
achieve it, but truth is certainly not commonly possessed by all and is no one’s
birthright.” The early bird gets the worm, for example, is plain. The early bird
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gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese is classic.
Classic style overlaps with plain and practical styles. And all three differ
from self-conscious, relativistic, ironic, or postmodern styles, in which “the
writer’s chief, if unstated, concern is to escape being convicted of philosophical
naiveté about his own enterprise.” As Thomas and Turner note, “When we open
a cookbook, we completely put aside—and expect the author to put aside—the
kind of question that leads to the heart of certain philosophic and religious
traditions. Is it possible to talk about cooking? Do eggs really exist? Is food
something about which knowledge is possible? Can anyone else ever tell us
anything true about cooking? . . . Classic style similarly puts aside as
inappropriate philosophical questions about its enterprise. If it took those
questions up, it could never get around to treating its subject, and its purpose is
exclusively to treat its subject.”®
The different prose styles are not sharply demarcated, and many kinds of
writing blend the different styles or alternate between them. (Academic writing,
for example, tends to mix practical and self-conscious styles.) Classic style is an
ideal. Not all prose should be classic, and not all writers can carry off the
pretense. But knowing the hallmarks of classic style will make anyone a better
writer, and it is the strongest cure I know for the disease that enfeebles academic,
bureaucratic, corporate, legal, and official prose.
At first glance classic style sounds naive and philistine, suited only to a world of
concrete goings-on. Not so. Classic style is not the same as the common but
unhelpful advice to “avoid abstraction.” Sometimes we do have to write about
abstract ideas. What classic style does is explain them as if they were objects and
forces that would be recognizable to anyone standing in a position to see them.
Let’s see how classic style is used by the physicist Brian Greene to explain one
of the most exotic ideas the human mind has ever entertained, the theory of
multiple universes.Z
Greene begins with the observation by astronomers in the 1920s that galaxies
were moving away from each other:
If space is now expanding, then at ever earlier times the universe must
have been ever smaller. At some moment in the distant past, everything
we now see—the ingredients responsible for every planet, every star,
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every galaxy, even space itself—must have been compressed to an
infinitesimal speck that then swelled outward, evolving into the universe
as we know it.
The big-bang theory was born... . Yet scientists were aware that the
big-bang theory suffered from a significant shortcoming. Of all things, it
leaves out the bang. Einstein’s equations do a wonderful job of describing
how the universe evolved from a split second after the bang, but the
equations break down (similar to the error message returned by a
calculator when you try to divide 1 by 0) when applied to the extreme
environment of the universe’s earliest moment. The big bang thus
provides no insight into what might have powered the bang itself.
Greene does not tut-tut over the fact that this reasoning depends on complex
mathematics. Instead he shows us, with images and everyday examples, what the
math reveals. We accept the theory of the big bang by watching a movie of
expanding space running backwards. We appreciate the abstruse concept of
equations breaking down through an example, division by zero, which we can
understand for ourselves in either of two ways. We can think it through: What
could dividing a number into zero parts actually mean? Or we can punch the
numbers into our calculators and see the error message ourselves.
Greene then tells us that astronomers recently made a surprising discovery,
which he illustrates with an analogy:
Just as the pull of earth’s gravity slows the ascent of a ball tossed upward,
the gravitational pull of each galaxy on every other must be slowing the
expansion of space. . . . [But] far from slowing down, the expansion of
space went into overdrive about 7 billion years ago and has been speeding
up ever since. That’s like gently tossing a ball upward, having it slow
down initially, but then rocket upward ever more quickly.
But soon they found an explanation, which he illustrates with a looser simile:
We're all used to gravity being a force that does only one thing: pull
objects toward each other. But in Einstein’s . . . theory of relativity,
gravity can also... push things apart... . If space contains... an
invisible energy, sort of like an invisible mist that’s uniformly spread
through space, then the gravity exerted by the energy mist would be
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repulsive.
The dark energy hypothesis, however, led to yet another mystery:
When the astronomers deduced how much dark energy would have to
permeate every nook and cranny of space to account for the observed
cosmic speedup, they found a number that no one has been able to
explain...:
.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000(
By displaying this number in all its multi-zeroed glory, Greene impresses upon
us the fact that it is very small yet oddly precise. He then points out that it is hard
to explain that value because it seems to be fine-tuned to allow life on earth to
come into being:
In universes with larger amounts of dark energy, whenever matter tries to
clump into galaxies, the repulsive push of the dark energy is so strong that
the clump gets blown apart, thwarting galactic formation. In universes
whose dark-energy value is much smaller, the repulsive push changes to
an attractive pull, causing those universes to collapse back on themselves
so quickly that again galaxies wouldn’t form. And without galaxies, there
are no stars, no planets, and so in those universes there’s no chance for
our form of life to exist.
To the rescue comes an idea which (Greene showed us earlier) explained the
bang in the big bang. According to the theory of inflationary cosmology, empty
space can spawn other big bangs, creating a vast number of other universes: a
multiverse. This makes the precise value of dark energy in our universe less
surprising:
We find ourselves in this universe and not another for much the same
reason we find ourselves on earth and not on Neptune—we find ourselves
where conditions are ripe for our form of life.
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find ourselves on that planet rather than on Neptune. So it would be if there are
many universes.
But scientists still faced a problem, which Greene illustrates with an analogy:
Just as it takes a well-stocked shoe store to guarantee you'll find your
size, only a well-stocked multiverse can guarantee that our universe, with
its peculiar amount of dark energy, will be represented. On its own,
inflationary cosmology falls short of the mark. While its never-ending
series of big bangs would yield an immense collection of universes, many
would have similar features, like a shoe store with stacks and stacks of
sizes 5 and 13, but nothing in the size you seek.
The piece that completes the puzzle is string theory, according to which “the
tally of possible universes stands at the almost incomprehensible 10”00 a number
so large it defies analogy.”
By combining inflationary cosmology and string theory, . . . the stock
room of universes overflows: in the hands of inflation, string theory’s
enormously diverse collection of possible universes become actual
universes, brought to life by one big bang after another. Our universe is
then virtually guaranteed to be among them. And because of the special
features necessary for our form of life, that’s the universe we inhabit.
In just three thousand words, Greene has caused us to understand a mind-
boggling idea, with no apology that the physics and math behind the theory
might be hard for him to explain or for readers to understand. He narrates a
series of events with the confidence that anyone looking at them will know what
they imply, because the examples he has chosen are exact. Division by zero is a
perfect example of “equations breaking down”; gravity tugs at a tossed ball in
exactly the way it slows cosmic expansion; the improbability of finding a
precisely specified item in a small pool of possibilities applies to both the sizes
of shoes in a store and the values of physical constants in a multiverse. The
examples are not so much metaphors or analogies as they are actual instances of
the phenomena he is explaining, and they are instances that readers can see with
their own eyes. This is classic style.
It may not be a coincidence that Greene, like many scientists since Galileo, is
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to the worldview of the scientist. Contrary to the common misunderstanding in
which Einstein proved that everything is relative and Heisenberg proved that
observers always affect what they observe, most scientists believe that there are
objective truths about the world and that they can be discovered by a
disinterested observer.
By the same token, the guiding image of classic prose could not be further
from the worldview of relativist academic ideologies such as postmodernism,
poststructuralism, and literary Marxism. And not coincidentally, it was scholars
with these worldviews who consistently won the annual Bad Writing Contest, a
publicity stunt held by the philosopher Denis Dutton during the late 1990s.® First
place in 1997 went to the eminent critic Fredric Jameson for the opening
sentence of his book on film criticism:
The visual is essentially pornographic, which is to say that it has its end in
rapt, mindless fascination; thinking about its attributes becomes an
adjunct to that, if it is unwilling to betray its object; while the most austere
films necessarily draw their energy from the attempt to repress their own
excess (rather than from the more thankless effort to discipline the
viewer).
The assertion that “the visual is essentially pornographic” is not, to put it mildly,
a fact about the world that anyone can see. The phrase “which is to say”
promises an explanation, but it is just as baffling: can’t something have “its end
in rapt, mindless fascination” without being pornographic? The puzzled reader is
put on notice that her ability to understand the world counts for nothing; her role
is to behold the enigmatic pronouncements of the great scholar. Classic writing,
with its assumption of equality between writer and reader, makes the reader feel
like a genius. Bad writing makes the reader feel like a dunce.
The winning entry for 1998, by another eminent critic, Judith Butler, is also a
defiant repudiation of classic style:
The move from a structuralist account in which capital is understood to
structure social relations in relatively homologous ways to a view of
hegemony in which power relations are subject to repetition, convergence,
and rearticulation brought the question of temporality into the thinking of
structure, and marked a shift from a form of Althusserian theory that takes
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the contingent possibility of structure inaugurate a renewed conception of
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rearticulation of power.
A reader of this intimidating passage can marvel at Butler’s ability to juggle
abstract propositions about still more abstract propositions, with no real-world
referent in sight. We have a move from an account of an understanding to a view
with a rearticulation of a question, which reminds me of the Hollywood party in
Annie Hall where a movie producer is overheard saying, “Right now it’s only a
notion, but I think I can get money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into
an idea.” What the reader cannot do is understand it—to see with her own eyes
what Butler is seeing. Insofar as the passage has a meaning at all, it seems to be
that some scholars have come to realize that power can change over time.
The abstruseness of the contest winners’ writing is deceptive. Most
academics can effortlessly dispense this kind of sludge, and many students, like
Zonker Harris in this Doonesbury cartoon, acquire the skill without having to be
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Just as deceptive is the plain language of Greene’s explanation of the
multiverse. It takes cognitive toil and literary dexterity to pare an argument to its
essentials, narrate it in an orderly sequence, and illustrate it with analogies that
are both familiar and accurate. As Dolly Parton said, “You wouldn’t believe how
much it costs to look this cheap.”
The confident presentation of an idea in classic style should not be confused
with an arrogant insistence that it is correct. Elsewhere in his essay, Greene does
not hide the fact that many of his fellow physicists think that string theory and
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the multiverse are extravagant and unproven. He only wants readers to
understand them. Thomas and Turner explain that the reader of classic prose
“may conclude that a text is masterful, classic, and completely wrong.”2
And for all its directness, classic style remains a pretense, an imposture, a
stance. Even scientists, with their commitment to seeing the world as it is, are a
bit postmodern. They recognize that it’s hard to know the truth, that the world
doesn’t just reveal itself to us, that we understand the world through our theories
and constructs, which are not pictures but abstract propositions, and that our
ways of understanding the world must constantly be scrutinized for hidden
biases. It’s just that good writers don’t flaunt this anxiety in every passage they
write; they artfully conceal it for clarity’s sake.
Remembering that classic style is a pretense also makes sense of the
seemingly outlandish requirement that a writer know the truth before putting it
into words and not use the writing process to organize and clarify his thoughts.
Of course no writer works that way, but that is irrelevant. The goal of classic
style is to make it seem as if the writer’s thoughts were fully formed before he
clothed them in words. As with the celebrity chef in the immaculate television
kitchen who pulls a perfect soufflé out of the oven in the show’s final minute,
the messy work has been done beforehand and behind the scenes.
The rest of this chapter is organized as follows. The first subsection introduces
the concept of “metadiscourse,” followed by one of its principal manifestations,
the use of signposting. The second subsection reviews three issues: the problem
of focusing on a description of professional activity rather than an exposition of
subject matter, the overuse of apologetic language, and the disadvantages of
excessive hedging. Following this, the third subsection explains the issue of
prespecified verbal formulas. The fourth subsection covers issues having to do
with excessive abstraction, including overuse of nominalizations and passives.
Finally, I will review the main points of the preceding discussion.
Did you get all that?
I didn’t think so. That tedious paragraph was filled with metadiscourse—
verbiage about verbiage, such as subsection, review, and discussion.
Inexperienced writers often think they’re doing the reader a favor by guiding her
through the rest of the text with a detailed preview. In reality, previews that read
like a scrunched-up table of contents are there to help the writer, not the reader.
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At this point in the presentation, the terms mean nothing to the reader, and the
list is too long and arbitrary to stay in memory for long.
The previous paragraph reviewed the concept of metadiscourse. This
paragraph introduces one of its primary manifestations, the phenomenon of
signposting.
Clumsy writers do a lot of that, too. They unthinkingly follow the advice to
say what you're going to say, say it, and then say what you've said. The advice
comes from classical rhetoric, and it makes sense for long orations: if a listener's
mind momentarily wanders, the passage she has missed is gone forever. It's not
as necessary in writing, where a reader can backtrack and look up what she's
missed. And it can be intrusive in classic style, which simulates a conversation.
You would never announce to a companion, “T'm going to say three things to
you. The first thing I’m going to say is that a woodpecker has just landed on that
tree.” You'd just say it.
The problem with thoughtless signposting is that the reader has to put more
work into understanding the signposts than she saves in seeing what they point
to, like complicated directions for a shortcut which take longer to figure out than
the time the shortcut would save. It's better if the route is clearly enough laid out
that every turn is obvious when you get to it. Good writing takes advantage of a
reader’s expectations of where to go next. It accompanies the reader on a
journey, or arranges the material in a logical sequence (general to specific, big to
small, early to late), or tells a story with a narrative arc.
It’s not that authors should avoid signposting altogether. Even casual chitchat
has some signposting. Let me tell you a story. To make a long story short. In
other words. As I was saying. Mark my words. Did you hear the one about the
minister, the priest, and the rabbi? Like all writing decisions, the amount of
signposting requires judgment and compromise: too much, and the reader bogs
down in reading the signposts; too little, and she has no idea where she is being
led.
The art of classic prose is to signpost sparingly, as we do in conversation, and
with a minimum of metadiscourse. One way to introduce a topic without
metadiscourse is to open with a question:
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rise and fall in popularity. What makes a name rise and fall in popularity?
Another is to use the guiding metaphor behind classic style, vision. The content
in a passage of writing is treated like a happening in the world that can be seen
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The preceding paragraph demonstrated that parents
sometimes give a boy’s name to a girl, but never vice
versa.
As we have seen, parents sometimes give a boy's name
to a girl, but never vice versa.
And since seeing implies seers, we no longer have to refer to paragraphs
“demonstrating” some things and sections “summarizing” other things, as if
blocks of printing had a mind of their own. The active parties are the writer and
the reader, who are taking in the spectacle together, and the writer can refer to
them with the good old pronoun we. That supplies him with still other metaphors
that can replace metadiscourse, such as moving together or cooperating on a
project:
The previous section analyzed the source of word
sounds. This section raises the question of word
meanings.
Now that we have explored the source of word sounds,
we arrive at the puzzle of word meanings.
The first topic to be discussed is proper names. Let's begin with proper names.
As for the advice to say what you said, the key is the expression “in other
words.” There's no sense in copying a sentence from every paragraph and
pasting them together at the end. That just forces the reader to figure out the
point of those sentences all over again, and it is tantamount to a confession that
the author isn’t presenting ideas (which can always be clothed in different
language) but just shuffling words around the page. A summary should repeat
enough of the key words to allow the reader to connect it back to the earlier
passages that spelled out the points in detail. But those words should be fitted
into new sentences that work together as a coherent passage of prose in its own
right. The summary should be self-contained, almost as if the material being
summarized had never existed.
Metadiscourse is not the only form of self-consciousness that bogs down
professional prose. Another is a confusion of the writer’s subject matter with his
line of work. Writers live in two universes. One is the world of the thing they
study: the poetry of Elizabeth Bishop, the development of language in children,
the Taiping Rebellion in China. The other is the world of their profession:
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getting articles published, going to conferences, keeping up with the trends and
gossip. Most of a researcher’s waking hours are spent in the second world, and
it’s easy for him to confuse the two. The result is the typical opening of an
academic paper:
In recent years, an increasing number of psychologists and linguists have turned their
attention to the problem of child language acquisition. In this article, recent research
on this process will be reviewed.
No offense, but very few people are interested in how professors spend their
time. Classic style ignores the hired help and looks directly at what they are
being paid to study:
All children acquire the ability to speak a language without explicit lessons. How do
they accomplish this feat?
To be fair, sometimes the topic of conversation really is the activity of
researchers, such as an overview intended to introduce graduate students or other
insiders to the scholarly literature in their chosen profession. But researchers are
apt to lose sight of whom they are writing for, and narcissistically describe the
obsessions of their guild rather than what the audience really wants to know.
Professional narcissism is by no means confined to academia. Journalists
assigned to an issue often cover the coverage, creating the notorious media echo
chamber. Museum signs explain how the shard in the showcase fits into a
classification of pottery styles rather than who made it or what it was used for.
Music and movie guides are dominated by data on how much money a work
grossed the weekend it was released, or how many weeks it spent in the theaters
or on the charts. Governments and corporations organize their Web sites around
their bureaucratic structure rather than the kinds of information a user seeks.
Self-conscious writers are also apt to whinge about how what they’re about to
do is so terribly difficult and complicated and controversial:
What are intractable conflicts? “Intractability” is a controversial concept, which
means different things to different people.
Resilience to stress is a complex multidimensional construct. Although there is no
one universally accepted definition of resilience, it is generally understood as the
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The problem of language acguisition is extremely complex. It is difficult to give
precise definitions of the concept of “language” and the concept of “acguisition”
and the concept of “children.” There is much uncertainty about the interpretation of
experimental data and a great deal of controversy surrounding the theories. More
research needs to be done.
The last of these guotations is a pastiche, but the other two are real, and all are
typical of the inward-looking style that makes academic writing so tedious. In
classic style, the writer credits the reader with enough intelligence to realize that
many concepts aren't easy to define and that many controversies aren't easy to
resolve. She is there to see what the writer will do about it.
Another bad habit of self-conscious writing is the prissy use of guotation
marks—sometimes called shudder guotes or scare guotes—to distance the writer
from a common idiom:
By combining forces, you could make the “whole more than the sum of its
parts.”
But this is not the “take home message.”
They may be able to “think outside the box” even when everybody else has a
fixed approach, but they do not always note when “enough is enough.”
It began as a movement led by a few “young turks” against an “old guard”
who dominated the profession.
She is a “guick study” and has been able to educate herself in virtually any
area that interests her.
The authors seem to be saying, “I couldn’t think of a more dignified way of
putting this, but please don’t think I’m a flibbertigibbet who talks this way; I
really am a serious scholar.” The problem goes beyond prissiness. In the last
example, taken from a letter of recommendation, are we supposed to think that
the student is a quick study, or that she is a “quick study”—someone who is
alleged or rumored by others to be a quick study, but really isn’t? The use of
shudder quotes is taken to an extreme in the agonizingly self-conscious,
defiantly un-classic style of postmodernism, which rejects the possibility that
any word can ever refer to anything, or even that there is an objectively existing
world for words to refer to. Hence the 2004 headline in the satirical newspaper
The Onion on the passing of postmodernism’s leading light: JACQUES DERRIDA
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“DIES.”
Quotation marks have a number of legitimate uses, such as reproducing
someone else’s words (She said, “Fiddlesticks!”), mentioning a word as a word
rather than using it to convey its meaning (The New York Times uses
“millenniums,” not “millennia”), and signaling that the writer does not accept
the meaning of a word as it is being used by others in this context (They executed
their sister to preserve the family’s “honor”). Squeamishness about one’s own
choice of words is not among them. Classic style is confident about its own
voice. If you’re not comfortable using an expression without apologetic
quotation marks, you probably shouldn’t be using it at all.
And then there’s compulsive hedging. Many writers cushion their prose with
wads of fluff that imply that they are not willing to stand behind what they are
saying, including almost, apparently, comparatively, fairly, in part, nearly,
partially, predominantly, presumably, rather, relatively, seemingly, so to speak,
somewhat, sort of, to a certain degree, to some extent, and the ubiquitous I
would argue (does this mean that you would argue for your position if things
were different, but are not willing to argue for it now?). Consider the “virtually”
in the letter of recommendation excerpted above. Did the writer really mean to
say that there are some areas the student was interested in where she didn’t
bother to educate herself, or perhaps that she tried to educate herself in those
areas but lacked the competence to do so? And then there’s the scientist who
showed me a picture of her four-year-old daughter and said, beaming, “We
virtually adore her.”
Writers acquire the hedge habit to conform to the bureaucratic imperative
that’s abbreviated as CYA, which I’ll spell out as Cover Your Anatomy. They
hope it will get them off the hook, or at least allow them to plead guilty to a
lesser charge, should a critic ever try to prove them wrong. It’s the same reason
that lawsuit-wary journalists drizzle the words allegedly and reportedly
throughout their copy, as in The alleged victim was found lying in a pool of
blood with a knife in his back.
There is an alternative slogan to Cover Your Anatomy: So Sue Me. A classic
writer counts on the common sense and ordinary charity of his readers, just as in
everyday conversation we know when a speaker means “in general” or “all else
being equal.” If someone tells you that Liz wants to move out of Seattle because
it’s a rainy city, you don’t interpret him as claiming that it rains there twenty-
four hours a day seven days a week just because he didn’t qualify his statement
with relatively rainy or somewhat rainy. As Thomas and Turner explain,
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“Accuracy becomes pedantry if it is indulged for its own sake. A classic writer
will phrase a subordinate point precisely but without the promise that it is
technically accurate. The convention between writer and reader is that the writer
is not to be challenged on these points because they are mere scaffolding.”
Any adversary who is unscrupulous enough to give the least charitable reading
to an unhedged statement will find an opening to attack the writer in a thicket of
hedged ones anyway.
Sometimes a writer has no choice but to hedge a statement. Better still, the
writer can qualify the statement, that is, spell out the circumstances in which it
does not hold, rather than leaving himself an escape hatch or being coy as to
whether he really means it. A statement in a legal document will be interpreted
adversarially, without the presumption of cooperation that governs an ordinary
conversation, so every exception must be spelled out. A scholar who is
proposing a hypothesis must go on the record with it in as precise a form as
possible at least once so that critics can see exactly what he is claiming and give
it their best shot. And if there is a reasonable chance that readers will
misinterpret a statistical tendency as an absolute law, a responsible writer will
anticipate the oversight and qualify the generalization accordingly.
Pronouncements like “Democracies don’t fight wars,” “Men are better than
women at geometry problems,” and “Eating broccoli prevents cancer” do not do
justice to the reality that these phenomena consist at most of small differences in
the means of two overlapping bell curves. Since there are serious consequences
to misinterpreting these statements as absolute laws, a responsible writer should
insert a qualifier like on average or all things being equal, together with a
slightly or somewhat. Best of all is to convey the magnitude of the effect and the
degree of certainty explicitly, in unhedged statements such as “During the
twentieth century, democracies were half as likely to go to war with each other
as autocracies were.” It’s not that good writers never hedge their claims. It’s that
their hedging is a choice, not a tic.
Paradoxically, intensifiers like very, highly, and extremely also work like
hedges. They not only fuzz up a writer’s prose but can undermine his intent. If
I’m wondering who pilfered the petty cash, it’s more reassuring to hear Not
Jones; he’s an honest man than Not Jones; he’s a very honest man. The reason is
that unmodified adjectives and nouns tend to be interpreted categorically: honest
means “completely honest,” or at least “completely honest in the way that
matters here” (just as Jack drank the bottle of beer implies that he chugged down
all of it, not just a sip or two). As soon as you add an intensifier, you’re turning
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an all-or-none dichotomy into a graduated scale. True, you're trying to place
your subject high on the scale—say, an 8.7 out of 10—but it would have been
better if the reader were not considering his relative degree of honesty in the first
place. That's the basis for the common advice (usually misattributed to Mark
Twain) to “substitute damn every time you're inclined to write very; your editor
will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be”—though today the
substitution would have to be of a word stronger than damn.
Classic prose is a pleasant illusion, like losing yourself in a play. The writer must
work to keep up the impression that his prose is a window onto the scene rather
than just a mess of words. Like an actor with a wooden delivery, a writer who
relies on canned verbal formulas will break the spell. This is the kind of writer
who gets the ball rolling in his search for the holy grail, but finds that it’s neither
a magic bullet nor a slam dunk, so he rolls with the punches and lets the chips
fall where they may while seeing the glass as half-full, which is easier said than
done.
Avoid clichés like the plague—it’s a no-brainer.12 When a reader is forced to
work through one stale idiom after another, she stops converting the language
into mental images and slips back into just mouthing the words.12 Even worse,
since a cliché-monger has turned off his own visual brain as he plonks down one
dead idiom after another, he will inevitably mix his metaphors, and a reader who
does keep her visual brain going will be distracted by the ludicrous imagery. The
price of chicken wings, the company’s bread and butter, had risen. Leica had
been coasting on its laurels. Microsoft began a low-octane swan song. Jeff is a
renaissance man, drilling down to the core issues and pushing the envelope.
Unless you bite the bullet, you'll shoot yourself in the foot. No one has yet
invented a condom that will knock people’s socks off. How low can the team
sink? Sky’s the limit!
Even when a shopworn image is the best way to convey an idea, a classic
writer can keep his reader engaged by remembering what the idiom literally
refers to and playing with the image to keep it in her mind’s eye:
Ever tried to explain to a New Yorker the finer points
of Slovakian coalition politics? I have. He almost
needed an adrenaline shot to come out of the coma.4
When Americans are told about foreign politics, their
eyes glaze over.
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With electronic publication, you can see your stuff
published just 15 seconds after you write it. It's
scholarship on methamphetamines. Publication for
speed freaks.12
Electronic publication is scholarship on steroids.
To suggest that directing team owners is like herding cats
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Trying to direct team owners is like herding cats. i :
is to give cats a bad name.-2
Hobbes stripped the human personality for any Hobbes stripped the human personality for any
capacity for love or tenderness or even simple fellow- capacity for love or tenderness or even simple fellow-
feeling, leaving instead only fear. He threw out the feeling, leaving instead only fear. The bath was dry,
baby with the bathwater. and the baby had vanished.22
And if you must use a cliché, why not word it in a way that makes physical
sense? When you think about it, the fate of an overlooked item is to fall through
or into the cracks, not between them, and the prototypical unrealizable desire is
to eat your cake and have it, not to have your cake and eat it (it’s easy to do
them in that order). And you’ll often be surprised, and your writing will be
livelier, if you take a few seconds to look up the original wording of a cliché. To
gild the lily is not just tired but visually less apt than either of the original
metaphors that it scrambles together (from Shakespeare’s King John), to paint
the lily and to gild refined gold, the latter of which neatly echoes the visual
redundancy in the overlap in sound between gild and gold. For that matter, you
could avoid cliché altogether by adapting one of the other images in the full
sentence: “To gild refined gold, to paint the lily, to throw a perfume on the
violet, to smooth the ice, or add another hue unto the rainbow, or with taper-light
to seek the beauteous eye of heaven to garnish, is wasteful and ridiculous
excess.”
Thoughtless clichés can even be dangerous. I sometimes wonder how much
irrationality in the world has been excused by the nonsensical saying
“Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds,” a corruption of Ralph Waldo
Emerson’s remark about “a foolish consistency.” Recently a White House
official referred to the American Israel Political Affairs Committee as “the 800-
pound gorilla in the room,” confusing the elephant in the room (something that
everyone pretends to ignore) with an 800-pound gorilla (something that is
powerful enough to do whatever it wants, from the joke “Where does an 800-
pound gorilla sit?”). Given the controversy over whether the Israel lobby is
merely undernoticed in American foreign policy or nefariously all-controlling,
the meaning of the first cliché is a commonplace; the meaning of the second,
incendiary.
Though no writer can avoid idioms altogether—they’ re part of the English
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lexicon, just like individual words—good writers reach for fresh similes and
metaphors that keep the reader's sensory cortexes lit up. Shakespeare advises
against “adding another hue unto the rainbow”: Dickens describes a man “with
such long legs that he looked like the afternoon shadow of somebody else”;
Nabokov has Lolita plopping into a seat, “her legs splayed, starfish-style.”18 But
you don’t have to be a great fiction writer to engage a reader’s mental imagery.
A psychologist explains a computer simulation in which activation builds up in a
neuron until it fires “like popcorn in a pan.”!? An editor looking to sign up new
talent writes about attending a funeral at which “the concentration of authors was
so dense, I felt like an Alaskan grizzly at the foot of a waterfall, poised to pull
out salmon by the paw-ful.”22 Even the bassist of the fictional rock band Spinal
Tap deserves our admiration, if not for his literary acumen then for his attention
to imagery, when he told an interviewer: “We’re very lucky in the band in that
we have two distinct visionaries, David and Nigel; they’re like poets, like
Shelley and Byron. . . . It’s like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band
is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.”
In classic prose the writer is directing the gaze of the reader to something in the
world she can see for herself. All eyes are on an agent: a protagonist, a mover
and shaker, a driving force. The agent pushes or prods something, and it moves
or changes. Or something interesting comes into view, and the reader examines
it part by part. Classic style minimizes abstractions, which cannot be seen with
the naked eye. This doesn’t mean that it avoids abstract subject matter
(remember Brian Greene’s explanation of the multiverse), only that it shows the
events making up that subject matter transparently, by narrating an unfolding
plot with real characters doing things, rather than by naming an abstract concept
that encapsulates those events in a single word. Look at the stuffy passages on
the left, which are filled with abstract nouns (underlined), and compare them
with the more direct versions on the right:
The researchers found that groups that are typically
associated with low alcoholism levels actually have
moderate amounts of alcohol intake, yet still have low
levels of high intake associated with alcoholism, such
as Jews.
The researchers found that in groups with little
alcoholism, such as Jews, people actually drink
moderate amounts of alcohol, but few of them drink
too much and become alcoholics.
Ihave serious doubts that trying to amend the
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Constitution would work on an actual level. On the
aspirational level, however, a constitutional
amendment strategy may be more valuable.
Individuals with mental health issues can become
dangerous. It is important to approach this subject from
a variety of strategies, including mental health
assistance but also from a law enforcement
perspective.
What are the prospects for reconciling a prejudice
reduction model of change, designed to get people to
like one another more, with a collective action model
of change, designed to ignite struggles to achieve
I doubt that trying to amend the Constitution would
actually succeed, but it may be valuable to aspire to it.
People who are mentally ill can become dangerous.
We need to consult mental health professionals, but we
also may have to inform the police.
Should we try to change society by reducing prejudice,
that is, by getting people to like one another? Or
should we encourage disadvantaged groups to struggle
for eguality through collective action? Or can we do
intergroup eguality? both?
Could you recognize a “level” or a “perspective” if you met one on the street?
Could you point it out to someone else? What about an approach, an assumption,
a concept, a condition, a context, a framework, an issue, a model, a process, a
range, a role, a strategy, a tendency, or a variable? These are metaconcepts:
concepts about concepts. They serve as a kind of packing material in which
academics, bureaucrats, and corporate mouthpieces clad their subject matter.
Only when the packaging is hacked away does the object come into view. The
phrase on the aspirational level adds nothing to aspire, nor is a prejudice
reduction model any more sophisticated than reducing prejudice. Recall that the
winning sentence in the 1998 Bad Writing Contest consisted almost entirely of
metaconcepts.
Together with verbal coffins like model and level in which writers entomb
their actors and actions, the English language provides them with a dangerous
weapon called nominalization: making something into a noun. The
nominalization rule takes a perfectly spry verb and embalms it into a lifeless
noun by adding a suffix like —ance, —ment, —ation, or —ing. Instead of affirming
an idea, you effect its affirmation; rather than postponing something, you
implement a postponement. The writing scholar Helen Sword calls them zombie
nouns because they lumber across the scene without a conscious agent directing
their motion. They can turn prose into a night of the living dead:
When we prevented neurogenesis, the mice no longer
avoided other mice.
Prevention of neurogenesis diminished social
avoidance.
Participants read assertions whose veracity was either
affirmed or denied by the subsequent presentation of
an assessment word.
We presented participants with a sentence, followed by
the word TRUE or FALSE.
VATA axralis dnd nannla Teh fnilad ta 115 Ant n5A tha
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we EXULUULU peuple WHU Ld LEU LO ULLUELSLdLIU UE
instructions.
Comprehension checks were used as exclusion criteria.
It may be that some missing genes are more Perhaps some missing genes contribute to the spatial
contributive to the spatial deficit. deficit.
The last example shows that verbs can be drained of life when they are turned
into adjectives, too, as when contribute becomes contributive to or aspire
becomes on the aspirational level. As this cartoon by Tom Toles suggests,
zombie nouns and adjectives are one of the signatures of academese:
INCOMPLETE IMPLEMENTATION OF
STRATEGIZED PROGRAMMATICS DESIGNATED
TO MAXIMIZE ACQUISITION OF AWARENESS
AND UTILIZATION OF COMMUNICATIONS SKILLS
PURSUANT TO STANDARDIZED REVIEW AND
ASSESSMENT OF LANGUAGINAL DEVELOPMENT:
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The reason Verbal SAT scores are at an all-time low.
ANY INTERROGATORY
VERBALIZATIONS ? — &
Toles © The Washington Post. Reprinted with permission of Universal Uclick. All rights reserved.
Any interrogatory verbalizations? But it's not just academics who loose these
zombies on the world. In response to a hurricane which threatened the
Republican National Convention in 2012, Florida governor Rick Scott told the
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press, “There is not any anticipation there will be a cancellation,” that is, he
didn't anticipate that he would have to cancel the convention. And in 2014
Secretary of State John Kerry announced, “The president is desirous of trying to
see how we can make our efforts in order to find a way to facilitate,” to wit, the
president wanted to help. Once again the professional habit has not gone
unnoticed by satirists, such as in the MacNelly cartoon on the next page, which
appeared when Alexander Haig, the notoriously creative suffixer who served as
secretary of state in the Reagan administration, resigned from his post:
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am Aan ben MA BNBERAN
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the resignatory action /option due to
the dangerosity of the trend? lowing of
foreign policy away from our originatious
careful coursing towards consistensivity,
purposity, steadiastnitude and,
above all, clarity.
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When a grammatical construction is associated with politicians you can be
sure that it provides a way to evade responsibility. Zombie nouns, unlike the
verbs whose bodies they snatched, can shamble around without subjects. That is
what they have in common with the passive constructions that also bog down
these examples, like was affirmed and were used. And in a third evasive
maneuver, many students and politicians stay away from the pronouns I, me, and
you. The social psychologist Gordon Allport called out these tactics in an
“Epistle to Thesis Writers”:
Your anxiety and feeling of insecurity will tempt you to an excessive use
of the passive voice:
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On the basis of the analysis which was made of the data which were
collected, it is suggested that the null hypothesis can be rejected.
Please, sir, I didn't do it! It was done! Try to conguer your cowardice, and
start your concluding chapter with the creative assertion: Lo! I found ...
You may attempt to defend your enervating use of the passive voice by
pointing out that the only alternative is excessive reliance upon the first
person personal pronoun or upon the pontifical We. It is safer, you
conclude, to choose self-effacement at this critical moment in your career.
I reply: even in critical moments I see no harm in saying I if I mean 1.22
Often the pronouns I, me, and you are not just harmless but downright
helpful. They simulate a conversation, as classic style recommends, and they are
gifts to the memory-challenged reader. It takes a good deal of mental effort to
keep track of a cast of characters identified as hes, shes, and theys. But unless
one is in the throes of a meditative trance or an ecstatic rapture, one never loses
track of oneself or of the person one is addressing (I, we, you). That’s why
guidelines on how to avoid legalese and other turbid professional styles call for
using first-and second-person pronouns, inverting passives into actives, and
letting verbs be verbs rather than zombie nouns. Here are some examples of
discouraged and recommended wordings from the Pennsylvania Plain Language
Consumer Contract Act:
If the Buyer is behind in making payments, the Seller
may:
1. Hire an attorney to collect the money.
2. Charge the Buyer for the attorney’s fees.
If the Buyer defaults and the Seller commences
collection through an attorney, the Buyer will be liable
for attorney’s fees.
If the outstanding balance is prepaid in full, the If I pay the whole amount before the due date, you will
unearned finance charge will be refunded. refund the unearned portion of the finance charge.
The Buyer isQhligated to make all payments I will make all payments as they become due.
hereunder.
Membership fees paid prior to the opening of the club If I pay membership fees before the club opens, the
will be placed in trust. club will put the money in a trust account.22
A concrete and conversational style does more than make professional
verbiage easier to read; it can be a matter of life and death. Take this warning
sticker on a portable generator:
= raina — DA a á a 3 ‘a
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Mild Exposure to CO can result in accumulated damage over time.
Extreme Exposure to CO may rapidly be fatal without producing
significant warning symptoms.
Infants, children, older adults, and people with health conditions are more
easily affected by Carbon Monoxide and their symptoms are more severe.
It’s in the third person, and filled with zombie nouns like Extreme Exposure and
passives like are more easily affected. People can read it and not get the feeling
that anything terrible will happen. Perhaps as a result, every year more than a
hundred Americans inadvertently turn their homes into gas chambers and
execute themselves and their families by running generators and combustion
heaters indoors. Much better is this sticker found on a recent model:
Using a generator indoors CAN KILL YOU IN MINUTES.
Generator exhaust contains carbon monoxide. This is a poison you cannot
see or smell.
NEVER use inside a home or garage, EVEN IF doors and windows are
open.
Only use OUTSIDE and far away from windows, doors, and vents.
In this sticker a concrete verb in the active voice and the use of the second
person narrate a concrete event: if you do this, it can kill you. And what is
intended as a warning is expressed in the imperative (NEVER use inside), just as
one would do in a conversation, rather than as an impersonal generalization
(Mild Exposure can result in damage).
The advice to bring zombie nouns back to life as verbs and to convert
passives into actives is ubiquitous in style guides and plain language laws. For
the reasons we've just seen, it’s often good advice. But it’s good advice only
when a writer or an editor understands why it’s being offered. No English
construction could have survived in the language for a millennium and a half
unless it had continued to serve some purpose, and that includes passives and
nominalizations. They may be overused, and often they are badly used, but that
does not mean they should not be used at all. Nominalizations, as we will see in
chapter 5, can be useful in connecting a sentence to those that came before,
keeping the passage coherent. The passive voice, too, has several uses in
English. One of them (I'll take up the others in chapters 4 and 5) is indispensable
to classic style: the passive allows the writer to direct the reader’s gaze, like a
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cinematographer choosing the best camera angle.
Often a writer needs to steer the reader’s attention away from the agent of an
action. The passive allows him to do so because the agent can be left
unmentioned, which is impossible in the active voice. You can say Pooh ate the
honey (active voice, actor mentioned), The honey was eaten by Pooh (passive
voice, actor mentioned), or The honey was eaten (passive voice, actor
unmentioned)—but not Ate the honey (active voice, actor unmentioned).
Sometimes the omission is ethically questionable, as when the sidestepping
politician admits only that “mistakes were made,” omitting the phrase with by
that would identify who made those mistakes. But sometimes the ability to omit
an agent comes in handy because the minor characters in the story are a
distraction. As the linguist Geoffrey Pullum has noted, there is nothing wrong
with a news report that uses the passive voice to say, “Helicopters were flown in
to put out the fires.”24 The reader does not need to be informed that a guy named
Bob was flying one of the helicopters.
Even when both the actor and the target of an action are visible in the scene,
the choice of the active or passive voice allows the writer to keep the reader
focused on one of those characters before pointing out an interesting fact
involving that character. That’s because the reader’s attention usually starts out
on the entity named by the subject of the sentence. Actives and passives differ in
which character gets to be the subject, and hence which starts out in the reader’s
mental spotlight. An active construction trains the reader’s gaze on someone
who is doing something: See that lady with the shopping bag? She’s pelting a
mime with zucchini. The passive trains the reader’s gaze on someone who’s
having something done to him: See that mime? He’s being pelted with zucchini
by the lady with the shopping bag. Using the wrong voice can make the reader
crane back and forth like a spectator at a tennis match: See that lady with the
shopping bag? A mime is being pelted with zucchini by her.
The problem with the passives that bog down bureaucratic and academic
prose is that they are not selected with these purposes in mind. They are
symptoms of absent-mindedness in a writer who has forgotten that he should be
staging an event for the reader. He knows how the story turned out, so he just
describes the outcome (something was done). But the reader, with no agent in
sight, has no way to visualize the event being moved forward by its instigator.
She is forced to imagine an effect without a cause, which is as hard to visualize
as Lewis Carroll’s grin without a cat.
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In this chapter I have tried to call your attention to many of the writerly habits
that result in soggy prose: metadiscourse, signposting, hedging, apologizing,
professional narcissism, clichés, mixed metaphors, metaconcepts, zombie nouns,
and unnecessary passives. Writers who want to invigorate their prose could try
to memorize that list of don’ts. But it’s better to keep in mind the guiding
metaphor of classic style: a writer, in conversation with a reader, directs the
reader’s gaze to something in the world. Each of the don’ts corresponds to a way
in which a writer can stray from this scenario.
Classic style is not the only way to write. But it’s an ideal that can pull
writers away from many of their worst habits, and it works particularly well
because it makes the unnatural act of writing seem like two of our most natural
acts: talking and seeing.
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Chapter 3
THE CURSE OF KNOWLEDGE
THE MAIN CAUSE OF INCOMPREHENSIBLE PROSE IS THE
DIFFICULTY OF IMAGINING WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR SOMEONE
ELSE NOT TO KNOW SOMETHING THAT YOU KNOW
hy is so much writing so hard to understand? Why must a typical reader
struggle to follow an academic article, the fine print on a tax return, or the
instructions for setting up a wireless home network?
The most popular explanation I hear is the one captured in this cartoon:
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Good start. Needs more gibberish.
According to this theory, opague prose is a deliberate choice. Bureaucrats and
business managers insist on gibberish to cover their anatomy. Plaid-clad tech
writers get their revenge on the jocks who kicked sand in their faces and the girls
who turned them down for dates. Pseudo-intellectuals spout obscure verbiage to
hide the fact that they have nothing to say. Academics in the softer fields dress
up the trivial and obvious with the trappings of scientific sophistication, hoping
to bamboozle their audiences with highfalutin gobbledygook. Here is Calvin
explaining the principle to Hobbes:
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"THE DYNAMICS OF INTERBEING
AND MONOLOGICAL IMPERATIVES
S\N DICK AND JANE - A STUDY
z|IN PSYCHIC TRANSRELATIONAL
F| SENDER MODES.”
I USED TO HATE WRITING || I REALIZED THAT THE WITH A LITTLE PRACTICE,
ASSIGNMENTS , BUT NOW PURPOSE OF WRITING IS WRITING CAN BE AN
I ENN THEM. TO INFLATE WEAK IDEAS, (INTIMIDATING AND
OBSCURE POOR REASONING, IMPENETRABLE FOG!
AND INHIBIT CLARITY. WANT TO SEE MY BOOK
REPORT ?
ACADEMIA,
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Calvin and Hobbes © 1993 Watterson. Reprinted with permission of Universal Uclick. All rights reserved.
I have long been skeptical of the bamboozlement theory, because in my
experience it does not ring true. I know many scholars who have nothing to hide
and no need to impress. They do groundbreaking work on important subjects,
reason well about clear ideas, and are honest, down-to-earth people, the kind
you’d enjoy having a beer with. Still, their writing stinks.
People often tell me that academics have no choice but to write badly because
the gatekeepers of journals and university presses insist on ponderous language
as proof of one’s seriousness. This has not been my experience, and it turns out
to be a myth. In Stylish Academic Writing (no, it is not one of the world’s
thinnest books), Helen Sword masochistically analyzed the literary style in a
sample of five hundred articles in academic journals, and found that a healthy
minority in every field were written with grace and verve.+
In explaining any human shortcoming, the first tool I reach for is Hanlon’s
Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by
stupidity.2 The kind of stupidity I have in mind has nothing to do with ignorance
or low IQ; in fact, it’s often the brightest and best informed who suffer the most
from it. I once attended a lecture on biology addressed to a large general
audience at a conference on technology, entertainment, and design. The lecture
was also being filmed for distribution over the Internet to millions of other
laypeople. The speaker was an eminent biologist who had been invited to
explain his recent breakthrough in the structure of DNA. He launched into a
jargon-packed technical presentation that was geared to his fellow molecular
biologists, and it was immediately apparent to everyone in the room that none of
them understood a word. Apparent to everyone, that is, except the eminent
biologist. When the host interrupted and asked him to explain the work more
clearly, he seemed genuinely surprised and not a little annoyed. This is the kind
of stupidity I am talking about.
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Call it the Curse of Knowledge: a difficulty in imagining what it is like for
someone else not to know something that you know. The term was invented by
economists to help explain why people are not as shrewd in bargaining as they
could be, in theory, when they possess information that their opposite number
does not.2 A used-car dealer, for example, should price a lemon at the same
value as a creampuff of the same make and model, because customers have no
way to tell the difference. (In this kind of analysis, economists imagine that
everyone is an amoral profit-maximizer, so no one does anything just for
honesty's sake.) But at least in experimental markets, sellers don't take full
advantage of their private knowledge. They price their assets as if their
customers knew as much about their guality as they do.
The curse of knowledge is far more than a curiosity in economic theory. The
inability to set aside something that you know but that someone else does not
know is such a pervasive affliction of the human mind that psychologists keep
discovering related versions of it and giving it new names. There is egocentrism,
the inability of children to imagine a simple scene, such as three toy mountains
on a tabletop, from another person’s vantage point. There’s hindsight bias, the
tendency of people to think that an outcome they happen to know, such as the
confirmation of a disease diagnosis or the outcome of a war, should have been
obvious to someone who had to make a prediction about it before the fact.2
There’s false consensus, in which people who make a touchy personal decision
(like agreeing to help an experimenter by wearing a sandwich board around
campus with the word REPENT) assume that everyone else would make the same
decision. There’s illusory transparency, in which observers who privately know
the backstory to a conversation and thus can tell that a speaker is being sarcastic
assume that the speaker’s naive listeners can somehow detect the sarcasm, too.Z
And there’s mindblindness, a failure to mentalize, or a lack of a theory of mind,
in which a three-year-old who sees a toy being hidden while a second child is
out of the room assumes that the other child will look for it in its actual location
rather than where she last saw it.2 (In a related demonstration, a child comes into
the lab, opens a candy box, and is surprised to find pencils in it. Not only does
the child think that another child entering the lab will know it contains pencils,
but the child will say that he himself knew it contained pencils all along!)
Children mostly outgrow the inability to separate their own knowledge from
someone else’s, but not entirely. Even adults slightly tilt their guess about where
a person will look for a hidden object in the direction of where they themselves
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know the object to be.2
Adults are particularly accursed when they try to estimate other people's
knowledge and skills. If a student happens to know the meaning of an
uncommon word like apogee or elucidate, or the answer to a factual guestion
like where Napoleon was born or what the brightest star in the sky is, she
assumes that other students know it, too.12 When experimental volunteers are
given a list of anagrams to unscramble, some of which are easier than others
because the answers were shown to them beforehand, they rate the ones that are
easier for them (because they'd seen the answers) to be magically easier for
everyone. And when experienced cell phone users were asked how long it
would take novices to learn to use the phone, they guessed thirteen minutes; in
fact, it took thirty-two./4 Users with less expertise were more accurate in
predicting the learning curves, though their guess, too, fell short: they predicted
twenty minutes. The better you know something, the less you remember about
how hard it was to learn.
The curse of knowledge is the single best explanation I know of why good
people write bad prose./4 It simply doesn’t occur to the writer that her readers
don’t know what she knows—that they haven’t mastered the patois of her guild,
can’t divine the missing steps that seem too obvious to mention, have no way to
visualize a scene that to her is as clear as day.* And so she doesn’t bother to
explain the jargon, or spell out the logic, or supply the necessary detail. The
ubiquitous experience shown in this New Yorker cartoon is a familiar example:
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Anyone who wants to lift the curse of knowledge must first appreciate what a
devilish curse it is. Like a drunk who is too impaired to realize that he is too
impaired to drive, we do not notice the curse because the curse prevents us from
noticing it. This blindness impairs us in every act of communication. Students in
a team-taught course save their papers under the name of the professor who
assigned it, so I get a dozen email attachments named “pinker.doc.” The
professors rename the papers, so Lisa Smith gets back a dozen attachments
named “smith.doc.” I go to a Web site for a trusted-traveler program and have to
decide whether to click on GOES, Nexus, GlobalEntry, Sentri, Flux, or FAST—
bureaucratic terms that mean nothing to me. A trail map informs me that a hike
to a waterfall takes two hours, without specifying whether that means each way
or for a round trip, and it fails to show several unmarked forks along the trail.
My apartment is cluttered with gadgets that I can never remember how to use
because of inscrutable buttons which may have to be held down for one, two, or
four seconds, sometimes two at a time, and which often do different things
depending on invisible “modes” toggled by still other buttons. When I’m lucky
enough to find the manual, it enlightens me with explanations like “In the state
of {alarm and chime setting}. Press the [SET] key and the {alarm ‘hour’ setting}
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{alarm ‘minute’ setting) {time ‘hour’ setting) {time ‘minute’ setting)
(“year setting} > “month? setting} > {‘day’ setting) will be completed in turn.
And press the [MODE] key to adjust the set items.” I'm sure it was perfectly
clear to the engineers who designed it.
Multiply these daily frustrations by a few billion, and you begin to see that
the curse of knowledge is a pervasive drag on the strivings of humanity, on a par
with corruption, disease, and entropy. Cadres of expensive professionals—
lawyers, accountants, computer gurus, help-line responders—drain vast sums of
money from the economy to clarify poorly drafted text. There’s an old saying
that for the want of a nail the battle was lost, and the same is true for the want of
an adjective: the Charge of the Light Brigade during the Crimean War is only the
most famous example of a military disaster caused by vague orders. The nuclear
meltdown at Three Mile Island in 1979 has been attributed to poor wording
(operators misinterpreted the label on a warning light), as has the deadliest plane
crash in history, in which the pilot of a 747 at Tenerife Airport radioed he was at
takeoff, by which he meant “taking off,” but an air traffic controller interpreted it
as “at the takeoff position” and failed to stop him before he plowed his plane
into another 747 on the runway.“4 The visually confusing “butterfly ballot”
given to Palm Beach voters in the 2000 American presidential election led many
supporters of Al Gore to vote for the wrong candidate, which may have swung
the election to George W. Bush, changing the course of history.
How can we lift the curse of knowledge? The traditional advice—always
remember the reader over your shoulder—is not as effective as you might
think. The problem is that just trying harder to put yourself in someone else’s
shoes doesn’t make you a whole lot more accurate in figuring out what that
person knows.t When you’ve learned something so well that you forget that
other people may not know it, you also forget to check whether they know it.
Several studies have shown that people are not easily disabused of their curse of
knowledge, even when they are told to keep the reader in mind, to remember
what it was like to learn something, or to ignore what they know./4
But imagining the reader over your shoulder is a start. Occasionally people
do learn to discount their knowledge when they are shown how it biases their
judgments, and if you’ve read to this point, perhaps you will be receptive to the
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warning.18 So for what it's worth: Hey, I’m talking to you. Your readers know a
lot less about your subject than you think they do, and unless you keep track of
what you know that they don't, you are guaranteed to confuse them.
A better way to exorcise the curse of knowledge is to be aware of specific
pitfalls that it sets in your path. There's one that everyone is at least vaguely
aware of: the use of jargon, abbreviations, and technical vocabulary. Every
human pastime—music, cooking, sports, art, theoretical physics—develops an
argot to spare its enthusiasts from having to say or type a long-winded
description every time they refer to a familiar concept in each other’s company.
The problem is that as we become proficient at our job or hobby we come to use
these catchwords so often that they flow out of our fingers automatically, and we
forget that our readers may not be members of the clubhouse in which we
learned them.
Obviously writers cannot avoid abbreviations and technical terms altogether.
Shorthand terms are unobjectionable, indeed indispensable, when a term has
become entrenched in the community one is writing for. Biologists needn’t
define transcription factor or spell out mRNA every time they refer to those
things, and many technical terms become so common and are so useful that they
eventually cross over into everyday parlance, like cloning, gene, and DNA. But
the curse of knowledge ensures that most writers will overestimate how standard
a term has become and how wide the community is that has learned it.
A surprising amount of jargon can simply be banished and no one will be the
worse for it. A scientist who replaces murine model with rats and mice will use
up no more space on the page and be no less scientific. Philosophers are every
bit as rigorous when they put away Latin expressions like ceteris paribus, inter
alia, and simpliciter and write in English instead: other things being equal,
among other things, and in and of itself. And though nonlawyers might assume
that the language of contracts, such as the party of the first part, must serve some
legal purpose, most of it is superfluous. As Adam Freedman points out in his
book on legalese, “What distinguishes legal boilerplate is its combination of
archaic terminology and frenzied verbosity, as though it were written by a
medieval scribe on crack.”2
Abbreviations are tempting to thoughtless writers because they can save a
few keystrokes every time they have to use the term. The writers forget that the
few seconds they add to their own lives come at the cost of many minutes stolen
from the lives of their readers. I stare at a table of numbers whose columns are
labeled DA DN SA SN, and have to flip back and scan for the explanation:
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Dissimilar Affirmative, Dissimilar Negative, Similar Affirmative, Similar
Negative. Each abbreviation is surrounded by many inches of white space. What
possible reason could there have been for the author not to spell them out?
Abbreviations that are coined for a single piece of writing are best avoided
altogether, to spare the reader from having to engage in the famously tedious
memory task called paired-associate learning, in which psychologists force their
participants to memorize arbitrary pairs of text like DAX-QOV. Even
moderately common abbreviations should be spelled out on first use. As Strunk
and White point out, “Not everyone knows that SALT means Strategic Arms
Limitation Talks, and even if everyone did, there are babies being born every
minute who will someday encounter the name for the first time. They deserve to
see the words, not simply the initials.”22 The hazard is not limited to professional
prose. Some of us receive annual Christmas letters in which the household
spokesperson cheerily writes, “Irwin and I had a great time at the IHRP after
dispatching the children to the UNER, and we all continue work on our ECPs at
the SFBS.”
A considerate writer will also cultivate the habit of adding a few words of
explanation to common technical terms, as in “Arabidopsis, a flowering mustard
plant,” rather than the bare “Arabidopsis” (which I’ve seen in many science
articles). It’s not just an act of magnanimity: a writer who explains technical
terms can multiply her readership a thousandfold at the cost of a handful of
characters, the literary equivalent of picking up hundred-dollar bills on the
sidewalk. Readers will also thank a writer for the copious use of for example, as
in, and such as, because an explanation without an example is little better than
no explanation at all. For example: Here’s an explanation of the rhetorical term
syllepsis: “the use of a word that relates to, qualifies, or governs two or more
other words but has a different meaning in relation to each.” Got that? Now let’s
say I continue with “. .. such as when Benjamin Franklin said, ‘We must all
hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.’” Clearer, no? No?
Sometimes two examples are better than one, because they allow the reader to
triangulate on which aspect of the example is relevant to the definition. What if I
add “. .. or when Groucho Marx said, “You can leave in a taxi, and if you can’t
get a taxi, you can leave in a huff’”?24
And when technical terms are unavoidable, why not choose ones that are easy
for readers to understand and remember? Ironically, the field of linguistics is
among the worst offenders, with dozens of mystifying technical terms: themes
that have nothing to do with themes; PRO and pro, which are pronounced the
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same way but refer to different things, stage-level and individual-level
predicates, which are just unintuitive ways of saying “temporary” and
“permanent”, and Principles A, B, and C, which could just as easily have been
called the Reflexive Principle, the Pronoun Principle, and the Noun Principle.
For a long time I got a headache reading papers in semantics that analyzed the
two meanings of some. In a loose, conversational sense, some implies “some, but
not all”: when I say Some men are chawvinists, it's natural to interpret me as
implying that others are not. But in a strict, logical sense, some means “at least
one” and does not rule out “all”; there’s no contradiction in saying Some men are
chauvinists; indeed, all of them are. Many linguists refer to the two meanings as
the “upper-bounded” and “lower-bounded” senses, labels borrowed from
mathematics, and I could never keep them straight. At last I came across a
limpid semanticist who referred to them as the “only” and “at-least” senses,
labels from everyday English, and I’ve followed the literature ever since.
This vignette shows that even belonging to the same professional club as a
writer is no protection against her curse of knowledge. I suffer the daily
experience of being baffled by articles in my field, my subfield, even my sub-
sub-subfield. Take this sentence from an article I just read by two eminent
cognitive neuroscientists, which appeared in a journal that publishes brief review
articles for a wide readership:
The slow and integrative nature of conscious perception is confirmed
behaviorally by observations such as the “rabbit illusion” and its variants,
where the way in which a stimulus is ultimately perceived is influenced
by poststimulus events arising several hundreds of milliseconds after the
original stimulus.
After I macheted my way through the overgrowth of passives, zombies, and
redundancies, I determined that the content of the sentence resided in the term
“rabbit illusion,” the phenomenon which is supposed to demonstrate “the
integrative nature of conscious perception.” The authors write as if everyone
knows what the “rabbit illusion” is, but I’ve been in this business for nearly forty
years and had never heard of it. Nor does their explanation enlighten. How are
we supposed to visualize “a stimulus,” “poststimulus events,” and “the way in
which a stimulus is ultimately perceived”? And what does any of this have to do
with rabbits? Richard Feynman once wrote, “If you ever hear yourself saying, ‘I
think I understand this,’ that means you don’t.” Though the article had been
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written tor the likes ot me, the best I could say atter reading this explanation
was, “I think I understand this.”
So I did a bit of digging and uncovered a Cutaneous Rabbit Illusion, in which
if you close your eyes and someone taps you a few times on the wrist, then on
the elbow, and then on the shoulder, it feels like a string of taps running up the
length of your arm, like a hopping rabbit. OK, now I get it—a person's
conscious experience of where the early taps fell depends on the location of the
later taps. But why didn't the authors just say that, which would have taken no
more words than “stimulus this” and “poststimulus that”?
The curse of knowledge is insidious, because it conceals not only the contents of
our thoughts from us but their very form. When we know something well, we
don't realize how abstractly we think about it. And we forget that other people,
who have lived their own lives, have not gone through our idiosyncratic histories
of abstractification.
There are two ways in which thoughts can lose their moorings in the land of
the concrete. One is called chunking. Human working memory can hold only a
few items at atime. Psychologists used to think that its capacity was around
seven items (plus or minus two), but later downsized even that estimate, and
today believe it is closer to three or four. Fortunately, the rest of the brain is
eguipped with a workaround for the bottleneck. It can package ideas into bigger
and bigger units, which the psychologist George Miller dubbed “chunks.”22
(Miller was one of the greatest stylists in the history of the behavioral sciences,
and it’s no coincidence that he co-opted this homey term rather than inventing
some technical jargon.)2 Each chunk, no matter how much information is
packed inside it, occupies a single slot in working memory. Thus we can hold in
mind just a few of the letters from an arbitrary sequence like MDPHDRSV
P CEO IHOP. But if they belong to well-learned chunks such as
abbreviations or words, like the ones that pop out when we group the letters as
MD PHD RSVP CEO IHOP, five chunks, we can remember all sixteen. Our
capacity can be multiplied yet again when we package the chunks into still
bigger chunks, such as the story “The MD and the PhD RSVP’d to the CEO of
IHOP,” which can occupy just one slot, with three or four left over for other
stories. Of course this magic depends on one’s personal history of learning. To
someone who has never heard of the International House of Pancakes, IHOP
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takes up four slots in memory, not one. Mnemonists, the performers who amaze
us by regurgitating superhuman amounts of information, have spent a lot of time
building up a huge inventory of chunks in their long-term memories.
Chunking is not just a trick for improving memory; it’s the lifeblood of
higher intelligence. As children we see one person hand a cookie to another, and
we remember it as an act of giving. One person gives another one a cookie in
exchange for a banana; we chunk the two acts of giving together and think of the
sequence as trading. Person 1 trades a banana to Person 2 for a piece of shiny
metal, because he knows he can trade it to Person 3 for a cookie; we think of it
as selling. Lots of people buying and selling make up a market. Activity
aggregated over many markets gets chunked into the economy. The economy
now can be thought of as an entity which responds to actions by central banks;
we Call that monetary policy. One kind of monetary policy, which involves the
central bank buying private assets, is chunked as quantitative easing. And so on.
As we read and learn, we master a vast number of these abstractions, and
each becomes a mental unit which we can bring to mind in an instant and share
with others by uttering its name. An adult mind that is brimming with chunks is
a powerful engine of reason, but it comes with a cost: a failure to communicate
with other minds that have not mastered the same chunks. Many educated adults
would be left out of a discussion that criticized the president for not engaging in
more “quantitative easing,” though they would understand the process if it were
spelled out. A high school student might be left out if you spoke about
“monetary policy,” and a schoolchild might not even follow a conversation
about “the economy.”
The amount of abstraction that a writer can get away with depends on the
expertise of her readership. But divining the chunks that have been mastered by
a typical reader requires a gift of clairvoyance with which few of us are blessed.
When we are apprentices in our chosen specialty, we join a clique in which, it
seems to us, everyone else seems to know so much! And they talk among
themselves as if their knowledge were second nature to every educated person.
As we settle in to the clique, it becomes our universe. We fail to appreciate that
it is a tiny bubble in a vast multiverse of other cliques. When we make first
contact with the aliens in other universes and jabber at them in our local code,
they cannot understand us without a sci-fi Universal Translator.
Even when we have an inkling that we are speaking in a specialized lingo, we
may be reluctant to slip back into plain speech. It could betray to our peers the
awful truth that we are still greenhorns, tenderfoots, newbies. And if our readers
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would rather run the risk of confusing them while at least appearing to be
sophisticated than take a chance at belaboring the obvious while striking them as
naive or condescending.
It’s true that every writer must calibrate the degree of specialization in her
language against her best guess of the audience’s familiarity with the topic. But
in general it’s wiser to assume too little than too much. Every audience is spread
out along a bell curve of sophistication, and inevitably we’ll bore a few at the top
while baffling a few at the bottom; the only question is how many there will be
of each. The curse of knowledge means that we’re more likely to overestimate
the average reader’s familiarity with our little world than to underestimate it.
And in any case one should not confuse clarity with condescension. Brian
Greene’s explanation of the multiverse in chapter 2 shows how a classic stylist
can explain an esoteric idea in plain language without patronizing his audience.
The key is to assume that your readers are as intelligent and sophisticated as you
are, but that they happen not to know something you know.
Perhaps the best way to remember the dangers of private abbreviation is to
recall the joke about a man who walks into a Catskills resort for the first time
and sees a group of retired borscht-belt comics telling jokes around a table with
their pals. One of them calls out, “Forty-seven!” and the others roar with
laughter. Another follows with “A hundred and twelve!” and again the others
double over. The newcomer can’t figure out what’s going on, so he asks one of
the old-timers to explain. The man says, “These guys have been hanging around
together so long they know all the same jokes. So to save time they’ve given
them numbers, and all they need to do is call out the number.” The new fellow
says, “That's ingenious! Let me try it.” So he stands up and calls out, “Twenty-
one!” There is a stony silence. He tries again: “Seventy-two!” Everyone stares at
him, and nobody laughs. He sinks back into his seat and whispers to his
informant, “What did I do wrong? Why didn’t anyone laugh?” The man says,
“Tt’s all in how you tell it.”
A failure to realize that my chunks may not be the same as your chunks can
explain why we baffle our readers with so much shorthand, jargon, and alphabet
soup. But it’s not the only way we baffle them. Sometimes wording is
maddeningly opaque without being composed of technical terminology from a
private clique. Even among cognitive scientists, “poststimulus event” is not a
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standard way to refer to a tap on the arm. A financial customer might be
reasonably familiar with the world of investments and still have to puzzle over
what a company brochure means by “capital changes and rights.” A computer-
Savvy user trying to maintain his Web site might be mystified by instructions on
the maintenance page which refer to “nodes,” “content type,” and “attachments.
And heaven help the sleepy traveler trying to set the alarm clock in his hotel
room who must interpret “alarm function” and “second display mode.”
Why do writers invent such confusing terminology? I believe the answer lies
in another way in which expertise can make our thoughts more idiosyncratic and
thus harder to share: as we become familiar with something, we think about it
more in terms of the use we put it to and less in terms of what it looks like and
what it is made of. This transition, another staple of the cognitive psychology
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curriculum, is called functional fixity (sometimes functional fixedness).*4 In the
textbook experiment, people are given a candle, a book of matches, and a box of
thumbtacks, and are asked to attach the candle to the wall so that the wax won't
drip onto the floor. The solution is to dump the thumbtacks out of the box, tack
the box to the wall, and stick the candle onto the box. Most people never figure
this out because they think of the box as a container for the tacks rather than a
physical object in its own right, with handy features like a flat surface and
perpendicular sides. The blind spot is called functional fixity because people get
fixated on an object’s function and forget its physical makeup. The toddler who
ignores the birthday present and plays with the wrapping paper reminds us of
how we lose our appreciation of objects as objects and think of them as means to
an end.
Now, if you combine functional fixity with chunking, and stir in the curse
that hides each one from our awareness, you get an explanation of why
specialists use so much idiosyncratic terminology, together with abstractions,
metaconcepts, and zombie nouns. They are not trying to bamboozle us; that’s
just the way they think. The mental movie of a mouse cowering in the comer of
a cage that has another mouse in it gets chunked into “social avoidance.” You
can’t blame the neuroscientist for thinking this way. She’s seen the movie
thousands of times; she doesn’t need to hit the pLay button in her visual memory
and watch the critters quivering every time she talks about whether her
experiment worked. But we do need to watch them, at least the first time, to
appreciate what actually happened.
In a similar way, writers stop thinking—and thus stop writing—about
tangible objects and instead refer to them by the role those objects play in their
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daily travails. Recall the example from chapter 2 in which a psychologist
showed people sentences, followed by the label TRUE or FALSE. He explained
what he did as “the subseguent presentation of an assessment word,” referring to
the label as an “assessment word” because that’s why he put it there—so that the
participants in the experiment could assess whether it applied to the preceding
sentence. Unfortunately, he left it up to us to figure out what an “assessment
word” is—while saving no characters, and being less rather than more
scientifically precise. In the same way, a tap on the wrist became a “stimulus”
and a tap on the elbow became a “poststimulus event,” because the writers cared
about the fact that one event came after the other and no longer cared about the
fact that the events were taps on the arm.
But we readers care. We are primates, with a third of our brains dedicated to
vision, and large swaths devoted to touch, hearing, motion, and space. For us to
go from “I think I understand” to “I understand,” we need to see the sights and
feel the motions. Many experiments have shown that readers understand and
remember material far better when it is expressed in concrete language that
allows them to form visual images, like the sentences on the right: 22
The set fell off the table. The ivory chess set fell off the table.
The measuring gauge was covered with dust. The oil-pressure gauge was covered with dust.
Georgia O’Keeffe called some of her works Georgia O’Keeffe’s landscapes were of angular
“equivalents” because their forms were abstracted in a skyscrapers and neon thoroughfares, but mostly of the
way that gave the emotional parallel of the source bleached bones, desert shadows, and weathered crosses
experience. of rural New Mexico.
Notice how the abstract descriptions on the left leave out just the kind of
physical detail that an expert has grown bored with but that a neophyte has to
see: ivory chessmen, not just a “set”; an oil-pressure gauge, not just a generic
“measuring gauge”; bleached bones, not just “forms.” A commitment to the
concrete does more than just ease communication; it can lead to better reasoning.
A reader who knows what the Cutaneous Rabbit Illusion consists of is in a
position to evaluate whether it really does imply that conscious experience is
spread over time, or whether it can be explained in some other way.
The profusion of metaconcepts in professional writing—all those levels,
issues, contexts, frameworks, and perspectives—also makes sense when you
consider the personal history of chunking and functional fixity in the writers.
Academics, consultants, policy wonks, and other symbolic analysts really do
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argue about which is most appropriate), and “contexts” (they can use them to
figure out why something works in one place but not in another). These
abstractions become containers in which they store and handle their ideas, and
before they know it they can no longer call anything by its name. Compare the
professionalese on the left with the concrete eguivalents on the right:
Participants were tested under conditions of good to
na ; We tested the students in a quiet room.
excellent acoustic isolation.
Management actions at and in the immediate vicinity Trapping birds near an airport does little to reduce the
of airports do little to mitigate the risk of off-airport number of times a bird will collide with a plane as it
strikes during departure and approach. takes off or lands.
We believe that the ICTS approach to delivering
integrated solutions, combining effective manpower, They chose our company because we protect buildings
canine services and cutting-edge technology was a key with a combination of guards, dogs, and sensors.
differentiator in the selection process.
What we see as “a quiet room” an experimenter sees as “testing conditions,”
because that’s what she was thinking about when she chose the room. For a
safety expert at the top of the chain of command, who lives every day with the
responsibility for managing risks, the bird traps set out by her underlings are a
distant memory. The public-relations hack for a security firm refers to the
company’s activities in a press statement in terms of the way she thinks about
them when selling them to potential clients.
Slicing away the layers of familiar abstraction and showing the reader who
did what to whom is a never-ending challenge for a writer. Take the expository
chore of describing a correlation between two variables (like smoking and
cancer, or video-game playing and violence), which is a staple of public-health
and social-science reporting. A writer who has spent a lot of time thinking about
correlations will have mentally bubble-wrapped each of the two variables, and
will have done the same to the possible ways in which they can be correlated.
Those verbal packages are all within arm's reach, and she will naturally turn to
them when she has to share some news:
There is a significant positive correlation between measures of food intake
and body mass index.
Body mass index is an increasing function of food intake.
Food intake predicts body mass index according to a monotonically
increasing relation.
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A reader can figure this out, but it's hard work, like hacking through a blister
pack to get at the product. If the writer de-thingifies the variables by extracting
them from their noun casings, she can refer to them with the language we use for
actions, comparisons, and outcomes, and everything becomes clearer:
The more you eat, the fatter you get.
The curse of knowledge, in combination with chunking and functional fixity,
helps make sense of the paradox that classic style is difficult to master. What
could be so hard about pretending to open your eyes and hold up your end of a
conversation? The reason it’s harder than it sounds is that if you are enough of
an expert in a topic to have something to say about it, you have probably come
to think about it in abstract chunks and functional labels that are now second
nature to you but still unfamiliar to your readers—and you are the last one to
realize it.
As writers, then, we should try to get into our readers’ heads and be mindful of
how easy it is to fall back on parochial jargon and private abstractions. But these
efforts can take us only so far. None of us has, and few of us would want, a
power of clairvoyance that would expose to us everyone else’s private thoughts.
To escape the curse of knowledge, we have to go beyond our own powers of
divination. We have to close the loop, as the engineers say, and get a feedback
signal from the world of readers—that is, show a draft to some people who are
similar to our intended audience and find out whether they can follow it.2° This
sounds banal but is in fact profound. Social psychologists have found that we are
overconfident, sometimes to the point of delusion, about our ability to infer what
other people think, even the people who are closest to us. Only when we ask
those people do we discover that what’s obvious to us isn’t obvious to them.
That’s why professional writers have editors. It’s also why politicians consult
polls, why corporations hold focus groups, and why Internet companies use A/B
testing, in which they try out two designs on a Web site (versions A and B) and
collect data in real time on which gets more clicks.
Most writers cannot afford focus groups or A/B testing, but they can ask a
roommate or colleague or family member to read what they wrote and comment
on it. Your reviewers needn’t even be a representative sample of your intended
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audience. Often it's enough that they are not you.
This does not mean you should implement every last suggestion they offer.
Each commentator has a curse of knowledge of his own, together with
hobbyhorses, blind spots, and axes to grind, and the writer cannot pander to all
of them. Many academic articles contain bewildering non seguiturs and
digressions that the authors stuck in at the insistence of an anonymous reviewer
who had the power to reject it from the journal if they didn't comply. Good
prose is never written by a committee. A writer should revise in response to a
comment when it comes from more than one reader or when it makes sense to
the writer herself.
And that leads to another way to escape the curse of knowledge: show a draft
to yourself, ideally after enough time has passed that the text is no longer
familiar. If you are like me you will find yourself thinking, “What did I mean by
that?” or “How does this follow?” or, all too often, “Who wrote this crap?”
I am told there are writers who can tap out a coherent essay in a single pass,
at most checking for typos and touching up the punctuation before sending it off
for publication. You are probably not one of them. Most writers polish draft after
draft. I rework every sentence a few times before going on to the next, and revise
the whole chapter two or three times before I show it to anyone. Then, with
feedback in hand, I revise each chapter twice more before circling back and
giving the entire book at least two complete passes of polishing. Only then does
it go to the copy editor, who starts another couple of rounds of tweaking.
Too many things have to go right in a passage of writing for most mortals to
get them all the first time. It's hard enough to formulate a thought that is
interesting and true. Only after laying a semblance of it on the page can a writer
free up the cognitive resources needed to make the sentence grammatical,
graceful, and, most important, transparent to the reader. The form in which
thoughts occur to a writer is rarely the same as the form in which they can be
absorbed by a reader. The advice in this and other stylebooks is not so much on
how to write as on how to revise.
Much advice on writing has the tone of moral counsel, as if being a good
writer will make you a better person. Unfortunately for cosmic justice, many
gifted writers are scoundrels, and many inept ones are the salt of the earth. But
the imperative to overcome the curse of knowledge may be the bit of writerly
advice that comes closest to being sound moral advice: always try to lift yourself
out of your parochial mindset and find out how other people think and feel. It
may not make you a better person in all spheres of life, but it will be a source of
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Chapter 4
THE WEB, THE TREE, AND THE STRING
UNDERSTANDING SYNTAX CAN HELP A WRITER AVOID
UNGRAMMATICAL, CONVOLUTED, AND MISLEADING PROSE
Ks aren’t taught to diagram sentences anymore.” Together with “The
Internet is ruining the language” and “People write gibberish on purpose,”
this is the explanation I hear most often for the prevalence of bad writing today.
The plaint about the lost art of diagramming sentences refers to a notation
that was invented by Alonzo Reed and Brainerd Kellogg in 1877 and taught in
American schools until the 1960s, when it fell victim to the revolt among
educators against all things formal. In this system, the words of a sentence are
placed along a kind of subway map in which intersections of various shapes
(perpendicular, slanted, branching) stand for grammatical relations such as
subject-predicate and modifier-head. Here, for instance, is how you would
diagram the sentence In Sophocles’ play, Oedipus married his mother:
Oedipus married mother
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The Reed-Kellogg notation was innovative in its day, but I for one don’t miss
it. It’s just one way to display syntax on a page, and not a particularly good one,
with user-unfriendly features such as scrambled word order and arbitrary
graphical conventions. But I agree with the main idea behind the nostalgia:
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literate people should know how to think about grammar.
People already know how to use grammar, of course, they've been doing it
since they were two. But the unconscious mastery of language that is our
birthright as humans is not enough to allow us to write good sentences. Our tacit
sense of which words go together can break down when a sentence gets
complicated, and our fingers can produce an error we would never accept if we
had enough time and memory to take in the sentence at a glance. Learning how
to bring the units of language into consciousness can allow a writer to reason his
way to a grammatically consistent sentence when his intuitions fail him, and to
diagnose the problem when he knows something is wrong with the sentence but
can't put his finger on what it is.
Knowing a bit of grammar also gives a writer an entrée into the world of
letters. Just as cooks, musicians, and ballplayers have to master some lingo to be
able to share their tips and learn from others, so writers can benefit by knowing
the names of the materials they work with and how they do their jobs. Literary
analysis, poetics, rhetoric, criticism, logic, linguistics, cognitive science, and
practical advice on style (including the other chapters in this book) need to refer
to things like predicates and subordinate clauses, and knowing what these terms
mean will allow a writer to take advantage of the hard-won knowledge of others.
Best of all, grammar is a fascinating subject in its own right, at least when it
is properly explained. To many people the very word conjures up memories of
choking on chalk dust and cowering in fear of athwack on the knuckles from a
spinster schoolteacher. (Theodore Bernstein, the author of several style manuals,
refers to the archetype as Miss Thistlebottom; the writer Kitty Burns Florey, who
wrote a history of diagramming sentences, calls her Sister Bernadette.) But
grammar should not be thought of as an ordeal of jargon and drudgery, as Skyler
does in this Shoe cartoon:
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SHOE by Jeff MacNelly
IT’S GOOD 3 IN CASE I LAND
; à A JOP IN A VERB
MENTAL CONJUGATION
DISCIPLINE, E PLANT,
SKYLER.
It should be thought of instead as one of the extraordinary adaptations in the
living world: our species’ solution to the problem of getting complicated
thoughts from one head into another. Thinking of grammar as the original
sharing app makes it much more interesting and much more useful. By
understanding how the various features of grammar are designed to make
sharing possible, we can put them to use in writing more clearly, correctly, and
gracefully.
The three nouns in the chapter title refer to the three things that grammar brings
together: the web of ideas in our head, the string of words that comes out of our
mouth or fingers, and the tree of syntax that converts the first into the second.
Let's begin with the web. As you wordlessly daydream, your thoughts drift
from idea to idea: visual images, odd observations, snatches of melody, fun
facts, old grudges, pleasant fantasies, memorable moments. Long before the
invention of the World Wide Web, cognitive scientists modeled human memory
as a network of nodes. Each node represents a concept, and each is linked to
other nodes for words, images, and other concepts.2 Here is a fragment of this
vast, mind-wide web, spotlighting your knowledge of the tragic story brought to
life by Sophocles:
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Sophocles (tea) Gam Lehrer)
looks-like wrote “4bout
Though I had to place each node somewhere on the page, their positions
don't matter, and they don't have any ordering. All that matters is how they're
connected. A train of thought might start with any of these concepts, triggered
by the mention of a word, by a pulse of activation on an incoming link
originating from some other concept far away in the network, or by whatever
random neural firings cause an idea to pop into mind unbidden. From there your
mind can surf in any direction along any link to any of the other concepts.
Now, what happens if you wanted to share some of those thoughts? One can
imagine a race of advanced space aliens who could compress a portion of this
network into a zipped file of bits and hum it to each other like two dial-up
modems. But that's not the way it's done in Homo sapiens. We have learned to
associate each thought with a little stretch of sound called a word, and can cause
each other to think that thought by uttering the sound. But of course we need to
do more than just blurt out individual words. If you were unfamiliar with the
story of Oedipus Rex and I simply said, “Sophocles play story kill Laius wife
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Jocasta wed Oedipus father mother,” you wouldn't guess what happened in a
million years. In addition to reciting names for the concepts, we utter them in an
order that signals the logical relationships among them (doer, done-to, is a, and
s0 on): Oedipus killed Laius, who was his father. Oedipus married Jocasta, who
was his mother. The code that translates a web of conceptual relations in our
heads into an early-to-late order in our mouths, or into a left-to-right order on the
page, is called syntax.3 The rules of syntax, together with the rules of word
formation (the ones that turn kill into kills, killed, and killing), make up the
grammar of English. Different languages have different grammars, but they all
convey conceptual relationships by modifying and arranging words.4
It’s not easy to design a code that can extrude a tangled spaghetti of concepts
into a linear string of words. If an event involves several characters involved in
several relationships, there needs to be a way to keep track of who did what to
whom. Killed Oedipus married Laius Jocasta, for example, doesn’t make it clear
whether Oedipus killed Laius and married Jocasta, Jocasta killed Oedipus and
married Laius, Oedipus killed Jocasta and married Laius, and so on. Syntax
solves this problem by having adjacent strings of words stand for related sets of
concepts, and by inserting one string inside another to stand for concepts that are
parts of bigger concepts.
To understand how syntax works, it helps to visualize the ordering of strings-
within-strings by drawing them at the ends of the branches of an upside-down
tree.
PIl explain the details soon, but for now it's enough to notice that the words at
the bottom (like mother) are grouped into phrases (like his mother), which are
grouped into larger phrases (like married his mother), which are grouped into a
clause (a simple sentence like Oedipus married his mother), which in turn may
be inserted into a bigger clause (the whole sentence).
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Clause
Prepositional Phrase Clause
(modifier) a
Preposition Noun Phrase Noun Phrase Verb Phrase
(head) (object) (subject) (predicate)
Noun Phrase Noun Noun Verb Noun Phrase
(determiner) (head) (head) (head) (object)
Noun Phrase Noun
Noun (determiner) (head)
(head) |
Noun
(head)
|
In Sophocles’ play Oedipus married his mother
Syntax, then, is an app that uses a tree of phrases to translate a web of
thoughts into a string of words. Upon hearing or reading the string of words, the
perceiver can work backwards, fitting them into a tree and recovering the links
between the associated concepts. In this case a hearer can deduce that Sophocles
wrote a play in which Oedipus married his mother, rather than that Oedipus
wrote a play in which Sophocles married his mother, or just that the speaker is
saying something about a bunch of Greeks.
The tree, of course, is only a metaphor. What it captures is that adjacent
words are grouped into phrases, that the phrases are embedded inside larger
phrases, and that the arrangement of words and phrases may be used to recover
the relationships among the characters in the speaker’s mind. A tree is simply an
easy way to display that design on a page. The design could just as accurately be
shown with a series of braces and brackets, or with a Venn diagram:
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{ oedipus [ married ( his mother ) | |
Oedipus married
Regardless of the notation, appreciating the engineering design behind a
sentence—a linear ordering of phrases which conveys a gnarly network of ideas
—is the key to understanding what you are trying to accomplish when you
compose a sentence. And that, in turn, can help you understand the menu of
choices you face and the things that are most likely to go wrong.
The reason that the task is so challenging is that the main resource that
English syntax makes available to writers—left-to-right ordering on a page—has
to do two things at once. It's the code that the language uses to convey who did
what to whom. But it also determines the sequence of early-to-late processing in
the reader’s mind. The human mind can do only a few things at a time, and the
order in which information comes in affects how that information is handled. As
we’ ll see, a writer must constantly reconcile the two sides of word order: a code
for information, and a sequence of mental events.
Let’s begin with a closer look at the code of syntax itself, using the tree for the
Oedipus sentence as an example.2 Working upward from the words at the
bottom, we see that every word is labeled with a grammatical category. These
are the “parts of speech” that should be familiar even to people who were
educated after the 1960s:
Nouns (including pronouns) man, play, Sophocles, she, my
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Verbs marry, write, think, see, imply
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Prepositions in, around, underneath, before, until
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Adjectives big, red, wonderful, interesting, demented
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Adverbs merrily, frankly, impressively, very, almost
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Articles and other determinatives the, a, some, this, that, many, one, two, three
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Coordinators and, or, nor, but, yet, so
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Subordinators that, whether, if, to
Each word is slotted into a place in the tree according to its category, because
the rules of syntax don’t specify the order of words but rather the order of
categories. Once you have learned that in English the article comes before the
noun, you don’t have to relearn that order every time you acquire a new noun,
such as hashtag, app, or MOOC. If you’ve seen one noun, you’ve pretty much
seen them all. There are, to be sure, subcategories of the noun category like
proper nouns, common nouns, mass nouns, and pronouns, which indulge in
some additional pickiness about where they appear, but the principle is the same:
words within a subcategory are interchangeable, so that if you know where the
subcategory may appear, you know where every word in that subcategory may
appear.
Let’s zoom in on one of the words, married. Together with its grammatical
category, verb, we see a label in parentheses for its grammatical function, in this
case, head. A grammatical function identifies not what a word is in the language
but what it does in that particular sentence: how it combines with the other
words to determine the sentence’s meaning.
The “head” of a phrase is the little nugget which stands for the whole phrase.
It determines the core of the phrase’s meaning: in this case married his mother is
a particular instance of marrying. It also determines the grammatical category of
the phrase: in this case it is a verb phrase, a phrase built around a verb. A verb
phrase is a string of words of any length which fills a particular slot in a tree. No
matter how much stuff is packed into the verb phrase—married his mother;
married his mother on Tuesday; married his mother on Tuesday over the
objections of his girlfriend—it can be inserted into the same position in the
sentence as the phrase consisting solely of the verb married. This is true of the
other kinds of phrases as well: the noun phrase the king of Thebes is built around
the head noun king, it refers to an example of a king, and it can go wherever the
simpler phrase the king can go.
The extra stuff that plumps out a phrase may include additional grammatical
functions which distinguish the various roles in the story identified by the head.
In the case of marrying, the dramatis personae include the person being married
and the person doing the marrying. (Though marrying is really a symmetrical
relationship—if Jack married Jill, then Jill married Jack—let’s assume for the
sake of the example that the male takes the initiative in marrying the female.)
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The person being married in this sentence is, tragically, the referent of his
mother, and she is identified as the one being married because the phrase has the
grammatical function “object,” which in English is the noun phrase following
the verb. The person doing the marrying, referred to by the one-word phrase
Oedipus, has the function “subject.” Subjects are special: all verbs have one, and
it sits outside the verb phrase, occupying one of the two major branches of the
clause, the other being the predicate. Still other grammatical functions can be put
to work in identifying other roles. In Jocasta handed the baby to the servant, the
phrase the servant is an oblique object, that is, the object of a preposition. In
Oedipus thought that Polybus was his father, the clause that Polybus was his
father is a complement of the verb thought.
Languages also have grammatical functions whose job is not to distinguish
the cast of characters but to pipe up with other kinds of information. Modifiers
can add comments on the time, place, manner, or quality of a thing or an action.
In this sentence we have the phrase In Sophocles’ play as a modifier of the
clause Oedipus married his mother. Other examples of modifiers include the
underlined words in the phrases walks on four legs, swollen feet, met him on the
road to Thebes, and the shepherd whom Oedipus had sent for.
We also find that the nouns play and mother are preceded by the words
Sophocles’ and his, which have the function “determiner.” A determiner answers
the question “Which one?” or “How many?” Here the determiner role is filled by
what is traditionally called a possessive noun (though it is really a noun marked
for genitive case, as I will explain). Other common determiners include articles,
as in the cat and this boy; quantifiers, as in some nights and all people; and
numbers, as in sixteen tons.
If you are over sixty or went to private school, you may have noticed that this
syntactic machinery differs in certain ways from what you remember from Miss
Thistlebottom’s classroom. Modern grammatical theories (like the one in The
Cambridge Grammar of the English Language, which I use in this book)
distinguish grammatical categories like noun and verb from grammatical
functions like subject, object, head, and modifier. And they distinguish both of
these from semantic categories and roles like action, physical object, possessor,
doer, and done-to, which refer to what the referents of the words are doing in the
world. Traditional grammars tend to run the three concepts together.
As a child I was taught, for example, that the words soap in soap flakes and
that in that boy were adjectives, because they modify nouns. But this confuses
the grammatical category “adjective” with the grammatical function “modifier.”
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There's no need to wave a magic wand over the noun soap and transmute it into
an adjective just because of what it's doing in this phrase. It's simpler to say that
sometimes a noun can modify another noun. In the case of that in that boy, Miss
Thistlebottom got the function wrong, too: it's determiner, not modifier. How do
we know? Because determiners and modifiers are not interchangeable. You can
say Look at the boy or Look at that boy (determiners), but not Look at tall boy (a
modifier). You can say Look at the tall boy (determiner + modifier), but not
Look at the that boy (determiner + determiner).
I was also taught that a “noun” is a word for a person, place, or thing, which
confuses a grammatical category with a semantic category. The comedian Jon
Stewart was confused, too, because on his show he criticized George W. Bush’s
“War on Terror” by protesting, “Terror isn’t even a noun!”® What he meant was
that terror is not a concrete entity, in particular a group of people organized into
an enemy force. Terror, of course, is a noun, together with thousands of other
words that don’t refer to people, places, or things, including the nouns word,
category, show, war, and noun, to take just some examples from the past few
sentences. Though nouns are often the names for people, places, and things, the
noun category can only be defined by the role it plays in a family of rules. Just as
a “rook” in chess is defined not as the piece that looks like a little tower but as
the piece that is allowed to move in certain ways in the game of chess, a
grammatical category such as “noun” is defined by the moves it is allowed to
make in the game of grammar. These moves include the ability to appear after a
determiner (the king), the requirement to have an oblique rather than a direct
object (the king of Thebes, not the king Thebes), and the ability to be marked for
plural number (kings) and genitive case (king’s). By these tests, terror is
certainly a noun: the terror, terror of being trapped, the terror’s lasting impact.
Now we can see why the word Sophocles’ shows up in the tree with the
category “noun” and the function “determiner” rather than “adjective.” The word
belongs to the noun category, just as it always has; Sophocles did not suddenly
turn into an adjective just because it is parked in front of another noun. And its
function is determiner because it acts in the same way as the words the and that
and differently from a clear-cut modifier like famous: you can say In Sophocles’
play or In the play, but not In famous play.
At this point you may be wondering: What's with “genitive”? Isn’t that just
what we were taught is the possessive? Well, “possessive” is a semantic
category, and the case indicated by the suffix ’s and by pronouns like his and my
needn’t have anything to do with possession. When you think about it, there is
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no common thread of ownership, or any other meaning, across the phrases
Sophocles’ play, Sophocles’ nose, Sophocles’ toga, Sophocles’ mother,
Sophocles’ hometown, Sophocles’ era, and Sophocles’ death. All that the
Sophocles’s have in common is that they fill the determiner slot in the tree and
help you determine which play, which nose, and so on, the speaker had in mind.
More generally, it’s essential to keep an open mind about how to diagram a
sentence rather than assuming that everything you need to know about grammar
was figured out before you were born. Categories, functions, and meanings have
to be ascertained empirically, by running little experiments such as substituting a
phrase whose category you don’t know for one you do know and seeing whether
the sentence still works. Based on these mini-experiments, modern grammarians
have sorted words into grammatical categories that sometimes differ from the
traditional pigeonholes.
There is a reason why the list on page 84, for example, doesn’t have the
traditional category called “conjunction,” with the subtypes “coordinating
conjunction” (words like and and or) and “subordinating conjunction” (words
like that and if). It turns out that coordinators and subordinators have nothing in
common, and there is no category called “conjunction” that includes them both.
For that matter, many of the words that were traditionally called subordinating
conjunctions, like before and after, are actually prepositions.Z The after in after
the love has gone, for example, is just the after which appears in after the dance,
which everyone agrees is a preposition. It was just a failure of the traditional
grammarians to distinguish categories from functions that blinded them to the
realization that a preposition could take a clause, not just a noun phrase, as its
object.
Why does any of this matter? Though you needn’t literally diagram sentences
or master a lot of jargon to write well, the rest of this chapter will show you a
number of ways in which a bit of syntactic awareness can help you out. First, it
can help you avoid some obvious grammatical errors, those that are errors
according to your own lights. Second, when an editor or a grammatical stickler
claims to find an error in a sentence you wrote, but you don’t see anything
wrong with it, you can at least understand the rule in question well enough to
decide for yourself whether to follow it. As we shall see in chapter 6, many
spurious rules, including some that have made national headlines, are the result
of bungled analyses of grammatical categories like adjective, subordinator, and
preposition. Finally, an awareness of syntax can help you avoid ambiguous,
confusing, and convoluted sentences. All of this awareness depends on a basic
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meanings, and how they fit into trees.
Trees are what give language its power to communicate the links between ideas
rather than just dumping the ideas in the reader’s lap. But they come at a cost,
which is the extra load they impose on memory. It takes cognitive effort to build
and maintain all those invisible branches, and it’s easy for reader and writer alike
to backslide into treating a sentence as just one damn word after another.
Let’s start with the writer. When weariness sets in, a writer’s ability to behold
an entire branch of the tree can deteriorate. His field of vision shrinks to a
peephole, and he sees just a few adjacent words in the string at a time. Most
grammatical rules are defined over trees, not strings, so this momentary tree-
blindness can lead to pesky errors.
Take agreement between the subject and the verb: we say The bridge is
crowded, but The bridges are crowded. It’s not a hard rule to follow. Children
pretty much master it by the age of three, and errors such as I can has
cheezburger and I are serious cat are so obvious that a popular Internet meme
(LOLcats) facetiously attributes them to cats. But the “subject” and “verb” that
have to agree are defined by branches in the tree, not words in the string:
these two
things agree
in number: Sentence
Noun Phrase Verb Phrase
(subject) (predicate)
Noun Verb
(head) (head)
not these
two things:
Cid) CBD
You might be thinking, What difference does it make? Doesn’t the sentence
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come out the same either way? The answer is that it doesn't. If you fatten up the
subject by stuffing some words at the end, as in the diagram below, so that
bridge no longer comes right before the verb, then agreement—defined over the
tree—is unaffected. We still say The bridge to the islands is crowded, not The
bridge to the islands are crowded.
these two
things agree
in number: Sentence
Noun Phrase Verb Phrase
(subject) (predicate)
Noun Prep. Phrase Verb
(head) (head)
not these
two things: bridge to the
But thanks to tree-blindness, it’s common to slip up and type The bridge to the
islands are crowded. If you haven’t been keeping the tree suspended in memory,
the word islands, which is ringing in your mind’s ear just before you type the
verb, will contaminate the number you give the verb. Here are a few other
agreement errors that have appeared in print:
The readiness of our conventional forces are at an all-time low.
At this stage, the accuracy of the quotes have not been disputed.
The popularity of “Family Guy” DVDs were partly credited with the 2005
revival of the once-canceled Fox animated comedy.
The impact of the cuts have not hit yet.
The maneuvering in markets for oil, wheat, cotton, coffee and more have
brought billions in profits to investment banks.
They’re easy to miss. As I am writing this chapter, every few pages I see the
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green wiggly line of Microsoft Word's grammar checker, and usually it flags an
agreement error that slipped under my tree-spotting radar. But even the best
software isn’t smart enough to assign trees reliably, so writers cannot offload the
task of minding the tree onto their word processors. In the list of agreement
errors above, for example, the last two sentences appear on my screen free of
incriminating squiggles.
Wedging an extra phrase into a tree is just one of the ways in which a subject
can be separated from its verb. Another is the grammatical process that inspired
the linguist Noam Chomsky to propose his famous theory in which a sentence’s
underlying tree—its deep structure—is transformed by a rule that moves a
phrase into a new position, yielding a slightly altered tree called a surface
structure.2 This process is responsible, for example, for questions containing wh-
words, such as Who do you love? and Which way did he go? (Don’t get hung up
on the choice between who and whom just yet—we’ II get to that later.) In the
deep structure, the wh-word appears in the position you’d expect for an ordinary
sentence, in this case after the verb love, as in I love Lucy. The movement rule
then brings it to the front of the sentence, leaving a gap (the underscored blank)
in the surface structure. (From here on, I’ll keep the trees uncluttered by omitting
unnecessary labels and branches.)
Clause
AS
Noun Phrase Clause
Verb Noun Phrase Verb Phrase
who
DEEP STRUCTURE Xx movement
rule
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Clause
Noun Phrase Clause
who Verb Noun Phrase Verb Phrase
do you love 4
gap
SURFACE STRUCTURE
We understand the guestion by mentally filling the gap with the phrase that was
moved out of it. Who do you love __? means “For which person do you love that
person?”
The movement rule also generates a common construction called a relative
clause, as in the spy who. came in from the cold and the woman I love __. A
relative clause is a clause with a gap in it (I love __) which modifies a noun
phrase (the woman). The position of the gap indicates the role that the modified
phrase played in the deep structure; to understand the relative clause, we
mentally fill it back in. The first example means “the spy such that the spy came
in from the cold.” The second means “the woman such that I love the woman.”
The long distance between a filler and a gap can be hazardous to writer and
reader alike. When we’re reading and we come across a filler (like who or the
woman), we have to hold it in memory while we handle all the material that
subsequently pours in, until we locate the gap that it is meant to fill! Often that
is too much for our thimble-sized memories to handle, and we get distracted by
the intervening words:
The impact, which theories of economics predict are bound to be felt
sooner or later, could be enormous.
Did you even notice the error? Once you plug the filler the impact into the gap
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after predict, yielding the impact are bound to be felt, you see that the verb must
be is, not are; the error is as clear as I are serious cat. But the load on memory
can allow the error to slip by.
Agreement is one of several ways in which one branch of a tree can be
demanding about what goes into another branch. This demandingness is called
government, and it can also be seen in the way that verbs and adjectives are
picky about their complements. We make plans but we do research; it would
sound odd to say that we do plans or make research. Bad people oppress their
victims (an object), rather than oppressing against their victims (an oblique
object); at the same time, they may discriminate against their victims, but not
discriminate them. Something can be identical to something else, but must
coincide with it; the words identical and coincide demand different prepositions.
When phrases are rearranged or separated, a writer can lose track of what
requires what else, and end up with an annoying error:
Among the reasons for his optimism about SARS is the successful research
that Dr. Brian Murphy and other scientists have made at the National
Institutes of Health.
People who are discriminated based on their race are often resentful of their
government and join rebel groups.
The religious holidays to which the exams coincide are observed by many of
our students.
One of the commonest forms of tree-blindness consists of a failure to look
carefully at each branch of a coordination. A coordination, traditionally called a
conjunction, is a phrase composed of two or more phrases which are linked by a
coordinator (the land of the free and the home of the brave; paper or plastic) or
strung together with commas (Are you tired, run down, listless ?).
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Clause
Verb Noun Phrase Verb Phrase
Verb Coordination
(object)
Noun Phrase Noun Phrase
Coordinator Noun Phrase
would you like paper or plastic
Each of the phrases in a coordination has to work in that position on its own,
as if the other phrases weren't there, and they must have the same function
(object, modifier, and so on). Would you like paper or plastic? is a fine sentence
because you can say Would you like paper? with paper as the object of like, and
you can also say Would you like plastic? with plastic as the object of like. Would
you like paper or conveniently? is ungrammatical, because conveniently is a
modifier, and it’s a modifier that doesn’t work with like; you would never say
Would you like conveniently? No one is tempted to make that error, because like
and conveniently are cheek by jowl, which makes the clash obvious. And no one
is tempted to say Would you like paper or conveniently? because they can
mentally block out the intervening paper and or, whereupon the clash between
like and conveniently becomes just as blatant. That’s the basis of the gag title of
the comedian Stephen Colbert’s 2007 bestseller, intended to flaunt the illiteracy
of his on-screen character: I Am America (And So Can You!).
When a sentence gets complicated, though, even a literate writer can lose
track of how each branch in a coordination harmonizes with the rest of the tree.
The writer of the slogan We get the job done, not make excuses presumably did
not anticipate how customers would wince at the bad coordination. While the
phrase get the job done is a present-tense predicate that goes with the subject we,
the phrase not make excuses is non-tensed and can’t go with the subject on its
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own (We not make excuses); it can only be a complement of an auxiliary verb
like do or will. To repair the slogan, one could coordinate two complete clauses
(We get the job done; we don’t make excuses), or one could coordinate two
complements of a single verb (We will_get the job done, not make excuses).
A more subtle kind of off-kilter coordination creeps into writing so often that
it is a regular source of mea culpas in newspaper columns in which an editor
apologizes to readers for the mistakes that slipped into the paper the week
before. Here are a few caught by the New York Times editor Philip Corbett for
his “After Deadline” feature, together with repaired versions on the right (I’ve
underlined and bracketed the words that were originally miscoordinated):2
He said that surgeries and therapy had helped him not only He said that surgeries and therapy had not only [helped
[to recover from his fall], but [had also freed him of the him to recover from his fall], but also [freed him of the
debilitating back pain]. debilitating back pain].
With Mr. Ruto’s appearance before the court, a process With Mr. Ruto’s appearance before the court, a process
began that could influence not only [the future of began that could influence the future not only [of
Kenya] but also [of the much-criticized tribunal]. Kenya] but also [of the much-criticized tribunal].
Ms. Popova, who died at 91 on July 8 in Moscow, was Ms. Popova was inspired by both [patriotism] and [a
inspired both [by patriotism] and [a desire for desire for revenge]. Or Ms. Popova was inspired both
revenge]. [by patriotism] and [by a desire for revenge].
In these examples, the coordinates come in matched pairs, with a quantifier
(both, either, neither, not only) marking the first coordinate, and a coordinator
(and, or, nor, but also) marking the second. The markers, underlined in the
examples, pair off this way:
not only... but also...
both...and...
either...or...
neither...nor...
These coordinations are graceful only when the phrases coming after each
marker—the ones enclosed in brackets above—are parallel. Because quantifiers
like both and either have a disconcerting habit of floating around the sentence,
the phrases that come after them may end up nonparallel, and that grates on the
ear. In the sentence about surgeries, for example, we have to recover in the first
coordinate (an infinitive) clashing with freed him in the second (a participle).
The easiest way to repair an unbalanced coordination is to zero in on the second
coordinate and then force the first coordinate to match it by sliding its quantifier
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into a more suitable spot. In this case, we want the first coordinate to be headed
by a participle, so that it matches freed him in the second. The solution is to pull
not only two slots leftward, giving us the pleasing symmetry between helped him
and freed him. (Since the first had presides over the entire coordination, the
second one is now unnecessary.) In the next example, we have a direct object in
the first coordinate (the future of Kenya) jangling with an obligue object (of the
tribunal) in the second; by pushing not only rightward, we get the neatly twinned
phrases of Kenya and of the tribunal. The final example, also marred by
mismatched objects (by patriotism and a desire for revenge), can be repaired in
either of two ways: by nudging the both rightward (yielding patriotism and a
desire for revenge), or by supplying the second coordinate with a by to match the
first one (by patriotism and by a desire for revenge).
Yet another hazard of tree-blindness is the assignment of case. Case refers to
the adornment of a noun phrase with a marker that advertises its typical
grammatical function, such as nominative case for subjects, genitive case for
determiners (the function mistakenly called “possessor” in traditional
grammars), and accusative case for objects, objects of prepositions, and
everything else. In English, case applies mainly to pronouns. When Cookie
Monster says Me want cookie and Tarzan says Me Tarzan, you Jane, they are
using an accusative pronoun for a subject; everyone else uses the nominative
pronoun I. The other nominative pronouns are he, she, we, they, and who; the
other accusative pronouns are him, her, us, them, and whom. Genitive case is
marked on pronouns (my, your, his, her, our, their, whose, its) and also on other
noun phrases, thanks to the suffix spelled ’s.
Other than Cookie Monster and Tarzan, most of us effortlessly choose the
right case whenever a pronoun is found in its usual place in the tree, next to the
governing verb or preposition. But when the pronoun is buried inside a
coordination phrase, writers are apt to lose sight of the governor and give the
pronoun a different case. Thus in casual speech it’s common for people to say
Me and Julio were down by the schoolyard; the me is separated from the verb
were by the other words in the coordination (and Julio), and many of us barely
hear the clash. Moms and English teachers hear it, though, and they have drilled
children to avoid it in favor of Julio and I were down by the schoolyard.
Unfortunately, that leads to the opposite kind of error. With coordination, it’s so
hard to think in trees that the rationale for the correction never sinks in, and
people internalize a string-based rule, “When you want to sound correct, say So-
and-so and I rather than Me and so-and-so.” That leads to an error called a
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hypercorrection, in which people use a nominative pronoun in an accusative
coordination:
Give Al Gore and I a chance to bring America back.
My mother was once engaged to Leonard Cohen, which makes my siblings
and I occasionally indulge in what-if thinking.
For three years, Ellis thought of Jones Point as the ideal spot for he and his
companion Sampson, a 9-year-old golden retriever, to fish and play.
Barb decides to plan a second wedding ceremony for she and her husband on
Mommies tonight at 8:30 on Channels 7 and 10.
Presumably Bill Clinton, who uttered the first sentence while running for
president in 1992, would never have said Give I a chance, because a noun phrase
next to a transitive verb is obviously accusative:
Verb Phrase
Ag
Verb Noun Phrase Noun Phrase
(object) (object)
Article Noun
give me a chance
But the words Al Gore and separated give from me in the string, and the distance
between them befuddled his case-selection circuitry:
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Verb Phrase
Pati ie
Verb Coordination Noun Phrase
(object) (object)
Noun Phrase Noun Phrase Article Noun
A
Coordinator Noun Phrase
give Al Gore and | a chance
To be fair to the forty-second president, who is by all accounts a
linguistically sophisticated speaker (as when he famously testified, “It depends
on what the meaning of is is”), it’s debatable whether he really made an error
here. When enough careful writers and speakers fail to do something that a
pencil-and-paper analysis of syntax says they should, it may mean that it’s the
pencil-and-paper analysis that is wrong, not the speakers and writers. In chapter
6 we'll return to this issue when we analyze the despised between you and I, a
more common example of the alleged error seen in give Al Gore and I. But for
now, let’s assume that the paper-and-pencil analysis is correct. It’s the policy
enforced by every editor and composition instructor, and you should understand
what it takes to please them.
A similar suspension of disbelief will be necessary for you to master another
case of tricky case, the difference between who and whom. You may be inclined
to agree with the writer Calvin Trillin when he wrote, “As far as I'm concerned,
whom is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.” But in
chapter 6 we’ll see that this is an overstatement. There are times when even
nonbutlers need to know their who from their whom, and that will require you,
once again, to brush up on your trees.
At first glance, the difference is straightforward: who is nominative, like J,
she, he, we, and they, and is used for subjects; whom is accusative, like me, her,
him, us, and them, and is used for objects. So in theory, anyone who laughs at
Cookie Monster when he says Me want cookie should already know when to use
who and when to use whom (assuming they have opted to use whom in the first
place). We say He kissed the bride, so we ask Who kissed the bride? We say
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Henry kissed her, so we ask Whom did Henry kiss? The difference can be
appreciated by visualizing the wh-words in their deep-structure positions, before
they were moved to the front of the sentence, leaving behind a gap.2
Clause
Noun Phrase Clause
Noun Phrase Verb Phrase
(subject)
who Verb Noun Phrase
(object)
kissed the bride
Clause
Noun Phrase Clause
Verb Noun Phrase Verb Phrase
(subject)
did Henry Verb Noun Phrase
(object)
But in practice, our minds can’t take in a whole tree at a glance, so when a
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sentence gets more complicated, any lapse of attention to the link between the
who/whom and the gap can lead to the wrong one being chosen:4
Under the deal, the Senate put aside two nominees for the National Labor
Relations Board who the president appointed __ during a Senate recess.
The French actor plays aman whom she suspects __ is her husband, missing
since World War II.
The errors could have been avoided by mentally moving the who or whom back
into the gap and sounding out the sentence (or, if your intuitions about who and
whom are squishy, inserting he or him in the gap instead).
Noun Phrase
Noun Phrase Clause
Noun Phrase Clause
nominees iia
Noun Phrase Verb Phrase
the president Verb Noun Phrase
(object)
appointed *who
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Noun Phrase
as
Noun Phrase Clause
Noun Phrase Clause
aan Noun Phrase Verb Phrase
she Verb Clause
suspects Noun Phrase Verb Phrase
(subject) PX
Verb Noun Phrase
is her husband
The first replacement yields the president appointed who, which corresponds to
the president appointed he, which sounds entirely wrong, therefore it should be
whom (corresponding to him) instead. (I’ve inserted an asterisk to remind you
that the who doesn’t belong there.) The second yields whom is her husband (or
him is her husband), which is just as impossible; it should be who. Again, I’m
explaining the official rules so that you will know how to satisfy an editor or
work as a butler; in chapter 6 I'll return to the question of whether the official
rules are legitimate and thus whether these really should be counted as errors.
Though tree-awareness can help a writer avoid errors (and, as we shall see,
help him make life easy for his readers), I am not suggesting that you literally
diagram your sentences. No writer does that. Nor am I even suggesting that you
form mental images of trees while you write. The diagrams are just a way to
draw your attention to the cognitive entities that are active in your mind as you
put together a sentence. The conscious experience of “thinking in trees” does not
feel like looking at a tree; it’s the more ethereal sensation of apprehending how
words are grouped in phrases and zooming in on the heads of those phrases
while ignoring the rest of the clutter. For example, the way to avoid the error The
impact of the cuts have not been felt is to mentally strip the phrase the impact of
the cuts down to its head, the impact, and then imagine it with have: the error the
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impact have not been felt will leap right out. Tree-thinking also consists in
mentally tracing the invisible filament that links a filler in a sentence to the gap
that it plugs, which allows you to verify whether the filler would work if it were
inserted there. You un-transform the research the scientists have made __ back
into the scientists have made the research; you undo whom she suspects __ is
her husband and get she suspects whom is her husband. As with any form of
mental self-improvement, you must learn to turn your gaze inward, concentrate
on processes that usually run automatically, and try to wrest control of them so
that you can apply them more mindfully.
Once a writer has ensured that the parts of a sentence fit together in a tree, the
next worry is whether the reader can recover that tree, which she needs to do to
make sense of the sentence. Unlike computer programming languages, where the
braces and parentheses that delimit expressions are actually typed into the string
for everyone to see, the branching structure of an English sentence has to be
inferred from the ordering and forms of the words alone. That imposes two
demands on the long-suffering reader. The first is to find the correct branches, a
process called parsing. The second is to hold them in memory long enough to
dig out the meaning, at which point the wording of the phrase may be forgotten
and the meaning merged with the reader’s web of knowledge in long-term
memory.2
As the reader works through a sentence, plucking off a word at a time, she is
not just threading it onto a mental string of beads. She is also growing branches
of a tree upward. When she reads the word the, for example, she figures she
must be hearing a noun phrase. Then she can anticipate the categories of words
that can complete it; in this case, it’s likely to be a noun. When the word does
come in (say, cat), she can attach it to the dangling branch tip.
So every time a writer adds a word to a sentence, he is imposing not one but
two cognitive demands on the reader: understanding the word, and fitting it into
the tree. This double demand is a major justification for the prime directive
“Omit needless words.” I often find that when a ruthless editor forces me to trim
an article to fit into a certain number of column-inches, the quality of my prose
improves as if by magic. Brevity is the soul of wit, and of many other virtues in
writing.
The trick is figuring out which words are “needless.” Often it's easy. Once
Sees a eee MAL kale 203 De ee Sambi mm MI nm cmn OSE, ee NA oo ee
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you set yourse tne task OT laenurying needless woras, 1U s surprising now many
you can find. A shocking number of phrases that drop easily from the fingers are
bloated with words that encumber the reader without conveying any content.
Much of my professional life consists of reading sentences like this:
Our study participants show a pronounced tendency to be more variable than the norming samples, although this trend
may be due partly to the fact that individuals with higher measured values of cognitive ability are more variable in their
responses to personality guestionnaires.
a pronounced tendency to be more variable: Is there really a difference
between “being more variable” (three words in a three-level, seven-branch tree)
and “having a pronounced tendency to be more variable” (eight words, six
levels, twenty branches)? Even worse, this trend may be due partly to the fact
that burdens an attentive reader with ten words, seven levels, and more than two
dozen branches. Total content? Approximately zero. The forty-three-word
sentence can easily be reduced to nineteen, which prunes the number of branches
even more severely:
Our participants are more variable than the norming samples, perhaps because smarter people respond more variably
to personality guestionnaires.
Here are a few other morbidly obese phrases, together with leaner alternatives
that often mean the same thing:!£
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make an appearance with
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appear with
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is capable of being
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can be
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is dedicated to providing
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provides
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in the event that
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it is imperative that we
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we must
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brought about the organization of
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organized
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significantly expedite the process of
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speed up
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on a daily basis
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daily
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for the purpose of
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in the matter of
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about
in view of the fact that
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since
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owing to the fact that
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because
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relating to the subject of
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regarding
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have a facilitative impact
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help
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were in great need of
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needed
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at such time as
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when
It is widely observed that X
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Several kinds of verbiage are perennial targets for the delete key. Light verbs
such as make, do, have, bring, put, and take often do nothing but create a slot for
a zombie noun, as in make an appearance and put on a performance. Why not
just use the verb that spawned the zombie in the first place, like appear or
perform? A sentence beginning with It is or There is is often a candidate for
liposuction: There is competition between groups for resources works just fine
as Groups compete for resources. Other globs of verbal fat include the
metaconcepts we suctioned out in chapter 2, including matter, view, subject,
process, basis, factor, level, and model.
Omitting needless words, however, does not mean cutting out every single
word that is redundant in context. As we shall see, many omissible words earn
their keep by preventing the reader from making a wrong turn as she navigates
her way through the sentence. Others fill out a phrase’s rhythm, which can also
make the sentence easier for the reader to parse. Omitting such words is taking
the prime directive too far. There is a joke about a peddler who decided to train
his horse to get by without eating. “First I fed him every other day, and he did
just fine. Then I fed him every third day. Then every fourth day. But just I was
getting him down to one meal a week, he died on me!”
The advice to omit needless words should not be confused with the
puritanical edict that all writers must pare every sentence down to the shortest,
leanest, most abstemious version possible. Even writers who prize clarity don't
do this. That's because the difficulty of a sentence depends not just on its word
count but on its geometry. Good writers often use very long sentences, and they
garnish them with words that are, strictly speaking, needless. But they get away
with it by arranging the words so that a reader can absorb them a phrase at a
time, each phrase conveying a chunk of conceptual structure.
Take this excerpt from a 340-word soliloguy in a novel by Rebecca
Goldstein.Z The speaker is a professor who has recently achieved professional
and romantic fulfillment and is standing on a bridge on a cold, starry night trying
to articulate his wonder at being alive:
Here it is then: the sense that existence is just such a tremendous thing,
one comes into it, astonishingly, here one is, formed by biology and
history, genes and culture, in the midst of the contingency of the world,
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here one is, one doesn't know how, one doesn't know why, and suddenly
one doesn't know where one is either or who or what one is either, and all
that one knows is that one is a part of it, a considered and conscious part
of it, generated and sustained in existence in ways one can hardly
comprehend, all the time conscious of it, though, of existence, the fullness
of it, the reaching expanse and pulsing intricacy of it, and one wants to
live in a way that at least begins to do justice to it, one wants to expand
one’s reach of it as far as expansion is possible and even beyond that, to
live one’s life in a way commensurate with the privilege of being a part of
and conscious of the whole reeling glorious infinite sweep, a sweep that
includes, so improbably, a psychologist of religion named Cass Seltzer,
who, moved by powers beyond himself, did something more improbable
than all the improbabilities constituting his improbable existence could
have entailed, did something that won him someone else’s life, a better
life, a more brilliant life, a life beyond all the ones he had wished for in
the pounding obscurity of all his yearnings.
For all its length and lexical exuberance, the sentence is easy to follow,
because the reader never has to keep a phrase suspended in memory for long
while new words pour in. The tree has been shaped to spread the cognitive load
over time with the help of two kinds of topiary. One is a flat branching structure,
in which a series of mostly uncomplicated clauses are concatenated side by side
with and or with commas. The sixty-two words following the colon, for
example, consist mainly of a very long clause which embraces seven self-
contained clauses (shown as triangles) ranging from three to twenty words long:
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Noun Phrase
ASK
Article Noun Clause
the sense that
existence is one comes here one is, here one is one doesn't one doesn't and
just sucha into it, formed by know how know why suddenly
tremendous astonishingly biology and one doesn't
thing history, know where
genes and one is
culture, in either or
the midst of who or
the what one is
contingency either
of the world
The longest of these embedded clauses, the third and the last, are also flattish
trees, each composed of simpler phrases joined side by side with commas or
with or.
Even when the sentence structure gets more complicated, a reader can handle
the tree, because its geometry is mostly right-branching. In a right-branching
tree, the most complicated phrase inside a bigger phrase comes at the end of it,
that is, hanging from the rightmost branch. That means that when the reader has
to handle the complicated phrase, her work in analyzing all the other phrases is
done, and she can concentrate her mental energy on that one. The following
twenty-five-word phrase is splayed along a diagonal axis, indicating that it is
almost entirely right-branching:
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Verb Phrase
to Verb NounPhrase Prep Phrase
|
live
Noun Phrase Noun
| | Prep
one's life | Noun Phrase
in
Article Noun Adj Phrase
Por.
a way Adj Prep Phrase
commensurate Prep
| Noun Phrase
with
Article Noun Prep Phrase
| | tu"
the privilege Prep Verb Phrase
of
Verb Coordination
|
being
Coordination Noun Phrase
>
a part of and
conscious of
Article Adj | Noun Phrase
the whole
Coordination Noun
ae
reeling glorious sweep
The only exceptions, where the reader has to andlyze a domes phrase before
the upstairs phrase is complete, are the two literary flourishes marked by the
triangles.
English is predominantly a right-branching language (unlike, say, Japanese or
Turkish), so right-branching trees come naturally to its writers. The full English
menu, though, offers them a few left-branching options. A modifier phrase can
be moved to the beginning, as in the sentence In Sophocles’ play, Oedipus
married his mother (the tree on page 82 displays the complicated left branch).
These front-loaded modifiers can be useful in qualifying a sentence, in tying it to
information mentioned earlier, or simply in avoiding the monotony of having
one right-branching sentence after another. As long as the modifier is short, it
poses no difficulty for the reader. But if it starts to get longer it can force a
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reader to entertain a complicated gualification before she has any idea what it is
gualifying. In the following sentence, the reader has to parse thirty-four words
before she gets to the part that tells her what the sentence is about, namely
policymakers:8
Because most existing studies have examined only a single stage of the supply chain, for example, productivity at the
farm, or efficiency of agricultural markets, in isolation from the rest of the supply chain, policymakers have been
unable to assess how problems identified at a single stage of the supply chain compare and interact with problems in
the rest of the supply chain.
Another common left-branching construction consists of a noun modified by
a complicated phrase that precedes it:
Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus
Failed password security guestion answer attempts limit
The US Department of the Treasury Office of Foreign Assets Control
Ann E. and Robert M. Bass Professor of Government Michael Sandel
T-fal Ultimate Hard Anodized Nonstick Expert Interior Thermo-Spot Heat
Indicator Anti-Warp Base Dishwasher Safe 12-Piece Cookware Set
Academics and bureaucrats concoct them all too easily, I once came up with a
monstrosity called the relative passive surface structure acceptability index. If
the left branch is slender enough, it is generally understandable, albeit top-heavy,
with all those words to parse before one arrives at the payoff. But if the branch is
bushy, or if one branch is packed inside another, a left-branching structure can
give the reader a headache. The most obvious examples are iterated possessives
such as my mother’s brother’s wife’s father’s cousin. Left-branching trees are a
hazard of headline writing. Here’s one that reported the death of a man who
achieved fifteen minutes of fame in 1994 for hatching a plot to get Tonya
Harding onto the US Olympic skating team by clubbing her main rival on the
knee:
ADMITTED OLYMPIC SKATER NANCY KERRIGAN ATTACKER BRIAN SEAN GRIFFITH DIES
A blogger posted a commentary entitled “Admitted Olympic Skater Nancy
Kerrigan Attacker Brian Sean Griffith Web Site Obituary Headline Writer Could
Have Been Clearer.” The lack of clarity in the original headline was the result of
its left-branching geometry: it has a ramified left branch (all the material before
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Dies), which itself contains a ramified left branch (all the material before Brian
Sean Griffith), which in turn contains a ramified left branch (all the material
before Attacker):12
Clause
ea,
Noun Phrase Verb Phrase
Noun Phrase
Te,
Adjective Noun Phrase
Noun Phrase
wos
Noun Phrase Noun Noun
Adjective Noun Noun Noun Noun Noun Noun Noun Verb
Admitted Olympic Skater Nancy Kerrigan Attacker Brian Sean Griffith Dies
Linguists call these constructions “noun piles.” Here are few others that have
been spotted by contributors to the forum Language Log:
NUDE Pic Row VICAR RESIGNS
TEXTING DEATH CRASH PEER JAILED
BEN DOUGLAS BAFTA RACE ROW HAIRDRESSER JAMES BROWN “SORRY”
FISH FOOT SPA VIRUS BOMBSHELL
CHINA FERRARI SEX ORGY DEATH CRASH
My favorite explanation of the difference in difficulty between flat, right-
branching, and left-branching trees comes from Dr. Seuss’s Fox in Socks, who
takes a flat clause with three branches, each containing a short right-branching
clause, and recasts it as a single left-branching noun phrase: “When beetles fight
these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle’s on a poodle and the
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poodle’s eating noodles, they Call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle
noodle bottle paddle battle.”
As much of a battle as left-branching structures can be, they are nowhere near
as muddled as center-embedded trees, those in which a phrase is jammed into the
middle of a larger phrase rather than fastened to its left or right edge. In 1950 the
linguist Robert A. Hall wrote a book called Leave Your Language Alone.
According to linguistic legend, it drew a dismissive review entitled “Leave
Leave Your Language Alone Alone.” The author was invited to reply, and wrote
a rebuttal called—of course—“Leave Leave Leave Your Language Alone Alone
Alone.”
Unfortunately, it’s only a legend; the recursive title was dreamed up by the
linguist Robin Lakoff for a satire of a linguistics journal.22 But it makes a serious
point: a multiply center-embedded sentence, though perfectly grammatical,
cannot be parsed by mortal humans.2! Though I’m sure you can follow an
explanation on why the string Leave Leave Leave Your Language Alone Alone
Alone has a well-formed tree, you could never recover it from the string. The
brain’s sentence parser starts to thrash when faced with the successive leaves at
the beginning, and it crashes altogether when it gets to the pile of alones at the
end.
Center-embedded constructions are not just linguistic in-jokes; they are often
the diagnosis for what we sense as “convoluted” or “tortuous” syntax. Here is an
example from a 1999 editorial on the Kosovo crisis (entitled “Aim Straight at the
Target: Indict Milosevic”) by the senator and former presidential candidate Bob
Dole:22
The view that beating a third-rate Serbian military that for the third time in a decade is brutally targeting civilians is
hardly worth the effort is not based on a lack of understanding of what is occurring on the ground.
As with Leave Leave Leave Your Language Alone Alone Alone, this sentence
ends bafflingly, with three similar phrases in a row: is brutally targeting
civilians, is hardly worth the effort, is not based on a lack of understanding.
Only with a tree diagram can you figure it out:
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Clause
Noun Phrase Verb Phrase
Article Noun Clause isnot based on a
| | lack of understanding
h , of what is occurring
me yew on the ground
that Verb Phrase Verb Phrase
F N is hardly worth
the effort
Verb Noun Phrase
|
pang “AON
Article Noun Phrase Clause
a third-rate
Serbian
military
that Prep. Phrase Noun Phrase Verb Phrase
£ KN Lu
for the third time is brutally targeting
in a decade civilians
The first of the three is-phrases, is brutally targeting civilians, is the most deeply
embedded one; it is part of a relative clause that modifies third-rate Serbian
military. That entire phrase (the military that is targeting the civilians) is the
object of the verb beating. That still bigger phrase (beating the military) is the
subject of a sentence whose predicate is the second is-phrase, is hardly worth the
effort. That sentence in turn belongs to a clause which spells out the content of
the noun view. The noun phrase containing view is the subject of the third is-
phrase, is not based on a lack of understanding.
In fact, the reader’s misery begins well before she plows into the pile of is-
phrases at the end. Midway through the sentence, while she is parsing the most
deeply embedded clause, she has to figure out what the third-rate Serbian
military is doing, which she can only do when she gets to the gap before is
brutally targeting civilians nine words later (the link between them is shown as a
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curved arrow). Recall that filling gaps is a chore which arises when a relative
clause introduces a filler noun and leaves the reader uncertain about what role it
is going to play until she finds a gap for it to fill. As she is waiting to find out,
new material keeps pouring in (for the third time in a decade), making it easy for
her to lose track of how to join them up.
Can this sentence be saved? If you insist on keeping it as a single sentence, a
good start is to disinter each embedded clause and place it side by side with the
clause that contained it, turning a deeply center-embedded tree into a relatively
flat one. This would give us For the third time in a decade, a third-rate Serbian
military is brutally targeting civilians, but beating it is hardly worth the effort,
this view is not based on a lack of understanding of what is occurring on the
ground.
Clause
Clause Clause
Clause Clause
Prepositional Phrase Clause
For the third time a third-rate Serbian but beating it is this view is not
in a decade military is brutally hardly worth the based ona lack of
targeting civilians effort understanding of
what is occurring
on the ground
It’s still not a great sentence, but now that the tree is flatter one can see how to
lop off entire branches and make them into separate sentences. Splitting in two
(or three or four) is often the best way to tame a sentence that has grown unruly.
In the following chapter, which is about sequences of sentences rather than
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individual sentences, we’ll see how to do that.
How does a writer manage to turn out such tortuous syntax? It happens when
he shovels phrase after phrase onto the page in the order in which each one
occurs to him. The problem is that the order in which thoughts occur to the
writer is different from the order in which they are easily recovered by a reader.
It's a syntactic version of the curse of knowledge. The writer can see the links
among the concepts in his internal web of knowledge, and has forgotten that a
reader needs to build an orderly tree to decipher them from his string of words.
In chapter 3 I mentioned two ways to improve your prose—showing a draft
to someone else, and revisiting it after some time has passed—and both can
allow you to catch labyrinthine syntax before inflicting it on your readers.
There’s a third time-honored trick: read the sentence aloud. Though the rhythm
of speech isn’t the same as the branching of a tree, it’s related to it ina
systematic way, so if you stumble as you recite a sentence, it may mean you're
tripping on your own treacherous syntax. Reading a draft, even in a mumble,
also forces you to anticipate what your readers will be doing as they understand
your prose. Some people are surprised by this advice, because they think of the
claim by speed-reading companies that skilled readers go directly from print to
thought. Perhaps they also recall the stereotype from popular culture in which
unskilled readers move their lips when they read. But laboratory studies have
shown that even skilled readers have a little voice running through their heads
the whole time.22 The converse is not true—you might zip through a sentence of
yours that everyone else finds a hard slog—but prose that’s hard for you to
pronounce will almost certainly be hard for someone else to comprehend.
Earlier I mentioned that holding the branches of a tree in memory is one of the
two cognitive challenges in parsing a sentence. The other is growing the right
branches, that is, inferring how the words are supposed to join up in phrases.
Words don’t come with labels like “I’m a noun” or “I’m a verb.” Nor is the
boundary where one phrase leaves off and the next one begins marked on the
page. The reader has to guess, and it’s up to the writer to ensure that the guesses
are correct. They aren’t always. A few years ago a member of a consortium of
student groups at Yale put out this press release:
I’m coordinating a huge event for Yale University which is titled
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“Gampus-Wide Sex Week.”
The week involves a faculty lecture series with topics such as
transgender issues: where does one gender end and the other begin, the
history of romance, and the history of the vibrator. Student talks on the
secrets of great sex, hooking up, and how to be a better lover and a
student panel on abstainance. ... A faculty panel on sex in college with
four professors. a movie film festival (sex fest 2002) and a concert with
local bands and yale bands....
The event is going to be huge and all of campus is going to be
involved.
One recipient, the writer Ron Rosenbaum, commented, “One of my first
thoughts on reading this was that before Yale (my beloved alma mater) had a
Sex Week it ought to institute a gala Grammar and Spelling Week. In addition to
‘abstainance’ (unless it was a deliberate mistake in order to imply that ‘Yale puts
the stain in abstinence’) there was that intriguing ‘faculty panel on sex in college
with four professors,’ whose syntax makes it sound more illicit than it was
probably intended to be.”24
The student coordinator had blundered into the problem of syntactic
ambiguity. In the simpler case of lexical ambiguity, an individual word has two
meanings, as in the headlines SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL Bus PASSENGERS
SHOULD BE BELTED and NEw Vaccine May CONTAIN RABIES. In syntactic
ambiguity, there may be no single word that is ambiguous, but the words can be
interconnected into more than one tree. The organizer of Sex Week at Yale
intended the first tree, which specifies a panel with four professors: Rosenbaum
parsed it with the second tree, which specifies sex with four professors:
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Noun Phrase
Article Noun Prep. Phrase
Prep. Noun Phrase
Noun Prep. Phrase
a panel on sex with four
professors
Noun Phrase
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Article Noun Prep. Phrase
Prep. Noun Phrase
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Noun Prep. Phrase
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a panel on sex with four
professors
Syntactic ambiguities are the source of freguently emailed bloopers in
newspaper headlines (LAW TO PROTECT SQUIRRELS HIT BY Mayor), medical
reports (The young man had involuntary seminal fluid emission when he
engaged in foreplay for several weeks), classified ads (Wanted: Man to take care
of cow that does not smoke or drink), church bulletins (This week’s youth
discussion will be on teen suicide in the church basement), and letters of
recommendation (I enthusiastically recommend this candidate with no
qualifications whatsoever).*2 These Internet memes may seem too good to be
true, but I’ve come across a few on my own, and colleagues have sent me others:
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Prosecutors yesterday confirmed they will appeal the “unduly lenient”
sentence of a motorist who escaped prison after being convicted of killing
a cyclist for the second time.
THE PUBLIC VALUES FAILURES OF CLIMATE SCIENCE IN THE US
A teen hunter has been convicted of second-degree manslaughter for fatally
shooting a hiker on a popular Washington state trail he had mistaken for a
bear.
MANUFACTURING DATA HELPS INVIGORATE WALL STREET26
THE TROUBLE WITH TESTING MANIA
For every ambiguity that is inadvertently funny or ironic, there must be
thousands that are simply confusing. The reader has to scan the sentence several
times to figure out which of two meanings the writer intended, or worse, she
may come away with the wrong meaning without realizing it. Here are three I
noticed in just a few days of reading:
The senator plans to introduce legislation next week that fixes a critical flaw in the military’s handling of assault cases.
The measure would replace the current system of adjudicating sexual assault by taking the cases outside a victim’s
chain of command. [Is it the new measure that takes the cases outside the chain of command, or is it the current
system? ]
China has closed a dozen websites, penalized two popular social media sites, and detained six people for circulating
rumors of a coup that rattled Beijing in the middle of its worst high-level political crisis in years. [Did the coup rattle
Beijing, or did rumors?]
Last month, Iran abandoned preconditions for resuming international negotiations over its nuclear programs that the West
had considered unacceptable. [Were the preconditions unacceptable, or the negotiations, or the programs?)
And for every ambiguity that yields a coherent (but unintended)
interpretation of the whole sentence, there must be thousands which trip up the
reader momentarily, forcing her to backtrack and re-parse a few words.
Psycholinguists call these local ambiguities “garden paths,” from the expression
“to lead someone up the garden path,” that is, to mislead him. They have made
an art form out of grammatical yet unparsable sentences:72
The horse raced past the barn fell. [= “The horse that was raced (say, by a
jockey) past the barn was the horse that fell.” ]
The man who hunts ducks out on weekends.
Cotton clothing is made from is grown in Egypt.
Fat people eat accumulates.
The prime number few.
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When Fred eats food gets thrown.
I convinced her children are noisy.
She told me a little white lie will come back to haunt me.
The old man the boat.
Have the students who failed the exam take the supplementary.
Most garden paths in everyday writing, unlike the ones in textbooks, don't
bring the reader to a complete standstill; they just delay her for a fraction of a
second. Here are a few I’ve collected recently, with an explanation of what led
me astray in each case:
During the primary season, Mr. Romney opposed the Dream Act, proposed legislation that would have allowed many
young illegal immigrants to remain in the country. [Romney opposed the Act and also proposed some legislation? No,
the Act is a piece of legislation that had been proposed. ]
Those who believe in the necessity of nuclear weapons as a deterrent tool fundamentally rely on the fear of retaliation,
whereas those who don’t focus more on the fear of an accidental nuclear launch that might lead to nuclear war. [Those
who don’t focus? No, those who don’t believe in the necessity of a nuclear deterrent. |
The data point to increasing benefits with lower and lower LDL levels, said Dr. Daniel J. Rader. [Is this sentence about
a data point? No, it's about data which point to something. ]
But the Supreme Court’s ruling on the health care law last year, while upholding it, allowed states to choose whether
to expand Medicaid. Those that opted not to leave about eight million uninsured people who live in poverty without
any assistance at all. [Opted not to leave? No, opted not to expand. ]
Garden paths can turn the experience of reading from an effortless glide
through a sentence to a tedious two-step of little backtracks. The curse of
knowledge hides them from the writer, who therefore must put some effort into
spotting and extirpating them. Fortunately, garden-pathing is a major research
topic in psycholinguistics, so we know what to look for. Experimenters have
recorded readers’ eye movements and brainwaves as they work their way
through sentences, and have identified both the major lures that lead readers
astray and the helpful signposts that guide them in the right direction.
Prosody. Most garden paths exist only on the printed page. In speech, the
prosody of a sentence (its melody, rhythm, and pausing) eliminates any
possibility of the hearer taking a wrong turn: The man who HUNTS. . . . ducks out
on weekends; The PRIME . . . number few. That's one of the reasons a writer
should mutter, mumble, or orate a draft of his prose to himself, ideally after
enough time has elapsed that it is no longer familiar. He may find himself
trapped in his own garden paths.
Punctuation. A second obvious way to avoid garden paths is to punctuate a
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sentence properly. Punctuation, together with other graphical indicators such as
italics, capitalization, and spacing, developed over the history of printed
language to do two things. One is to provide the reader with hints about prosody,
thus bringing writing a bit closer to speech. The other is to provide her with hints
about the major divisions of the sentence into phrases, thus eliminating some of
the ambiguity in how to build the tree. Literate readers rely on punctuation to
guide them through a sentence, and mastering the basics is a nonnegotiable
reguirement for anyone who writes.
Many of the silliest ambiguities in the Internet memes come from newspaper
headlines and magazine tag lines precisely because they have been stripped of all
punctuation. Two of my favorites are MAN EATING PIRANHA MISTAKENLY SOLD
AS PET FISH and RACHAEL RAY FINDS INSPIRATION IN COOKING HER FAMILY AND
Her Doc. The first is missing the hyphen that bolts together the pieces of the
compound word that was supposed to remind readers of the problem with
piranhas, man-eating. The second is missing the commas that delimit the phrases
making up the list of inspirations: cooking, her family, and her dog.
Generous punctuation would also take the fun out of some of the
psycholinguists’ garden path sentences, such as When Fred eats food gets
thrown. And the press release on Sex Week at Yale would have been easier to
parse had the student authors spent less time studying the history of the vibrator
and more time learning how to punctuate. (Why is the history of romance a
transgender issue? What are the secrets of how to be a student panel?)
Unfortunately, even the most punctilious punctuation is not informative
enough to eliminate all garden paths. Modern punctuation has a grammar of its
own, which corresponds neither to the pauses in speech nor to the boundaries in
syntax.2? It would be nice, for example, if we could clear things up by writing
Fat people eat, accumulates, or I convinced her, children are noisy. But as we
shall see in chapter 6, using a comma to separate a subject from its predicate or a
verb from one of its complements is among the most grievous sins of
mispunctuation. You can get away with it when the need for disambiguation
becomes an emergency, as in George Bernard Shaw’s remark “He who can,
does; he who cannot, teaches” (and in Woody Allen’s addendum “And he who
cannot teach, teaches gym”). But in general the divisions between the major
parts of a clause, such as subject and predicate, are comma-free zones, no matter
how complex the syntax.
Words that signal syntactic structure. Another way to prevent garden paths is
to give some respect to the apparently needless little words which don’t
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contribute much to the meaning of a sentence and are in danger of ending up on
the cutting-room floor, but which can earn their keep by marking the beginnings
of phrases. Foremost among them are the subordinator that and relative
pronouns like which and who, which can signal the beginning of a relative
clause. In some phrases, these are “needless words” that can be deleted, as in the
man [whom] I love and things [that] my father said, sometimes taking is or are
with them, as in A house [which is] divided against itself cannot stand. The
deletions are tempting to a writer because they tighten up a sentence’s rhythm
and avoid the ugly sibilance of which. But if the which-hunt is prosecuted too
zealously, it may leave behind a garden path. Many of the textbook examples
become intelligible when the little words are restored: The horse which was
raced past the barn fell; Fat which people eat accumulates.
Oddly enough, one of the most easily overlooked disambiguating words in
English is the most frequent word in the language: the lowly definite article the.
The meaning of the is not easy to state (we’ll get to it in the next chapter), but it
could not be a clearer marker of syntax: when a reader encounters it, she has
indubitably entered a noun phrase. The definite article can be omitted before
many nouns, but the result can feel claustrophobic, as if noun phrases keep
bumping into you without warning:
If selection pressure on a trait is strong, then alleles of If the selection pressure on a trait is strong, then alleles of
large effect are likely to be common, but if selection large effect are likely to be common, but if the selection
pressure is weak, then existing genetic variation is unlikely pressure is weak, then the existing genetic variation is
to include alleles of large effect. unlikely to include alleles of large effect.
Mr. Zimmerman talked to police repeatedly and Mr. Zimmerman talked to the police repeatedly and
willingly. willingly.
This feeling that a definite noun phrase without the does not properly announce
itself may underlie the advice of many writers and editors to avoid the journalese
construction on the left below (sometimes called the false title) and introduce the
noun phrase with a dignified the, even if it is semantically unnecessary:
People who have been interviewed on the show include People who have been interviewed on the show include
novelist Zadie Smith and cellist Yo-Yo Ma. the novelist Zadie Smith and the cellist Yo-Yo Ma.
As linguist Geoffrey Pullum has noted, sometimes the As the linguist Geoffrey Pullum has noted, sometimes
passive voice is necessary. the passive voice is necessary.
Though academic prose is often stuffed with needless words, there is also a
suffocating style of technical writing in which the little words like the, are, and
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that have been sgueezed out. Restoring them gives the reader some breathing
space, because the words guide her into the appropriate phrase and she can
attend to the meaning of the content words without simultaneously having to
figure out what kind of phrase she is in:
Evidence is accumulating that most previous Evidence is accumulating that most of the previous
publications claiming genetic associations with publications that claimed genetic associations with
behavioral traits are false positives, or at best vast behavioral traits are false positives, or at best are vast
overestimates of true effect sizes. overestimates of the true effect sizes.
Another tradeoff between brevity and clarity may be seen in the placement of
modifiers. A noun can be modified either by a prepositional phrase on the right
or by a naked noun on the left: data on manufacturing versus manufacturing
data, strikes by teachers versus teacher strikes, stockholders in a company
versus company stockholders. The little preposition can make a big difference.
The headline MANUFACTURING DATA HELPS INVIGORATE WALL STREET could
have used one, and a preposition would also have come in handy in TEACHER
STRIKES IDLE Kips and TEXTRON MAKES OFFER TO SCREW COMPANY
STOCKHOLDERS.
Frequent strings and senses. Yet another lure into a garden path comes from
the statistical patterns of the English language, in which certain words are likely
to precede or follow others.22 As we become fluent readers we file away in
memory tens of thousands of common word pairs, such as horse race, hunt
ducks, cotton clothing, fat people, prime number, old man, and data point. These
pairs pop out of the text at us, and when they belong to the same phrase they can
lubricate the parsing process, allowing the words to be joined up quickly. But
when they coincidentally find themselves rubbing shoulders despite belonging to
different phrases, the reader will be derailed. That’s what makes the garden paths
in the textbook examples so seductive, together with my real-word example that
begins with the words The data point.
The textbook examples also stack the deck by taking advantage of a second
way in which readers go with statistical patterns in the English language: when
faced with an ambiguous word, readers favor the more frequent sense. The
textbook garden paths trip up the reader because they contain ambiguous words
in which the less frequent sense is the correct one: race in the transitive version
of race the horse (rather than the intransitive the horse raced), fat as a noun
rather than as an adjective, number as a verb rather than a noun, and so on. This
can lead to garden paths in real life, too. Consider the sentence So there I stood,
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still as a glazed dog. I stumbled when I first read it, thinking that the writer
continued to be a glazed dog (the frequent sense of still as an adverb), rather than
that he was as motionless as a glazed dog (the infrequent sense of still as an
adjective).
Structural parallelism. A bare syntactic tree, minus the words at the tips of its
branches, lingers in memory for a few seconds after the words are gone, and
during that time it is available as a template for the reader to use in parsing the
next phrase.! If the new phrase has the same structure as the preceding one, its
words can be slotted into the waiting tree, and the reader will absorb it
effortlessly. The pattern is called structural parallelism, and it is one of the oldest
tricks in the book for elegant (and often stirring) prose:
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.
We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we
shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners
will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood. .. . I have a dream that my four little children will one day
live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
Structural parallelism works not just in poetic and hortatory passages but also
in ordinary expository prose. Here is Bertrand Russell using it to explain the
movement called romanticism:
The romantic movement is characterized, as a whole, by the substitution of aesthetic for utilitarian standards. The
earth-worm is useful, but not beautiful; the tiger is beautiful, but not useful. Darwin (who was not a romantic) praised
the earth-worm; Blake praised the tiger.
Go back to the four passages of good writing in chapter 1 and you’|l find
example after example of structural parallelism, so many of them that after I
called your attention to the first few I stopped pointing them out.
Although neophyte writers may repeat a simple sentence structure to the
point of inanity, most writers go to the opposite extreme and vary their syntax
capriciously. This can keep the reader off balance, luring her into wrong guesses
about a sentence’s structure. Take this entry on noun plurals, from, of all books,
The New York Times Manual of Style and Usage:
Nouns derived from foreign languages form plurals in different ways. Some use the original, foreign plurals: alumnae;
alumni; data; media; phenomena. But form the plurals of others simply by adding s: curriculums; formulas;
memorandums; stadiums.
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Were you stopped short, as I was, by “form the plurals”? The passage begins
with two indicative sentences whose subjects refer to foreign nouns, and whose
predicates comment on how those nouns “form” or “use” the plural. Then,
without warning, the third sentence shifts to the imperative mood and we are
supposed to have the reader, not the nouns, forming plurals in a certain way.
And here's an all-too-typical example from academic prose, where the author
felt that he had to vary his syntax from clause to clause and ended up with a big
fat garden path:
The authors propose that distinct selection pressures have influenced cognitive abilities and personality traits, and that
intelligence differences are the result of mutation-selection balance, while balancing selection accounts for personality
differences.
To be fair, it’s not the author’s fault that the technical term balancing selection
looks like a verb phrase (to balance a selection) but is really a noun phrase (one
of several kinds of natural selection). But to encourage the reader to parse it as a
noun phrase, he should have set up a context in which the reader indeed expects
to see a noun phrase. Instead he threw us off by ping-ponging from a cause-
effect order in the first clause (have influenced) to an effect-cause order in the
second (are the result of) and then back to a cause-effect order in the third
(accounts for). And while he was at it, he varied his vocabulary from one
sentence to the next, again for no good reason: cognitive abilities in the first
clause refers to the same thing that intelligence does in the second. Recasting the
sentence with parallel syntax and consistent terminology makes it intelligible
even to readers who are not familiar with the technical terms:
The authors propose that distinct selection pressures have influenced cognitive abilities and personality traits: mutation-
selection balance accounts for differences in cognitive ability, whereas balancing selection accounts for differences in
personality traits.
Note, too, how parallel syntax can allow a reader to make sense of even the most
unintelligible of the garden path sentences: Though the horse guided past the
barn walked with ease, the horse raced past the barn fell.
Attachment to the phrase next door. Finally, we get to the panel on sex with
four professors. Here we have a bias that is mainly geometrical. Go back to the
trees on page 117. Why is the tree on the bottom, with the unintended meaning,
the one the reader arrived at? The difference is in where the phrase with four
professors is attached. When given a choice, readers tend to attach phrases lower
in the tree rather than higher. Another way of putting it is that they like to absorb
words into the phrase they are working on for as long they can, rather than
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closing off the phrase and figuring out somewhere else to place the incoming
words.
Since readers tend to link a phrase to the words that came just before it, they
will misunderstand a sentence when the writer had a more remote association in
mind. Together with the sex with professors, this bias explains the foreplay of
several weeks’ duration, the cow that does not smoke or drink, the job candidate
with no qualifications, the cyclist who was killed twice, the trail that was
mistaken for a bear, and the coup that rattled Beijing.
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rather than trees. In a panel on sex with; ifo professors,: trying to keep related
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sex is smack-dab next to thé & F d phrase a panel on the left, where it belongs
—but it's also smack-dab next to theunrelated phrase four professors on the
right, where it doesn’t. What the writer has to worry about is connectedness in
the tree (a panel on sex versus sex with four professors), not just adjacency in the
string. In fact the obvious way to clarify the sentence—flipping the order of the
two phrases, yielding a panel with four professors on sex—pulls related words
apart (a panel and on sex) rather than keeping them together, at least in the
string. As the diagrams on pages 128 and 129 show, the related words are still
connected in the tree, just in a different order.
The advice is better stated as “pull unrelated (but mutually attracted) phrases
apart.” If the panel had been about controlled substances rather than amorous
interactions, the opposite order would be safer: A panel wifh four professors on
drugs promises as interesting an evening as the panel on sex with four
professors, but the writer would-be better off wording it\as a panel on drugs with
four professors. That’ ssbecause of the effect of statistically frequent word
sequences: the pair sexSwith attracts the phrase on the right, the pair on drugs
attracts the phrase on the left Nriters feed to look in both directions, and shunt
phrases around to keep then¥ff angerous liaisons with én inappropriate next-
door neighbor. Here are some reorderings of the exampl¢s from pages 117-18,
with the ambiguities eliminated:
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1nis week Ss yout discussion 1N tne Cnurcn basement WIL De on teen suiciae.
I enthusiastically recommend, with no gualifications whatsoever, this
candidate.
Prosecutors yesterday confirmed they will appeal the “unduly lenient”
sentence of a motorist who escaped prison after being convicted for the
second time of killing a cyclist.
A teen hunter has been convicted of second-degree manslaughter for fatally
shooting a hiker he had mistaken for a bear on a popular Washington state
trail.
The guideline to move a phrase close to the words it belongs with, and away
from those it doesn’t belong with, is useful only insofar as the rules of English
syntax allow a phrase to be moved. Our language puts us at a disadvantage here.
In many other languages, such as Latin and Russian, writers have the freedom to
scramble the order of words to suit their rhetorical purposes, because case
markers on the nouns, or agreement markers on the verbs, will keep the
relationships straight in the reader’s mind. English, which has a rudimentary
system of case and agreement, must be more tyrannical about order.
This puts the writer in a bind. The rules of English syntax force him to put the
subject before the verb, and the verb before the object. But he may not want the
reader to think about the content of the subject before she thinks about the
contents of the verb and object.
Why should a writer want to control the order in which the reader thinks her
thoughts? Preventing unwanted attachments, as we have just seen, is one reason.
There are two others, and each is a monumental principle of composition.
Save the heaviest for last. The Scottish prayer asks the Lord to deliver us
from “ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump
in the night”—not from “things that go bump in the night and long-leggedy
beasties and ghoulies and ghosties.” The order fits with our cognitive processes:
it’s taxing to work on a big heavy phrase (things that go bump in the night) while
you are holding in memory an incomplete bigger phrase it’s part of (in this case,
the four-part coordination embracing things, beasties, ghoulies, and ghosties). A
big heavy phrase is easier to handle if it comes at the end, when your work
assembling the overarching phrase is done and nothing else is on your mind. (It’s
another version of the advice to prefer right-branching trees over left-branching
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and center-embedded ones.) Light-before-heavy is one of the oldest principles in
linguistics, having been discovered in the fourth century BCE by the Sanskrit
grammarian Panini 32 jt often guides the intuitions of writers when they have to
choose an order for items in a list, as in life, liberty, and the pursuit of
happiness; The Wild, The Innocent, and The E Street Shuffle; and Faster than a
speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings in
a single bound!
Topic, then comment. Given, then new. These are more precise versions of
the Strunkian advice to “put the emphatic words of a sentence at the end.” Paul
McCartney was mindful of the advice when he sang, “So may I introduce to you,
the act you’ve known for all these years: Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club
Band!” Once he had the listeners’ attention, and reminded them that they were
there to be introduced to someone, he used the end of the sentence to provide the
newsworthy information; he did not sing, “Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts
Club Band, the act you’ve known for all these years; may I introduce them to
you?”33 Once again, it’s good cognitive psychology: people learn by integrating
new information into their existing web of knowledge. They don’t like it when a
fact is hurled at them from out of the blue and they have to keep it levitating in
short-term memory until they find a relevant background to embed it in a few
moments later. Topic-then-comment and given-then-new orderings are major
contributors to coherence, the feeling that one sentence flows into the next rather
than jerking the reader around.
English syntax demands subject before object. Human memory demands
light before heavy. Human comprehension demands topic before comment and
given before new. How can a writer reconcile these irreconcilable demands
about where the words should go in a sentence?
Necessity is the mother of invention, and over the centuries the English
language has developed workarounds for its rigid syntax. They consist of
alternative constructions that are more or less synonymous but that place the
participants in different positions in the left-to-right ordering of the string, which
means they appear at different times in the early-to-late processing in a reader’s
mind. Fluent writers have these constructions at their fingertips to
simultaneously control the content of a sentence and the sequencing of its words.
Foremost among them is the unfairly maligned passive voice: Laius was
killed by Oedipus, as opposed to Oedipus killed Laius. In chapter 2 we saw one
of the benefits of the passive, namely that the agent of the event, expressed in the
by-phrase, can go unmentioned. This is handy for mistake-makers who are trying
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to keep their names out of the spotlight and for narrators who want you to know
that helicopters were used to put out some fires but don't think you need to know
that it was a guy named Bob who flew one of the helicopters. Now we see the
other major benefit of the passive: it allows the doer to be mentioned later in the
sentence than the done-to. That comes in handy in implementing the two
principles of composition when they would otherwise be stymied by the rigid
word order of English. The passive allows a writer to postpone the mention of a
doer that is heavy, old news, or both. Let's look at how this works.
Consider this passage from the Wikipedia entry for Oedipus Rex, which
(spoiler alert) reveals the terrible truth about Oedipus's parentage.
A man arrives from Corinth with the message that Oedipus’s father has died. . . . It emerges that this messenger was
formerly a shepherd on Mount Cithaeron, and that he was given a baby. . . . The baby, he says, was given to him by
another shepherd from the Laius household, who had been told to get rid of the child.
It contains three passives in quick succession (was given a baby; was given to
him; had been told), and for good reason. First we are introduced to a
messenger; all eyes are upon him. If he figures in any subsequent news, he
should be mentioned first. And so he is, thanks to the passive voice, even though
the news does not involve his doing anything: He (old information) was given a
baby (new information).
Now that we’ve been introduced to a baby, the baby is on our minds. If
there’s anything new to say about him, the news should begin with a mention of
that baby. Once again the passive voice makes that possible, even though the
baby didn’t do anything: The baby, he says, was given to him by another
shepherd. The shepherd in question is not just newsworthy but also heavy: he is
being singled out with the big, hairy phrase another shepherd from the Laius
household, who had been told to get rid of the child. That’s a lot of verbiage for
a reader to handle while figuring out the syntax of the sentence, but the passive
voice allows it to come at the end, when all of the reader’s other work is done.
Now imagine that an editor mindlessly followed the common advice to avoid
the passive and altered the passage accordingly:
A man arrives from Corinth with the message that Oedipus’s father has died. . . . It emerges that this messenger was
formerly a shepherd on Mount Cithaeron, and that someone gave him a baby. . .. Another shepherd from the Laius
household, he says, whom someone had told to get rid of the child, gave the baby to him.
Active, shmactive! This is what happens when a heavy phrase with new
information is forced into the beginning of a sentence just because it happens to
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The original passage had a third passive—who had been told to get rid of the
child—which the copy editor of my nightmares has also turned into an active:
whom someone had told to get rid of the child. This highlights yet another payoff
of the passive voice: it can unburden memory by shortening the interval between
a filler and a gap. When an item is modified by a relative clause, and its role
inside the clause is the object of the verb, the reader is faced with a long span
between the filler and the gap.“ Look at the tree at the top of the next page,
which has a relative clause in the active voice:
Noun Phrase
APs
Article Noun Clause
a shepherd LN
Noun Phrase Clause
whom YON
Noun Phrase Verb Phrase
someone fo
Verb Verb Phrase
Verb Noun Phrase Verb Phrase
| (object)
"3 to get rid
of the child
You can see a long arrow between the filler whom and the gap after told, which
spans three words and three newly introduced phrases. That’s the material a
reader must hold in mind between the time she encounters whom and the time
she can figure out what the whom is doing. Now look at the second tree, where
the relative clause has been put in the passive. A puny arrow connects the filler
who with a gap right next door, and the reader gets instant gratification: no
sooner does she come across who than she knows what it’s doing.
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Noun Phrase
ANK
Article Noun Clause
a shepherd PN
Noun Phrase Clause
| wr.
Noun Phrase Verb Phrase
(subject) LS
ma Verb Verb Phrase
had Verb Verb Phrase
been Verb Verb Phrase
LN
to get rid
of the child
True, the passive phrase itself is heavier than the active, with four levels of
branching rather than three, but it comes at the end, where there’s nothing else to
keep track of. That’s why well-written prose puts object relative clauses in the
passive voice, and difficult prose keeps them in the active voice, like this:
Among those called to the meeting was Mohamed ElBaradei, the former United Nations diplomat protesters
demanding Mr. Morsi’s ouster have tapped __ as one of their negotiators over a new interim government, Reuters
reported, citing unnamed official sources.
This sentence is encumbered, among other things, by a long stretch between the
filler of the relative clause, the former United Nations diplomat, and the gap
after tapped seven words later. Though the sentence may be beyond salvation,
passivizing the relative clause would be a place to start: the former United
Nations diplomat who has been tapped by protesters demanding Mr. Morsi’s
ouster.
The passive voice is just one of the gadgets that the English language makes
available to rearrange phrases while preserving their semantic roles. Here are a
few others that are handy when the need arises to separate illicit neighbors, to
place old information before new, to put fillers close to their gaps, or to save the
heaviest for last:22
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Basic order:
Oedipus met Laius on the road to Thebes.
Basic order:
The servant left the baby whom Laius had condemned
to die on the mountaintop.
Double-object dative:
Jocasta handed her servant the infant.
Basic construction:
A curse was on the kingdom.
Clause as subject:
That Oedipus would learn the truth was inevitable.
Basic construction:
Oedipus killed Laius.
Basic construction:
Oedipus killed Laius.
Preposing:
On the road to Thebes, Oedipus met Laius.
Postposing:
The servant left on the mountaintop the baby whom
Laius had condemned to die.
Prepositional dative:
Jocasta handed the infant to her servant.
Existential:
There was a curse on the kingdom.
Extraposed clause:
It was inevitable that Oedipus would learn the truth.
Cleft:
It was Oedipus who killed Laius.
It was Laius whom Oedipus killed.
Pseudo-cleft:
What Oedipus did was kill Laius.
The versions on the right are a bit longer, wordier, or more formal than the ones
on the left, and the last four, with their needless words (there, it, what), are often
good candidates for replacement by their snappier near-synonyms. But by now
you can see why they’re sometimes useful: they give the writer additional
freedom in ordering phrases in the tree.
Preposing allows the writer to move a modifying phrase leftward, which can
separate it from a pesky little phrase to which it might otherwise attach itself (as
with the young man who had involuntary seminal emissions if he engaged in
foreplay for several weeks). The next four constructions allow a writer to shift a
phrase rightward when it is too heavy or too newsworthy to be taking up space
in the middle of a sentence. The last two allow a writer an additional lever of
control over what the reader will treat as given and what she will treat as new.
The cleft inverts the usual ordering: the new information is thrust into the
spotlight early, and the given information, which serves as its background,
comes at the end. The pseudo-cleft retains the usual order (given-to-new), but
both kinds of clefting add an important twist: the given information is not old
news, in the sense of having been mentioned earlier in the discussion, but
presupposed: the reader is asked to accept it as true, and is now being informed
what it is true of. It was Oedipus who killed Laius, for example, takes it for
granted that someone killed Laius, the only question being who; the main clause
of the sentence informs us who the who is.
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of verb. Some verbs have a counterpart which narrates the same scenario but fills
its grammatical slots (subject, object, obligue object) with different role-players
(the mover, the thing moved, the source, or the recipient):
Jocasta gave the infant to her servant. The servant received the infant from Jocasta.
She robbed her uncle of a cigar. She stole a cigar from her uncle.
Morris sold a watch to Zak. Zak bought a watch from Morris.
I substituted margarine for the lard. I replaced the lard with margarine.
The vandals fled the police. The police chased the vandals.
The goalie sustained an injury from the onrushing The onrushing forward inflicted an injury on the
forward. goalie.
Like the menu of constructions, the menu of verbs can give a writer several
options on where to place a given, new, light, or heavy phrase. Holding the
crime constant, the verb rob places the ill-gotten gains at the end (She robbed
her uncle of an expensive hand-rolled Cuban cigar), the verb steal places the
victim at the end (She stole a cigar from her greedy lascivious uncle).
Good writers may have no explicit awareness of how these constructions and
verb types work, and they certainly don't know their names. The words and
structures lie waiting in memory, bearing little tags like “here's a way to delay
mentioning a modifier” or “my direct object is the thing being transferred.”
Accomplished wordsmiths identify a need while writing, or spot a problem in a
sentence while revising, and when all goes well the suitable word or construction
pops into mind.
Just below the surface of these inchoate intuitions, I believe, is a tacit
awareness that the writer’s goal is to encode a web of ideas into a string of words
using a tree of phrases. Aspiring wordsmiths would do well to cultivate this
awareness. It can help rid their writing of errors, dead ends, and confusing
passages. And it can take the fear and boredom out of grammar, because it’s
always more inviting to master a system when you have a clear idea of what it is
designed to accomplish.
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Chapter 5
ARCS OF COHERENCE
HOW TO ENSURE THAT READERS WILL GRASP THE TOPIC,
GET THE POINT, KEEP TRACK OF THE PLAYERS, AND SEE
HOW ONE IDEA FOLLOWS FROM ANOTHER
o many things can go wrong in a passage of prose. The writing can be
bloated, self-conscious, academic; these are habits that classic style, which
treats prose as a window onto the world, is designed to break. The passage can
be cryptic, abstruse, arcane; these are symptoms of the curse of knowledge. The
syntax can be defective, convoluted, ambiguous; these are flaws that can be
prevented by an awareness of the treelike nature of a sentence.
This chapter is about yet another thing that can go wrong in writing. Even if
every sentence in a text is crisp, lucid, and well formed, a succession of them can
feel choppy, disjointed, unfocused—in a word, incoherent. Consider this
passage:
The northern United States and Canada are places where herons live and breed. Spending the winter here has its
advantages. Great Blue Herons live and breed in most of the northern United States. It’s an advantage for herons to
avoid the dangers of migration. Herons head south when the cold weather arrives. The earliest herons to arrive on the
breeding grounds have an advantage. The winters are relatively mild in Cape Cod.
The individual sentences are clear enough, and they obviously pertain to a single
topic. But the passage is incomprehensible. By the second sentence we’re
wondering about where here is. The third has us puzzling over whether great
blue herons differ from herons in general, and if they do, whether these herons
live only in the northern United States, unlike the other herons, who live in
Canada as well. The fourth sentence seems to come out of the blue, and the fifth
seems to contradict the fourth. The paragraph is then rounded out with two non
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seguiturs.
Now, I doctored this passage to make it bewilderingly incoherent, just to
dramatize the topic of this chapter. But lesser failures of coherence are among
the commonest flaws in writing. Consider some of the clumsy sentences I fixed
in earlier chapters, repeated here in their improved versions:
The researchers found that in groups with little alcoholism, such as Jews, people actually drink moderate amounts of
alcohol, but few of them drink too much and become alcoholics.
For the third time in a decade, a third-rate Serbian military is brutally targeting civilians, but beating it is hardly worth the
effort; this view is not based on a lack of understanding of what is occurring on the ground.
Even with the syntax repaired, the sentences are difficult to understand, and the
original contexts don’t make them any clearer. The problem is coherence: we
don’t know why one clause follows another. No further tinkering with the syntax
will help. We need a context that leads the reader to understand why the writer
felt the need to assert what she is now asserting:
One might think that the reason some ethnic groups have high rates of alcoholism is that drinking is common in the group.
According to this hypothesis, drinking even moderate amounts of alcohol puts people at risk of drinking too much and
becoming alcoholics. If so, we should find that the groups with the lowest rates of alcoholism are those in which drinking
of any kind is forbidden, such as Mormons or Muslims. But that’s not what the researchers discovered. . . .
Many policy analysts write as if the obvious way to deal with armies that commit human rights violations is to invade
them with our vastly superior military forces. Anyone who opposes a military invasion, they argue, must be ignorant of
the atrocities taking place. But that’s not why I and other statesmen favor a different strategy for ending this crisis. Make
no mistake: ...
Whenever one sentence comes after another, readers need to see a connection
between them. So eager are readers to seek coherence that they will often supply
it when none exists. One category of frequently emailed bloopers consists of
sequences which are amusing not because of problems in syntax but because of
problems in coherence:
Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I Will Not Pass This Way Again,” giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight
will be “Searching for Jesus.”
Dog for sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 2008.
In fact, it’s the hunger for coherence that drives the entire process of
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and now has an understanding of who did what to whom or what is true of what.
Now he must integrate it with the rest of his knowledge, because a factoid
floating around in the brain unlinked to anything else is as useless as a book filed
on a random shelf in a library or a Web site with no links to it. This linking must
be repeated with each sentence in the text. That is how the content of a passage
of text becomes integrated into the reader’s web of knowledge.
This chapter is about the sense of style in passages longer than a sentence—a
paragraph, a blog post, a review, an article, an essay, or a book. Some of the
principles of style that apply within a sentence, such as building an orderly tree
and placing given before new information, apply to extended passages as well.
But as we shall see, coherent discourse also uses devices that differ from the
branching of a tree, and our metaphors must expand accordingly.
At first glance, the organization of a text really does seem like a tree, with
passages of language embedded in still larger passages of language. Several
clauses are joined or embedded in a sentence; several sentences make up a
paragraph; several paragraphs make up a section, several sections a chapter,
several chapters a book. A text with this hierarchical structure is easy for a
reader to assimilate because at any level of granularity, from clauses to chapters,
the passage can be represented in the reader’s mind as a single chunk, and the
reader never has to juggle more than a few chunks at a time as he figures out
how they are related.
To compose a passage with this orderly structure, a writer must organize the
content she hopes to convey into a neat hierarchy. Sometimes she may be lucky
enough to begin with a firm grasp of the hierarchical organization of her
material, but more often she will have an unruly swarm of ideas buzzing in her
head and must get them to settle down into an orderly configuration. The time-
honored solution is to create an outline, which is just a tree lying on its side, its
branches marked by indentations, dashes, bullets, or Roman and Arabic
numerals, rather than by forking line segments. One way to fashion an outline is
to jot your ideas on a page or on index cards more or less at random and then
look for ones that seem to belong together. If you reorder the items with the
clusters of related ideas placed near one another, then arrange the clusters that
seem to belong together in larger clusters, group those into still larger clusters,
and so on, you'll end up with a treelike outline.
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But now you face a major difference between the syntactic tree of a sentence
and the outline tree of atext. When it comes to putting the units into a left-to-
right order, the rules of English syntax leave writers with only a few
possibilities. The object, for example, pretty much has to come after the verb.
But if you're writing an essay on mammals, it's up to you whether to write first
about the rodents, then the primates, then the bats, and so on, or first the
primates, then the felines, then the whales and dolphins, or any of the other
403,291,461,126,605,635,584,000,000 logically possible orderings of the
twenty-six subgroups. The writer’s challenge is to come up with a scheme to
order these units of text—to turn a dangly mobile into a rigid tree.
Often an author will pick an order more or less arbitrarily and use verbal
signposts or numbered headings to guide the reader on his journey through the
text (Part IT Section C Subsection 4 Paragraph b, or Section 2.3.4.2). But in
many genres, numbered headings are not an option, and as we saw in chapter 2,
excessive signposting can bore and confuse a reader. And regardless of how
many headings or signposts you use, it’s always best to lay an intuitive trail
through the territory: a scheme for stringing the units into a natural order that
allows readers to anticipate what they will encounter next. There is no algorithm
for doing this, but let me give you a couple of examples.
I once had the challenge of explaining an unruly literature on the
neurobiology and genetics of language, which embraces a vast range of topics,
including case studies of neurological patients, computer simulations of neural
networks, and neuroimaging of the brain areas that are active during language
processing. The first temptation was to order the studies historically, which is
how textbooks do it, but this would have been an indulgence in professional
narcissism: my readers were interested in the brain, not in the history of the
doctors and professors who study the brain. It dawned on me that a clearer
trajectory through this morass would consist of zooming in from a bird’s-eye
view to increasingly microscopic components. From the highest vantage point
you can make out only the brain’s two big hemispheres, so I began with studies
of split-brain patients and other discoveries that locate language in the left
hemisphere. Zooming in on that hemisphere, one can see a big cleft dividing the
temporal lobe from the rest of the brain, and the territory on the banks of that
cleft repeatedly turns up as crucial for language in clinical studies of stroke
patients and brain scans of intact subjects. Moving in closer, one can distinguish
various regions—Broca’s area, Wernicke”s area, and so on—and the discussion
can turn to the more specific language skills, such as recognizing words and
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from the naked eye to a microscope and peer into models of neural networks.
From there we can crank the microscope one more turn to the level of genes,
which is an opportunity to review studies of dyslexia and other inherited
language disorders. All the research fell into place along a single global-to-local
continuum. I had my ordering.
The ways to order material are as plentiful as the ways to tell a story. On
another occasion I had to review research on English, French, Hebrew, German,
Chinese, Dutch, Hungarian, and Arapesh, a language spoken in New Guinea.
English was the natural starting point, but in what order should I bring up the
others? I suppose I could have reviewed them in terms of how familiar they are
to me or to American readers, or the order in which the studies were done, or
even alphabetically. But instead I marched backwards in time to older and older
(and more and more inclusive) language families: first the languages begotten by
Germanic tribes who lived about 2,000 years ago, including Dutch and German;
then to other Indo-European tribes, such as the Italic people who split from their
Germanic brethren about 3,500 years ago, which brings in French; then to the
Uralic tribes, which probably coexisted with the Indo-Europeans about 7,000
years ago and left us with Hungarian; and so on, back through history and
outward in language families.
There are many other ordering schemes: leading the reader on a trek across a
geographical territory; narrating the travails of a hero who must overcome
obstacles on his way to achieving a goal; mimicking a debate in which the two
sides present their positions, rebut each other, sum up their cases, and await a
verdict; and, sometimes, recounting the history of discovery that culminated in
our current understanding.
Appreciating the treelike nature of a text can also help you understand one of
the few devices available in nontechnical prose to visually mark the structure of
discourse: the paragraph break. Many writing guides provide detailed
instructions on how to build a paragraph. But the instructions are misguided,
because there is no such thing as a paragraph. That is, there is no item in an
outline, no branch of a tree, no unit of discourse that consistently corresponds to
a block of text delimited by a blank line or an indentation. What does exist is the
paragraph break: a visual bookmark that allows the reader to pause, take a
breather, assimilate what he has read, and then find his place again on the page.
Paragraph breaks generally coincide with the divisions between branches in
the discourse tree, that is, cohesive chunks of text. But the same little notch must
be used for divisions between branches of every size, whether it's the end of a
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minor digression, the end of a major summation, or anything in between.
Sometimes a writer should cleave an intimidating block of print with a paragraph
break just to give the reader's eyes a place to alight and rest. Academic writers
often neglect to do this and trowel out massive slabs of visually monotonous
text. Newspaper journalists, mindful of their readers’ attention spans, sometimes
go to the other extreme and dice their text into nanoparagraphs consisting of a
sentence or two apiece. Inexperienced writers tend to be closer to academics
than to journalists and use too few paragraph breaks rather than too many. It’s
always good to show mercy to your readers and periodically let them rest their
weary eyes. Just be sure not to derail them in the middle of a train of thought.
Carve the notch above a sentence that does not elaborate or follow from the one
that came before.
For all the cognitive benefits of hierarchical organization, not all texts have to
be organized into a tree. A skilled writer can interleave multiple story lines, or
deliberately manipulate suspense and surprise, or engage the reader with a chain
of associations, each topic shunting the reader to the next. But no writer can
leave the macroscopic organization of a text to chance.
Whether or not a text is organized to fit into a hierarchical outline, the tree
metaphor goes only so far. No sentence is an island; nor is a paragraph, a
section, or a chapter. All of them contain links to other chunks of text. A
sentence may elaborate, qualify, or generalize the one that came before. A theme
or topic may run through a long stretch of writing. People, places, and ideas may
make repeat appearances, and the reader must keep track of them as they come
and go. These connections, which drape themselves from the limbs of one tree to
the limbs of another, violate the neatly nested, branch-within-branch geometry of
a tree.2 PII call them arcs of coherence.
Like the mass of cables drooping behind a desk, the conceptual connections
from one sentence to another have a tendency to get gnarled up in a big, snaggly
tangle. That’s because the links connected to any idea in our web of knowledge
run upwards, downwards, and sideways to other ideas, often spanning long
distances. Inside the writer’s brain, the links between ideas are kept straight by
the neural code that makes memory and reasoning possible. But out there on the
page, the connections have to be signaled by the lexical and syntactic resources
of the English language. The challenge to the writer is to use those resources so
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Coherence begins with the writer and reader being clear about the topic. The
topic corresponds to the small territory within the vast web of knowledge into
which the incoming sentences should be merged. It may seem obvious that a
writer should begin by laying her topic on the table for the reader to see, but not
all writers do. A writer might think that it’s unsubtle to announce the topic in so
many words, as in “This paper is about hamsters.” Or she herself may discover
her topic only after she has finished laying her ideas on paper, and forget to go
back and revise the opening to let the reader in on her discovery.
A classic experiment by the psychologists John Bransford and Marcia
Johnson shows why it’s essential to let the reader in on the topic early.2 They
asked participants to read and remember the following passage:
The procedure is actually quite simple. First you arrange things into
different groups depending on their makeup. Of course, one pile may be
sufficient depending on how much there is to do. If you have to go
somewhere else due to lack of facilities that is the next step, otherwise
you are pretty well set. It is important not to overdo any particular
endeavor. That is, it is better to do too few things at once than too many.
In the short run this may not seem important, but complications from
doing too many can easily arise. A mistake can be expensive as well. The
manipulation of the appropriate mechanisms should be self-explanatory,
and we need not dwell on it here. At first the whole procedure will seem
complicated. Soon, however, it will become just another facet of life. It is
difficult to foresee any end to the necessity for this task in the immediate
future, but then one never can tell.
Needless to say, the passage made little sense to them, as I expect it made little
sense to you, and they could remember few of the sentences. Another group of
people got the same passage but with a new tidbit slipped into the instructions:
“The paragraph you will hear will be about washing clothes.” The level of recall
doubled. A third group was given the topic after reading the story; it didn’t help
them at all. The moral for a writer is obvious: a reader must know the topic of a
text in order to understand it. As newspaper editors say: Don’t bury the lede
(lede being journalist jargon for “lead,” which might otherwise be misread as the
heavy metal).
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passage about a concrete physical activity in vague and abstract language. But
they also ran a study in which almost every sentence referred to a concrete object
or action:
A newspaper is better than a magazine.
A seashore is a better place than the street.
At first it is better to run than to walk.
You may have to try several times.
It takes some skill but it's easy to learn.
Even young children can enjoy it.
Once successful, complications are minimal.
Birds seldom get too close.
Rain, however, soaks in very fast.
Too many people doing the same thing can also cause problems.
One needs lots of room.
If there are no complications, it can be very peaceful.
A rock will serve as an anchor.
If things break loose from it, however, you will not get a second chance.
Make sense? How about with this clue: “The sentences are about making and
flying a kite.” Stating the topic is necessary because even the most explicit
language can touch on only a few high points of a story. The reader has to fill in
the background—to read between the lines, to connect the dots—and if he
doesn't know which background is applicable, he will be mystified.
Together with the topic of a text, the reader usually needs to know its point.
He needs to know what the author is trying to accomplish as she explores the
topic. Human behavior in general is understandable only once you know the
actor’s goals. When you see someone waving her arms, the first thing you want
to know is whether she is trying to attract attention, shoo away flies, or exercise
her deltoids. That is also true of writing. The reader needs to know whether a
writer is rabbiting on about a topic in order to explain it, convey interesting new
facts about it, advance an argument about it, or use it as an example of an
important generalization. In other words, a writer has to have both something to
talk about (the topic) and something to say (the point).
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it would spoil the suspense. Sometimes they are victims of professional
narcissism and write as if the reader were interested in every blind alley, fool’s
errand, and wild-goose chase they engaged in while exploring the topic. Most
often, they themselves don’t know the point of their essay until they have written
a first draft, and never go back to reshape the essay so that the point is clear at
the beginning. An old cartoon captioned “The PhD thesis” shows a little boy
firing an arrow into the air, seeing where it lands, walking over to it, and
painting a target around that spot. It’s not how science should work, but it’s
sometimes how writing must work.
Some genres, such as the scholarly journal article, force an author to lay out
her point in a summary, an abstract, or a synopsis. Others, such as magazines
and newspapers, help the reader with a tag line (an explanation beneath the
cutesy title) or a pull quote (an illustrative sentence displayed in a box). Some
style guides, such as Joseph Williams’s excellent Style: Toward Clarity and
Grace, provide a formula. Williams advises writers to structure every section as
an “issue” (the topic) followed by a “discussion,” and to state the point of the
text at the end of the issue.
The exact place in which the point of a text is displayed is less important than
the imperative to divulge it somewhere not too far from the beginning. There
are, to be sure, stand-up comedians, shaggy-dog raconteurs, consummate
essayists, and authors of mystery novels who can build up curiosity and suspense
and then resolve it all with a sudden revelation. But everyone else should strive
to inform, not dumbfound, and that means that writers should make it clear to
their readers what they are trying to accomplish.
As a reader works his way through a text, the next challenge is to keep track of
the ideas that run through it and to discern the logical relationship between one
idea and the next. Let’s work through a simple text in which the author makes it
easy.
My model of coherent discourse is the original version of the text that I
doctored for the opening of the chapter. It comes from a weekly feature in a local
tabloid, The Cape Codder, called “Ask the Bird Folks.” The Bird Folks actually
consist of one bird folk, Mike O’Connor, who owns the Bird Watcher’s General
Store in Orleans, Massachusetts. Soon after opening the store O’Connor found
himself fielding so many questions from curious customers that he tried his hand
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at writing a column. In this one, he responded to a reader worried about a heron
which showed up at a bog near her house and was unable to feed because the
bog had frozen over. After reassuring her that herons can survive a few days
without eating, he provides the backstory to this pathetic scene:
Great Blue Herons live and breed just about anywhere in the northern
United States and most of Canada. When the cold weather arrives, the
herons head south. A few come to Cape Cod where the winters usually
aren t too bad. Most of these herons are either inexperienced young birds
or lost adult males too stubborn to ask for directions south. Spending the
winter here has its advantages, and I'm not talking about the free off-
season parking in Provincetown. Herons are able to avoid the dangers of
migration, plus they can be one of the earliest to arrive on the breeding
grounds.
However, there is a risk with staying this far north. Yes, our winters
are often mild and pleasant. Then there is this winter, the winter that never
ends. Snow, ice and cold are not kind to birds and I'd bet many herons
won't be booking a visit to Cape Cod next year.
Herons have one thing in their favor: they are excellent hunters and are
total opportunists. When the fish are frozen out, they’ll eat other things,
including crustaceans, mice, voles and small birds. One hungry heron was
seen chowing down a litter of feral kittens. I know, I know, I too was
upset to read about the herons eating small birds.
Herons also have one odd behavior that is not in their favor. In the
winter they seem to choose and defend a favorite fishing hole. When these
areas become frozen solid, some herons don’t seem to catch on and often
will stand over a frozen stream for days waiting for the fish to return. Boy,
talk about stubborn.
The primary lifeline between an incoming sentence and a reader’s web of
knowledge is the topic. The word “topic” in linguistics actually has two
meanings.2 In this chapter we have been looking at the topic of a discourse or
text, namely the subject matter of a series of connected sentences. In chapter 4
we looked at the topic of a sentence, namely what that sentence is about. In most
English sentences, the topic is the grammatical subject, though it can also be
introduced in a separate phrase, like As for fruit, I prefer blueberries, or
Speaking of ducks, have you heard the one about the man who walked into a bar
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with a duck on his head? In that chapter we saw that in a coherent passage the
topic of the discourse is aligned with the topic of the sentence. Now let's see
how O’Connor uses this principle over an extended discussion.
The topic of the column is obviously “herons in winter”, that's what the
reader asked about. The point of the column is to explain why a heron might
stand over a frozen bog. The topic of the first sentence, namely the subject, is
also the topic of the column: “Great Blue Herons live and breed . . .” Imagine
that it had begun with something like my doctored version, “Canada is a place
where herons live and breed.” It would knock the reader off balance, because he
has no reason at this moment to be thinking about Canada.
As the passage proceeds, O’Connor keeps the herons in subject position.
Here is a list of the subjects in order, with the ones referring to herons in the left
column, the ones referring to something else in the right column, and horizontal
lines separating the paragraphs:
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Great Blue Herons live
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the herons head
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A few come
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Most of these herons are
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Spending the winter here has
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Herons are able to avoid
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there is a risk
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our winters are
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there is this winter
Snow, ice and cold are not kind
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Herons have one thing
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they are excellent hunters
they’ ll eat
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One hungry heron was seen
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I too was upset
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Herons also have
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they seem to choose
some herons don’t seem to catch on
[You] talk about
Putting aside the interjections at the ends of the last two paragraphs, in which the
author addresses the reader directly for humorous effect (I know, I know, I too
was upset and Talk about stubborn), the subjects (and hence the sentence topics)
are remarkably consistent. In the first, third, and fourth paragraphs, every subject
but one consists of herons. The consistent string of sentence topics, all related to
the column topic, forms a satisfying arc of coherence over the passage.
Better still, the herons are not just any old subjects. They are actors who do
things. They migrate, they avoid danger, they hunt, they eat, they stand. That is a
hallmark of classic style, or for that matter any good style. It’s always easier for
a reader to follow a narrative if he can keep his eyes on a protagonist who is
moving the plot forward, rather than on a succession of passively affected
entities or zombified actions.
It’s worth looking at a couple of tricks that allow O’Connor to keep this
unblinking focus on his protagonists. He strategically slips in a passive sentence:
One hungry heron was seen, as opposed to Birdwatchers saw one hungry heron.
Though the heron is merely being observed by an unidentified birdwatcher at
this point in the passage, the passive voice keeps it in the reader’s spotlight of
attention. And O’Connor frequently moves temporal modifiers to the front of the
sentence: When the cold weather arrives; When the fish are frozen out; In the
winter; When these areas become frozen solid. This preposing avoids the
monotony of a long string of similar sentences, even though herons are the
grammatical subjects of every one.
Those temporal modifiers all have something to do with cold weather, and
that is also a deliberate choice. The new information in each sentence is about
how the herons react to cold weather. So in each of these sentences, some aspect
of cold weather (mentioned in the modifier at the beginning) sets the stage for an
announcement of what herons do about it (mentioned in the main clause that
follows). Given always precedes new.
In the second paragraph, cold weather takes its turn on the stage as a topic in
its own right. The transition is orderly. The switch of topic is announced in the
penultimate sentence of the first paragraph (Spending the winter here has its
advantages), and it is maintained consistently in the second, where two of the
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sentences have cold things as their subjects, and the other two have them in
complements to There is, which are like subjects. We have a second arc of
coherence spanning the text, which links all the manifestations of cold weather.
The arc linking the sentences about herons and the arc linking the sentences
about cold weather are two instances of what Williams calls topic strings: they
keep the reader focused on a single topic as he proceeds from sentence to
sentence. Let's turn now to another arc of coherence, which connects the
different appearances of an entity on the reader’s mental stage as they come and
go over the course of a passage.
The noun system of English provides a writer with ways to distinguish
entities the reader is being introduced to for the first time from the entities he
already knows about. This is the major distinction between the indefinite article,
a, and the definite article, the. When a character makes his first appearance on
stage, he is introduced with a. When we are subsequently told about him, we
already know who he is, and he is mentioned with the:
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Jew are sitting in a doctor’s waiting room and each is told he has twenty-four
hours to live. They are asked how they plan to spend their final day. The Englishman says, “I’m going to my club to
smoke my pipe, sip some sherry, and chat with the blokes.” The Frenchman says, “I’m going to call my mistress for a
sumptuous dinner, a bottle of the finest wine, and a night of passionate lovemaking.” The Jew says, “I’m going to see
another doctor.”
A (or an) and the are not the only way that the English language distinguishes
indefinite from definite nouns. Indefinite plurals and mass nouns can be
introduced with the article some (Some mud was on the floor; Some marbles
were on the floor), and they can also appear without an article at all (Mud was on
the floor; Marbles were on the floor). Definiteness can be marked by other th-
words such as this, that, these, and those, or with a genitive noun, as in Claire’s
knee or Jerry’s kids.
The distinction between a first appearance on stage and subsequent
appearances can also be marked by the use of names or indefinite nouns on the
one hand and pronouns on the other. Pronouns such as he, she, they, and it do
more than save keystrokes. They tell the reader, “You’ve already met this guy;
no need to stop and think about a new kid in town.”
Stanley Goldfarb died and his relatives and the congregation gathered for an evening of prayers and mourning. When the
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time came for the mourners to come up and eulogize him, no one stirred. After several minutes, the rabbi was getting
anxious. “Someone must have something nice to say about him,” he implored. More silence. Finally a voice piped up from
the back of the room: “His brother was worse.”
Helping a reader keep track of the entities that make repeated appearances in
a text is a tricky business. Repeating a name or an indefinite noun can confuse
readers by making them think that someone new has walked onto the stage.Z
(Imagine Stanley Goldfarb died and Stanley Goldfarb’s relatives gathered for an
evening of mourning.) On the other hand, if new characters walk into the scene
in the interim, or enough time has passed that the first entrance is a distant
memory, a pronoun or definite noun can leave them wondering who the he or the
man is. Bloopers make the danger plain:
Guilt, vengeance, and bitterness can be emotionally destructive to you and
your children. You must get rid of them.
After Governor Baldwin watched the lion perform, he was taken to Main
Street and fed 25 pounds of raw meat in front of the Cross Keys Theater.
The driver had a narrow escape, as a broken board penetrated his cabin and
just missed his head. This had to be removed before he could be released.
My mother wants to have the dog’s tail operated on again, and if it doesn’t
heal this time, she’ ll have to be put away.
Now let’s go back to the herons and see how O’Connor refers to them. He
introduces them with an indefinite noun phrase: Great Blue Herons live. Now
that they are on stage, he switches to a definite noun phrase: the herons head. At
this point he wants to refer to a subset of those herons, so he introduces just
these ones with the indefinite article: A few come to Cape Cod. He refers to that
subset a second time, and so it’s time to switch back to the definite: Most of
these herons. Then he makes a rare slip: he tells us that herons—indefinite—can
avoid the dangers of migration. Since these are herons he introduced us to a few
sentences ago, the ones who stop in Cape Cod rather than continuing farther
south, I say it should be The herons or These herons.
After the interlude of the paragraph whose topic is winter, which introduces
yet another subset of herons (the hypothetical ones who aren’t booking a return
trip), we need a reset, and so it’s indefinite Herons again; on next mention they
can safely be identified with the pronoun they. The kitten-eating heron is
different from the rest, and he’s introduced with indefinite One hungry heron,
followed by a reference back to the little-bird-eating herons; we’ve already met
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them, so they’re the herons, their identity further pinpointed by a reduced
relative clause [that were] eating small birds.
Pay attention as well to what O’Connor does not do as he repeatedly refers to
the herons. Other than shifting from Great Blue Herons to herons, he doesn’t
strain for new ways of referring to the birds. The herons are herons; they don’t
turn into Ardea herodias, long-legged waders, azure airborne avians, or sapphire
sentinels of the skies. Many style experts warn against the compulsion to name
things with different words when they are mentioned multiple times. Henry
Fowler, author of Modern English Usage (next to Strunk and White, the most
influential style manual of the twentieth century), sarcastically stigmatized the
practice as “elegant variation.” Theodore Bernstein called it monologophobia,
the fear of using the same word twice, and synonymomania, the “compulsion to
call a spade successively a garden implement and an earth-turning tool.”
Newspaper editors sometimes warn their writers that if they obey the opposing
guideline “Don’t use a word twice on one page” they are likely to slip into
journalese, peppering their prose with words that journalists use but that people
never say, such as the nouns blaze, eatery, moniker, vehicle, slaying, and white
stuff (snow), and the verbs pen, quaff, slate, laud, boast (have), and sport (wear).
In fairness to journalists and other synonymomaniacs, there are times when a
writer really does need to avoid repeating words in close succession. Take the
second sentence in the preceding paragraph, in which I switched from herons to
birds. The alternative would have been “Other than shifting from Great Blue
Herons to herons, he doesn’t strain for new ways of referring to the herons.”
That third “herons” is clunky, even confusing, for the same reason that repeating
the name Stanley Goldfarb in the funeral joke would have been confusing. Or
consider the sentence from the Wikipedia entry on Oedipus: The baby, he says,
was given to him by another shepherd from the Laius household, who had been
told to get rid of the child. The entry uses “the child” because a second mention
of “the baby” would not have worked. When a noun is repeated in quick
succession, readers may assume that the second mention refers to a different
individual and fruitlessly scan the stage for him. They do this because the natural
way to refer to an individual a second time is with a pronoun, the word that
signals, “You know who this guy is.” But sometimes a pronoun doesn’t work—
in the Oedipus sentence, get rid of him would have left it unclear who him was
referring to—and in that case a generic definite noun phrase like the child or the
birds can serve as an honorary pronoun.
So which guideline should a writer follow, “Avoid elegant variation” or
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“Don’t use a word twice on one page”? Traditional style guides don’t resolve the
contradiction, but psycholinguistics can help.2 Wording should not be varied
capriciously, because in general people assume that if someone uses two
different words they’re referring to two different things. And as we shall soon
see, wording should never be varied when a writer is comparing or contrasting
two things. But wording should be varied when an entity is referred to multiple
times in quick succession and repeating the name would sound monotonous or
would misleadingly suggest that a new actor had entered the scene.
When wording is varied, only certain variations will be easy for the reader to
track. The second label is acting as a pseudo-pronoun, so it should be pronounish
in two ways. First, it should be more generic than the original noun, applying to
a larger class of entities; that’s why the first of these two sequences (which were
used in an experiment on understanding stories) is easier to understand than the
second:
A bus came roaring around a corner. The vehicle nearly flattened a
pedestrian.
A vehicle came roaring around a corner. The bus nearly flattened a
pedestrian.
Also, the second label should easily call to mind the first one, so that readers
don’t have to rack their brains figuring out who or what the writer is talking
about. A bus is a typical example of a vehicle, so the backward association from
vehicle to bus is effortless. But if the first sentence had been A tank came
roaring around the corner, which refers to an atypical example of a vehicle, a
reader would have had a harder time making the connection. One of the reasons
that O’Connor avoided referring to the herons as birds is that a heron is not a
typical example of a bird, so readers would not have readily thought “heron”
when they saw the word bird. It would be another thing if the column had been
about sparrows.
In chapter 2 I promised to explain what zombie nouns like anticipation and
cancellation (as opposed to anticipate and cancel) are doing in the English
language. The main answer is that they serve the same role as the pronouns,
definite articles, and generic synonyms we have just examined: they allow a
writer to refer to something a second time (in this case a situation or an event
rather than a person or a thing) without tedium or confusing repetition. Suppose
we begin a passage with The governor canceled the convention today. At this
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point it's more coherent to continue it with The cancellation was unexpected
than with It was unexpected that the governor would cancel the convention or
The fact that the governor canceled the convention was unexpected. So zombie
nouns do have their place in the language. The problem with them is that
knowledge-cursed writers use them on first mention because they, the writers,
have already been thinking about the event, so it's old hat to them and is
conveniently summarized by a noun. They forget that their readers are
encountering the event for the first time and need to see it enacted with their own
eyes.
In addition to a consistent thread of sentence topics and an orderly way of
referring to repeated appearances, there is a third arc of coherence spanning
sentences, and that is the logical relationship between one proposition and
another. Let's go back to some examples from the chapter opening. What's so
confusing about this seguence?
It's an advantage for herons to avoid the dangers of migration. Herons head
south when the cold weather arrives.
And what's so funny about these?
The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 2008.
Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I Will Not Pass This Way Again,” giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
In the doctored passage about herons, the second sentence is a non seguitur: we
can't understand why the author is telling us that the birds migrate south just
after saying that herons should avoid the dangers of migration. In the original
passage, the two statements appeared in the opposite order, and the author
connected them with the sentence noting that a few herons come to Cape Cod,
where the winters are not too cold. That sentence lays out two arcs of logical
coherence: Cape Cod is an example of southward migration, and the fact that its
winters are not too cold is an explanation of why some herons end up there.
Readers might still expect herons to choose a warmer destination than Cape Cod
—it may not be as cold as some places, but it’s a lot colder than others—so in
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his next sentence O’Connor acknowledges this violated expectation and supplies
two explanations for the anomaly. One is that some herons (the young and
inexperienced ones) may arrive on Cape Cod by accident. The other is that
wintering at a relatively northern latitude has advantages that make up for the
disadvantage of its coldness. O’Connor then elaborates on this explanation (that
there are compensating advantages) with two specific advantages: it’s safer not
to travel far, and the local herons have first dibs on the breeding grounds come
spring.
Now let’s turn to the bloopers. The psychiatrist who wrote the first blooper
presumably intended his second clause to convey a temporal sequence between
two events: the patient saw the doctor, and since that time she has been
depressed. We interpret it as a cause-and-effect sequence: she saw the doctor,
and that made her depressed. In the second blooper, the problem does not lie in
the relationship between clauses—it’s cause-and-effect in both interpretations—
but in exactly what causes what. In the intended reading, the pleasure is caused
by the singing; in the unintended one, it’s caused by the not-passing-this-way-
again.
Examples, explanations, violated expectations, elaborations, sequences,
causes, and effects are arcs of coherence that pinpoint how one statement
follows from another. They are not so much components of language as
components of reason, identifying the ways in which one idea can lead to
another in our train of thought. You might think there are hundreds or even
thousands of ways in which one thought can lead to another, but in fact the
number is far smaller. David Hume, in his 1748 book, An Enquiry Concerning
Human Understanding, wrote, “There appear to be only three principles of
connections among ideas, namely Resemblance, Contiguity in time or place, and
Cause or Effect.”12 The linguist Andrew Kehler argues that Hume basically got
it right, though he and other linguists have subdivided Hume’s Big Three into
about a dozen more specific kinds of connection. And more to the point for the
language of coherence, they have shown how the connections among ideas are
expressed as connections among sentences. The key linguistic couplers are
connective words like because, so, and but. Let’s take a look at the logic of the
coherence relations and how they’re typically expressed.
In a resemblance relation, a statement makes a claim that overlaps in content
with the one that came before it. The most obvious two are similarity and
contrast:
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Coherence Relation
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Example
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Herons live in the northern United States. Herons live in most of and, similarly, likewise,
Similarity Canada. too
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Herons have one thing in their favor: they are opportunistic hunters. but, in contrast, on
Contrast Herons have one thing not in their favor: they defend a fishing hole even the other hand,
when it is frozen. alternatively
Similarity and contrast link two propositions that are similar in most ways but
different in at least one way. They call the reader’s attention either to the
similarities or to the difference. These relations may be conveyed without even
using a connective word: all the writer has to do is write the statements using
parallel syntax and vary only the words that indicate the difference.
Unfortunately, many writers blow the opportunity and capriciously vary their
wording as they compare two things, a pernicious kind of synonymomania
which flummoxes the reader because he doesn’t know whether the writer is
directing his attention to the difference between the contrasting things or to some
difference between the synonyms. Imagine that O’Connor had written Herons
are opportunistic hunters, but great blues defend a fishing hole even when it’s
frozen. The reader would wonder whether it’s only great blue herons that defend
frozen fishing holes, or all herons.
It’s always surprising to me to see how often scientists thoughtlessly use
synonyms in comparisons, because the cardinal principle of experimental design
is the Rule of One Variable. If you want to see the effects of a putative causal
variable, manipulate that variable alone while holding everything else constant.
(If you want to see whether a drug lowers blood pressure, don’t enroll your
participants in an exercise program at the same time, because if their blood
pressure does go down, you'll never know whether it was the drug or the
exercise.) Parallel syntax is just the Rule of One Variable applied to writing: if
you want readers to appreciate some variable, manipulate the expression of that
variable alone while keeping the rest of the language unchanged. On the left
below are two examples—the first expressing similarity, the second expressing
contrast—in which scientists do in their prose what they would never do in the
lab. On the right are the more rigorously controlled alternatives:
In the ten nations with the largest online populations, non- In the ten nations with the largest online
domestic news sites represent less than 8% of the 50 most populations, non-domestic news sites represent
visited news sites, while in France, 98% of all visits to news less than 8% of the 50 most visited news sites;
sources are directed to domestic sites. in France, the figure is just 2%.
Children’s knowledge of how to use tools could be a result of Children’s knowledge of how to use a tool
experience, but also object affordances defined by shape and could be a result of their experience with the
manipulability may provide cues such that humans do not tool; alternatively, it could be a result of their
require much time experimenting with an object in order to perceiving the tool’s affordances from shape
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discover how it functions. and manipulability cues.
The first sentence, which says that most Internet users go to news sites in
their own country, subverts its attempt to express a resemblance relation in three
ways. It inverts the syntax (news sites represent versus visits to news sources), it
flips the measurement scale (from the percentage of visits to non-domestic sites
to the percentage of visits to domestic sites), and it uses a connective that is
perversely ambiguous. If while is used in a temporal sense (“at the same time”),
it implies similarity; if it is used in a logical sense (“although”), it suggests
contrast. Rereading the passage a few times reveals that the authors meant
similarity.
The second example also trips over its message. It upends the syntax from
one proposition to the other (Children know how to use tools from experience
and Object affordances provide cues [to children about tools]), and it uses the
connective also in a confusing way. Also implies similarity or elaboration
(another resemblance relation, which we’ll get to soon), and the author uses it
here to mean that there are at least two hypotheses for how children know how
to use tools (rather than the single hypothesis that they know from experience).
But he is actually trying to contrast the two hypotheses, so also pulls the reader
in the wrong direction (the author presumably chose it because there is “also”
another hypothesis on the table for scientists to consider). The author seems to
realize the problem as he proceeds, so he tacks on such that to signal that he is
contrasting the two hypotheses after all. But it would have been better to rewrite
the sentence to convey the contrast from the start, using an unambiguous
connective such as alternatively. (Affordance, by the way, is a psychologist’s
term for the aspect of an object’s appearance that suggests what you can do to it,
such as its liftability or its sgueezability.)
Similarity and contrast are not the only resemblance relations. In elaboration,
a single event is first described in a generic way and then in specific detail. Then
there are four relations that fall into two neat pairs, depending on which event
the author wishes to mention first. There’s exemplification (a generalization,
followed by one or more examples) and generalization (one or more examples,
followed by a generalization). And there’s the opposite, exception, which can be
introduced either generalization first or exception first.
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Coherence Relation
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Example
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Typical Connectives
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Herons have one thing in their : (colon), that is, in other words, which is to say, also,
Elaboration favor: they are total opportunists. furthermore, in addition, notice that, which
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for example, for
instance, such as,
including
Herons are total opportunists. When the fish are frozen out, they'11
Exemplification À . : . :
P eat other things, including crustaceans, mice, voles, and small birds.
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oe When the fish are frozen out, herons will eat other things, including in general, more
Generalization i ; ;
crustaceans, mice, voles, and small birds. They are total opportunists. generally
Exception: : , ae however, on the
pron Cape Cod winters are often mild and pleasant. Then there is this
generalization i . other hand, then
first winter, the winter that never ends. here
Exception: This winter seems like it will never end. Nonetheless, Cape Cod nonetheless,
exception first winters are often mild and pleasant. nevertheless, still
The second of Hume's family of relations is contiguity: a before-and-after
seguence, usually with some connection between the two events. Here, too, the
English language gives us the means to mention the events in either order while
holding the meaning constant.
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Coherence Relation
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Example
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Typical Connectives
Seguence: before-and- The cold weather arrives and then the herons head
after south. and, before, then
Seguence: after-and- A after, once, while,
q The herons head south when the cold weather arrives. fi
before when
The language gives writers a second way of controlling the order in which
two events are mentioned. Not only can they choose between before and after,
but they can also choose whether to prepose a temporal modifier or leave it in its
place: After the cold weather arrives, the herons head south versus The herons
head south after the cold weather arrives.
But here the language may be a bit too clever for its own users. Though
English cleanly distinguishes the order in which two things happened in the
world from the order in which they are mentioned in a text, English speakers
tend to be more concrete, and naturally assume that the order in which events are
mentioned is the order in which they took place (as in the old wisecrack They got
married and had a baby, but not in that order). All things being equal, it’s good
for a writer to work with the ongoing newsreel in readers’ minds and describe
events in chronological order: She showered before she ate is easier to
understand than She ate after she showered. For the same reason, After she
showered, she ate is easier than Before she ate, she showered.12 Of course,
things are not always equal. If the spotlight of attention has been lingering on a
later event, and now the writer must introduce an earlier one, the imperative to
mention given before new trumps the imperative to mention early before late.
For example, if you had been staring at the wet footprints leading to the
breakfast table and were seeking an explanation, it would be more helpful to
hear Before Rita ate, she showered than After Rita showered, she ate.
And this brings us to Hume’s third category of connections, cause and effect.
Here again the English language is mathematically elegant and provides the
writer with a neat group of symmetries. She can state the cause first or the effect
first, and the causal force can either make something happen or prevent it from
happening.
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Coherence Relation
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Example
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Typical Connectives
Young herons are inexperienced, so some of them migrate to and, as a result,
Result (cause-effect)
Cape Cod. therefore, so
Explanation (effect- Some herons migrate to Cape Cod, because they are young because, since,
cause) and inexperienced. owing to
: : . but, while,
Violated expectation Herons have a tough time when the ponds freeze over.
i : however,
(preventer-effect) However, they will hunt and eat many other things.
nonetheless, yet
Failed prevention Herons will hunt and eat many things in winter, even though despite, even
(effect-preventer) the ponds are frozen over. though
One other major coherence relation doesn’t easily fit into Hume’s trichotomy,
attribution: so-and-so believes such-and-such. Attribution is typically indicated
by connectives like according to and stated that. It’s important to get it right. In
many written passages it’s unclear whether the author is arguing for a position or
is explaining a position that someone else is arguing for. This is one of the many
problems in Bob Dole’s sentence about intervening in Serbia (page 112).
There are a few other coherence relations, such as anticipations of a reaction
by the reader (yes; I know, I know). There are also gray areas and various ways
to lump and split the relations, which give linguists plenty of things to argue
about.3 But these dozen or so cover most of the territory. A coherent text is one
in which the reader always knows which coherence relation holds between one
sentence and the next. In fact, coherence extends beyond individual sentences
and also applies to entire branches in the discourse tree (in other words, to items
in an essay outline). Several propositions may be interconnected by a set of
coherence relations, and the resulting chunk is in turn connected to others. For
example, the heron chowing down feral kittens was similar to the herons eating
crustaceans, mice, and small birds. The entire set of these meals is now united as
a single block of text which serves as an exemplification of herons eating things
other than fish. And their ability to eat nonfishy meals is, in turn, an elaboration
of their being opportunistic hunters.
Coherence relations among sets of sentences need not be perfectly treelike.
They also drape across long stretches of text. The odd behavior of defending a
frozen fishing hole connects all the way back to the reader’s question at the
beginning of the column. It is an explanation, a cause of the effect she was
asking about.
As a writer bangs out sentences, she needs to ensure that her readers can
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reconstruct the coherence relations she has in mind. The obvious way to do this
is to use the appropriate connectives. The “typical” connectives in the charts,
however, are only typical, and writers can leave them out when the connection is
obvious to the reader. It’s an important choice. Too many connectives can make
it seem as if an author is belaboring the obvious or patronizing the reader, and it
can give prose a pedantic feel. Just imagine the sequence Herons live in the
northern United States; similarly, herons live in most of Canada. Or Herons
have one thing in their favor. . . . In contrast, herons have one thing not in their
favor. Too few connectives, on the other hand, can leave the reader puzzled as to
how one statement follows from the last.
Even more challenging, the optimal number of connectives depends on the
expertise of the reader. Readers who are familiar with the subject matter will
already know a lot about what is similar to what else, what causes what else, and
what tends to accompany what else, and they don’t need to have these
connections spelled out in so many words. They may even get confused if the
writer spells out the obvious ones: they figure that she must have a good reason
to do so and therefore that she must really be making some other claim, one that
isn’t so obvious, which they then waste time trying to discern. In the case of
where herons live, most readers know that the northern United States is
contiguous to Canada and that the two have similar ecosystems, so they don’t
need a similarly. If the author had mentioned less familiar birds and territories—
say, that crested honey buzzards live in Yakutsk and Shenyang—the reader
might appreciate being told whether the territories are similar, which would
imply that the species is adapted to a specific ecosystem, or dissimilar, implying
that it is widespread and flexible.
Figuring out the right level of explicitness for coherence relations is a major
reason that a writer needs to think hard about the state of knowledge of her
readers and show a few of them a draft to see whether she got it right. It’s an
aspect of the art of writing which depends on intuition, experience, and
guesswork, but there is also an overarching guideline. Humans are cursed with
attributing too much of their own knowledge to others (chapter 3), which means
that overall there is a greater danger of prose being confusing because it has too
few connectives than pedantic because it has too many. When in doubt, connect.
If you do indicate a connection, though, do it just once. Prose becomes stuffy
when an insecure writer hammers the reader over the head with redundant
indicators of a connection, as if unsure that one would be enough.
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Perhaps the reason so many people are in the dark is because Perhaps the reason so many people are in the dark
they want it that way. [explanation] is that they want it that way.
There are many biological influences of psychological traits There are many biological influences of
such as cognitive ability, conscientiousness, impulsivity, psychological traits such as cognitive ability,
risk aversion, and the like. [exemplification] conscientiousness, impulsivity, and risk aversion.
We separately measured brainwide
synchronization in local and long-range channel
pairs.
We separately measured brainwide synchronization in local
versus long-range channel pairs. [contrast]
The first redundancy, the reason is because, is widely disliked, because the word
reason already implies that we are dealing with an explanation, and we don’t
need a because to remind us. (Some purists also frown on the reason why, but it
has been used by good writers for centuries and should be no more
exceptionable than the place where or the time when.) Gratuitous redundancy
makes prose difficult not just because readers have to duplicate the effort of
figuring something out, but because they naturally assume that when a writer
says two things she means two things, and fruitlessly search for the nonexistent
second point.
Coherence connectives are the unsung heroes of lucid prose. They aren’t
terribly frequent—most of them occur just a handful of times every 100,000
words—but they are the cement of reasoning and one of the most difficult yet
most important tools of writing to master. A recent analysis of underperforming
high school students showed that many of them, even those who read well, were
stymied by the challenge of writing a coherent passage.!? One student, asked to
write an essay on Alexander the Great, managed to come up with “I think
Alexander the Great was one of the best military leaders,” then turned to her
mother and said, “Well, I got a sentence down. What now?” A failure to
command coherence connectives turned out to be among the skills that most
sharply differentiated the struggling students from their successful peers. When
these students were asked to read Of Mice and Men and complete a sentence
beginning with “Although George,” many were stumped. A few wrote,
“Although George and Lenny were friends.” The teachers introduced a program
that explicitly trained the students to construct coherent arguments, with a focus
on the connections between successive ideas. It was a radical shift from the kind
of assignment that dominates high school writing instruction today, in which
students are asked to write memoirs and personal reflections. The students
showed dramatic improvements in their test scores in several subjects, and many
more of them graduated from high school and applied to college.
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It's no coincidence that we use the word “coherent” to refer both to concrete
passages of text and to abstract lines of reasoning, because the logical relations
that govern them—implication, generalization, counterexample, denial,
causation—are the same. Though the claim that good prose leads to good
thinking is not always true (brilliant thinkers can be clumsy writers, and slick
writers can be glib thinkers), it may be true when it comes to the mastery of
coherence. If you try to repair an incoherent text and find that no placement of
therefores and moreovers and howevers will hold it together, that is a sign that
the underlying argument may be incoherent, too.
Coherence depends on more than mechanical decisions such as keeping the topic
in subject position and choosing appropriate connectives. It depends as well on
impressions that build up in a reader over the course of reading many paragraphs
and that depend on the author’s grasp of the text as a whole.
Let me explain what I mean by sharing my reaction to another passage, this
one much loftier in tone and ambition than “Ask the Bird Folks.” It is the
opening of John Keegan’s 1993 magnum opus, A History of Warfare:
War is not the continuation of policy by other means. The world would be
a simpler place to understand if this dictum of Clausewitz’s were true.
Clausewitz, a Prussian veteran of the Napoleonic wars who used his years
of retirement to compose what was destined to become the most famous
book on war—called On War—ever written, actually wrote that war is the
continuation “of political intercourse” (des politischen Verkehrs) “with
the intermixing of other means” (mit Einmischung anderer Mittel). The
original German expresses a more subtle and complex idea than the
English words in which it is so frequently quoted. In either form,
however, Clausewitz’s thought is incomplete. It implies the existence of
states, of state interests and of rational calculation about how they may be
achieved. Yet war antedates the state, diplomacy and strategy by many
millennia. Warfare is almost as old as man himself, and reaches into the
most secret places of the human heart, places where self dissolves rational
purpose, where pride reigns, where emotion is paramount, where instinct
is king. “Man is a political animal,” said Aristotle. Clausewitz, a child of
Aristotle, went no further than to say that a political animal is a
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warmaking animal. Neither dared confront the thought that man is a
thinking animal in whom the intellect directs the urge to hunt and the
ability to kill.6
Keegan is among the most esteemed military historians who ever lived, and A
History of Warfare was a critically acclaimed bestseller. Several reviews singled
out the quality of his writing for praise. Certainly the mechanics here are sound,
and at first glance, so is the coherence. The topics are war and Clausewitz, and
we have a number of connectives, like however and yet. Nonetheless, I found
this paragraph barely coherent.
The problems begin in the first sentence. Why is a book on warfare starting
out by telling us what war is not? I recognized the dictum from Clausewitz, but it
was hardly uppermost in my mind as I began a book on war, if for no other
reason than that I always found it obscure—an impression confirmed by
Keegan’s equivocating explanation in the third and fourth sentences. If
Clausewitz’s dictum is so subtle, complex, and misunderstood, how is the reader
being enlightened by being told it is false? And if even the people who are
familiar with the dictum don’t know what it means, how could the world be
“simpler” if it were true? For that matter, is the dictum false? Keegan now tells
us that it’s merely “incomplete.” Should he have begun, “War is not just the
continuation of policy by other means”?
OK, I tell myself, I’ll wait for the rest of the explanation. Soon we are told
that war reaches into a place where emotion is paramount, where instinct is king.
But two sentences later we’re told that the instinct to hunt and kill is directed by
the intellect. These can’t both be true: kings don’t take orders, so instinct cannot
be a king and be directed by the intellect. Let’s go with the last thing we were
told and assume it’s the intellect that’s in charge. So what part of this thought did
Clausewitz and Aristotle (and what’s he suddenly doing in this conversation?)
fail to confront: the fact that man is a thinking animal, or the fact that what he
thinks about is how to hunt and kill?
The confusing opening of A History of Warfare provides us with an
opportunity to look at three other contributors to coherence, which are
conspicuous here by their absence: clear and plausible negation, a sense of
proportion, and thematic consistency.
The first problem is Keegan’s maladroit use of negation. Logically speaking,
a sentence with a naysaying word like not, no, neither, nor, or never is just the
mirror image of an affirmative sentence. Saying that the integer 4 is not odd is
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logically the same as saying that it is even. If something is not alive, then it's
dead, and vice versa. But psychologically speaking, a negative statement and an
affirmative statement are fundamentally different.
More than three centuries ago, Baruch Spinoza pointed out that the human
mind cannot suspend disbelief in the truth or falsity of a statement and leave it
hanging in logical limbo awaiting a “true” or “false” tag to be hung on it.t8 To
hear or read a statement is to believe it, at least for a moment. For us to conclude
that something is not the case, we must take the extra cognitive step of pinning
the mental tag “false” on a proposition. Any statement that is untagged is treated
as if it is true. As a result, when we have a lot on our minds, we can get confused
about where the “false” tag belongs, or can forget it entirely. In that case what is
merely mentioned can become true. Richard Nixon did not allay suspicions
about his character when he declared, “I am not a crook,” nor did Bill Clinton
put rumors to rest when he said, “I did not have sexual relations with that
woman.” Experiments have shown that when jurors are told to disregard the
witness’s remarks, they never do, any more than you can follow the instruction
“For the next minute, try not to think about a white bear.”12
The cognitive difference between believing that a proposition is true (which
requires no work beyond understanding it) and believing that it is false (which
requires adding and remembering a mental tag) has enormous implications for a
writer. The most obvious is that a negative statement such as The king is not
dead is harder on the reader than an affirmative one like The king is alive.
Every negation requires mental homework, and when a sentence contains many
of them the reader can be overwhelmed. Even worse, a sentence can have more
negations than you think it does. Not all negation words begin with n; many
have the concept of negation tucked inside them, such as few, little, least,
seldom, though, rarely, instead, doubt, deny, refute, avoid, and ignore. The use
of multiple negations in a sentence (like the ones on the left below) is arduous at
best and bewildering at worst:
According to the latest annual report on
violence, Sub-Saharan Africa for the first time
is not the world’s least peaceful region.
According to the latest annual report on violence, Sub-Saharan
Africa for the first time is not the world’s most violent region.
The experimenters found, though, that the
infants did not respond as predicted to the
appearance of the ball, but instead did not look
significantly longer than they did when the
objects were not swapped.
The experimenters predicted that the infants would look longer
at the ball if it had been swapped with another object than if it
had been there all along. In fact, the infants looked at the balls
the same amount of time in each case.
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The three-judge panel issued a ruling that allows same-sex
The three-judge panel issued a ruling lifting the marriages to take place. There had been a ban on such
stay on a district judge’s injunction to not marriages, and a district judge had issued an injunction not to
enforce the ban on same-sex marriages. enforce it, but a stay had been placed on that injunction. Today
the panel lifted the stay.
As the Duchess in Alice in Wonderland explained, “The moral of that is— Be
what you would seem to be’—or, if you’d like it put more simply—‘ Never
imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that
what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been
would have appeared to them to be otherwise.’”
It’s not just readers who are confused by negations. Writers themselves can
lose track and put too many of them into a word or sentence, making it mean the
opposite of what they intended. The linguist Mark Liberman calls them
misnegations, and points out that “they’re easy to fail to miss”:22
After a couple of days in Surry County, I found myself no less closer to
unraveling the riddle.
No head injury is too trivial to ignore.
It is difficult to underestimate Paul Fussell’s influence.
Patty looked for an extension cord from one of the many still unpacked
boxes.
You'll have to unpeel those shrimp yourself.
Can you help me unloosen this lid?
The difficulty posed by negations has long been noted in style manuals. Dave
Barry’s “Ask Mr. Language Person” satirized their typical advisory:
WRITING TIP FOR PROFESSIONALS: To make your writing more appealing to
the reader, avoid “writing negatively.” Use positive expressions instead.
WRONG: “Do not use this appliance in the bathtub.”
RIGHT: “Go ahead and use this appliance in the bathtub.”
The satire makes a serious point. Like most advice on style that is couched as a
commandment rather than an explanation, the flat directive to avoid negations is
almost useless. As Mr. Language Person implies, sometimes a writer really does
need to express a negation. How long could you go in a day without using the
words no and not? The sarcastic question “What part of ‘No’ don’t you
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understand?” reminds us that negation is perfectly easy for people to handle in
everyday speech. Why should it be so hard in writing?
The answer is that negation is easy to understand when the proposition being
negated is plausible or tempting.22 Compare the negations in these two columns:
A whale is not a fish. A herring is not a mammal.
Barack Obama is not a Muslim. Hillary Clinton is not a Muslim.
Vladimir Nabokov never won a Nobel Prize. Vladimir Nabokov never won an Oscar.
The sentences in the left-hand column all deny a proposition that it would be
reasonable for readers to entertain. A whale looks like a big fish; Obama has
been the subject of rumors about his religion; Nabokov was denied the Nobel
Prize in Literature that many critics thought he deserved. Experiments have
shown that statements like the ones in the left column, which deny a plausible
belief, are easier to understand than statements in the right column, which deny
an implausible belief. The first reaction to reading a sentence on the right is,
“Who would ever have thought it was?” (Or she was? Or he did?) Negative
sentences are easy when the reader already has an affirmative in mind or can
create one on short notice; all he has to do is pin a “false” tag onto it. But
concocting a statement that you have trouble believing in the first place (such as
“A herring is amammal”), and then negating it, requires two bouts of cognitive
heavy lifting rather than one.
And now we see why the opening to A History of Warfare is so puzzling.
Keegan began by denying a proposition that was not particularly compelling to
the reader in the first place (and which became no more compelling upon further
explanation). The same is true for the two baffling sentences I used on page 140,
the ones about moderate drinkers and Serbian intervention. In all these cases, the
reader is apt to think, “Who ever thought it was?” When an author has to negate
something that a reader doesn’t already believe, she has to set it up as a plausible
belief on his mental stage before she knocks it down. Or, to put it more
positively, when a writer wants to negate an unfamiliar proposition, she should
unveil the negation in two stages:
1. You might think...
2. But no.
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Lhat's wnat | did in repairing the sentences on page 141.
The other feature of negation that Keegan mishandled is making the negation
unambiguous, which requires nailing down two things: its scope and its focus. 4
The scope of a logical operator such as not, all, or some consists of the exact
proposition it pertains to. When the Boston—New York train arrives at smaller
stations along the route, the conductor announces, “All doors will not open.” I
momentarily panic, thinking that we’re trapped. Of course what he means is that
not all doors will open. In the intended reading, the negation operator not has
scope over the universally quantified proposition “All doors will open.” The
conductor means, “It is not the case that [all doors will open].” In the unintended
reading, the universal quantifier all has scope over the negated proposition
“Doors will not open.” Claustrophobic passengers hear it as “For all doors, it is
the case that [the door will not open].”
The conductor is not making a grammatical error. It's common in colloquial
English for a logical word like all, not, or only to cling to the left of the verb
even when its scope encompasses a different phrase.2 In the train
announcement, the not has no logical business being next to open; its logical
scope is All doors will open, so it really belongs outside the clause, before All.
But English is more flexible than what a logician would have designed, and the
context generally makes it clear what the speaker means. (No one on the train
but me seemed in any way alarmed.) Similarly, a logician might say that the
song “I Only Have Eyes for You” should be retitled “I Have Eyes for Only
You,” because the singer has more than just eyes, and he uses those eyes for
more than ogling someone; it’s just that when he does ogle someone with those
eyes, it’s you he ogles. Likewise, the logician would argue, You only live once
should be rewritten as You live only once, with only next to the thing it
quantifies, once.
This logician would be unbearably pedantic, but there is a grain of good taste
in the pedantry. Writing is often clearer and more elegant when a writer pushes
an only or a not next to the thing that it quantifies. In 1962 John F. Kennedy
declared, “We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy but because it is
hard.”26 That sounds a lot classier than “We don’t choose to go to the moon
because it is easy but because it is hard.” Not only is it classier; it’s clearer.
Whenever a sentence has a not and a because, and the not remains stuck to the
auxiliary verb, readers may be left in the dark about the scope of the negation
and hence about what the sentence means. Suppose that Kennedy had said, “We
don’t choose to go to the moon because it is easy.” Listeners would not have
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known whether Kennedy was choosing to scuttle the moon program (because it
was too easy) or whether he was choosing to go ahead with the moon program
(but for some reason other than how easy it was). Pushing the not next to the
phrase it negates eliminates the scope ambiguity. Here's a rule: Never write a
sentence of the form “X not Y because Z,” such as Dave is not evil because he
did what he was told. It should be either Dave is not evil, because he did what he
was told, where the comma keeps the because outside the scope of the not, or
Dave is evil not because he did what he was told (but for some other reason),
where the because occurs next to the not, indicating that it is within its scope.
When a negative element has wide scope (that is, when it applies to the whole
clause), it is not literally ambiguous, but it can be maddeningly vague. The
vagueness lies in the focus of the negation—which phrase the writer had in mind
as falsifying the whole sentence. Take the sentence I didn’t see a man in a gray
flannel suit. It could mean:
I didn’t see him; Amy did.
I didn’t see him; you just thought I did.
I didn’t see him; I was looking away.
I didn’t see him; I saw a different man.
I didn’t see a man in a gray suit; it was a woman.
I didn’t see a man in a gray flannel suit; it was brown.
I didn’t see a man in a gray flannel suit; it was polyester.
I didn’t see a man in a gray flannel suit; he was wearing a kilt.
In conversation, we can stress the phrase we wish to deny, and in writing we can
use italics to do the same thing. More often, the context makes it clear which
affirmative statement was plausible in the first place, and hence which one the
writer is going to the trouble of denying. But if the subject matter is unfamiliar
and has many parts, and if the writer doesn’t set the reader up by focusing on
one of those parts as a fact worth taking seriously, the reader may not know what
he should no longer be thinking. That is the problem with Keegan’s puzzling
speculation about the multipart thought that Clausewitz and Aristotle dared not
confront, that man is a thinking animal in whom the intellect directs the urge to
hunt and the ability to kill: were they spooked by the possibility that man thinks,
that he’s an animal, or that he thinks about hunting and killing?
Now let’s give Keegan a chance to explain the thought. He does so in the
book’s second paragraph, which PI use to illustrate, by its absence, another
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principle of coherence—a sense of proportion:
This is not an idea any easier for modern man to confront than it was for a
Prussian officer, born the grandson of a clergyman and raised in the spirit
of the eighteenth-century Enlightenment. For all the effect that Freud,
Jung and Adler have had on our outlook, our moral values remain those of
the great monotheistic religions, which condemn the killing of fellow
souls in all but the most constrained circumstances. Anthropology tells us
and archaeology implies that our uncivilised ancestors could be red in
tooth and claw; psychoanalysis seeks to persuade us that the savage in all
of us lurks not far below the skin. We prefer, none the less, to recognise
human nature as we find it displayed in the everyday behaviour of the
civilised majority in modern life—imperfect, no doubt, but certainly
cooperative and frequently benevolent. Culture to us seems the great
determinant of how human beings conduct themselves; in the relentless
academic debate between “nature and nurture,” it is the “nurture” school
which commands greater support from the bystanders. We are cultural
animals and it is the richness of our culture which allows us to accept our
undoubted potentiality for violence but to believe nevertheless that its
expression is a cultural aberration. History lessons remind us that the
states in which we live, their institutions, even their laws, have come to us
through conflict, often of the most bloodthirsty sort. Our daily diet of
news brings us reports of the shedding of blood, often in regions quite
close to our homelands, in circumstances that deny our conception of
cultural normality altogether. We succeed, all the same, in consigning the
lessons both of history and of reportage to a special and separate category
of “otherness” which invalidate our expectations of how our own world
will be tomorrow and the day after not at all. Our institutions and our
laws, we tell ourselves, have set the human potentiality for violence about
with such restraints that violence in everyday life will be punished as
criminal by our laws, while its use by our institutions of state will take the
particular form of “civilised warfare.”
I think I see what Keegan is getting at—humans have innate impulses toward
violence, yet today we try to deny it—but the momentum of his presentation
pushes in the other direction. Most of this passage says the opposite: that we
couldn’t help but be aware of humanity’s dark side. Keegan loads us up with
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reminders of the dark side, including Freud, Jung, Adler, anthropology,
archaeology, psychoanalysis, the savage in all of us, our undoubted potentiality
for violence, history lessons about conflict, bloodthirsty violence, our daily diet
of news, reports of the shedding of blood, the human potentiality for violence,
and violence in everyday life. The reader starts to think, Who is this “we” who
fail to appreciate them?
The problem here is a lack of balance, of proportionality. An important
principle in composition is that the amount of verbiage one devotes to a point
should not be too far out of line with how central it is to the argument. If a writer
believes that 90 percent of the evidence and argument supports a position, then
something like 90 percent of the discussion should be devoted to the reasons for
believing it. If a reader is spending only 10 percent of his time on why it’s a
good idea, and fully 90 percent on why he might reasonably think it’s a bad idea
—while the writer insists all along that it really is a good idea—then the reader’s
mounting impressions will be at cross-purposes with the author’s intent. The
author then must furiously try to minimize what she has been saying, which only
arouses the reader’s suspicions. Keegan tries to dig himself out from under his
own heap of counterevidence by repeatedly issuing pronouncements about what
an unidentified “we” stubbornly and defensively believe—which only prompts
the reader to think, “Speak for yourself!” The reader gets the feeling that he’s
being bullied rather than persuaded.
Of course, responsible writers have to deal with counterarguments and
counterevidence. But if there are enough of them to merit an extended
discussion, they deserve a section of their own, whose stated point is to examine
the contrary position. A fair-minded examination of the counterevidence can
then occupy as much space as it needs, because its bulk will reflect its
importance within that section. This divide-and-conquer strategy is better than
repeatedly allowing counterexamples to intrude into the main line of an
argument while browbeating readers into looking away.
After a page-long digression on pacifism, Christianity, and the Roman
Empire, Keegan returns to what is wrong with Clausewitz’s dictum and with the
modern understanding of war it captures. The passage will help us appreciate a
third principle of text-wide coherence:
[Clausewitz’s dictum] certainly distinguished sharply between the lawful
bearer of arms and the rebel, the freebooter and the brigand. It
presupposed a high level of military discipline and an awesome degree of
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obedience by subordinates to their lawful superiors. . . . It assumed that
wars had a beginning and an end. What it made no allowance for at all
was war without beginning or end, the endemic warfare of non-state, even
pre-state peoples, in which there was no distinction between lawful and
unlawful bearers of arms, since all males were warriors; a form of warfare
which had prevailed during long periods of human history and which, at
the margins, still encroached on the life of civilised states and was,
indeed, turned to their use through the common practice of recruiting its
practitioners as “irregular” light cavalry and infantrymen. . . . During the
eighteenth century the expansion of such forces—Cossacks, “hunters,”
Highlanders, “borderers,” Hussars—had been one of the most noted
contemporary military developments. Over their habits of loot, pillage,
rape, murder, kidnap, extortion and systematic vandalism their civilised
employers chose to draw a veil.28
This is all quite fascinating, but over the next six pages the paragraphs jump
around between descriptions of the Cossacks’ way of war and still more exegesis
of Clausewitz. Like the “we” of the second paragraph, who supposedly see
plenty of violence while denying its importance, the hapless “Clausewitz”
character in this narrative shows plenty of awareness of the Cossacks’ cruel and
cowardly ways, but, according to Keegan, he still failed to come to grips with
them. Once again the bulk of the verbiage pushes in one direction while the
content of the author’s argument pushes in the other. Keegan concludes the
section:
It is at the cultural level that Clausewitz’s answer to his question, What is
war?, is defective. . .. Clausewitz was a man of his times, a child of the
Enlightenment, a contemporary of the German Romantics, an intellectual,
a practical reformer. .. . Had his mind been furnished with just one extra
intellectual dimension . . . he might have been able to perceive that war
embraces much more than politics: that it is always an expression of
culture, often a determinant of cultural forms, in some societies the culture
itself.22
Now, wait a minute! Didn’t Keegan tell us in the second paragraph that the
problem with Clausewitz and his heirs is that they all put too much stock in
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culture? Didn't he say that it's our culture which allows us to believe that
violence is an aberration, and that the primitive warfare we choose to ignore is a
manifestation of nature, biology, and instinct? Then how can Clausewitz's
problem be that he didn't put enough stock in culture? For that matter, how can
Clausewitz be a product both of the Enlightenment and of the German Romantic
movement, which arose in reaction to the Enlightenment? And while we're at it,
how can his being the grandson of a clergyman, and our moral values being
those of the monotheistic religions, be reconciled with all of us being children of
the Enlightenment, which opposed the monotheistic religions?
To be fair to Keegan, after reading his book I don’t think he is quite as
confused as the first few pages suggest. If you put aside the slaphappy allusions
to grand intellectual movements, you can see that he does have a point, namely
that the disciplined warfare of modern states is a departure from the
opportunistic rapacity of traditional tribes, that traditional warfare has always
been more common, and that it has never gone away. Keegan’s problem is that
he flouts another principle of coherence in writing, the last one we will visit in
this chapter.
Joseph Williams refers to the principle as consistent thematic strings,
thematic consistency for short.22 A writer, after laying out her topic, will
introduce a large number of concepts which explain, enrich, or comment on that
topic. These concepts will center on a number of themes which make repeated
appearances in the discussion. To keep the text coherent, the writer must allow
the reader to keep track of these themes by referring to each in a consistent way
or by explaining their connection. We looked at a version of this principle when
we saw that to help the reader keep track of a single entity across multiple
mentions, a writer should not flip-flop between unnecessary synonyms. Now we
can generalize the principle to sets of related concepts, that is, to themes. The
writer should refer to each theme in a consistent way, one that allows the reader
to know which is which.
Here, then, is the problem. Keegan’s topic is the history of warfare—that part
is clear enough. His themes are the primitive form of warfare and the modern
form of warfare. But he discusses the two themes by traipsing among a set of
concepts that are only loosely related to the theme and to one another, each in a
way that caught Keegan’s eye but that is obscure to the whipsawed reader. With
the benefit of hindsight, we can see that the concepts fall into two loose clusters,
each corresponding to one of Keegan’s themes:
Clausewitz, modern warfare, states, political calculations, Primitive warfare, tribes, clans, irregulars, freebooters,
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strategy, diplomacy, military discipline, “we,” the intellect, brigands, Cossacks, looting and pillaging, instinct, nature,
Aristotle, the pacifist aspect of monotheistic religions, the Freud, the emphasis on instinct in psychoanalysis,
criminal justice system, civilized constraints on warfare, anthropological evidence for violence, archaeological
the intellectualizing aspect of the Enlightenment, the ways evidence for violence, conflict in history, crime in the
in which culture constrains violence news, the ways in which culture encourages violence
We can also reconstruct why each term might have reminded him of some other
term. But it’s better when the common threads are made explicit, because in the
vast private web of a writer’s imagination, anything can be similar to anything
else. Jamaica is like Cuba; both are Caribbean island nations. Cuba is like China;
both are led by regimes that call themselves communist. But a discussion of
“countries like Jamaica and China” which fails to identify their commonality—
being similar in some way to Cuba—is bound to be incoherent.
How might an author have presented these themes in a more coherent way?
In The Remnants of War, the political scientist John Mueller covers the same
territory as Keegan and picks up where Keegan left off. He argues that modern
war is becoming obsolete, leaving primitive, undisciplined warfare as the major
kind of war remaining in the world today. But Mueller’s exposition of the two
themes is a model of coherence:
Broadly speaking, there seem to be two methods for developing combat
forces—for successfully cajoling or coercing collections of men into
engaging in the violent, profane, sacrificial, uncertain, masochistic, and
essentially absurd enterprise known as war. The two methods lead to two
kinds of warfare, and the distinction can be an important one.
Intuitively, it might seem that the easiest (and cheapest) method for
recruiting combatants would be to... enlist those who revel in violence
and routinely seek it out or who regularly employ it to enrich themselves,
or both. We have in civilian life a name for such people—criminals. . . .
Violent conflicts in which people like that dominate can be called criminal
warfare, a form in which combatants are induced to wreak violence
primarily for the fun and material profit they derive from the experience.
Criminal armies seem to arise from a couple of processes. Sometimes
criminals—robbers, brigands, freebooters, highwaymen, hooligans, thugs,
bandits, pirates, gangsters, outlaws—organize or join together in gangs or
bands or mafias. When such organizations become big enough, they can
look and act a lot like full-blown armies.
Or criminal armies can be formed when a ruler needs combatants to
prosecute a war and concludes that the employment or impressment of
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criminals and tnugs is the most sensible and direct metnod tor
accomplishing this. In this case, criminals and thugs essentially act as
mercenaries.
It happens, however, that criminals and thugs tend to be undesirable
warriors. .. . To begin with, they are often difficult to control. They can
be troublemakers: unruly, disobedient, and mutinous, often committing
unauthorized crimes while on (or off) duty that can be detrimental or even
destructive of the military enterprise. ...
Most importantly, criminals can be disinclined to stand and fight when
things become dangerous, and they often simply desert when whim and
opportunity coincide. Ordinary crime, after all, preys on the weak—on
little old ladies rather than on husky athletes—and criminals often make
willing and able executioners of defenseless people. However, if the cops
show up they are given to flight. The motto for the criminal, after all, is
not a variation of “Semper fi,” “All for one and one for all,” “Duty, honor,
country,” “Banzai,” or “Remember Pearl Harbor,” but “Take the money
and run.” ...
These problems with the employment of criminals as combatants have
historically led to efforts to recruit ordinary men as combatants—people
who, unlike criminals and thugs, commit violence at no other time in their
lives....
The result has been the development of disciplined warfare in which
men primarily inflict violence not for fun and profit but because their
training and indoctrination have instilled in them a need to follow orders;
to observe a carefully contrived and tendentious code of honor, to seek
glory and reputation in combat, to love, honor, or fear their officers, to
believe in a cause, to fear the shame, humiliation, or costs of surrender,
Or, in particular, to be loyal to, and to deserve the loyalty of, their fellow
combatants. 24
There’s no mistaking what the themes of Mueller’s discussion are; he tells us
in so many words. One of them he calls criminal warfare, and he then explores it
in five consecutive paragraphs. He starts by reminding us what a criminal is, and
explaining how criminal warfare works. The next two paragraphs elaborate on
each of the ways in which criminal armies may form, and the two after that
explain the two problems that criminal armies pose for their leaders, one
problem per paragraph. These problems naturally lead Mueller to his second
theme discinlined warfare and he exnlains that theme in the twn consecutive
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paragraphs.
The discussion of each theme coheres not just because it is localized in a
string of consecutive paragraphs but because it refers to the theme using a set of
transparently related terms. In one thematic string we have terms like criminals,
criminal warfare, crime, fun, profit, gangs, mafias, thugs, mercenaries,
troublemakers, preys on the weak, executioners, violence, desertion, flight,
whim, opportunity, and run. In the other we have ordinary men, training,
indoctrination, honor, glory, reputation, shame, loyalty, code, and believe in a
cause. We don't have to puzzle over what the words in each cluster have to do
with one another, as we did for Keegan's Clausewitz, culture, states, policy,
Enlightenment, political animal, criminal justice, monotheistic religions,
Aristotle, and so on. The threads that connect them are obvious.
The thematic coherence in Mueller's exposition is a happy conseguence of
his use of classic style, particularly the imperative to show rather than tell. As
soon as we see the thugs preying on little old ladies and fleeing when the cops
show up, we appreciate how an army composed of such men would operate. We
also see how the leader of a modern state would seek a more reliable way to
deploy muscle to advance its interests, namely by developing a well-trained
modern army. We can even understand how, for these modern states, war can
become the continuation of policy by other means.
In all of my previous examples of bad writing I picked on easy marks:
deadline-pressured journalists, stuffy academics, corporate hacks, the occasional
inexperienced student. How could a seasoned author like John Keegan, a man
who shows freguent flashes of writerly flair, serve as a model of incoherent
writing, comparing badly with a guy who sells birdseed on Cape Cod? Part of
the answer is that male readers will put up with a lot in a book called A History
of Warfare. But most of the problem comes from the very expertise that made
Keegan so gualified to write his books. Immersed as he was in the study of war,
he became a victim of professional narcissism, and was apt to confuse the
History of Warfare with the History of a Man in My Field Who Gets Quoted a
Lot about Warfare. And after a lifetime of scholarship he was so laden with
erudition that his ideas came avalanching down faster than he could organize
them.
There is a big difference between a coherent passage of writing and a
flaunting of one's erudition, a running journal of one's thoughts, or a published
version of one's notes. A coherent text is a designed object: an ordered tree of
sections within sections, crisscrossed by arcs that track topics, points, actors, and
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themes, and held together by connectors that tie one proposition to the next. Like
other designed objects, it comes about not by accident but by drafting a
blueprint, attending to details, and maintaining a sense of harmony and balance.
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Chapter 6
TELLING RIGHT FROM WRONG
HOW TO MAKE SENSE OF THE RULES OF CORRECT
GRAMMAR, WORD CHOICE, AND PUNCTUATION
Mm people have strong opinions on the guality of language today. They
write books and articles deploring it, fire off letters to the editor, and call
in to radio talk shows with their criticisms and complaints. I have found that few
of these objections single out clarity or grace or coherence. Their concern is
correct usage—tules of proper English such as these:
e The word less may not be used for countable items, as in the sign over
the supermarket express lane which restricts customers to TEN ITEMS
OR LEss; the sign should read TEN ITEMS OR FEWER.
e A modifier may not contain a dangling participle, such as Lying in bed,
everything seemed so different, where the implicit subject of the
participle lying (J) is different from the subject of the main clause
(everything).
e The verb aggravate does not mean “annoy”; it means “make worse.”
The purists who call out these errors see them as symptomatic of a decline in the
quality of communication and reasoning in our culture today. As one columnist
put it, “I’m concerned about a country that’s not quite sure what it's saying and
doesn’t seem to care.”
It’s not hard to see how these worries arose. There is a kind of writer who
makes issues of usage impossible to ignore. These writers are incurious about
the logic and history of the English language and the ways in which it has been
used by its exemplary stylists. They have a tin ear for its nuances of meaning and
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emphasis. Too lazy to crack open a dictionary, they are led by gut feeling and
intuition rather than attention to careful scholarship. For these writers, language
is not a vehicle for clarity and grace but a way to signal their membership in a
social cligue.
Who are these writers? You might think I’m referring to Twittering teenagers
or Facebooking freshmen. But the writers I have in mind are the purists—also
known as sticklers, pedants, peevers, snobs, snoots, nitpickers, traditionalists,
language police, usage nannies, grammar Nazis, and the Gotcha! Gang. In their
zeal to purify usage and safeguard the language, they have made it difficult to
think clearly about felicity in expression and have muddied the task of
explaining the art of writing.
The goal of this chapter is to allow you to reason your way to avoiding the
major errors of grammar, word choice, and punctuation. In announcing this goal
shortly after making fun of the language police, I might seem to be contradicting
myself. If this is your reaction, you are a victim of the confusion sown by the
sticklers. The idea that there are exactly two approaches to usage—all the
traditional rules must be followed, or else anything goes—is the sticklers’
founding myth. The first step in mastering usage is to understand why the myth
is wrong.
The myth goes like this:
Once upon a time, people cared about using language properly. They
consulted dictionaries to look up correct information about word
meanings and grammatical constructions. The makers of these dictionaries
were Prescriptivists: they prescribed correct usage. Prescriptivists uphold
standards of excellence and a respect for the best of our civilization, and
are a bulwark against relativism, vulgar populism, and the dumbing down
of literate culture.
In the 1960s an opposing school emerged, inspired by academic
linguistics and theories of progressive education. The ringleaders of this
school are Descriptivists: they describe how language actually is used
rather than prescribing how it ought to be used. Descriptivists believe that
the rules of correct usage are nothing more than the secret handshake of
the ruling class, designed to keep the masses in their place. Language is
an organic product of human creativity, say the Descriptivists, and people
should be allowed to write however they please.
The Descriptivists are hypocrites: they adhere to standards of correct
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usage in their own writing but discourage the teacning and dissemination
of those standards to others, thereby denying the possibility of social
advancement to the less privileged.
The Descriptivists had their way with the publication of Webster’s
Third New International Dictionary in 1961, which accepted such errors
as ain’t and irregardless. This created a backlash that led to Prescriptivist
dictionaries such as The American Heritage Dictionary of the English
Language. Ever since then, Prescriptivists and Descriptivists have been
doing battle over whether writers should care about correctness.
What’s wrong with this fairy tale? Pretty much everything. Let’s begin with
the very idea of objective correctness in language.
What does it mean to say that it is incorrect to end a sentence with a
preposition, or to use decimate to mean “destroy most of” rather than “destroy a
tenth of”? After all, these are not logical truths that one could prove like
theorems, nor are they scientific discoveries one could make in the lab. And they
are certainly not the stipulations of some governing body, like the rules of Major
League Baseball. Many people assume that there is such a governing body,
namely the makers of dictionaries, but as chair of the Usage Panel of the
famously prescriptive American Heritage Dictionary (AHD), I am here to tell
you that this assumption is false. When I asked the editor of the dictionary how
he and his colleagues decide what goes into it, he replied, “We pay attention to
the way people use language.”
That’s right: when it comes to correct English, there’s no one in charge; the
lunatics are running the asylum. The editors of a dictionary read a lot, keeping
their eyes open for new words and senses that are used by many writers in many
contexts, and the editors add or change the definitions accordingly. Purists are
often offended when they learn that this is how dictionaries are written. In his
famous 1962 smackdown of Webster’s Third, the literary critic Dwight
Macdonald declared that even if nine-tenths of English speakers were to use a
word incorrectly (say, nauseous meaning “nauseated” rather than “nauseating”),
the remaining tenth would be correct (he did not say by what criterion or on
whose authority), and the dictionaries should back them up. But no
lexicographer could carry out Macdonald’s mandate. A dictionary that instructed
its users to write in a way that guaranteed they would be misunderstood would
be as useless as the Hungarian—English phrasebook in the Monty Python sketch
which translated “Can you direct me to the train station?” as Please fondle my
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buttocks.
At the same time, there is something that is objectively true about usage. We
can all agree that George W. Bush spoke incorrectly when he asked, “Is our
children learning?” —and when he used inebriating to mean “exhilarating,”
referred to the citizens of Greece as “Grecians,” and lamented policies that
“vulcanize” (rather than Balkanize) society. Even Bush, in a self-deprecating
speech, agreed that these were errors.2
So how can we reconcile the conviction that certain usages are wrong with
the absence of any authority that ever decided what was right? The key is to
recognize that the rules of usage are tacit conventions. A convention is an
agreement among the members of a community to abide by a single way of
doing things. There need not be any inherent advantage to which choice is made,
but there is an advantage to everyone making the same choice. Familiar
examples include standardized weights and measures, electrical voltages and
cables, computer file formats, and paper currency.
The conventions of written prose represent a similar standardization.
Countless idioms, word senses, and grammatical constructions have been coined
and circulated by the universe of English speakers. Linguists capture their
regularities in “descriptive rules”—that is, rules that describe how people speak
and understand. Here are a few of them:
e The subject of a tensed verb must be in nominative case, such as J, he,
she, and they.
e The first-person singular form of the verb be is am.
e The verb vulcanize means “to strengthen a material such as rubber by
combining it with sulfur and then applying heat and pressure.”
Many of these rules have become entrenched in a vast community of English
speakers, who respect the rules without ever having to think about them. That’s
why we laugh at Cookie Monster, LOLcats, and George W. Bush.
A subset of these conventions are less widespread and natural, but they have
become accepted by a smaller virtual community of literate speakers for use in
public forums such as government, journalism, literature, business, and
academia. These conventions are “prescriptive rules”—rules that prescribe how
one ought to speak and write in these forums. Unlike the descriptive rules, many
of the prescriptive rules have to be stated explicitly, because they are not second
nature to most writers: the rules may not apply in the spoken vernacular, or they
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may be difficult to implement in complicated sentences which tax the writer’s
memory (chapter 4). Examples include the rules that govern punctuation,
complex forms of agreement, and fine semantic distinctions between uncommon
words like militate and mitigate and credible and credulous.
What this means is that there is no such thing as a “language war” between
Prescriptivists and Descriptivists. The alleged controversy is as bogus as other
catchy dichotomies such as nature versus nurture and America: Love It or Leave
It. It is true that descriptive and prescriptive rules are different kinds of things
and that descriptive and prescriptive grammarians are engaged in different kinds
of activities. But it’s not true that if one kind of grammarian is right then the
other kind of grammarian is wrong.
Once again I can write from authority. I am, among other things, a
descriptive linguist: a card-carrying member of the Linguistic Society of
America who has written many articles and books on how people use their
mother tongue, including words and constructions that are frowned upon by the
purists. But the book you are holding is avowedly prescriptivist: it consists of
several hundred pages in which I am bossing you around. While I am fascinated
by the linguistic exuberance of the vox populi, I'd be the first to argue that
having prescriptive rules is desirable, indeed indispensable, in many arenas of
writing. They can lubricate comprehension, reduce misunderstanding, provide a
stable platform for the development of style and grace, and signal that a writer
has exercised care in crafting a passage.
Once you understand that prescriptive rules are the conventions of a
specialized form of the language, most of the iptivist controversies evaporate.
One of them surrounds the linguist’s defense of nonstandard forms like ain’t,
brang, and can’t get no (the so-called double negative) against the common
accusation that they are products of laziness or illogic (an accusation that easily
mixes with racism or class prejudice). History tells us that the reason that
standard English prefers the alternatives isn’t, brought, and can’t get any is not
that the two versions were ever weighed on their merits and the standard forms
discovered to be superior. No, they are just frozen historical accidents: the
“correct” forms are those that happened to be used in the dialect spoken in the
region around London when written English first became standardized several
centuries ago. If history had unfolded differently, today’s correct forms could
have been incorrect, and vice versa. The London dialect became the standard of
education, government, and business, and it was also the dialect of better-
educated and more affluent speakers throughout the Anglosphere. Double
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negatives, ain’t, and other nonstandard forms soon became stigmatized by their
association with the less prestigious dialects of English used by its poorer and
less educated speakers.
But the claim that there is nothing inherently wrong with ain’t (which is true)
should not be confused with the claim that ain't is one of the conventions of
standard written English (which is obviously false). This distinction is lost on the
purists, who worry that if we point out that people who say ain’t or He be
working or ax a question are not lazy or careless, then we have no grounds for
advising students and writers to avoid them in their prose. So here is an analogy.
In the United Kingdom, everyone drives on the left, and there is nothing
inherently wrong with that convention; it is in no way sinister, gauche, or
socialist. Nonetheless, we have an excellent reason to encourage a person in the
United States to drive on the right. There is a joke about a commuter who’s on
his way to work when he gets a call on his mobile phone from his wife. “Be
careful, honey,” she says. “They just said on the radio that there’s a maniac
driving on the wrong side of the freeway.” “One maniac?” he replies; “There are
thousands of them!”
And not even the supposedly descriptivist dictionaries leave their users in
doubt as to what the standard forms are. The endlessly repeated claim that
Webster’s Third treated ain’t as correct English is a myth.3 It originated in a
press release from the publisher’s marketing department which announced “Ain't
gets official recognition at last.” The dictionary, quite reasonably, contained an
entry in which people could learn about the word, including, of course, the fact
that many speakers disapprove of it. Journalists misinterpreted the press release
as saying that the dictionary listed ain’t without comment.
Another firestorm can be extinguished by recalling that the conventions of
usage are tacit. The rules of standard English are not legislated by a tribunal of
lexicographers but emerge as an implicit consensus within a virtual community
of writers, readers, and editors. That consensus can change over the years in a
process as unplanned and uncontrollable as the vagaries of fashion. No official
ever decided that respectable men and women were permitted to doff their hats
and gloves in the 1960s or to get pierced and tattooed in the 1990s. Nor could
any authority with powers short of Mao Zedong have stopped them. In a similar
manner, centuries of respectable writers have gradually shifted the collective
consensus of what is right and wrong while shrugging off now-forgotten edicts
by self-appointed guardians of the language. The nineteenth-century
prescriptivist Richard White had no luck banning standpoint and washtub, nor
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did his contemporary William Cullen Bryant succeed in outlawing commence,
compete, lengthy, and leniency. And we all know how successful Strunk and
White were in forbidding to personalize, to contact, and six people.
Lexicographers have always understood this. In resigning themselves to the role
of chronicling ever-changing usage, they are acknowledging the wisdom of
Thomas Carlyle’s famous reply to Margaret Fuller’s statement “I accept the
universe”: “Gad! She'd better.”
Although lexicographers have neither the desire nor the power to prevent
linguistic conventions from changing, this does not mean, as purists fear, that
they cannot state the conventions in force at a given time. That is the rationale
behind the American Heritage Dictionary's Usage Panel: two hundred authors,
journalists, editors, scholars, and other public figures whose writing shows that
they choose their words with care. Every year they fill out guestionnaires on
pronunciation, meaning, and usage, and the dictionary reports the results in
usage notes attached to entries for problematic words. The Usage Panel is
intended to be a sample of the virtual community for whom careful writers write.
When it comes to best practices in usage, there is no higher authority.
The powerlessness of dictionaries to enforce the prescriptivists” dream of
preventing linguistic change does not mean that the dictionaries are doomed to
preside over a race to the bottom. Macdonald titled his 1962 review of Webster’s
Third “The String Untuned,” an allusion to the calamitous violation of the
natural order that Ulysses foresaw in Shakespeare’s Troilus and Cressida: “The
bounded waters should lift their bosoms higher than the shores and make a sop
of all this solid globe. Strength should be lord of imbecility and the rude son
should strike his father dead.” As an example of the cataclysm that would result
from Webster’s untuning of the string, Macdonald worried that the dictionaries
of 1988 would list without comment the solecisms mischievious, inviduous, and
nuclear pronounced as “nucular.” Here we are more than a quarter-century after
the prophesied date and more than a half-century after the prediction, and we can
check to see what happened. A peek at the entries for these words in any
dictionary will show that Macdonald was wrong about the inevitable
degeneration of a language that is not policed by lexicographers. And though I
can’t prove it, I suspect that even if the dictionaries had approved mischievious,
inviduous, and “nucular,” the bounded waters would not have lifted their bosoms
higher than the shores, nor would rude sons have struck their fathers dead.
And now we come to the most bogus controversy of all. The fact that many
prescriptive rules are worth keeping does not mean that every pet peeve, bit of
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classroom is worth keeping. As we shall see, many prescriptive rules originated
for screwball reasons, impede clear and graceful prose, and have been flouted by
the best writers for centuries. Phony rules, which proliferate like urban legends
and are just as hard to eradicate, are responsible for vast amounts of ham-fisted
copyediting and smarty-pants one-upmanship. Yet when language scholars try to
debunk the spurious rules, the dichotomizing mindset imagines that they are
trying to abolish all standards of good writing. It is as if anyone who proposed
repealing a stupid law, like the one forbidding interracial marriage, must be a
black-cloaked, bomb-clutching anarchist.
Experts on usage (not to be confused with the purists, who are often
ignoramuses) call these phony rules fetishes, folklore, hobgoblins, superstitions,
shibboleths, or (my favorite) bubbe meises, Yiddish for “grandmothers? tales.”
(Each word has two syllables; the u is pronounced like the vowel sound in
“book,” the ei like that of “mice.”
Linguistic bubbe meises arise from a number of sources. Some of them
originated in the first English writing guides published in the seventeenth and
eighteenth centuries, and have been handed down in an oral tradition ever since.4
In those days Latin was considered the ideal language for the expression of
thought. Guides to English grammar were written as pedagogical steppingstones
to mastery of Latin grammar, and they tried to shoehorn English constructions
into the categories designed for Latin. Many perfectly good English
constructions were stigmatized because they had no counterparts in the language
of Lucretius and Cicero.
Other hobgoblins were the brainchildren of self-proclaimed experts who
cooked up idiosyncratic theories of how language ought to behave, usually with
a puritanical undercurrent in which people’s natural inclinations must be a form
of dissoluteness. According to one of these theories, Greek and Latin forms must
never be combined, so automobile should have been either autokinetikon or
ipsomobile, and bigamy, electrocution, homosexual, and sociology were
abominations (the words, that is). According to another theory, words may never
be derived by back-formation, that is, by extracting a piece of a complex word
and using it on its own, as in the recent verbs commentate, coronate, incent, and
surveil, and the slightly older ones intuit and enthuse. Unfortunately, this theory
would also retroactively outlaw choreograph, diagnose, resurrect, edit, sculpt,
sleepwalk, and hundreds of other verbs that have become completely
unexceptionable.
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Many purists maintain that the only correct sense of a word is the original
one. That's why they insist, for example, that transpire can only mean “become
known,” not “take place” (since it initially meant “release vapor,” from the Latin
spirare, “breathe”), and that decimate can only mean “killing one in ten” (since
it originally described the execution of every tenth soldier in a mutinous Roman
legion). The misconception is so common that it has been given a name: the
etymological fallacy. It can be debunked with a glance at any page of a historical
reference book, such as the Oxford English Dictionary, which will show that
very few words retain their original senses. Deprecate used to mean “ward off
by prayer,” meticulous once meant “timid,” and silly went from “blessed” to
“pious” to “innocent” to “pitiable” to “feeble” to today’s “foolish.” And as Kory
Stamper, an editor at Merriam-Webster, has pointed out, if you insist that
decimate be used only with its original meaning, “kill one in ten,” shouldn’t you
also insist that December be used with its original meaning, “the tenth month in
the calendar”?
The last refuge of the stickler is the claim that proper usages are more logical
than the alternatives. As we shall see, the claim gets it backwards. Many of the
commonest usage errors are the result of writers thinking logically when they
should be mindlessly conforming to convention. Writers who spell lose as loose
(which would make it follow the pattern in choose), who punctuate the
possessive of it as it’s (just as we punctuate the possessive of Pat as Pat’s), or
who use enormity to mean “the quality of being enormous” (just as we use
hilarity to mean the quality of being hilarious) are not being illogical. They are
being too logical, while betraying their lack of familiarity with the conventions
of the printed page. This may be grounds for suspicion by the reader and a prod
to self-improvement for the writer, but it is not a failure of consistency or logic.
And this brings us to the reasons to obey some prescriptive rules (the ones
accepted by good writers, as opposed to the phony ones that good writers have
always ignored). One is to provide grounds for confidence that the writer has a
history of reading edited English and has given it his full attention. Another is to
enforce grammatical consistency: to implement rules, such as agreement, that
everyone respects but that may be hard to keep track of when the sentence gets
complicated (see chapter 4). The use of consistent grammar reassures a reader
that the writer has exercised care in constructing his prose, which in turn
increases her confidence that he has exercised care in the research and thinking
behind the prose. It is also an act of courtesy, because consistent trees are easier
to parse and harder to misunderstand.
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Still another reason to care about usage is to ratify a certain attitude to
language. Careful writers and discerning readers delight in the profusion of
words in the English lexicon, no two of which are exact synonyms. Many words
convey subtle shades of meaning, provide glimpses into the history of the
language, conform to elegant principles of assembly, or enliven prose with
distinctive imagery, sound, and rhythm. Careful writers pick up the nuances of
words by focusing on their makeup and their contexts over the course of tens of
thousands of hours of reading. Their readers” reward consists of partaking in—
and, if they themselves write, helping to preserve—this rich patrimony. When a
not-so-careful writer tries to gussy up his prose with an upmarket word that he
mistakenly thinks is a synonym of a common one, like simplistic for simple or
fulsome for full, his readers are likely to conclude the worst: that he has paid
little attention to what he has read, is affecting an air of sophistication on the
cheap, and is polluting a common resource.
To be sure, the language, to say nothing of all this solid globe, will survive
such lapses. Many preferred senses stand their ground over long stretches of
time despite constant battering by careless writers. There is no lexicographical
version of Gresham’s Law in which the bad meaning of a word always drives
out the good one. The preferred sense of disinterested as “impartial,” for
example, has coexisted for centuries with its frowned-upon sense as “bored.”
This should not be all that surprising, because many words embrace happily
coexisting senses, such as literate, which means both “able to read” and
“familiar with literature,” and religious, which means both “pertaining to
religion” and “obsessively thorough.” The senses are usually sorted out by the
context, so both survive. A language has plenty of room for multiple meanings,
including the ones that good writers hope to preserve.
Still, writers will do themselves a favor, and increase the amount of pleasure
in the world, if they use a word in the senses that are accepted by literate readers.
This raises the guestion of how a careful writer can distinguish a legitimate rule
of usage from a grandmother's tale. The answer is unbelievably simple: look it
up. Consult a modern usage guide or a dictionary with usage notes, such as
Merriam-Webster Unabridged, American Heritage Dictionary, Encarta World
English Dictionary, or Random House Dictionary (the one behind
www.dictionary.com). Many people, particularly sticklers, are under the
impression that every bubbe meise ever loosed on the world by a self-proclaimed
purist will be backed up by the major dictionaries and manuals. In fact, these
reference works, with their careful attention to history, literature, and actual
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usage, are the most adamant debunkers of grammatical nonsense. (This is less
true of style sheets drawn up by newspapers and professional societies, and of
manuals written by amateurs such as critics and journalists, which tend to
mindlessly reproduce the folklore of previous guides.)2
Take the quintessential bogus rule, the prohibition of split infinitives,
according to which Captain Kirk should not have said to boldly go where no man
has gone before, but rather to go boldly or boldly to go. Here’s what you will
find if you look up “split infinitive” in the major guides:
American Heritage Dictionary: “The only rationale for condemning the
construction is based on a false analogy with Latin. . . . In general, the Usage
Panel accepts the split infinitive.”
Merriam-Webster Unabridged online dictionary: “Even though there has
never been a rational basis for objecting to the split infinitive, the subject has
become a fixture of folk belief about grammar. . . . Modern commentators . . .
usually say it’s all right to split an infinitive in the interest of clarity. Since
clarity is the usual reason for splitting, this advice means merely that you can
split them whenever you need to.”
Encarta World English Dictionary: “There is no grammatical basis for
rejecting split infinitives.”
Random House Dictionary: “Nothing in the history of the infinitive in
English . . . supports the so-called rule, and in many sentences. . . the only
natural place for the modifying adverb is between to and the verb.”
Theodore Bernstein, The Careful Writer: “There is nothing wrong with
splitting an infinitive . . . except that eighteenth-and nineteenth-century
grammarians, for one reason or another, frowned on it.”
Joseph Williams, Style: Toward Clarity and Grace: “The split infinitive is
now so common among the very best writers that when we make an effort to
avoid splitting it, we invite notice, whether we intend to or not.”
Roy Copperud, American Usage and Style: The Consensus: “Many writers
believe they will not go to heaven if they split the infinitive. ... After the
folly of [the Latin-based] system of grammar was noted, English was
analyzed on its own terms, and the rule against splitting infinitives went out
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the window. . . . The consensus of seven critics is that infinitives may be split
when splitting makes the sentence read more smoothly and does not cause
awkwardness.”
So split if you need to (as I did in the first line on the preceding page); the
experts have your back.
What follows is a judicious guide to a hundred of the most common issues of
grammar, diction (word choice), and punctuation. These are the ones that
repeatedly turn up in style guides, pet-peeve lists, newspaper language columns,
irate letters to the editor, and inventories of common errors in student papers. I
will use the following criteria to distinguish the legitimate concerns of a careful
writer from the folklore and superstitions: Does the prescriptive rule merely
extend the logic of an intuitive grammatical phenomenon to more complicated
cases, like enforcing agreement in a sentence with a bushy tree? Do careful
writers who inadvertently flout the rule agree, when the breach is pointed out,
that something has gone wrong? Has the rule been respected by the best writers
in the past? Is it respected by careful writers in the present? Is there a consensus
among discerning writers that it conveys an interesting semantic distinction?
And are violations of the rule obvious products of mishearing, careless reading,
or a chintzy attempt to sound highfalutin?
A rule should be blown off, in contrast, if the answer to any of the following
questions is yes. Is the rule based on some crackpot theory, such as that English
should emulate Latin, or that the original meaning of a word is the only correct
one? Is it instantly refuted by the facts of English, such as the decree that nouns
may not be converted into verbs? Did it originate with the pet peeve of a self-
anointed maven? Was it routinely flouted by the great writers of the past? Is it
rejected by the careful writers of the present? Is it based on a misdiagnosis of a
legitimate problem, such as declaring that a construction which is sometimes
ambiguous is always ungrammatical? Do attempts to fix a sentence so that it
obeys the rule only make it clumsier and less clear?
Finally, does the putative rule confuse grammar with formality? Every writer
commands a range of styles that are appropriate to different times and places. A
formal style that is appropriate for the inscription on a genocide memorial will
differ from a casual style that is appropriate for an email to a close friend. Using
an informal style when a formal style is called for results in prose that seems
breezy, chatty, casual, flippant. Using a formal style when an informal style is
called for results in prose that seems stuffy, pompous, affected, haughty. Both
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kinds of mismatch are errors. Many prescriptive guides are oblivious to this
distinction, and mistake informal style for incorrect grammar.
My advice will often shock purists and occasionally puzzle readers who have
always been under the impression that this word meaning or that grammatical
usage is an error. But the advice is thoroughly conventional. It combines data
from the ballots given to the Usage Panel of the American Heritage Dictionary,
the usage notes of several dictionaries and style guides, the erudite historical
analyses in Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary of English Usage, the meta-analysis
in Roy Copperud’s American Usage and Style: The Consensus, and the view
from modern linguistics represented in The Cambridge Grammar of the English
Language and the blog Language Log.® When the experts disagree, or when the
examples are all over the map, I will offer my own best judgment.
I divide the hundred usage issues into points of grammar, the expression of
quantity and quality, word choice, and punctuation.
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GRAMMAR
adjectives and adverbs. Every now and again a language grump complains that
the distinction between adverbs and adjectives is disappearing from English. In
fact, the distinction is alive and well, but it is governed by two subtleties that go
beyond the vague memory that adverbs are words that modify verbs and end in
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The first subtlety is a fact about adverbs: many of them (the ones called flat
adverbs) are identical to their related adjectives. You can drive fast (adverb) or
drive a fast car (adjective); hit the ball hard or hit a hard ball. The list of flat
adverbs differs across dialects: real pretty (as opposed to really pretty) and The
house was shaken up bad (as opposed to badly) are common in nonstandard
dialects of English and have made inroads into casual and folksy speech in the
standard dialect. This crossover is what gave rise to the vague impression that
adverbs are endangered. But the historical trend is in the opposite direction:
adverbs and adjectives are more often distinguished today than they were in the
past. Standard English used to have many flat adverbs that have since been
separated from their adjectival twins, such as monstrous fine (Jonathan Swift),
violent hot (Daniel Defoe), and exceeding good memory (Benjamin Franklin).
When today’s purists reflect on the ones that remain, like those in Drive safe, Go
slow, She sure fooled me, He spelled my name wrong, and The moon is shining
bright, they may hallucinate a grammatical error and promulgate prissy
alternatives such as She surely fooled me and the one in this Bizarro cartoon:
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The second subtlety is a fact about adjectives: they don't just modify nouns,
but can appear as complements to verbs, as in This seems excellent, We found it
boring, and I feel tired. They can also show up as an adjunct to a verb phrase or
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clause, as in She died young and They showed up drunk. Recall from chapter 4
that grammatical categories like adjective are not the same thing as grammatical
functions like modifier and complement. People who confuse the two may think
that the adjectives in these sentences “modify the verb” and hence ought to be
replaced by adverbs. The result is a hypercorrection like I feel terribly (which
really should be I feel terrible). The related expression I feel badly may have
started out in previous generations as a hypercorrected version of I feel bad.
Badly has now become an adjective in its own right, meaning “sorrowful” or
“regretful.” Thankfully, James Brown was never tempted to hypercorrect “I Got
You (I Feel Good)” to “I Got You (I Feel Well).”
A failure to appreciate the multiple functions of adjectives also gave rise to
the false accusation that Apple made a grammatical error in its slogan Think
Different. The company was right not to revise it to Think Differently: the verb
think can take an adjectival complement which refers to the nature of the
thoughts being entertained. That is why Texans think big (not largely) and why
in the musical Funny Face the advertising slogan that set off a lavish production
number was Think Pink, not Think Pinkly.2
To be sure, surveys of typical errors in student papers show that
inexperienced writers really do mix up adjectives and adverbs. The phrase The
kids he careless fathered is just careless, and in The doctor’s wife acts
irresponsible and selfish the writer stretched the ability of act to take an
adjectival complement (as in act calm) further than most readers are willing to
go.2
ain’t. No one needs to be reminded that ain’t is frowned upon. The prohibition
has been drilled into children for so long that they have made it into a jump-rope
rhyme:
Don’t say ain’t or your mother will faint.
Your father will fall in a bucket of paint.
Your sister will cry; your brother will die.
Your dog will call the FBI.
I like this poetic warning of what will happen if you violate a prescriptive
rule better than Dwight Macdonald’s prophecy that the bounded waters will lift
their bosoms higher than the shores and make a sop of all this solid globe. But
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both warnings are overstatements. Despite the taint of ain’t from its origin in
regional and lower-class English, and more than a century of vilification by
schoolteachers, today the word is going strong. It’s not that ain’t is used as a
standard contraction for negated forms of be, have, and do; no writer is that
oblivious. But it does have some widely established places. One is in the lyrics
of popular songs, where it is a crisp and euphonious substitute for the strident
and bisyllabic isn’t, hasn’t, and doesn’t, as in “It Ain’t Necessarily So,” “Ain’t
She Sweet,” and “It Don’t Mean a Thing (If It Ain’t Got That Swing).” Another
is in expressions that are meant to capture homespun truths, like If it ain’t broke
don’t fix it, That ain’t chopped liver, and It ain’t over till it’s over. This use of
ain’t may be found even in relatively formal settings to emphasize that some fact
is so obvious as to be beyond further debate—as if to say, “Anyone with a lick
of sense can see that.” Hilary Putnam, perhaps the most influential analytic
philosopher of the second half of the twentieth century, published a famous
article called “The Meaning of Meaning” in a learned academic volume. At one
point he summed up his argument with “Cut the pie any way you like,
‘meanings’ just ain’t in the head!” As far as I know, his mother did not lose
consciousness.
and, because, but, or, so, also. Many children are taught that it is ungrammatical
to begin a sentence with a conjunction (what I have been calling a coordinator).
Because they sometimes write in fragments. And are shaky about when to use
periods. And when to capitalize. Teachers need a simple way to teach them how
to break sentences, so they tell them that sentences beginning with and and other
conjunctions are ungrammatical.
Whatever the pedagogical merits may be of feeding children misinformation,
it is inappropriate for adults. There is nothing wrong with beginning a sentence
with a coordinator. As we saw in chapter 5, and, but, and so are among the
commonest coherence markers, and they may be used to begin a sentence
whenever the clauses being connected are too long or complicated to fit
comfortably into a single megasentence. I’ve begun about a hundred sentences
with and or but in the book so far, such as “And we all know how successful
Strunk and White were in forbidding to personalize, to contact, and six people,”
which capped off a series of sentences about purists who failed to change the
language.
The coordinator because can also happily sit at the beginning of a sentence.
Most commonly it ends up there when it introduces an explanation that has been
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preposed in front of a main clause, as in Because you're mine, I walk the line.
But it can also kick off a single clause when the clause serves as the answer to a
why-question. The question can be explicit, as in Why can’t I have a pony?
Because I said so. It can also be implicit in a series of related assertions that calls
for a single explanation, which the author then provides, as in Aleksandr
Solzhenitsyn’s reflection on the twentieth-century’s genocidal tyrants:
Macbeth’s self-justifications were feeble—and his conscience devoured
him. Yes, even Iago was a little lamb too. The imagination and the
spiritual strength of Shakespeare’s evildoers stopped short at a dozen
corpses. Because they had no ideology.
between you and I. This commonly heard phrase is often held out as an
excruciating grammatical blunder. I spelled out the reason in chapter 4 when
discussing the example Give Al Gore and I a chance to bring America back.
Rigorous tree-thinking demands that a complicated phrase behave in the same
way as a simpler phrase in the same position. The object of a preposition like
between must be in the accusative case: we say between us or between them, not
between we or between they. Therefore, according to this way of thinking, the
pronouns in a coordination must also be accusative: between you and me. The
phrase between you and I appears to be a hypercorrection, which arose when
speakers who were corrected for Me and Amanda are going to the mall took
away the crude moral that you should always say X and I, never me and X or X
and me.
But the conviction that between you and I is an error needs a second look,
together with the explanation that the phrase is a hypercorrection. When enough
careful writers and speakers fail to do something that a theory of syntax says
they should, it could mean that it’s the theory that’s wrong, not the writers.
A coordination phrase is a strange entity, and the logic of trees that applies
elsewhere in English syntax does not apply to it. Most phrases have a head: a
single word inside the phrase that determines its properties. The phrase the
bridge to the islands has the head bridge, which is a singular noun, so we call the
phrase a noun phrase, interpret it as referring to a kind of bridge, and treat the
phrase as singular—that’s why everyone agrees that one should say The bridge
to the islands is crowded, not are crowded. Not so for a coordination, which is
headless: it cannot be equated with any of its components. In the coordination
the bridge and the causeway, the first noun phrase, the bridge, is singular, and
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the second noun phrase, the causeway, is also singular, but the coordination as a
whole is plural: The bridge and the causeway are crowded, not is crowded.
Perhaps the same is true of case: the case that applies to a whole coordination
phrase is not necessarily the same as the case that applies to its parts. When we
strive to apply tree-thinking as we write, we may furrow our brows and
consciously force the parts to harmonize with the whole. But because
coordination phrases are headless, the harmony is not a requirement of our
intuitive grammar, and few of us can consistently pull it off. Thus even an
assiduous speaker might say Give Al Gore and I a chance or between you and I.
The Cambridge Grammar suggests that in contemporary English many speakers
have settled on a rule that allows a nominative pronoun like I or he after the
coordinator and. And even more of them—the ones who say Me and Amanda
are going to the mall—allow an accusative pronoun before and. It is a natural
preference, because the accusative is the default case in English, occurring in a
motley range of contexts (such as the bare exclamation Me! ?), pretty much
anywhere it is not preempted by the more selective nominative or genitive.
You might think that the standard prescriptive recommendation, with its
ironclad application of tree analysis, is more logical and elegant, and that we
should all just try harder to implement it and thereby make our language more
consistent. But when it comes to coordination, this is an unrealizable dream. Not
only does the grammatical number of a coordination systematically differ from
the number of the nouns inside it, but sometimes the number and person of a
coordination cannot be determined from the tree at all. Which alternative in each
of these pairs of sentences is correct?2
Either Elissa or the twins are sure to be there. Either Elissa or the twins is sure to be there.
Either the twins or Elissa is sure to be there. Either the twins or Elissa are sure to be there.
You mustn’t go unless either I or your father comes You mustn’t go unless either I or your father come
home with you. home with you.
Either your father or I am going to have to come with Either your father or I is going to have to come with
you. you.
No amount of tree-thinking will help you here. Even the style manuals throw up
their hands and suggest that writers just look at the linear order of words in the
string and make the verb agree with the noun phrase closest to it, like the
versions in the left column. Coordination phrases simply don’t follow the logic
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of ordinary headed phrases. Writers are well advised to avoid between you and I,
since it makes many readers bristle, but it is not a heinous error.
can versus may. This cartoon explains a traditional rule about two common
modal auxiliaries:
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At least Mrs. O’Malley didn’t give the standard grown-up’s answer to a child’s
reguest with can: “You can, but the guestion is, may you?” A colleague of mine
recalls that whenever she said, “Daddy, can I ask you a question?” the response
was “You just did, but you may ask me another.”
As the puzzlement of the young man in the cartoon suggests, the traditional
distinction between the meaning of can (capability or possibility) and the
meaning of may (permissibility) is tenuous at best. Even many sticklers don’t
have the courage of their convictions, such as the maven who insisted on the
distinction in one entry in his usage guide but slipped up in another entry and
ruled that a certain verb “can only be followed by for.”- (Gotcha! He should
have written may.) Conversely, may is commonly and innocuously used for
possibility rather than permission, as in It may rain this afternoon.
In formal style we see a slight preference for using may for permission. But
as Mrs. O’Malley suggested, it is only when one is asking (or granting)
permission that may is preferable, not when one is merely talking about it. The
sentence Students can submit their papers anytime Friday might be said by one
student to another, but Students may submit their papers anytime Friday is more
likely to be an announcement of the policy by the professor. Since most prose
neither grants nor requests permission, the distinction is usually moot, and the
two words may (or can) be used more or less interchangeably.
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dangling modifiers. Do you see a problem with the sentences that follow?
Checking into the hotel, it was nice to see a few of my old classmates in the
lobby.
Turning the corner, the view was guite different.
Born and raised in city apartments, it was always a marvel to me.
In order to contain the epidemic, the area was sealed off.
Considering the hour, it is surprising that he arrived at all.
Looking at the subject dispassionately, what evidence is there for this theory?
In order to start the motor, it is essential that the retroflex cam connecting rod
be disengaged.
To summarize, unemployment remains the state’s major economic and social
problem.
According to an old rule about “dangling modifiers,” these sentences are
ungrammatical. (Sometimes the rule is stated as applying to “dangling
participles,” namely the gerund form of a verb ending with —ing or the passive
form typically ending in —ed or —en, but the examples include infinitival
modifiers as well.) The rule decrees that the implied subject of the modifier (the
one doing the checking, turning, and so on) must be identical to the overt subject
of the main clause (it, the view, and so on). Most copy editors would recast the
main clause, supplying it with a subject (underlined) to which the modifier can
be properly fastened:
Checking into the hotel, I was pleased to see a few of my old classmates in
the lobby.
Turning the corner, I saw that the view was quite different.
Born and raised in city apartments, I always found it a marvel.
In order to contain the epidemic, authorities sealed off the area.
Considering the hour, we should be surprised that he arrived at all.
Looking at the subject dispassionately, what evidence do we find for this
theory?
In order to start the motor, one should ensure that the retroflex cam
connecting rod is disengaged.
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To summarize, we see that unemployment remains the state's major
economic and social problem.
Newspaper columns on usage are filled with apologies for “errors” like these,
spotted by ombudsmen or managing editors who have trained themselves to flag
them. Danglers are extremely common, not just in deadline-pressured journalism
but in the works of distinguished authors. Considering how often these forms
turn up in edited prose and how readily they are accepted even by careful
readers, two conclusions are possible: either dangling modifiers are a
particularly insidious grammatical error for which writers must develop sensitive
radar, or they are not grammatical errors at all. (Did you notice the dangler in the
sentence before last?)
The second conclusion is the right one: some dangling modifiers should be
avoided, but they are not grammatical errors. The problem with dangling
modifiers is that their subjects are inherently ambiguous and sometimes a
sentence will inadvertently attract a reader to the wrong choice. Many style
guides reproduce (or contrive) dangling modifiers with unintentionally comical
interpretations, such as these ones from Richard Lederer’s Anguished English:
Having killed a man and served four years in prison, I feel that Tom Joad is
ripe to get into trouble.
Plunging 1,000 feet into the gorge, we saw Yosemite Falls.
As a baboon who grew up wild in the jungle, I realized that Wiki had special
nutritional needs.
Locked in a vault for 50 years, the owner of the jewels has decided to sell
them.
When a small boy, a girl is of little interest.
It’s easy—and wrong—to diagnose the problem as a violation of a
grammatical rule called subject control. Most verbs that take subjectless
complements, such as try in Alice tried to calm down, are governed by an
ironclad rule that forces the overt subject to be identical to the missing subject.
That is, we have to interpret Alice tried to calm down as “Alice tried to get Alice
to calm down,” rather than “Alice tried to get someone to calm down” or “Alice
tried to get everyone to calm down.” But with modifiers there is no such rule.
The missing subject of a modifier is identified with the protagonist whose point
of view we are assuming as we read the sentence, which is often, but need not
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always be, the grammatical subject of the main clause. The problem is not one of
ungrammaticality but of ambiguity, as in the examples we saw in chapter 4. The
jewelry owner who was locked in a vault for fifty years is like the panel on sex
with four professors and the recommendation of the candidate with no
gualifications.
Some so-called danglers are perfectly acceptable. Many participles have
turned into prepositions, such as according, allowing, barring, concerning,
considering, excepting, excluding, failing, following, given, granted, including,
owing, regarding, and respecting, and they don't need subjects at all. Inserting
we find or we see into the main clause to avoid a dangler can make the sentence
stuffy and self-conscious. More generally, a modifier can dangle when its
implied subject is the writer and the reader, as in To summarize and In order to
start the motor in the examples above. And when the subject of the main clause
is the dummy element it or there, the reader glides right over it, and it poses no
danger of attracting a dangler.
The decision of whether to recast a sentence to align its subject with the
subject of a modifier is a matter of judgment, not grammar. A thoughtlessly
placed dangler can confuse the reader or slow her down, and occasionally it can
lure her into a ludicrous interpretation. Also, even if a dangler is in no danger of
being misinterpreted, enough readers have trained themselves to spot danglers
that a writer who leaves it incurs the risk of being judged as slovenly. So in
formal styles it's not a bad idea to keep an eye open for them and to correct the
obtrusive ones.
fused participles (possessives with gerunds). Do you have a problem with the
sentence She approved of Sheila taking the job? Do you insist that it should be
She approved of Sheila's taking the job, in which the gerund (taking) has a
subject (Sheila’s) that is marked with genitive case? Perhaps you think that the
first version, the one with the unmarked subject, is an increasingly common
symptom of grammatical laziness. If so, you are a victim of the spurious rule
about so-called fused participles. (The term was coined by Fowler to suggest that
the participle taking has been illicitly fused with the noun Sheila into the
mongrel Sheila-taking: the theory made little sense, but the term stuck.) In fact,
gerunds with unmarked subjects were the historically earlier form, have long
been used by the language’s best writers, and are perfectly idiomatic. Unfusing a
participle can make a sentence clumsy or pretentious:2
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Any alleged evils of capitalism are simply the result of people's being free to
choose.
The police had no record of my car’s having been towed.
I don't like the delays caused by my computer's being underpowered.
The ladies will pardon my mouth’s being full.
And often it cannot be done at all:
I was annoyed by the people behind me in line’s being served first.
You can’t visit them without Ethel’s pulling out pictures of her
grandchildren.
What she objects to is men’s making more money than women for the same
work.
Imagine a child with an ear infection who cannot get penicillin’s losing his
hearing.
In these cases, dropping the ’s results in a perfectly acceptable sentence: I was
annoyed by the people behind me in line being served first. A substantial
majority of the AHD Usage Panel accept the so-called fused participle, not just
in these complicated sentences but in simple ones like I can understand him not
wanting to go. For sentences that have been repeated verbatim in questionnaires
over the decades, the rate of acceptance has increased over time.
How should a writer choose? Any semantic difference between the
alternatives is elusive, and the choice mainly hinges on style: the genitive subject
(I approve of Sheila’s taking the job) is appropriate in more formal writing, the
unmarked subject (I approve of Sheila taking the job) in informal writing and
speech. The nature of the grammatical subject matters, too. The clumsy
examples above show that long and complicated subjects are best left unmarked,
whereas simpler ones like pronouns work well in the genitive, as in I appreciate
your coming over to help. Some writers sense a subtle distinction in the focus of
attention. When the focus is on the entire event, packaged into a conceptual
whole, the genitive subject seems better: if the fact that Sheila is taking the job
had been mentioned previously, and we were all discussing whether this was a
good thing or a bad thing (not just for Sheila but for the company, her friends,
and her family), I might say I approve of Sheila’s taking the job. But if the focus
is on the subject and her possible courses of action, say, if I was a friend of
Sheila’s and had been advising her whether to stay in school or accept the offer,
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I might say I approve of Sheila taking the job.
if-then. Something is slightly off in these sentences, but what?
If I didn’t have my seat belt on, I’d be dead.
If he didn’t come to America, our team never would have won the
championship.
If only she would have listened to me, this would never have happened.
Many conditional constructions (those with an if and a then) seem bewilderingly
picky about which tenses, moods, and auxiliaries may go into them, particularly
had and would. Fortunately, there is a formula for writing graceful conditionals,
and it becomes clear once you recognize two distinctions.
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The first is that English has two kinds of conditional constructions:
If you leave now, you will get there on time. [an open conditional]
If you left now, you would get there on time. [a remote conditional]
The first is called an open conditional, from the expression “an open possibility.”
It refers to a situation that the writer is uncertain about, and it invites the reader
to draw inferences or make predictions about that situation. Here are a couple of
other examples:
If he is here, he’ll be in the kitchen.
If it rains tomorrow, the picnic will be canceled.
With these conditionals, anything goes: you can use pretty much any tense in the
if and then clauses, depending only on when the relevant events take place or are
discovered.
The second kind is called a remote conditional, from the expression “a
remote possibility.” It refers to a counterfactual, highly improbable, blue-sky, or
make-believe world, one that the writer thinks is unlikely to be true but whose
implications are worth exploring:
If I were a rich man, I wouldn't have to work hard.
If pigs had wings, they would fly.
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Remote conditionals are the finicky ones, though their demands, as we shall see,
are not as arbitrary as they at first seem. The formula is that the if-clause must
have a past-tense verb, and the then-clause must contain would or a similar
auxiliary such as could, should, or might. If we take a typical double-would
conditional (left side) and put the if-clause into the past tense, it instantly sounds
classier:
If only she would have listened to me, this would never If only she had listened to me, this would never
have happened. have happened.
The problem with the left-hand version is that would have does not belong in the
if-clause, only in the then-clause. The job of the conditional would is to explain
what ought to happen in the make-believe world; it does not set up that world, a
task that is reserved for the if-clause and its past-tense verb. By the way, this is
true for counterfactuals in general, not just for ones that are found in if-then
constructions. Doesn’t the right-hand version in this pair sound better?
I wish you would have told me about this sooner. I wish you had told me about this sooner.
Now here’s the rationale behind the formula. When I said that the if-clause
must be in the past tense, I did not mean that it refers to a past time. “Past tense”
is a grammatical term referring to one of the forms an English verb can take,
namely the verb plus —ed, or, in the case of irregular verbs, some variant such as
make-made, sell-sold, or bring-brought. “Past time,” in contrast, is a semantic
concept referring to an event that took place before the moment of speaking or
writing. In English, a past-tense form is typically used to refer to past time, but it
can also be used with a second meaning, factual remoteness. That’s the meaning
it’s expressing in the if-clause. Consider the sentence If you left tomorrow, you’d
save a lot of money. The verb left couldn’t possibly refer to an event in the past:
the sentence says “tomorrow.” But the past-tense form is fine, because it refers
to a hypothetical (factually remote) event.
(By the way, with 99.98 percent of the common verbs in English, the same
verb form, past tense, is used to convey both past time and factual remoteness.
But one verb has a special form to express remoteness: be, which distinguishes If
I was from If I were. We’ll deal with it in the discussion of the subjunctive.)
What about the second half of the conditional, the then-clause, which calls
for the auxiliaries would, could, should, or might? It turns out they are just like
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the verbs in the if-clause: they are in the past tense, with a factual-remoteness
meaning. The d's and the t at the ends of these auxiliaries are a giveaway: would
is just the irregular past-tense form of will, could the past-tense form of can,
should the past-tense form of shall, and might the past-tense form of may. We
can see this in the contrast between open conditionals in the present tense and
their remote conditionals in the past tense:
If you leave now, you can get there on time. If you left now, you could get there on time.
If you leave now, you will get there on time. If you left now, you would get there on time.
If you leave now, you may get there on time. If you left now, you might get there on time.
If you leave now, you shall get there on time. If you left now, you should get there on time.
So the rule for remote conditionals turns out to be simpler than it looks: the if-
clause contains a verb which sets up a hypothetical world, the then-clause
explores what will happen in that world, using a modal auxiliary. Both clauses
use the past tense to express the meaning “factual remoteness.”
There is one more piece to the puzzle of how to write classy conditionals.
Why do they so often contain the verb form had, as in If I hadn't had my seat
belt on, I'd be dead, which sounds better than If I didn’t have my seat belt on, I’d
be dead? The key is that had turns up when the if-clause refers to an event whose
time of occurrence really is the past. Recall that the if-clause in a remote
conditional demands the past tense but has nothing to do with past time. Now
when a writer really does want to refer to a past-time event in a remote
conditional, he needs the past tense of a past-tense form. The past-of-the-past is
called the pluperfect, and it is formed with the auxiliary had, as in I had already
eaten. So whenever the time of the make-believe world of the if-clause is prior to
the time of writing, the clause needs to be in the pluperfect: If you had left
earlier, you would have been on time.
Though the rules are perfectly logical, the conditions are hard to keep track
of. Together with forgetting to use had in a past-time if-clause, writers
sometimes overcompensate by using too many of them, as in If that hadn’t have
happened, he would not be the musician he is today—a hypercorrection
sometimes called the plupluperfect. One instance of have is enough: it should be
If that hadn’t happened.
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like, as, such as. Long ago, in the Mad Men era when cigarettes were advertised
on radio and television, every brand had a slogan. “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”
“Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.” “Come to where the flavor is. Come to
Marlboro Country.” And most infamously, “Winston tastes good, like a cigarette
should.”
The infamy did not come from the fact that the company was using a catchy
jingle to get people addicted to carcinogens. It came from the fact that the jingle
allegedly contained a grammatical error. Like is a preposition, said the accusers,
and may take only a noun phrase object, as in crazy like a fox or like a bat out of
hell. It is not a conjunction (what I have been calling a coordinator) and so may
not be followed by a clause. The New Yorker sneered at the error, Ogden Nash
wrote a poem about it, Walter Cronkite refused to say it on the air, and Strunk
and White declared it illiterate. The slogan, they agreed, should have been
“Winston tastes good, as a cigarette should.” The advertising agency and the
tobacco company were delighted by the unpaid publicity and were only too
happy to confess to the error in the coda, “What do you want, good grammar or
good taste?”
Like many usage controversies, the brouhaha over like a cigarette should is a
product of grammatical ineptitude and historical ignorance. To start with, the
fact that like is a preposition, which typically takes a noun phrase complement,
does not mean that it may not take a clausal complement as well. As we saw in
chapter 4, many prepositions, such as after and before, take either one, so the
question of whether like is a conjunction is a red herring. Even if it is a
preposition, it could very well precede a clause.
More important, the ad’s use of like with a clause was not a recent corruption.
The combination has been in use for six hundred years throughout the English-
speaking world, though with greater frequency in the nineteenth century and in
the United States. It has been used in literary works by dozens of great writers
(including Shakespeare, Dickens, Twain, Wells, and Faulkner) and has flown
beneath the radar of the purists themselves, who have inadvertently used it in
their own style guides. This does not show that purists are only human and
sometimes make errors; it shows that the alleged error is not an error. The R. J.
Reynolds Tobacco Company was confessing to the wrong crime; its slogan was
perfectly grammatical. Writers are free to use either like or as, mindful only that
as is a bit more formal, and that the Winston-tastes-good controversy became
such a bloody shirt in the grammar wars that readers may mistakenly think the
writer has made an error.
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A related superstition, ruthlessly enforced by many copy editors, is that like
may not be used to introduce examples, as in Many technical terms have become
familiar to laypeople, like “cloning” and “DNA.” They would correct it to such
as “cloning” and “DNA.” According to this guideline, like may be used only for
resemblance to an exemplar, as in I'II find someone like you and Poems are
made by fools like me. Few writers consistently follow this bogus rule, including
the mavens who insist on it (one of whom, for example, wrote, “Avoid clipped
forms like bike, prof, doc”). Such as is more formal than like, but both are
legitimate.
possessive antecedents. Ready for another example of pointless purist dudgeon?
Then consider this guestion from a 2002 College Board exam, which asked
students to identify the grammatical error, if there was one, in the following
sentence:
Toni Morrison’s genius enables her to create novels that arise from and express the injustices African Americans have
endured.
The official answer was that the sentence did not contain an error. A high school
teacher complained that it did, because the possessive phrase Toni Morrison’s
cannot serve as the antecedent of the pronoun her. The College Board caved in
to his pressure and retroactively gave credit to all the students who had identified
her as incorrect. On cue, pundits moaned about declining standards.“
But the rule against possessive (more accurately, genitive) antecedents is a
figment of the purists’ misunderstanding. Far from being an established principle
of grammar, the rule seems to have been conjured out of thin air by a usage
maven in the 1960s and has been uncomprehendingly copied by others ever
since. Genitive antecedents have been considered unexceptionable throughout
the history of English, and may be found in Shakespeare, the King James Bible
(“And Joseph’s master took him, and put him into the prison”), Dickens, and
Thackeray, together with Strunk and White (“The writer’s colleagues . . . have
greatly helped him in the preparation of his manuscript”) and one of the irate
pundits himself (“It may be Bush’s utter lack of self-doubt that his detractors
hate most about him”).
Why would anyone think that this perfectly natural construction is
ungrammatical? The rationale stated by one rule-giver was that “there is in fact
no person named for the him to refer to.” Say what? Is there a neurologically
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intact reader anywhere who can't figure out whom the pronoun refers to in Bob's
mother loved him or Stacy’s dog bit her?
The other rationale is that Toni Morrison’s is an adjective, and pronouns must
refer back to nouns. But Toni Morrison’s is not an adjective, like red or
beautiful; it’s a noun phrase in genitive case. (How do we know? Because you
can’t use genitives in clear adjectival contexts like That child seems Lisa’s or
Hand me the red and John’s sweater.) The confusion comes from the vague
impression that the phrase is a “modifier.” But the impression not only confuses
a grammatical category (adjective) with a grammatical function (modifier) but
also gets the function wrong. Toni Morrison’s isn’t functioning as a modifier,
which shades the meaning of genius, but as a determiner, which pins down its
referent, in the same way that an article like the or this would do. (How do we
know? Because a count noun cannot stand on its own—you can’t say Daughter
cooked dinner—and a modifier doesn’t help; Beautiful daughter cooked dinner is
still bad. But add either an article, as in A daughter cooked dinner, or a genitive,
as in Jenny’s daughter cooked dinner, and the sentence is complete. This shows
that genitives have the same function as articles, namely determiner.)
As with any pronoun, a writer can confuse his readers if he fails to make the
antecedent clear, such as in Sophie’s mother thinks she’s fat, where we don’t
know whether it’s Sophie or her mother who is thought to be fat. But that has
nothing to do with the antecedent being in the genitive case; it’s just as much of
a problem in Sophie and her mother think she’s fat.
Though it’s only fair that the students who thought they spotted an error got
credit for their answer (since they may have been miseducated by purists), the ire
of language lovers ought to be directed at the stylistic clumsiness of the
godawful sentence about Toni Morrison, not at a fictitious error in it.
preposition at the end of a sentence. Winston Churchill did not, as legend has
it, reply to an editor who had corrected his prose with “This is pedantry up with
which I will not put.” Nor is that witticism (originally from a 1942 Wall Street
Journal article) a particularly good example of the construction that linguists call
preposition stranding, as in Who did you talk to? or That’s the bridge I walked
across. The particle up is an intransitive preposition and does not require an
object, so even the most pedantic of pedants would have no objection to a phrase
like This is pedantry with which I will not put up.
Though the attribution and the example are spurious, the mockery is
appropriate. As with split infinitives, the prohibition against clause-final
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prepositions is considered a superstition even by the language mavens, and it
persists only among know-it-alls who have never opened a dictionary or style
manual to check. There is nothing, repeat nothing, wrong with Who are you
looking at? or The better to see you with or We are such stuff as dreams are
made on or It’s you she’s thinking of. The pseudo-rule was invented by John
Dryden based on a silly analogy with Latin (where the equivalent to a
preposition is attached to the noun and cannot be separated from it) in an effort
to show that Ben Jonson was an inferior poet. As the linguist Mark Liberman
remarked, “It’s a shame that Jonson had been dead for 35 years at the time, since
he would otherwise have challenged Dryden to a duel, and saved subsequent
generations a lot of grief.”1®
The alternative to stranding a preposition at the end of a clause is allowing it
to accompany a wh-word to the front, a rule that the linguist J. R. (Haj) Ross
dubbed pied-piping, because it reminded him of the way that the Pied Piper lured
the rats out of the village of Hamelin. The standard question rule in English
converts You are seeing what? into What are you seeing? and hence You are
looking at what? into What are you looking at? The pied-piping rule allows the
what to pull the at with it to the front of the sentence, yielding At what are you
looking? The same rule creates relative clauses that begin with a preposition and
a wh-word such as the better with which to see you or It’s you of whom she’s
thinking.
Sometimes it really is better to pied-pipe a preposition to the beginning of a
clause than to strand it at the end. Most obviously, pied-piping sounds better in a
formal style. Abraham Lincoln knew what he was doing at the graves of the
fallen soldiers at Gettysburg when he vowed “increased devotion to that cause
for which they gave the last full measure of devotion,” rather than “increased
devotion to that cause which they gave the last full measure of devotion for.”
Pied-piping is also a good choice when a stranded preposition would get lost in a
hubbub of little grammatical words, such as One of the beliefs which we can be
highly confident in is that other people are conscious. The sentence is easier to
parse when the role of the preposition is settled before we get to that busy
crossroads: One of the beliefs in which we can be highly confident is that other
people are conscious.
A good piece of advice on when to pied-pipe and when to strand comes from
Theodore Bernstein, who invokes the principle emphasized in chapter 4: select
the construction that allows you to end a sentence with a phrase that is heavy or
informative or both. The problem with stranding a preposition is that it can end
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the sentence with a word that is too lightweight to serve as its focal point,
making the sentence sound like “the last sputter of an engine going dead.” As an
example Bernstein cites He felt it offered the best opportunity to do fundamental
research in chemistry, which was what he had taken his Doctor of Philosophy
degree in. By the same principle, a preposition should be stranded at the end of a
sentence when it contributes a crucial bit of information, as in music to read by,
something to guard against, and that's what this tool is for, or when it pins down
the meaning of an idiom, as in It’s nothing to sneeze at, He doesn’t know what
he's talking about, or She's a woman who can be counted on.
predicative nominative. When you come home after a day at the office, do you
call out to your spouse, “Hi, honey, it’s I”? If you do, you are the victim of a
schoolmarm rule that insists that a pronoun serving as the complement of be
must be in nominative case (I, he, she, we, they) rather than accusative case (me,
him, her, us, them). According to this rule, Psalms (120:5), Isaiah (6:5), Jeremiah
(4:31), and Ophelia should have cried out, “Woe is I,” and the cartoon possum
Pogo should have reworded his famous declaration as “We have met the enemy,
and he is we.”
The rule is a product of the usual three confusions: English with Latin,
informal style with incorrect grammar, and syntax with semantics. Though the
referent of the noun phrase after be is the same as that of the subject (enemy =
we), the case of the noun phrase is determined by its position after the verb,
which can always be accusative. (The accusative case is the default in English,
and it can be used anywhere except in the subject of a tensed verb; thus we have
hit me, give me a hand, with me, Who, me?, What, me get a tattoo?, and Molly
will be giving the first lecture, me the second.) Accusative predicates have been
used for centuries by many respected writers (including Pepys, Steele,
Hemingway, and Woolf), and the choice between It is he and It is him is strictly
one of formal versus informal style.
sequence of tenses and other perspective shifts. A common error in student
writing is to shift the tense from a main clause to a subordinate one even when
they refer to the same time period./2
She started panicking and got stressed out because she She started panicking and got stressed out because she
doesn’t have enough money. didn’t have enough money.
The new law requires the public school system to The new law requires the public school system to
abandon any programs that involved bilingual students. abandon any programs that involve bilingual students.
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The incorrect versions on the left make the reader feel like she is being yanked
back and forth along the time line between the moment at which the sentence
was written (present) and the time of the situation being described (past). They
belong to a family of “inappropriate shifts” in which the writer fails to stay put at
a single vantage point but vanishes from one and pops up at another. The reader
can get vertigo when the writer flip-flops within a sentence between persons
(first, second, and third), voices (active and passive), or types of discourse (a
direct guotation of the speaker's exact words, usually set off with guotation
marks, versus an indirect report of the gist, usually set off with that):
Love brings out the joy in people’s hearts and puts a Love brings out the joy in people’s hearts and puts a
glow in your eyes. glow in their eyes.
People express themselves more offensively when People express themselves more offensively when they
their comments are delivered through the Internet deliver their comments through the Internet rather than
rather than personally. personally.
The instructor told us, “Please read the next two The instructor told us that we should read the next two
stories before the next class” and that she might give stories before the next class and that she might give us
us a quiz on them. a quiz on them.
Sticking to a consistent vantage point is the first step in getting the tenses in a
complex story to come out right, but there’s more to it than that. A writer also
has to harmonize the tenses according to a scheme called sequence of tenses,
tense agreement, or backshift. Most readers sense that there is something askew
in the sentences on the left:
But at some point following the shootout and car chase, the But at some point following the shootout and car chase, the
younger brother fled on foot, according to State Police, younger brother fled on foot, according to State Police,
who said Friday night they don’t believe he has access toa who said Friday night they didn’t believe he had access to
car. a Car.
Mark Williams-Thomas, a former detective who Mark Williams-Thomas, a former detective who
amassed much of the evidence against Mr. Savile last amassed much of the evidence against Mr. Savile last
year, said that he is continuing to help the police in year, said that he was continuing to help the police in
coaxing people who might have been victimized years coaxing people who might have been victimized years
ago to come forward.1® ago to come forward.
Security officials said that only some of the gunmen Security officials said that only some of the gunmen
are from the Muslim Brotherhood. were from the Muslim Brotherhood.
In indirect discourse in the past tense (a staple of news reporting), the tense of
a verb often sounds better when it, too, is in the past tense, even though the event
was in the present from the vantage point of the person speaking.'? This is clear
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enough in simple sentences. One would say I mentioned that I was thirsty, not I
mentioned that I am thirsty, even though what I actually mentioned at the time
was “I am thirsty.” Though backshifting usually occurs when someone said
something in the past, it also occurs when a proposition was generally believed
in the past, as in This meant that Amy was taking on too many responsibilities.
At first glance, the conditions that govern sequences of tenses seem daunting.
Bernstein’s The Careful Writer, an informal style manual, takes five pages to
explain fourteen rules, exceptions, and exceptions to the exceptions. Surely not
even the most careful writer has learned them one by one. It’s better to
understand a few principles that govern time, tense, and discourse than to try to
memorize a list of regulations that are tailored to the sequence-of-tense
phenomenon itself.
The first is to remember that past tense is not the same thing as past time.
Recall from the discussion of if-then constructions that the past tense is used not
just for events that took place in the past but for events that are remote
possibilities (as in If you left tomorrow, you’d save a lot of money). We now see
that the past tense has a third meaning in English: a backshifted event in a
sequence of tenses. (Though the meaning of backshifting may seem to be just
past time, there are subtle semantic differences between the two.)2!
The second principle is that backshifting is not mandatory, which means that
violating the sequence-of-tense rules and keeping the reported content in the
present tense is not always an error. Grammarians distinguish the “attracted” or
backshifted sequence, in which the tense of the embedded verb is metaphorically
attracted to the tense of the verb of saying, from the “vivid,” “natural,” or
“breakthrough” sequence, in which the embedded verb metaphorically breaks
out of the story line of its clause and is located in the real time of the writer and
reader. The vivid, nonbackshifted sequence feels more natural when the state
being spoken about is not just true at the time that the speaker was speaking but
true for all time, or at least indubitably true at the time that the writer is writing
and the reader is reading. It would be odd to say The teacher told the class that
water froze at 32 degrees Fahrenheit, which seems to suggest that perhaps it no
longer does; one should violate the backshifting rule here and say The teacher
told the class that water freezes at 32 degrees Fahrenheit. This leaves plenty of
leeway for judgment, depending on whether the writer wishes to emphasize the
continuing truth of some idea that was bruited in the past. The backshifted
Simone de Beauvoir noted that women faced discrimination is neutral as to
whether such discrimination is a persistent feature of our society. Simone de
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Beauvoir noted that women face discrimination takes the more feminist position
that it is.
A third principle is that indirect discourse is not always introduced with an
expression like he said that or she thought that; sometimes it is implicit in the
context. Journalists get tired of repeating he said, and novelists sometimes skip it
by using a technique called free indirect style, in which the narration of the
author incorporates the interior monologue of a protagonist:
According to the Prime Minister, there was no cause for alarm. As long as the country kept its defense up and its alliances
intact, all would be well.
Renee was getting more and more anxious. What could have happened to him? Had he leapt from the tower of Fine
Hall? Was his body being pulled out of Lake Carnegie?
A writer can do the opposite, too, and interrupt his narration of an indirect
discourse with an aside directed to the reader, which breaks out of the
backshifted tense and into the present:
Mayor Menino said the Turnpike Authority, which is responsible for the maintenance of the tunnel, had set up a
committee to investigate the accident.
The final key to using sequences of tenses should be familiar from our
discussion of if and then. The past-tense forms of can, will, and may are could,
would, and might, and these are the forms to use in backshifting:
Amy can play the bassoon. Amy said that she could play the bassoon.
Paul will leave on Tuesday. Paul said that he would leave on Tuesday.
The Liberals may try to form a coalition Sonia said that the Liberals might try to form a coalition
government. government.
And the past tense of a past tense (the pluperfect) uses the auxiliary had, so
when the backshifted verb refers to a past time, had is summoned into action:
He wrote it himself. He said that he had written it himself.
It’s not obligatory, though; writers often simplify things by using the simple past
tense in both places (He said that he wrote it himself), which (for complicated
reasons) is technically consistent with the semantics of backshifting.
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shall and will. According to another old rule, when speaking about an event in
the future one must use shall in the first person (J shall, we shall) but will in the
second and third person (you will, he will, she will, they will). But when
expressing determination or permission, it’s the other way around. Thus Lillian
Hellman, when she defied the House Un-American Activities Committee in
1952, properly declared I will not cut my conscience to fit this year’s fashions.
Had her comrades been speaking on her behalf, they would have said She shall
not cut her conscience to fit this year’s fashions.
The rule is suspiciously complicated for something as basic to everyday
expression as future time, and it turns out not to be a rule at all. The authors of
Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary of English Usage, having surveyed the uses of
the two forms over six hundred years, conclude, “The traditional rules about
shall and will do not appear to have described real usage of these words
precisely at any time, although there is no question that they do describe the
usage of some people some of the time and that they are more applicable in
England than elsewhere.”
Even with some Englishmen some of the time, it can be hard to distinguish
future time in the first person from determination in the first person because of
the metaphysical peculiarity of future time: no one knows what the future will
bring, but we can choose to try to affect it.24 When Churchill said, “We shall
fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, . . . we shall never
surrender,” was he fiercely proclaiming the determination of the British people,
or was he calmly prophesying a future that was certain because of the
determination of the British people?
With everyone else—the Scots, Irish, Americans, and Canadians (other than
those with traditional English schooling)—the rule about shall and will never
applied. In his manual Plain Words, Ernest Gowers wrote, “The story is a very
old one of the drowning Scot who was misunderstood by English onlookers and
left to his fate because he cried, ‘I will drown and nobody shall save me!’”
Outside England (and for a growing number of speakers there as well), shall
sounds prissy as an expression of future tense: no one says I shall pick up the
toilet paper at Walmart this afternoon. And when shall is used at all, particularly
in the first person, it tends to defy the rule and convey non-future senses such as
permission (Shall we dance?) and determination (as in General Douglas
MacArthur’s famous declaration “I shall return” and the civil rights anthem “We
Shall Overcome”). As Copperud wrote, “Shall, then, seems well on the way to
extinction, much like the hapless Scot.”
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split infinitives. Most mythical usage rules are merely harmless. The prohibition
of split infinitives (as in Are you sure you want to permanently delete all the
items and subfolders in the “Deleted Items” folder?) and the even more
sweeping prohibition of “split verbs” (as in I will always love you and I would
never have guessed) is downright pernicious. Good writers who have been
brainwashed into unsplitting their infinitives can come out with monstrosities
such as these:
Hobbes concluded that the only way out of the mess is for everyone permanently to surrender to an authoritarian ruler.
David Rockefeller, a member of the Harvard College Class of 1936 and longtime University benefactor, has pledged
$100 million to increase dramatically learning opportunities for Harvard undergraduates through international
experiences and participation in the arts.22
The split-verb superstition can even lead to a crisis of governance. During the
2009 presidential inauguration, Chief Justice John Roberts, a famous stickler for
grammar, could not bring himself to have Barack Obama “solemnly swear that I
will faithfully execute the office of president of the United States.” Abandoning
his strict constructionism, Roberts unilaterally amended the Constitution and had
Obama “solemnly swear that I will execute the office of president to the United
States faithfully.” The garbled oath raised fears about whether the transfer of
power had been legitimate, and so they repeated the oath verbatim, split verb and
all, in a private meeting later that afternoon.
The very terms “split infinitive” and “split verb” are based on a thick-witted
analogy to Latin, in which it is impossible to split a verb because it consists of a
single word, such as amare, “to love.” But in English, the so-called infinitive to
write consists of two words, not one: the subordinator to and the plain form of
the verb write, which can also appear without to in constructions such as She
helped him pack and You must be brave.2 Similarly, the allegedly unsplittable
verb will execute is not a verb at all but two verbs, the auxiliary verb will and the
main verb execute.
There is not the slightest reason to interdict an adverb from the position
before the main verb, and great writers in English have placed it there for
centuries.24 Indeed, the spot in front of the main verb is often the most natural
resting place for an adverb. Sometimes it is the only resting place, particularly
when the modifier is a negation or quantifier such as not or more than. (Recall
from chapter 5 that the placement of not affects its logical scope and thus the
meaning of the sentence.) In each of the examples below, unsplitting the
infinitive either changes the sense or leads to garble:
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The policy of the Army at that time was to not send The policy of the Army at that time was not to send
women into combat roles.25 women into combat roles.
I’m moving to France to not get fat [caption of a New
I’m moving to France not to get fat.
Yorker cartoon).2£ 8
Profits are expected to more than double next year. 22 Profits are expected more than to double next year.
More generally, the preverbal position is the only one in which the adverb
unambiguously modifies the verb. In a sentence in which the author may have
taken pains to unsplit an infinitive, such as The board voted immediately to
approve the casino, the reader has to wonder whether it was the vote that was
immediate, or the approval. With the infinitive left unsplit—The board voted to
immediately approve the casino—it can only be the approval.
This does not mean that infinitives should always be split. When the
adverbial modifier is long and heavy, or when it contains the most important
information in a sentence, it should be moved to the end, just like any other
heavy or newsworthy phrase:
Flynn wanted to more definitively identify the source of Flynn wanted to identify the source of the rising IQ scores
the rising IQ scores. more definitively.
Scholars today are confronted with the problem of how Scholars today are confronted with the problem of how
to non-arbitrarily interpret the Qur’an. to interpret the Qur’an non-arbitrarily.
Indeed, it’s a good habit to at least consider moving an adverb to the end of
the verb phrase. If the adverb conveys important information, it belongs there; if
it doesn’t (such as really, just, actually, and other hedges), it might be a verbal
fluffball that is best omitted altogether. And since there are benighted sticklers
out there who will mistakenly accuse you of making an error when you split an
infinitive, you might as well not ask for trouble if it makes no difference to the
sentence anyway.
Finally, in many cases a quantifier naturally floats leftward away from the
verb, unsplitting the infinitive, as in the examples on the right:
It seems monstrous to even suggest the possibility. It seems monstrous even to suggest the possibility.
Is it better to never have been born? Is it better never to have been born?
Statesmen are not called upon to only settle easy Statesmen are not called upon only to settle easy
questions. guestions.28
I find it hard to specify when to not split an infinitive. I find it hard to specify when not to split an infinitive.
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The unsplit versions sound more elegant to me, though I can't be sure that my
ears haven't been contaminated by a habit of cravenly unsplitting infinitives to
avoid spitballs from the Gotcha! Gang.
subjunctive mood and irrealis were. For several hundred years commentators
on the English language have been predicting, lamenting, or celebrating the
imminent extinction of the subjunctive mood. But here we are in the twenty-first
century and it refuses to die, at least in writing. To appreciate this, one has to get
straight what the subjunctive is, because most people, including traditional
grammarians, are confused about it.
There is no distinctive subjunctive form in English; the construction just uses
the unmarked form of the verb, such as live, come, and be. This makes
subjunctives hard to spot: they are noticeable only when the verb has a third-
person singular subject (in which case it ordinarily takes the suffix —s, as in lives
and comes) or when the verb is to be (which ordinarily shape-shifts to am, is, or
are). Subjunctives can be sighted in a few clichés that have come down to us
from a time in which the form was more common in English:
So be it; Be that as it may; Far be it from me; If need be.
Long live our noble queen.
Heaven forbid.
Suffice it to say.
Come what may.
But otherwise the subjunctive is found only in subordinate clauses, generally
with mandative verbs and adjectives, which indicate that something is demanded
or required:22
I insist that she be kept in the loop.
It’s essential that he see a draft of the speech before it is given.
We must cooperate in order that the system operate efficiently.
Subjunctives also turn up with certain prepositions and subordinators that
specify hypothetical situations:
Bridget was racked with anxiety lest her plagiarism become known.
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He dared not light a candle for fear that it be spotted by some prowling
savage.
Dwight decided he would post every review on his Web site, whether it be
good or bad.
Some of the examples are a bit formal and can be replaced by the indicative,
such as It’s essential that he sees a draft and whether it is good or bad. But
many subjunctives can be found in everyday writing and speech, such as I would
stress that people just be aware of the danger, showing that reports of the death
of the subjunctive are greatly exaggerated.
Traditional grammarians get tripped up by the verb be because they have to
squeeze two different forms, be and were (as in If I were free), into a single slot
called “subjunctive.” Sometimes they call be the “present subjunctive” and were
the “past subjunctive,” but in reality there's no difference in tense between them.
Rather, the two belong to different moods: whether he be rich or poor is
subjunctive; If I were a rich man is irrealis (“not real”). The irrealis mood is
found in many languages, where it expresses situations that are not known to
have happened, including hypotheticals, imperatives, and questions. In English it
exists only in the form were, where it conveys factual remoteness: an irrealis
proposition is not just hypothetical (the speaker does not know whether it is true
or false) but counterfactual (the speaker believes it’s false). Tevye the Milkman
was emphatically not a rich man, nor were Tim Hardin, Bobby Darin, Johnny
Cash, or Robert Plant (all of whom sang “If I Were a Carpenter”) in any doubt as
to whether they were carpenters. Counterfactual, by the way, need not mean
outlandish—one can say If she were half an inch taller, that dress would be
perfect—it just means “known to be not the case.”
So what’s the difference between the past-tense was, in those contexts in
which it has the meaning of factual remoteness, and the irrealis were, which also
has the meaning of factual remoteness? The obvious difference is the level of
formality: irrealis I wish I were younger is fancier than past-tense I wish I was
younger. Also, in careful writing, were conveys a somewhat stronger sense of
remoteness than was does, implying that the scenario is contrary to fact: If he
were in love with her, he’d propose accuses him of not being in love; If he was
in love with her, he’d propose leaves the door open a crack, and the present-
tense open conditional If he is in love with her, he’ll propose doesn’t commit the
writer either way.
Some writers, dimly sensing that were is posher, hypercorrect themselves and
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use it with open possibilities, such as He looked at me as if he suspected I were
cheating on him and If he were surprised, he didn’t show it. In both cases, was
is appropriate.
than and as. Is anything wrong with the sentences on the left?
Rose is smarter than him. Rose is smarter than he.
George went to the same school as me. George went to the same school as I.
Many students are taught that they are ungrammatical, because than and as are
conjunctions (which precede clauses), not prepositions (which precede noun
phrases). The material that follows them must be a clause, albeit an elliptical
clause, from which the predicate has been amputated: the full versions are Rose
is smarter than he is and George went to the same school as I did. Since the
noun phrases coming after than and as are the subjects of the truncated clauses,
they must be in nominative case: he and I.
But if you squirm at the thought of using the “correct” versions on the right
because they sound insufferably fussy, you have grammar and history on your
side. Like the words before and like, which we examined earlier, the words than
and as are not conjunctions in the first place but prepositions that take a clause
as a complement.- The only question is whether they may also take a noun
phrase as a complement. Several centuries of great writers—Milton,
Shakespeare, Pope, Swift, Johnson, Austen, Thurber, Faulkner, Baldwin—have
voted with their pens, and the answer is yes. The difference is just one of style:
than I is more suited to formal writing, than me to writing that is closer to
speech.
Though the pedants are mistaken in insisting that than and as may only be
conjunctions, the tree-thinking that motivates their judgment is sound. First, if
you do opt for a formal style, don’t go overboard and write things like It affected
them more than I. The chopped-off material after than is it affected me, not it
affected I, so even the snootiest of the snoots would call for me in this sentence.
Second, the two elements being compared should be grammatically and
semantically parallel, a requirement that’s easy to flub when the first is complex.
The condition of the first house we visited was better than the second can pass
unnoticed in speech but can be grating on the page, because it compares apples
(the condition) with oranges (the house). A careful reader will be happier with
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was better than that of the second; the cost of the additional empty words is
outweighed by the pleasure of parallel syntax and semantics (a condition in each
case). Finally, the casual version (than me, as her, and so on) can be ambiguous:
Biff likes the professor more than me can mean that he likes the professor more
than he likes me or that he likes the professor more than I do. In these cases,
using a nominative subject is technically clear but a bit stuffy—Biff likes the
professor more than I—and the best solution is to saw off less of the sentence,
leaving Biff likes the professor more than I do.
The debate on the correct syntactic category of than also feeds the tempest
over whether you can say different than the rest, where than, once again, is a
preposition with a noun phrase object, or you must say different from the rest,
using the uncontroversial preposition from. Though different than NP is disliked
by a slim majority of the AHD Usage Panel, it has long been common in
carefully written prose. H. L. Mencken reported that a futile attempt to ban it in
the 1920s elicited the following comment from the editors of the New York Sun:
“The excellent tribe of grammarians, the precisians who strive to be correct and
correctors, have as much power to prohibit a single word or phrase as a gray
squirrel has to put out Orion with a flicker of its tail.”22
that and which. Many spurious rules start out as helpful hints intended to rescue
indecisive writers from paralysis when faced with a choice provided by the
richness of English. These guides for the perplexed also make the lives of copy
editors easier, so they may get incorporated into style sheets. Before you know
it, a rule of thumb morphs into a rule of grammar, and a perfectly innocuous
(albeit second-choice) construction is demonized as incorrect. Nowhere is this
transition better documented than with the phony but ubiquitous rule on when to
use which and when to use that.
According to the traditional rule, the choice depends on which of two kinds
of relative clause the word is introducing. A nonrestrictive relative clause is set
off by commas, dashes, or parentheses, and expresses a comment from the
peanut gallery, as in The pair of shoes, which cost five thousand dollars, was
hideous. A restrictive relative clause is essential to the meaning of the sentence,
often because it pinpoints the referent of the noun from among a set of
alternatives. If we were narrating a documentary about Imelda Marcos’s vast
shoe collection and wanted to single out one of the pairs by how much she paid
for it and then say something about that pair alone, we would write The pair of
shoes that cost five thousand dollars was hideous. The choice between that and
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which, according to the rule, is simple: nonrestrictive relative clauses take
which; restrictive relative clauses take that.
One part of the rule is correct: it's odd to use that with a nonrestrictive
relative clause, as in The pair of shoes, that cost a thousand dollars, was
hideous. So odd, in fact, that few people write that way, rule or no rule.
The other part of the rule is utterly incorrect. There is nothing wrong with
using which to introduce a restrictive relative clause, as in The pair of shoes
which cost five thousand dollars was hideous. Indeed, with some restrictive
relatives, which is the only option, such as That which doesn't kill you makes you
stronger and The book in which I scribbled my notes is worthless. Even when
which isn't mandatory, great writers have been using it for centuries, as in the
King James Bible's “Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are
Caesar’s” and Franklin Roosevelt’s “a day which will live in infamy.” The
linguist Geoffrey Pullum searched through a sample of classic novels by authors
such as Dickens, Conrad, Melville, and Bronté and found that on average readers
will bump into a restrictive relative clause with which by the time they are 3
percent of the way into it. Turning to edited prose in twenty-first-century
English, he found that which was used in about a fifth of the restrictive relative
clauses in American newspapers and in more than half of those in British
newspapers. Even the grammar nannies can’t help themselves. In The Elements
of Style E. B. White recommended “which-hunting,” but in his classic essay
“Death of a Pig” he wrote, “The premature expiration of a pig is, I soon
discovered, a departure which the community marks solemnly on its calendar.”
The spurious rule against restrictive which sprang from a daydream by Henry
Fowler in Modern English Usage in 1926: “If writers would agree to regard that
as the defining relative pronoun, & which as the non-defining, there would be
much gain both in lucidity & in ease. Some there are who follow this principle
now; but it would be idle to pretend that it is the practice either of most or of the
best writers.” The lexicographer Bergen Evans punctured the reverie with an
observation that should be embossed on little cards and handed out to language
pedants: “What is not the practice of most, or of the best, is not part of our
common language.”22
So what’s a writer to do? The real decision is not whether to use that or
which but whether to use a restrictive or a nonrestrictive relative clause. If a
phrase which expresses a comment about a noun can be omitted without
substantially changing the meaning, and if it would be pronounced after a slight
pause and with its own intonation contour, then be sure to set it off with commas
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(or dashes or parentheses): The Cambridge restaurant, which had failed to clean
its grease trap, was infested with roaches. Having done so, you don’t have to
worry about whether to use that or which, because if you’re tempted to use that
it means either that you are more than two hundred years old or that your ear for
the English language is so mistuned that the choice of that and which is the least
of your worries.
If, on the other hand, a phrase provides information about a noun that is
crucial to the point of the sentence (as in Every Cambridge restaurant which
failed to clean its grease trap was infested with roaches, where omitting the
underlined phrase would radically alter the meaning), and if it is pronounced
within the same intonation contour as the noun, then don't set it off with
punctuation. As for the choice you now face between which and that: if you hate
making decisions, you generally won't go wrong if you use that. You'll be a
good boy or girl in the eyes of copy editors, and will have avoided a sibilant,
which many readers find ugly. Some guidelines recommend a switch to which
when the relative clause is separated from the noun it modifies, as in An
application to renew a license which had previously been rejected must be
resubmitted within thirty days, where the underlined clause modifies the faraway
noun application, not the next-door noun license. Otherwise you could tilt
toward that depending on the degree of restrictiveness, that is, the degree to
which the meaning of the sentence critically depends on the relative clause.
When the modified noun is quantified with every, only, all, some, or few, the
relative changes everything: Every iPad that has been dropped in the bathtub
stops working is very different from Every iPad stops working, and with those
noun phrases that tends to sound a bit better. Or you could trust your ear, or flip
a coin. Level of style won't help you here: unlike the alternatives set apart by
other pseudo-rules in the oral tradition, neither which nor that is more formal
than the other.
verbing and other neologisms. Many language lovers recoil from neologisms
in which anoun is repurposed as a verb:
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Other denominal verbs which have shattered the worlds of anal-retentives
include author, conference, contact, critique, demagogue, dialogue, funnel, gift,
guilt, impact, input, journal, leverage, mentor, message, parent, premiere, and
process (in the sense of “think over”).
But the retentives are misdiagnosing their anomie if they blame it on the
English rule that converts nouns into verbs without an identifying affix such as —
ize, —ify, en—, or be—. (Come to think of it, they hate many of those, too, like
incentivize, finalize, personalize, prioritize, and empower.) Probably a fifth of
English verbs started out life as nouns or adjectives, and you can find them in
pretty much any paragraph of English prose.28 A glance at the most emailed
stories in today’s New York Times turns up arriviste verbs such as biopsy,
channel, freebase, gear, headline, home, level, mask, moonlight, outfit, panic,
post, ramp, scapegoat, screen, sequence, showroom, sight, skyrocket, stack up,
and tan, together with verbs derived from nouns or adjectives by affixation such
as cannibalize, dramatize, ensnarl, envision, finalize, generalize, jeopardize,
maximize, and upend.
The English language welcomes converts to the verb category and has done
so for a thousand years. Many novel verbs that set purists’ teeth on edge become
unexceptionable to their grown children. It’s hard to get worked up, for example,
over the now-indispensable verbs contact, finalize, funnel, host, personalize, and
prioritize. Even many of the denominal verbs that gained traction in the past
couple of decades have earned a permanent place in the lexicon because they
convey a meaning more transparently and succinctly than any alternative,
including incentivize, leverage, mentor, monetize, guilt (as in She guilted me into
buying a bridesmaid’s dress), and demagogue (as in Weiner tried to demagogue
the mainly African-American crowd by playing the victim).
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What really gets on the nerves of Ms. Retentive and her ilk is not verbing per
se but neologisms from certain walks of life. Many people are irritated by
buzzwords from the cubicle farm, such as drill down, grow the company, new
paradigm, proactive, and synergies. They also bristle at psychobabble from the
encounter group and therapy couch, such as conflicted, dysfunctional, empower,
facilitate, guality time, recover, role model, survivor, journal as a verb, issues in
the sense of “concerns,” process in the sense of “think over,” and share in the
sense of “speak.”
Recently converted verbs and other neologisms should be treated as matters
of taste, not grammatical correctness. You don't have to accept all of them,
particularly instant clichés like no-brainer, game-changer, and think outside the
box, or trendy terms which tart up a banal meaning with an aura of technical
sophistication, like interface, synergy, paradigm, parameter, and metrics.
But many neologisms earn a place in the language by making it easy to
express concepts that would otherwise require tedious circumlocutions. The fifth
edition of the American Heritage Dictionary, published in 2011, added ten
thousand words and senses to the edition published a decade before. Many of
them express invaluable new concepts, including adverse selection, chaos (in the
sense of the theory of nonlinear dynamics), comorbid, drama queen, false
memory, parallel universe, perfect storm, probability cloud, reverse-
engineering, short-sell, sock puppet, and swiftboating. In a very real sense such
neologisms make it easier to think. The philosopher James Flynn, who
discovered that IQ scores rose by three points a decade throughout the twentieth
century, attributes part of the rise to the trickling down of technical ideas from
academia and technology into the everyday thinking of laypeople.Z The transfer
was expedited by the dissemination of shorthand terms for abstract concepts
such as causation, circular argument, control group, cost-benefit analysis,
correlation, empirical, false positive, percentage, placebo, post hoc,
proportional, statistical, tradeoff, and variability. It is foolish, and fortunately
impossible, to choke off the influx of new words and freeze English vocabulary
in its current state, thereby preventing its speakers from acquiring the tools to
share new ideas efficiently.
Neologisms also replenish the lexical richness of a language, compensating
for the unavoidable loss of words and erosion of senses. Much of the joy of
writing comes from shopping from the hundreds of thousands of words that
English makes available, and it’s good to remember that each of them was a
neologism in its day. The new entries in AHD 5 are a showcase for the linguistic
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exuberance and recent cultural history of the Anglosphere:
Abrahamic, air rage, amuse-bouche, backward-compatible, brain freeze, butterfly effect, carbon footprint, camel toe,
community policing, crowdsourcing, Disneyfication, dispensationalism, dream catcher, earbud, emo, encephalization,
farklempt, fashionista, fast-twitch, Goldilocks zone, grayscale, Grinch, hall of mirrors, hat hair, heterochrony,
infographics, interoperable, Islamofascism, jelly sandal, jiggy, judicial activism, ka-ching, kegger, kerfuffle, leet, liminal,
lipstick lesbian, manboob, McMansion, metabolic syndrome, nanobot, neuroethics, nonperforming, off the grid, Onesie,
overdiagnosis, parkour, patriline, phish, quantum entanglement, queer theory, quilling, race-bait, recursive, rope-a-dope,
scattergram, semifreddo, sexting, tag-team, time-suck, tranche, ubuntu, unfunny, universal Turing machine, vacuum
energy, velociraptor, vocal percussion, waterboard, webmistress, wetware, Xanax, xenoestrogen, x-ray fish, yadda yadda
yadda, yellow dog, yutz, Zelig, zettabyte, zipline
If I were allowed to take just one book to the proverbial desert island, it might be
a dictionary.
who and whom. When Groucho Marx was once asked a long and orotund
question, he replied, “Whom knows?” A 1928 short story by George Ade
contains the line “‘Whom are you?’ he said, for he had been to night school.” In
2000 the comic strip Mother Goose and Grimm showed an owl in a tree calling
“Whom” and a raccoon on the ground replying “Show-off!” A cartoon entitled
“Grammar Dalek” shows one of the robots shouting, “I think you mean Doctor
Whom!” And an old Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon contains the following
dialogue between the Pottsylvanian spies Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale:
NATASHA: Ve need a safecracker!
Boris: Ve already got a safecracker!
NATASHA: Ve do? Whom?
Boris: Meem, dat’s whom!
The popularity of whom humor tells us two things about the distinction
between who and whom.22 First, whom has long been perceived as formal
verging on pompous. Second, the rules for its proper use are obscure to many
speakers, tempting them to drop whom into their speech whenever they want to
sound posh.
As we Saw in chapter 4, the distinction between who and whom ought to be
straightforward. If you mentally rewind the transformational rule that moves the
wh-word to the front of a sentence, the distinction between who and whom is
identical to the distinction between he and him or between she and her, which no
one finds difficult. The declarative sentence She tickled him can be turned into
the question Who tickled him? in which the wh-word replaces the subject and
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appears in nominative case, who. Or it can be turned into the guestion Whom did
she tickle? in which the wh-word replaces the object and hence appears in
accusative case, whom.
But the cognitive difficulty of mentally undoing the movement rule,
combined with the historical disappearance of case-marking from English
(except for the personal pronouns and the genitive 's), has long made it hard for
English speakers to keep track of the distinction. Shakespeare and his
contemporaries freguently used who where the rules would call for whom and
vice versa, and even after a century of nagging by prescriptive grammarians the
who-whom distinction remains tenuous in speech and informal writing. Only the
stuffiest prig would use whom to begin a short guestion or relative clause:
Whom are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
It's not what you know, it's whom you know.
Do you know whom you're talking to?
And when people do try to write with whom, they often get it wrong:
In 1983, Auerbach named former Celtics player K.C. Jones coach of the
Celtics, whom starting in 1984 coached the Celtics to four straight
appearances in the NBA Finals.
Whomever installed the shutters originally did not consider proper build out,
and the curtains were too close to your window and door frames.
The exploration of syntactic trees in chapter 4 turned up an especially
common fumble of whom. When the deep-structure position of the wh-word is
the subject of a clause (demanding who), but it occurs adjacent to a verb which
takes the clause as its complement (whispering whom), writers lose sight of the
tree and allow their eyes to be caught by the adjacent verb, resulting in The
French actor plays aman whom she suspects __ is her husband (pages 101 and
102). These sequences have been so common for so long, and arouse so little
reaction even in many careful writers, that some linguists have argued that they
are no longer errors at all. In the dialect of these writers, they argue, the rules for
whom call for it to be used when it links to the position following a verb, even if
it is the subject of a clause.22
Like the subjunctive mood, the pronoun whom is widely thought to be
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circling the drain. Indeed, tabulations of its freguency in printed text confirm that
it has been sinking for almost two centuries. The declining fortunes of whom
may represent not a grammatical change in English but a cultural change in
Anglophones, namely the informalization of writing, which makes it
increasingly resemble speech. But it's always risky to extrapolate a downward
slope all the way to zero, and since the 1980s the curve seems to be leveling
off.42 Though whom is pompous in short questions and relative clauses, it is a
natural choice in certain other circumstances, even in informal speech and
writing. We still use whom in double questions like Who’s dating whom?, in
fixed expressions like To whom it may concern and With whom do you wish to
speak?, and in sentences in which a writer has decided not to strand a
preposition at the end of a clause but to pied-pipe it to the front. A scan of my
email turns up hundreds of hits for whom (even after I discarded the ones with
the boilerplate “The information in this email is intended only for the person to
whom it is addressed”). Here are a few unmistakably informal sentences in
which whom is so natural as to be unnoticeable:
I realize it’s short notice, but are you around on Monday? Al Kim from
Boulder (grad student friend of Jesse’s and someone with whom I’ve
worked a lot as well) will be in town.
Not sure if you remember me; I’m the fellow from Casasanto’s lab with
whom you had a hair showdown while at Hunter.
Hi Steven. We have some master’s degree applicants for whom I need to
know whether they passed prosem with a B+ or better. Are those grades
available?
Reminder: I am the guy who sent you the Amy Winehouse CD. And the one
for whom you wrote “kiss the cunt of a cow” at your book signing.
The best advice to writers is to calibrate their use of whom to the complexity
of the construction and the degree of formality they desire. In casual prose,
whom can be reserved for the object of a preposition and other positions in
which who would be conspicuously wrong; all other uses will sound pompous.
In formal prose, a writer should mentally move the wh-word back to its original
position in the tree and choose who or whom accordingly. But even in formal
prose, an author may want a voice that is lean and direct rather than ornate and
flowery, and in that case who has a place in simple constructions. If William
Safire, who wrote the New York Times’ “On Language” column and coined the
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term language maven in reference to himself, could write, “Let tomorrow's
people decide who they want to be president,” so can you. £
QUANTITY, QUALITY, AND DEGREE
The rules of usage we just examined were centered on grammatical form, such
as distinctions among grammatical categories and the marking of tense and
mood. But other prescriptive rules—those that govern the expression of quality,
quantity, and degree—are alleged to be closer to the truths of logic and
mathematics than to the conventions of grammar. To flout these rules, the purists
claim, is no mere peccadillo but an assault on reason itself.
Claims of this kind are always fishy. Though language certainly provides
writers with the means to express fine logical distinctions, none of the
distinctions is mechanically conveyed by a single word or construction. All
words have multiple meanings which must be sorted out by the context, and each
of those meanings is far subtler than the ones invoked by purists. Let’s examine
some of the sophistry behind claims that issues of usage can be settled by logical
or mathematical consistency.
absolute and graded qualities (very unique). They say you can’t be a little bit
married or a little bit pregnant, and purists believe that the same is true for
certain other adjectives. One of the commonest insults to the sensibility of the
purist is the expression very unique and other phrases in which an “absolute” or
“incomparable” adjective is modified by an adverb of degree such as more, less,
somewhat, quite, relatively, or almost. Uniqueness, the purists say, is like
marriage and pregnancy: something is either unique (one of a kind) or not
unique, so referring to degrees of uniqueness is meaningless. Nor can one
sensibly modify absolute, certain, complete, equal, eternal, perfect, or the same.
One may not write, for instance, that one statement is more certain than another,
or that an inventory is now more complete, or that an apartment is relatively
perfect.
A glance at the facts of usage immediately sets off Klaxon horns. Great
writers have been modifying absolute adjectives for centuries, including the
framers of the American Constitution, who sought a more perfect union. Many
of the examples pass unnoticed by careful writers and are approved by large
majorities of the AHD Usage Panel, including nothing could be more certain,
there could be no more perfect spot, and a more equal allocation of resources.
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Though the phrase very unigue is universally despised, other modifications of
unique are unobjectionable. Martin Luther King wrote, “I am in the rather
unique position of being the son, the grandson, and the great grandson of
preachers.” The New York Times science section recently had an article which
said, “The creature is so unique in its style and appearance that the biologists
who discovered it have given it not just its own species name ... but have
declared that it is an entirely new phylum.”
Even very unique might have a place. Last night while I was walking by a
cabaret in Provincetown, I was handed a glossy postcard inviting passersby to
the show. The card showed a well-toned man wearing a silver lamé dinner jacket
with matching bow tie, pasties, codpiece, and nothing else, surrounded by a bevy
of voluptuous big-haired showgirls of both genders, and at his feet an
androgynous waif with a pencil mustache in a turquoise sequined sailor suit. The
copy read: “The Atomic BOMBSHELLS. A Drag-tastic BURLESQUE Extravaganza!
Featuring Boyleseque superstar JETT ADORE! Hosted by Seattle’s Premiere Fancy
Lady BEN DELACREME.” The hostess who handed me the card promised that it
would be a “very unique show.” Who would argue?
Here is the flaw in the purists’ logic. Uniqueness is not like pregnancy and
marriage; it must be defined relative to some scale of measurement. I am told
that all snowflakes are unique, and so they may be under a microscope, but
frankly, they all look the same to me. Conversely, each of the proverbial two
peas in a pod is unique if you squint hard enough through a magnifying glass.
Does this mean that nothing is unique, or does it mean that everything is unique?
The answer is neither: the concept “unique” is meaningful only after you specify
which qualities are of interest to you and which degree of resolution or grain size
you’re applying.
Occasionally we can state the quality explicitly and the scale is discrete, as in
Hawaii is unique among states in being surrounded by water, or The number 30
may be factored into the unique set of primes 2, 3, and 5. Purists would like to
reserve the word unique for those circumstances, in which adverbs of
comparison are indeed incongruous. But often our eye is caught by many
qualities, some of them continuous, and the item we are considering may either
be close to others on the scale or be miles away. Calling something quite unique
or very unique implies that the item differs from the others in an unusual number
of qualities, that it differs from them to an unusual degree, or both. In other
words, pick any scale or cutoff you want, and the item will still be unique. This
“distinctive” sense has coexisted with the “having no like or equal” sense for as
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long as the word unigue has been in common use. The other supposedly absolute
adjectives also depend on the granularity of the comparison scale, and thus may
be gualified by how coarse or fine a scale is being used in that comparison.
This doesn't mean that you should go ahead and use very unigue, even if you
are handing out postcards for The Atomic Bombshells. As we saw in chapter 2,
very is a soggy modifier in the best of circumstances, and the combination with
unique grates on enough readers that it’s wise to avoid it. (If you must qualify
the word, really unique and truly unique, which convey degree of confidence
rather than degree of distinctness, will meet with fewer objections.) But
comparisons of supposedly absolute adjectives are not illogical, and often they
are unavoidable.
singulars and plurals (none is versus none are). The neat dichotomy in
English grammar between singular and plural leaves many situations out in the
cold. The problem is that there is a mismatch between the simplistic theory of
number baked into our grammar and the true nature of number in all its
mathematical and logical glory. Suppose I name a bunch of things and ask you
to sort them into two piles, one pile for quantities equal to 1 and the other pile
for quantities greater than 1. Here’s how our dialogue might go. Ready?
“A cup.” Easy! 1.
“The potted plants.” Easy! More than 1.
“A cup and a spoon.” Still easy! 1 + 1 = 2, which is more than 1.
Well, that depends . . . I see two objects, but they count as one item on my sales
A pair of gloves. receipt, and when I decide whether I can use the express checkout lane.
»
“The dining room set. Gee, that also depends. It’s one set, but four chairs and a table.
“The gravel under the Hey, am I supposed to count every pebble, or can I consider it just a saucerful of
flowerpot.” gravel?
“Nothing.” Hmmm... Neither, I guess. What am I supposed to do now?
“The desk or the chair.” Huh?
Wait—do you want me to stand back and consider all those things at once (that
“Each object in the room.” would be greater than 1) or zoom in and examine them one at a time (that would
be 1 each time)?
These are the brainteasers that English writers must solve when they shoehorn
expressions with none, every, and other quantifiers into the singular-plural
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dichotomy.
Purists insist that none means “no one” and therefore must be singular: None
of them was home, not None of them were home. This is false, you can look it up.
None has always been either singular or plural, depending on whether the writer
is pondering the entire group at once or each member individually. The singular
(None of the students was doing well) feels a bit more specific and emphatic than
the plural (None of the students were doing well), and is often stylistically
preferable for that reason. But when an additional guantifier forces us to carve
out a subset of the group and say something about that subset, the plural is
irresistible: Almost none of them are honest (not is): None but his closest friends
believe his alibi (not believes). Any can also swing both ways: Are any of the
children coming? Any of the tools is fine. And so it is with no, depending on the
number of the noun it guantifies: No man is an island: No men are islands.
In contrast to these three terms, which specify pure not-ness and lack an
inherent number, some guantifiers do single out one individual at a time. Neither
means “not one of the two,” and it is singular: Neither book was any good, not
Neither book were any good. The same is true of either, even when it picks one
item from a pair: Either of the candidates is experienced enough to run the
country, not are. Likewise, the one in anyone and everyone, the body in
somebody and everybody, and the thing in nothing shout that they are referring to
one thing at a time (even though the words rope in the entire universe of
individuals), and that makes each of them singular: Anyone is welcome to try:
Everyone eats at my house; Everybody is a star; Nothing is easy.
When two singular nouns are coordinated with and, the phrase is usually
plural, as if the language is acknowledging that one plus one eguals two: A fool
and his money are soon parted; Frankie and Johnny were lovers. But when the
duo is mentally packaged as a single entity, it can be singular: One and one and
one is three; Macaroni and cheese is a good dinner for kids. This is part of a
larger phenomenon called notional agreement, in which the grammatical number
of a noun phrase can depend on whether the writer conceives of its referent as
singular or plural, rather than on whether it is grammatically marked as singular
or plural. A writer can mentally package a conjoined phrase into a single unit
(Bobbing and weaving is an effective tactic). Or he can do the opposite: peer into
a singular collective noun and see the plurality of individual members
composing it (as in The panel were informed of the new rules). This is far more
common in British English; Americans do a double take when they read The
government are listening at last, The Guardian are giving you the chance to win
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books, and Microsoft are considering the offer.
What happens with other words that join nouns together, like with, plus, and
or? With is a preposition, so the phrase a man with his son is not a coordination
at all but an ordinary phrase with the head a man, modified by with his son. It
inherits the singular number of its head, so we say A man with his son is coming
up the walk. The word plus began as a preposition, and again we say All that
food plus the weight of the backpack is a lot to carry. But plus is increasingly
being used as a coordinator as well, and it’s natural to say The hotel room charge
plus the surcharge add up to a lot of money.
And then we have to figure out what to do with or (an issue we met on page
207). A disjunction of two singular nouns is singular: Either beer or wine is
served. A disjunction of two plurals is plural: Either nuts or pretzels are served.
With a disjunction of a singular and a plural, traditional grammar books say that
number agreement goes with the noun closest to the verb: Either a burrito or
nachos are served; Either nachos or a burrito is served. But that policy leaves
many writers queasy (the Usage Panel divides up the middle on it), and it may be
best to spare readers from stretching their grammatical intuitions and recast the
sentence, such as They serve either nachos or a burrito.
Certain nouns specify a measure and then indicate what they’re measuring
using an of-phrase, such as a lot of peanuts, a pair of socks, and a majority of the
voters. These Zelig-like nouns can be singular or plural depending on the
number of the of-phrase: A lot of work was done; A lot of errors were made. (It’s
possible that their trees differ, with a lot being the head of the phrase in the first
version but a determiner of the head errors in the second.) When the of-phrase is
absent, the writer mentally supplies it, and the phantom phrase determines the
number: A lot [of people] were coming; A lot [of money] was spent. Other
chameleonic quantifiers include couple, majority, more than one, pair,
percentage, plenty, remainder, rest, and subset.
And then there is the puzzling construction one of those who. Recently I
endorsed a book by Douglas Hofstadter and Emmanuel Sander with a blurb that
began, “I am one of those cognitive scientists who believes that analogy is a key
to explaining human intelligence.” Hofstadter thanked me but sheepishly asked
if I would mind correcting who believes to who believe. I even more sheepishly
agreed, because Hofstadter (as his readers might expect) was engaging in
impeccable tree-thinking. The relative clause beginning with who is attached to
the plural cognitive scientists, not the singular one: there is a set of cognitive
scientists (plural) who value analogy, and I belong to that set. So it must take the
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plural verb believe.
Though I couldn't defend my original wording, it still sounded fine to my
ears, so I did a bit of research on the construction. It turns out I am not alone. For
more than a thousand years the siren song of singular one has overridden the
syntactic demand of the plural those, and writer after writer has gone with the
singular. This includes the tiber-purist James Kilpatrick, who to his chagrin
repeatedly found himself using it even after having been corrected by the
UofAllPeople Club. (He wrote, for example, “In Washington, we encounter “to
prioritize’ all the time; it is one of those things that makes Washington
unbearable.”) Often the technically correct version sounds off-kilter. More than
AO percent of the Usage Panel rejected The sports car turned out to be one of the
most successful products that were ever manufactured in this country.
Sometimes the dilemma can be sidestepped by artful rewording (in this example,
deleting that were), but not always. In Tina is one of the few students who turns
to the jittery guidance counselor, Emma, for help with her feelings, a switch to
turn would require a parallel switch of her feelings to their feelings, which
makes it seem as if each girl sought counseling for all the girls’ feelings, not her
own.
The Cambridge Grammar suggests that the construction is a hybrid of two
trees that mingle in the reader’s mind: one in which the relative clause is
attached to the downstairs noun (cognitive scientists who believe), and it
determines the meaning, and one in which it is attached to the upstairs noun
(one ... who believes), and it determines the number agreement. Usage guides
today suggest that either the singular or plural is acceptable in this construction,
depending on whether one or those looms larger in the writer’s mind.
duals and plurals (between/among and other distinctions between two and
more than two). Many languages distinguish three quantities in their number
system: singular (one), dual (two), and plural (many). Hebrew, for example,
distinguishes yom, “day,” yomayim, “two days,” and yamim, “days.” English
doesn’t have dual number marking, but it does recognize twoness in words like
pair and couple, and, with varying degrees of controversy, in other quantifying
words.
between and among. Many students are taught that between must be used
with just two items (since tween is related to two and twain) and among with
more than two: between you and me but among the three of us. This is only half
right. It’s certainly true that among may not be used with a twosome: among you
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and me is impossible. But it's not true that between is reserved for two: no one
would say I’ve got sand among my toes, I never snack among meals, or Let's
keep this among you, me, and the lamppost. Nonetheless some writers have
dutifully followed this pseudo-rule to the bitter end and have concocted fussy
expressions like sexual intercourse among two men and a woman, a book that
falls among many stools, and The author alternates among mod slang, clichés,
and quotes from literary giants. The real principle is that between is used for a
relationship of an individual to any number of other individuals, as long as they
are being considered two at a time, whereas among is used for a relationship of
an individual to an amorphous mass or collectivity. Thistles grew between the
roses suggests an orderly row in a formal garden, and Thistles grew among the
roses more of an entwined profusion.
each other and one another. A traditional rule of the same ilk assigns each
other to twosomes and one another to groups larger than two. If you don’t trust
your ear you will never get into trouble if you follow the rule, and that’s what a
majority of the Usage Panel claims to do. But the common practice is to use
them interchangeably—the teammates hugged each other, the teammates
hugged one another—and the major dictionaries and usage guides say that’s fine.
alternatives. There is a claim in Prescriptistan that alternative refers only to
two possibilities, never more than two. It’s a bubbe meise; forget it.
either and any. The twosome restriction is on firmer ground with either, at
least when it is used as a noun or a determiner. The phrases Either of the three
movies and Either boy of the three are decidedly odd, and either should be
replaced with any. But when either is used in an either-or construction,
threesomes are more acceptable, if not always graceful: Either Tom, Dick, or
Harry can do the job; Either lead, follow, or get out of the way.
—er and —est; more and most. Adjectives can be inflected for degree, giving
us comparatives (harder, better, faster, stronger) and superlatives (hardest, best,
fastest, strongest). Tradition says that you should reserve the comparative for
two things and use the superlative for more than two: you should refer to the
faster of the two runners, rather than the fastest, but it’s all right to refer to the
fastest of three runners. The same is true for polysyllabic adjectives that shun —
er and —est in favor of more and most: the more intelligent of the two; the most
intelligent of the three. But it’s not a hard-and-fast rule: we say May the best
team win, not the better team, and Put your best foot forward, not your better
foot. Once again the traditional rule is stated too crudely. It’s not the sheer
number of items that determines the choice but the manner in which they are
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being compared. A comparative adjective is appropriate when the two items are
being directly contrasted, one against the other, a superlative can work when an
item is superior not just to the alternative in view at the time but to a larger
implicit comparison group. If Usain Bolt and I happened to be competing for a
spot on an Olympic Dream Team, it would be misleading to say that they picked
the faster of the two men for the team, they picked the fastest man.
things and stuff (count nouns, mass nouns and ten items or less). Finally, let's
turn to the pebbles and gravel, which represent the two ways that English
speakers can conceptualize aggregates: as discrete things, which are expressed as
plural count nouns, and as continuous substances, which are expressed as mass
nouns. Some guantifiers are choosy as to which they apply to. We can talk about
many pebbles but not much pebbles, much gravel but not many gravel. Some
quantifiers are not choosy: We can talk about more pebbles or more gravel.&
Now, you might think that if more can be used with both count and mass
nouns, so can less. But it doesn’t work that way: you may have less gravel, but
most writers agree that you can only have fewer pebbles, not less pebbles. This is
a reasonable distinction, but purists have extended it with a vengeance. The sign
over supermarket express checkout lanes, TEN ITEMS OR LESS, is a grammatical
error, they say, and as a result of their carping whole-food and other upscale
supermarkets have replaced the signs with TEN ITEMS OR FEWER. The director of
the Bicycle Transportation Alliance has apologized for his organization’s
popular T-shirt that reads ONE LEss CAR, conceding that it should read ONE
FEWER CAR. By this logic, liquor stores should refuse to sell beer to customers
who are fewer than twenty-one years old, law-abiding motorists should drive at
fewer than seventy miles an hour, and the poverty line should be defined by
those who make fewer than eleven thousand five hundred dollars a year. And
once you master this distinction, well, that’s one fewer thing for you to worry
about.
If this is all starting to sound weird to you, you’re not alone. The caption of
this cartoon reminds us that while sloppy grammar can be a turnoff, so can the
kind of pedantry that takes a grammatical distinction too far:
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Describe La Bo in 50 words Be |
dika outs han 5... Kewer. MARAE...
kos mami? The terms. are. NOT. ern
The dating agency found no matches.
© Luke Surl 2008
What’s going on? As many linguists have pointed out, the purists have
botched the less-fewer distinction. It is certainly true that less is clumsy when
applied to the plurals of count nouns for discrete items: fewer pebbles really does
sound better than less pebbles. But it’s not true that less is forbidden to apply to
count nouns across the board. Less is perfectly natural with a singular count
noun, as in one less car and one less thing to worry about. It’s also natural when
the entity being quantified is a continuous extent and the count noun refers to
units of measurement. After all, six inches, six months, six miles, and a bill for
six dollars don’t actually correspond to six hunks of matter; the units, like the 1—
11 scale on Nigel Tufnel’s favorite amplifier in This Is Spinal Tap, are arbitrary.
In these cases less is natural and fewer is a hypercorrection. And less is idiomatic
in certain expressions in which a quantity is being compared to a standard,
including He made no less than fifteen mistakes and Describe yourself in fifty
words or less. Nor are these idioms recent corruptions: for much of the history of
the English language, less could be used with both count and mass nouns, just as
more is today.
Like many dubious rules of usage, the less-fewer distinction has a smidgen of
validity as a pointer of style. In cases where less and fewer are both available to
a writer, such as Less/fewer than twenty of the students voted, the word fewer is
the better choice in classic style because it enhances vividness and concreteness.
But that does not mean that less is a grammatical error.
The same kind of judgment applies to the choice between over and more
than. When the plural refers to countable objects, it’s a good idea to use more
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than. He owns more than a hundred pairs of boots is more classic-stylish than
He owns over a hundred pairs of boots, because it encourages us to imagine the
pairs individually rather than lumping them together as an amorphous collection.
But when the plural defines a point on a scale of measurement, as in These rocks
are over five million years old, it's perverse to insist that it can only be more
than five million years old, because no one is counting the years one by one. In
neither of these cases, usage guides agree, is over a grammatical error.
I can't resist the temptation to sum up this review with a short story by the writer
Lawrence Bush (reproduced with his kind permission), which alludes to many of
the points of usage we have examined (see how many you can spot) while
speaking to the claim that the traditional rules reduce misunderstanding:4£
I had only just arrived at the club when I bumped into Roger. After we
had exchanged a few pleasantries, he lowered his voice and asked, “What
do you think of Martha and I as a potential twosome?”
“That,” I replied, “would be a mistake. Martha and me is more like it.”
“You’re interested in Martha?”
“T’m interested in clear communication.”
“Fair enough,” he agreed. “May the best man win.” Then he sighed.
“Here I thought we had a clear path to becoming a very unique couple.”
“You couldn’t be a very unique couple, Roger.”
“Oh? And why is that?”
“Martha couldn’t be a little pregnant, could she?”
“Say what? You think that Martha and me...”
“Martha and I.”
“Oh.” Roger blushed and set down his drink. “Gee, I didn’t know.”
“Of course you didn’t,” I assured him. “Most people don’t.”
“T feel very badly about this.”
“You shouldn’t say that: I feel bad...”
“Please, don’t,” Roger said. “If anyone’s at fault here, it’s me.”
masculine and feminine (nonsexist language and singular they). In a 2013
press release President Barack Obama praised a Supreme Court decision striking
down a discriminatory law with the sentence “No American should ever live
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under a cloud of suspicion just because of what they look like.”Z In doing so he
touched one of the hottest usage buttons of the past forty years: the use of the
plural pronouns they, them, their, and themselves with a grammatically singular
antecedent like no American. Why didn’t the president write because of what he
looks like, or because of what he or she looks like?
Many purists claim that singular they is a LOLcat-worthy grammatical
howler which is tolerated only as a sop to the women’s movement. According to
this theory, the pronoun he is a perfectly serviceable gender-neutral pronoun; as
grammar students used to be taught, “The masculine embraces the feminine,
even in grammar.” But feminist sensibilities could not abide even the illusory
sexism of using a masculine form to represent both genders, and so they engaged
in a campaign of linguistic engineering that started with a mandate to use the
clumsy he or she and slipped down a slope that ended in singular they. The
computer scientist David Gelernter explains: “Unsatisfied with having rammed
their 80-ton 16-wheeler into the nimble sports-car of English style, [feminist
authorities] proceeded to shoot the legs out from under grammar—which
collapsed in a heap after agreement between subject and pronoun was declared
to be optional.”48 (He should have written “antecedent and pronoun”—the issue
has nothing to do with subjects.)
The webcomic artist Ryan North addresses the same usage problem with a
lighter touch and no hostility toward feminism. One of his creations, T-Rex, is
more skeptical than Gelernter about how nimble English really is, and confronts
the language in the second person, asking it to admit one of the gender-neutral
pronouns that have been proposed over the years, such as hir, zhe, or thon:
There comes a time in each "It" 1s Impersonal and rude, and don't even
dinosaur's life when he or we need some try to trot out "They" for me, English.
she must look him or herself J gender-neutral Joon't even. "They" is plural and has always
in his or her mirror and - ronouns, been plural ang I ve got to believe in the
` ike, entire history of English
- Excuse me for a yesterday! P a 1 communication I'm not the
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But ina subsequent panel in this strip, the talking dinosaur equivocates, first
worrying that “invented pronouns always sound strange,” and then reversing
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himself and wondering whether he should learn to like There comes a time when
thon must look thonself in the mirror.
Let's try to sort this out. To begin with, T-Rex is right and the purists are
wrong: English has no gender-neutral pronoun. At least in grammar, the
masculine does not embrace the feminine. Experiments have shown that when
people read the word he they are likely to assume that the writer intended to
refer to a male.£? But the experiments hardly needed to be run, because it’s a
brute fact of English grammar that he is a masculine and not a common-gender
pronoun. If you don’t believe it, just read these sentences:22
Is it your brother or your sister who can hold his breath for four minutes?
The average American needs the small routines of getting ready for work. As
he shaves or pulls on his pantyhose, he is easing himself by small stages
into the demands of the day.
She and Louis had a game—who could find the ugliest photograph of
himself.
I support the liberty of every father or mother to educate his children as he
desires.
Do you still think that he is gender-neutral? It’s hard to disagree with T-Rex’s
accusation that there is a bug in the English language. It would seem that a writer
who wants to embrace both sexes in a quantified sentence must either make an
error in number by writing No American should be under a cloud of suspicion
because of what they look like or make an error in gender by writing No
American should be under a cloud of suspicion because of what he looks like.
And as the dinosaur explained, other solutions—it, one, he or she, s/he, his/her,
novel pronouns like thon—have problems as well.
One theoretical possibility is no longer an actual possibility: blow off
concerns with gender inclusiveness, use masculine terms, and let the reader read
between the lines and infer that women are included, too. No major publication
today will allow this “sexist usage,” nor should they. Quite aside from the moral
principle that half of humanity should not be excluded from generic statements
about the species, we now know that the major objections to nonsexist language
that were first voiced forty years ago have been refuted. Not only have the grace
and expressiveness of the English language survived the substitution of gender-
neutral terms for masculine ones (humanity for man, firefighter for fireman,
chair for chairman, and so on), but the generation of readers that has grown up
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with the new norms has turned the traditionalists’ startle reaction on its head.
Today it is sexist usage that stops readers in their tracks and distracts them from
the writer’s message. It’s hard, for example, not to cringe when reading this
sentence from a famous 1967 article by a Nobel laureate: “In the good society a
man should be free . . . of other men’s limitations on his beliefs and actions.” 2
This brings us back to the solution of singular they. The first thing to realize
about the usage is that it is not a recent contrivance forced on writers by militant
1970s feminists. Gelernter pines for “Shakespeare’s most perfect phrases” and
Jane Austen’s “pure simple English,” but this turns out to be a pratfall of
slapstick proportions, because both writers were exuberant users of—you
guessed it—singular they. Shakespeare used it at least four times, and in a paper
entitled “Everyone Loves Their Jane Austen,” the scholar Henry Churchyard
counts eighty-seven instances in her works, of which thirty-seven were in her
own voice rather than her characters’ (for example, “Every body began to have
their vexation,” from Mansfield Park).2 Chaucer, the King James Bible, Swift,
Byron, Thackeray, Wharton, Shaw, and Auden also used the form, as did Robert
Burchfield, editor of the Supplement to the Oxford English Dictionary and the
most recent edition of Fowler’s Modern English Usage.
A second thing to understand about singular they is that even though it offers
a handy solution to the need for a gender-free pronoun, that is not its only or
even its primary appeal. Many writers use it even when the gender is
unambiguously male or female. George Bernard Shaw, for example, wrote the
lines “No man goes to battle to be killed.” “But they do get killed.” Since the
dialogue was about men, Shaw had no need to pander to feminism, but he used
singular they anyway, because the supposedly correct form with he would have
turned the exchange into hash: “No man goes to battle to be killed.” “But he
does get killed.” (The same is true for a sentence I used two paragraphs ago: No
major publication today will allow this “sexist usage,” nor should they. The
alternative nor should it would make it sound as if I had a particular publication
in mind and raise the question “Nor should which?”) A contemporary example
with an unambiguous female referent comes from a spoken interview with Sean
Ono Lennon in which he specified the kind of person he was seeking as a
romantic partner: “Any girl who is interested must simply be born female and
between the ages of 18 and 45. They must have an IQ above 130 and they must
be honest.”24 Once again he did not need they as a gender-neutral pronoun; he
had already stipulated the congenital and current sex of his desired mate
(nowadays perhaps you have to specify both). But since he was speaking not of
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an individual female but of the entire pool, they felt right to him. In each of these
cases they takes part in a kind of notional agreement. No man and any girl are
grammatically singular but psychologically plural: they pertain to classes with
many individuals. The mismatch is similar to the one we saw in examples like
None are coming and Are any of them coming?
Indeed, “singular they” is a misnomer. In these constructions, they is not
being used as a singular pronoun being wrenched into agreement with a singular
antecedent like each dinosaur, everyone, no American, the average American, or
any girl. Remember when we tried to sort descriptions of objects into piles for
“one” and “more than one”? We discovered that the very idea of the numerosity
of a quantified expression like nothing or each object is obscure. Does no
American refer to one American or to many Americans? Whom knows? 0 x 1,
but then 0 >/ 1 either. This indeterminism forces us to realize that the word they
in the sentences we have been considering does not have the usual semantics of a
pronoun and an antecedent, as it does in The musicians are here and they expect
to be fed. Rather, the pronoun they is functioning as a bound variable: a symbol
that keeps track of an individual across multiple descriptions of that individual.
So-called singular they really means “x” in an expression like “For all x, if x is
an American, then x should not be under a cloud of suspicion because of x's
appearance,” or “For all x, if Sean Ono Lennon considers marrying x, then x is
born female & x has an IQ above 130 & x is honest.”
So singular they has history and logic behind it. Experiments that measure
readers’ comprehension times to the thousandth of a second have shown that
singular they causes little or no delay, but generic he slows them down a lot.
Even T-Rex, in a subsequent Dinosaur Comics strip, conceded that his purism
was mistaken:
APPARENTLY, And APPARENTLY, I'm not unarguably in the
Okay, SO APPARENTLY a even willy T. right when I say that "they" is always
singular, gender-neutral Shakespeare plural. FINE. Everyone makes mistakes; I
"they" has a long and himself used suppose it's fair that I'd FINALLY get my
proud history. "they" this % very first turn at bat. But
| that doesn't mean English is
SD getting off scot free! we
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Assuming you aren’t willing to start a campaign for thon, does that mean you
should go ahead and use singular they? It depends on the level of formality, the
nature of the antecedent, and the available alternatives. Obviously singular they
is less acceptable in formal than in informal writing. It is also more conspicuous
when the antecedent is an indefinite noun phrase like a man, whose singular
aroma makes the apparent plurality of they stand out. It’s not as problematic with
a universally quantified antecedent like everyone, and barely noticeable with a
negative quantifier like no or any.
The judgments of the Usage Panel are sensitive to this difference. Only a
minority accepts A person at that level should not have to keep track of the hours
they put in—though the size of that minority has doubled in the past decade,
from 20 percent to almost 40 percent, one of many signs that we are in the midst
of a historical change that’s returning singular they to the acceptability it enjoyed
before a purist crackdown in the nineteenth century. A slim majority of the panel
accepts If anyone calls, tell them I can’t come to the phone and Everyone
returned to their seats. The main danger in using these forms is that a more-
grammatical-than-thou reader may falsely accuse you of making an error. If they
do, tell them that Jane Austen and I think it’s fine.
For many decades usage manuals have recommended two escape hatches for
the singular pronoun trap. The easiest is to express the quantified description as a
plural, which makes they a grammatically honest pronoun. If you think that you
can improve on Jane Austen’s prose, for example, you could change Every body
began to have their vexation to They all began to have their vexations. This is
the solution that experienced writers use most often, and you would be surprised
how many generic or universal sentences can be recast with plural subjects
without anyone noticing: Every writer should shorten their sentences is easily
transformed into All writers should shorten their sentences or just Writers should
shorten their sentences.
The other escape hatch is to replace the pronoun with an indefinite or generic
alternative and count on the reader’s common sense to fill in the referent: Every
body began to have their vexation becomes Every body began to have a
vexation, and Every dinosaur should look in his or her mirror becomes Every
dinosaur should look in the mirror.
Neither solution is perfect. Sometimes a writer really does need to focus on a
single individual, which makes a plural inappropriate. In Americans must never
live under a cloud of suspicion just because of what they look like, the generic
plural Americans can be interpreted to mean “the typical American” or “most
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Americans,” which undermines Obama’s declaration that freedom from
discrimination must apply to each and every one without exception. With
Shaw's dialogue, plural subjects in Men never go to battle to be killed. But many
of them do get killed would have undercut the point of the exchange, in which
the listener is asked to ponder the foolhardiness of an individual enlistee, and the
replacements would also have sabotaged Shaw’s juxtaposition of the low
probability that any given individual will be killed with the high probability that
some of them will be killed. Nor can a pronoun always be replaced by an
indefinite or generic noun:
During an emergency, every parent must pick up their child. | During an emergency, every parent must pick up a child.
The replacement makes it seem as if a parent could choose a child at random to
pick up, rather than being responsible for picking up his or her own child.
Because of these complexities, writers always have to consider the full
inventory of devices that the English language makes available to convey
generic information, each imperfect for a different reason: he, she, he or she,
they, a plural antecedent, replacing the pronoun, and who knows, perhaps
someday even using thon.
For some purists, these complexities provide an excuse to dismiss all
concerns with gender inclusiveness and stick with the flawed option of he.
Gelernter complains, “Why should I worry about feminist ideology while I
write? ... Writing is a tricky business that requires one’s whole concentration.”
But the reaction is disingenuous. Every sentence requires a writer to grapple
with tradeoffs between clarity, concision, tone, cadence, accuracy, and other
values. Why should the value of not excluding women be the only one whose
weight is set to zero?
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DICTION
Even writers who are skeptical of traditional prescriptions on grammar tend to
give more weight to prescriptions on word choice. Fewer superstitions have
grown up around word meaning than around grammar, because lexicographers
are pack rats who accumulate vast collections of examples and compose their
definitions empirically rather than kibitzing in an armchair with half-baked
theories about how English ought to work. As a result, the definitions in
contemporary dictionaries are usually faithful to the consensus of literate
readers. A writer who is unsure of the consensus for a word is well advised to
look it up rather than embarrass himself and annoy his readers with a malaprop.
(The word malaprop, short for malapropism, comes from Mrs. Malaprop, a
character in Richard Sheridan’s 1775 play The Rivals, who misused words to
comic effect, such as reprehend for apprehend and epitaph for epithet.)
Though less nonsense is disseminated about word meanings than about
grammar, the nonsense factor is far from zero. With the backing of data from the
AHD Usage Panel, historical analyses from several dictionaries, and a pinch of
my own judgment, I will review a few fussbudget decrees you can safely ignore
before turning to living distinctions you’d be wise to respect.
Word
aggravate
anticipate
anxious
comprise
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Only Sense Allowed
by Purists
make worse
(aggravate the crisis)
deal with in advance
(We anticipated the
shortage by stocking
up on toilet paper.)
worried (Flying makes
me anxious.)
contain (The US
comprises 50 states.)
Sense
Commonly Used
annoy (aggravate the
teacher)
expect (We
anticipated a pleasant
sabbatical year.)
eager (I’m anxious to
leave.)
compose, make up
(The US is comprised
of 50 states.)
Comment
The “annoy” sense has
been in use since the
17th century and is
accepted by 83% of
the Usage Panel.
The “expect” sense is
accepted by 87% of
the Usage Panel.
The Usage Panel splits
50-50, but the “eager”
sense has long been in
use and is included
without comment in
most dictionaries.
The “compose” sense
is often used and
increasingly accepted,
particularly in the
passive.
Word
convince
crescendo
critique
decimate
due to
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Only Sense Allowed
by Purists
cause to believe (She
convinced him that
vaccines are harmless.)
gradual increase
(a long crescendo)
noun (a critique)
destroy a tenth
adjective (The plane
crash was due to a
storm.)
Sense
Commonly Used
cause to act (She
convinced him to have
his child vaccinated.)
climax, peak (reach a
crescendo)
verb (to critique)
destroy most
preposition (The plane
crashed due to a
storm.)
Comment
Convince supposedly
contrasts with
persuade, which
means “cause to act,”
but few writers care.
The insistence on the
“increase” sense is an
etymological fallacy,
based on the Italian
source and the
technical term in
music. The “climax”
sense is entrenched,
and accepted by a slim
majority of the Usage
Panel.
The verb is widely
disliked but venerable,
and usefully different
from criticize in
implying analysis
rather than censure.
An etymological
fallacy, based on the
Roman punishment of
mutinous legions.
Actually, both are
prepositions, and both
are fine.
Word
Frankenstein
graduate
healthy
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Only Sense Allowed
by Purists
the fictional scientist
transitive and usually
passive (She was
graduated from
Harvard.)
possessing good
health (Mabel is
healthy.)
Sense
Commonly Used
a monster
intransitive (She
graduated from
Harvard.)
healthful, conducive
to good health (Carrot
juice is a healthy
drink.)
Comment
If you insist on We've
created a
Frankenstein's
monster! you probably
also popped
champagne on Jan. 1,
2001, wondering
where all the other
revelers were. (“You
see, there was no
Year 0, so the third
millennium really
beginsin 2001...”)
Give it up.
The “correct” sense in
the passive is
increasingly obscure,
though it persists in
the active Harvard
graduated more
lawyers this year. The
Usage Panel embraces
the intransitive,
though it hates the
flipped transitive She
graduated Harvard.
Healthy meaning
“conducive to health”
has been more
common than
healthful for 500
years.
Word
hopefully
intrigue
livid
loan
masterful
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Only Sense Allowed
by Purists
verb phrase adverb: in
a hopeful manner
(Hopefully, he invited
her upstairs to see his
etchings.)
noun: a plot (She got
involved in another
intrigue.)
black and blue, the
color of a bruise
noun (a loan)
domineering (a
masterful personality)
Sense
Commonly Used
sentence adverb: it is
to be hoped that
(Hopefully, it will stop
hailing.)
verb: to interest (This
really intrigues me.)
angry
verb (to loan)
expert, masterly (a
masterful
performance)
Comment
Many adverbs, such as
candidly, frankly, and
mercifully, modify
both verb phrases and
sentences. Hopefully is
just newer, and
became a purist cause
célébre in the 1960s.
Irrational resistance
lingers, but
dictionaries and
newspapers
increasingly accept it.
This innocent verb is a
target of two quack
theories: verbs from
nouns are bad; loan
words from French
are bad.
Look it up.
The verb goes back to
1200 ce, but after the
17th century was lost
in England and
preserved in the US;
that was enough to
taint it.
One of Fowler’s
harebrained schemes
to tidy up the
language. A few
purists slavishly
copied his rule into
their stylebooks, but
writers ignore him.
Word
momentarily
nauseous
presently
quote
raise
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Only Sense Allowed
by Purists
for a moment (It
rained momentarily.)
nauseating
(a nauseous smell)
soon
verb (to quote)
nurture a farm animal
or grow a crop (raise a
lamb, raise corn)
Sense
Commonly Used
in a moment (PII be
with you
momentarily.)
nauseated (The smell
made me nauseous.)
now
noun, a truncation of
quotation (a quote)
rear a child, nurture a
child (raise a child)
Comment
The “in a moment”
sense is more recent,
and less common in
Britain than in the
US, but completely
acceptable. The two
meanings can be
distinguished by the
context.
Despite furious
opposition, the
“nauseated” sense has
taken over.
The more transparent
“now” sense has been
in continuous use for
500 years, particularly
in speech, and the
word is rarely
ambiguous in context.
About half the Usage
Panel reject it, but for
no good reason.
A matter of style: the
noun is acceptable in
speech and informal
writing, a bit less so in
formal writing.
The childrearing
sense dropped out of
British English but
remained in
American, and is
accepted by a
resounding 93% of the
Usage Panel.
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Word Only Sense Allowed Sense Comment
by Purists Commonly Used
transpire become known (It happen (A lot has The “become known”
transpired that he had transpired since we sense is fading; the
been sleeping with his last spoke.) “happen” sense has
campaign manager.) taken over, though it
is perceived by many
as pretentious.
while at the same time whereas (While some The “whereas” sense
(While Rome burned, rules make sense, has been standard
Nero fiddled.) others don’t.) since 1749 and is as
common as the “same
time” sense. Usually it
creates no ambiguity;
if it does, rewrite the
sentence.
whose of a person (a man of an entity (an idea This handy pronoun
whose heart is in the
right place)
whose time has come;
trees whose trunks
were coated with ice)
can rescue many a
phrase from
awkwardness, e.g.,
trees the trunks of
which were coated
with ice. There’s no
good reason to avoid
it with nonhuman
antecedents.
And now the moment I’ve been waiting for: I get to be a purist! Here is a list
of words which I am prepared to try to dissuade you from using in their
nonstandard senses. (I'll use the linguist's convention of marking them with an
asterisk.) Most of the nonstandard usages are malaprops traceable to a
mishearing, a misunderstanding, or a kitschy attempt to sound sophisticated. A
general rule for avoiding malaprops is to assume that the English language never
tolerates two words with the same root and different affixes but the same
meaning, like amused and bemused, fortunate and fortuitous, full and fulsome,
simple and simplistic. If you know a word and then come across a similar one
with a fancy prefix or suffix, resist the temptation to use it as a hoity-toity
synonym. Your readers are likely to react as Inigo Montoya did in The Princess
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Bride to Vizzini's repeated use of inconceivable to refer to events that just
happened: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it
means.”
Word
adverse
appraise
as far as
Preferred Usage
detrimental (adverse
effects)
ascertain the value (J
appraised the jewels.)
As far as the money is
concerned, we should
apply for new funding.
Problematic Usage
averse, disinclined
(“Tm not adverse to
doing that.)
apprise, inform (“I
appraised him of the
situation.)
“As far as the money,
we should apply for
new funding.
Comment
It should be I’m not
averse to doing that.
It should be I apprised
him of the situation.
The is concerned (or
goes) is redundant and
wordy, but without it
readers wait for the
other shoe to drop.
The error is
encouraged by the
lure of the similar As
for, which needs no
such continuation.
Word
beg the
guestion
bemused
cliché
credible
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Preferred Usage
assumes what it
should be proving
(When I asked the
dealer why I should
pay more for a
German car, he said I
would be getting
“German quality,” but
that just begs the
question.)
bewildered
noun (Shakespeare
used a lot of clichés.)
believable (His sales
pitch was not credible.)
Problematic Usage
raises the question
(“The store has cut its
hours and laid off
staff, which begs the
question of whether it
will soon be closing.)
amused
adjective (*“To be or
not to be” is so cliché.)
credulous, gullible
(*He was too credible
when the salesman
delivered his pitch.)
Comment
The “raise the
question” sense is
more transparent
(particularly when the
question is urgent, as
if it were begging to
be raised), and it is
common enough that
many dictionaries list
it. But the “circular
reasoning” sense is
standard in the
scholarly
communities that
originated the
expression and has no
good substitute, so
using beg to mean
“raise” will irritate
such readers.
Dictionaries and the
Usage Panel are clear
on this.
Don't be fooled by the
French -€, which
often creates
adjectives like passé
and risqué; the
adjective is clichéd,
“being a cliché,”
analogous to talented,
“having talent.”
-ible and -able mean
“able,” in this case
“able to be believed,
able to be credited.”
Word
disinterested
enervate
enormity
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Preferred Usage
unbiased, without a
vested interest (The
dispute should be
resolved by a
disinterested judge.)
sap, weaken (an
enervating commute)
extreme evil
Problematic Usage
uninterested (*Why
are you so
disinterested when I
tell you about my
day?)
energize (“an
enervating double
espresso)
enormousness
Comment
The “uninterested”
sense is older, and has
a continuous and
respectable history.
But since we have the
word uninterested and
lack an exact
synonym for
disinterested, readers
will appreciate your
maintaining the
distinction.
Literally “to remove
the nerves” (originally
“to remove the
sinews”).
The allegedly
incorrect usage is
both old and
common, but many
careful writers reserve
enormity for evil.
Some use enormity in
the hybrid sense
“deplorable
enormousness,”
writing of the
enormity of
population pressure
in India, the task
faced by teachers in
slums, or the stockpile
of nuclear weapons.
Word
flaunt
flounder
fortuitous
fulsome
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Preferred Usage
show off (She flaunted
her abs.)
flop around
ineffectually (The
indecisive chairman
floundered.)
coincidental,
unplanned (Running
into my ex-husband at
the party was purely
fortuitous.)
unctuous; excessively
and insincerely
complimentary (She
didn’t believe his
fulsome valentine for a
second.)
Problematic Usage
flout (*She flaunted
founder, sink to the
headstrong chairman
fortunate (“It was
fortuitous that I
worked overtime
because I ended up
needing the money.)
full, copious (*a
fulsome sound; *The
contrite mayor offered
a fulsome apology.)
Comment
A malaprop based on
the similar sound and
spelling, together with
the shared meaning
“brazenly.”
In practice flounder
and founder are often
interchangeable, being
two ways of slowly
failing. To keep them
straight, remember
that to flounder is
what flounders do; to
founder is related to
other bottom-words
like foundation and
fundamental.
Many writers,
including a majority
of the Usage Panel,
approve the
“fortunate” sense
(particularly in the
hybrid sense of good
luck), and it is
recognized in most
dictionaries. But some
readers still bristle.
The “copious” sense is
historically
respectable, but the
Usage Panel hates it,
and it could get you
into trouble, because
readers may assume
you're impugning
something when you
don’t mean to,
Word
homogeneous
hone
hot button
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Preferred Usage
with the suffix -eous,
pronounced “homo-
genius”
sharpen (hone the
knife, hone her writing
skills)
an emotional, divisive
controversy (She tried
to stay away from the
hot button of
abortion.)
Problematic Usage
with the suffix -ous,
pronounced like
“homogenized”
home in on, converge
upon (*I think we're
honing in on a
solution.)
hot topic (*The hot
button in the robotics
industry is to get
people and robots to
work together.)
Comment
homogenous is listed
in dictionaries, but it’s
a corruption which
crept in after
homogenized milk
became popular.
Similarly,
heterogeneous is
preferable to
heterogenous.
AHD accepts to hone
in on, but itis a
malaprop of to home,
“return home” (what
homing pigeons do).
The overlap in
meaning (“gradually
converge on a precise
point or edge”)
conspires with the
similar sounds to
encourage the
malaprop.
Slang and vogue
words give rise to
malaprops, too (see
also New Age,
politically correct,
urban legend). The
button metaphor
pertains to eliciting
an instant, reflexive
response, as in He
tried to press my
buttons.
Word
hung
intern (verb)
ironic
irregardless
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Preferred Usage
suspended (hung the
picture)
detain, imprison (The
rebels were interned in
the palace basement
Jor three weeks.)
uncannily
incongruent,
seemingly designed to
violate expectations
(It was ironic that I
forgot my textbook on
human memory.)
There isn’t one.
Problematic Usage
suspended from the
neck until dead
(*hung the prisoner)
inter, bury (*The good
men do is oft interned
with their bones.)
inconvenient,
unfortunate (“It was
ironic that I forgot my
textbook on organic
chemistry.)
regardless,
irrespective
Comment
Hung the prisoner is
not incorrect, but the
Usage Panel and other
careful writers prefer
hanged.
It’s interred with their
bones. The meanings
overlap, but listen for
the terr (earth, as in
“terrestrial”) in inter,
and for the internal
related to intern.
You keep using that
word. I do not think it
means what you think
it means.
Purists have been
ranting about this
misnegated
portmanteau for
decades, but it’s not
particularly common,
and virtually all the
Web hits are to claims
that “irregardless is
not a word.” The
purists should declare
victory and move on.
Word
literally
luxuriant
meretricious
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Preferred Usage
in actual fact (I
literally blushed.)
abundant, florid
(luxuriant hair, a
luxuriant
imagination)
tawdry, offensively
insincere (a
meretricious hotel
lobby: a meretricious
speech)
Problematic Usage
figuratively (T literally
exploded.)
luxurious (*a
luxuriant car)
meritorious (*a
meretricious public
servant, "a
meretricious
benefactor)
Comment
The “figuratively”
sense is acommon
hyperbole, and it is
rarely confusing in
context. But it drives
careful readers crazy.
Like other intensifiers
it is usually
superfluous, whereas
the “actual fact” sense
is indispensable and
has no equivalent.
And since the
figurative use can
evoke ludicrous
imagery (e.g., The
press has literally
emasculated the
president), it screams,
“I don’t think about
what my words
mean.”
The “luxurious” sense
is not incorrect (all
dictionaries list it),
but as a showy
synonym for a
perfectly good word
it’s in bad taste.
The word originally
referred to prostitutes.
My advice: Never try
to compliment
something by calling
it meretricious. See
also fulsome,
opportunism,
simplistic.
Word
mitigate
New Age
noisome
nonplussed
opportunism
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Preferred Usage
alleviate (Setting out
traps will mitigate the
ant problem.)
spiritualistic, holistic
(He treated his
lumbago with New
Age remedies, like
chanting and burning
incense.)
smelly
stunned, bewildered
(The market crash left
the experts
nonplussed.)
seizing or exploiting
opportunities (His
opportunism helped
him get to the top, but
it makes me sick.)
Problematic Usage
militate, provide
reasons for (“The
profusion of ants
mitigated toward
setting out traps.)
modern, futuristic
(*This countertop is
made from a New Age
plastic.)
noisy
bored, unimpressed
(*His market pitch left
the investors
nonplussed.)
creating or promoting
opportunities (“The
Republicans advocated
economic opportunism
and fiscal restraint.)
Comment
Some good writers
have been caught
using mitigate for
militate, but it's widely
considered a
malaprop.
Just because the
expression contains
the word new, that
does not mean it can
refer to any new thing.
It’s from annoy, not
from noise.
From the Latin non
plus, “no more.” It
means “nothing more
can be done.”
The correct sense can
be a compliment
(“resourcefulness”) or
an insult
(“unscrupulousness”),
more often the latter.
As with fulsome, if
you use it carelessly
you may insult
something you meant
to praise.
Word
parameter
phenomena
politically
correct
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Preferred Usage
a variable (Our
prediction depends on
certain parameters,
like inflation and
interest rates.)
plural of phenomenon
(These are interesting
phenomena.)
dogmatically left-
liberal (The theory
that little boys fight
because of the way
they have been
socialized is the
politically correct one.)
easily put into
practice (Learning
French would be
practical, because he
often goes to France on
business, but because
of his busy schedule it
was not practicable.)
Problematic Usage
a boundary condition,
a limit (“We have to
work within certain
parameters, like our
deadline and budget.)
singular of
phenomenon (“This is
an interesting
phenomena.)
fashionable, trendy
(“The Loft District is
the new politically
correct place to live.)
practical (“Learning
French would be
practicable, because he
often goes to France on
business.)
Comment
The pseudo-technical
“boundary” sense, a
blend with perimeter,
has become standard,
and is accepted by
most of the Usage
Panel. But as with beg
the question, the
sloppy usage gets on
the nerves of
technically
sophisticated readers
who need the original
sense.
See criteria.
See hot button, New
Age, urban legend. The
correct is sarcastic,
lampooning the idea
that only one kind of
political opinion may
be expressed.
The -able means
“able,” as in ability.
See also credible,
unexceptionable.
Word
proscribe
protagonist
refute
reticent
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Preferred Usage
condemn, forbid (The
policies proscribe
amorous interactions
between faculty and
students.)
actor, active character
(Vito Corleone was the
protagonist in The
Godfather.)
prove to be false (She
refuted the theory that
the earth was flat.)
shy, restrained (My
son is too reticent to
ask a girl out.)
Problematic Usage
prescribe,
recommend, direct
(* The policies
proscribe careful
citation of all sources.)
proponent (*Leo was a
protagonist of nuclear
power)
allege to be false, try
to refute (“She refuted
the theory that the
earth was round.)
reluctant (“When rain
threatens, fans are
reticent to buy tickets
to the ballgame.)
Comment
A doctor writes a
prescription, not a
proscription, when he
tells you what you
should do.
The “proponent” sense
is definitely a
malaprop.
Refute is a factive or
success verb, like
know and remember,
which presupposes
the objective truth or
falsity of the
proposition, Many
writers, including a
slim majority of the
Usage Panel, accept
the non-factive “try to
refute” sense, but the
distinction is worth
respecting.
The Usage Panel hates
the “reluctant” sense,
Word
shrunk,
sprung,
stunk, sunk
simplistic
staunch
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Preferred Usage
past participle (Honey, past tense (“Honey, I
I’ve shrunk the kids.)
Naively or overly
simple (His proposal
to end war by having
children sing Kumbaya
was simplistic.)
loyal, sturdy (a
staunch supporter)
Problematic Usage
shrunk the kids.)
simple, pleasingly
simple (*We bought
Danish furniture
because we liked its
simplistic look. )
stop a flow, stanch a
flow (*staunch the
bleeding)
Comment
Admittedly, Honey, I
shrank the kids might
not have worked as
the title of the Disney
movie, and past-tense
shrunk and similar
forms are venerable
and respectable. But
it’s classier to
distinguish pasts from
participles (sank-has
sunk, sprang-has
sprung, stank-has
stunk) and to avail
oneself of other lovely
irregular forms like
shone, slew, strode-has
stridden, and strove-
has striven.
Though not
uncommon in art and
design journalism,
using simplistic for
simple sets many
readers’ teeth on edge,
and can insult
something it means to
praise. See also
fulsome, opportunism.
Dictionaries say that
both spellings are fine
with both meanings,
but it’s classier to keep
them distinct.
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Word Preferred Usage Problematic Usage Comment
tortuous twisting (a tortuous torturous (“Watching Both come from the
road, tortuous Porky’s Part VII wasa Latin word for “twist,”
reasoning) tortuous experience.) asin torque and
torsion, because
twisting limbs was a
common form of
torture.
unexceptionable not worthy of unexceptional, Unexceptional means
objection (No one ordinary (*They “not an exception.”
protested her getting protested her getting Unexceptionable
the prize, because she the prize, because she means “no one is able
was an was an to take exception to
unexceptionable unexceptionable it.”
choice.) actress.)
untenable indefensible, painful, unbearable The hybrid sense “so
unsustainable (Flat- — (“an untenable unbearable as to be
Earthism is an tragedy; *untenable unsustainable” is
untenable theory; sadness) accepted by the Usage
Caring for quadruplets Panel, as in Isabel
while running IBM Wilkerson’s “when life
was an untenable became untenable.”
situation.)
Word Preferred Usage Problematic Usage Comment
verbal in linguistic form oral, spoken (*A The “spoken” sense
has been standard for
centuries and is by no
means incorrect (the
famous Goldwynism
wouldn’t work
without it), but
sometimes it is
confusing.
verbal contract isn’t
worth the paper it’s
written on.)
(Verbal memories fade
more quickly than
visual ones.)
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tortuous (and torturous) as to need a bit more explanation.
The words affect and effect come in both noun and verb versions. Though it’s
easy to confuse them, it’s worth mastering the distinction, because the common
errors in the third column will make you look like an amateur.
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Incorrect Use
and Spelling
an effect an influence: Strunk and White had a big effect on my
writing style.
to effect to put into effect, to implement: I effected all the
o effec changes recommended by Strunk and White.
to affect to influence: Strunk and White affected my writing
(first sense)
to affect
(second
sense)
style.
to fake: He used big words to affect an air of
sophistication.
*Strunk and White had a big affect
on my writing style.
*I affected all the changes
recommended by Strunk and White.
*Strunk and White effected my
writing style.
*He used big words to effect an air
of sophistication.
But the most twisted family of look-alike and mean-alike words in the
English lexicon is the one with lie and lay. Here are the gruesome details:
Verb
to lie
to lay
to lie
Meaning and Syntax Present Tense Past Tense Past Participle
to recline (an intransitive He lies on the He lay on the He has lain on the
irregular verb) couch all day. couch all day. couch all day.
to set down, to cause to lie Helaysabook He laidabook He has laid a book
(a transitive regular verb) upon the table. upon the table. upon the table.
to fib (an intransitive He lies about He lied about He has lied about
regular verb) what he does. what he did. what he has done.
The imbroglio arises from the fact that we have two distinct verbs fighting over
the form lay: it’s the past tense of lie, and it’s the plain form of lay, whose
meaning—just to torment you further—is “cause to lie.” It’s no wonder that
English speakers commonly say lay down or I’m going to lay on the couch,
collapsing the transitive and intransitive versions of lie. Or are they collapsing
the past and present tenses of lie? Both have same result:
*to lay
to recline (an intransitive *He lays on the “Helaidonthe *He has laid on
regular verb) couch all day. couch all day. the couch all day.
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Don’t blame the usage on Bob Dylan's “Lay, Lady, Lay” or Eric Clapton’s “Lay
Down, Sally”: careful English writers have been using it since 1300, right up to
William Safire's “The dead hand of the present should not lay on the future” (no
doubt triggering a flurry of mail for his UofAllPeople file). Intransitive lay is by
no means incorrect, but to the ears of many, lie sounds better:
©2007 Harry Bliss. Distributed by Tribune Media Services, Inc.
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‘LIE DOWN?
NOT *LAY DOWN,’
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PUNCTUATION
The main job of punctuation is to eliminate the ambiguities and garden paths that
would mislead a reader if print consisted only of vowels, consonants, and
spaces.” Punctuation restores some of the prosody (melody, pausing, and stress)
that is missing from print, and it provides hints about the invisible syntactic tree
that determines a sentence’s meaning. As the T-shirt observes, punctuation
matters: Let’s eat, Grandma has a different meaning from Let’s eat Grandma.
The problem for the writer is that punctuation indicates prosody in some
places, syntax in others, and neither of them consistently anywhere. After
centuries of chaos, the rules of punctuation began to settle down only a bit more
than a century ago, and even today the rules differ on the two sides of the
Atlantic and from one publication to another. The rules, moreover, are subject to
changes in fashion, including an ongoing trend to reduce all punctuation to the
bare minimum. They fill scores of pages in reference manuals, and no one but a
professional copy editor knows them all. Even the sticklers can’t agree on how
to stickle. In 2003 the journalist Lynne Truss published the unlikely bestseller
Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation (whose
title comes from the punch line of a joke about a panda who shot up a restaurant
because he had read a mispunctuated description of his dietary habits). In her
book Truss decries the punctuation errors she spotted in ads, signs, and
newspapers. In a 2004 New Yorker review, the critic Louis Menand decries the
punctuation errors he spotted in Truss’s book. In a Guardian article on the
response to Truss, the English scholar John Mullan decries the punctuation flaws
he spotted in Menand’s review.22
Still, a few common errors are so uncontroversial—the run-on sentence, the
comma splice, the grocer’s apostrophe, the comma between subject and
predicate, the possessive it’s—that they have become tantamount to the
confession “I am illiterate,” and no writer should be caught making them. As I
mentioned, the problem with these errors is not that they betray an absence of
logical thinking but that they betray a history of inattention to the printed page.
In the hope that an ability to distinguish the logical and illogical features of
punctuation may help a reader master both, I'1l say a few words about the design
of the system, highlighting the major bugs that have been locked into it.
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commas and other connectors (colons, semicolons, and dashes). The first of
the comma’s two major functions is to separate parenthetical comments about an
event or a state—the time, place, manner, purpose, result, significance, writer’s
opinion, and other by-the-way remarks—from the words that are necessary to
pin down the event or state itself. We already met this function in the distinction
between restrictive and nonrestrictive relative clauses. A restrictive relative
clause, such as the one in Sticklers who don’t understand the conventions of
punctuation shouldn’t criticize errors by others, is free of commas, and thereby
singles out a subset of sticklers, namely those who don’t understand the
conventions of punctuation. The same phrase set off by commas, Sticklers, who
don’t understand the conventions of punctuation, shouldn’t criticize errors by
others, slips in a snide comment on the competence of a typical stickler, but that
jibe is irrelevant to the advice conveyed by the sentence, which is offered to
sticklers across the board.
The traditional terms “restrictive” and “nonrestrictive” are misnomers,
because the comma-less versions (called “integrated relative clauses” by the
Cambridge Grammar) don’t always restrict the referents of the noun to some
subset. What they do is specify information that is necessary to make the
sentence true. In the sentence Barbara has two sons whom she can rely on and
hence is not unduly worried, the underlined relative clause does not pare down
the set of Barbara’s sons from the full brood to just the two she can rely on; she
may only have two. It indicates that because those two sons are sons on whom
Barbara can rely, therefore she has no need to worry.2
And that is a key to understanding where to put commas in other
constructions. Commas set off a phrase that is not an integral constituent of the
sentence, and which as a result is not essential to understanding its meaning. The
sentence Susan visited her friend Teresa tells us that it’s important for us to
know that Susan singled out Teresa as the person she intended to visit. In Susan
visited her friend, Teresa, it’s only significant that Susan visited a friend (oh, and
by the way, the friend’s name is Teresa). In the headline NATIONAL ZOO PANDA
GIVES BIRTH TO 2ND, STILLBORN CUB, the comma between the two modifiers
indicates that the panda gave birth to a second cub and (here’s another fact) the
cub was stillborn. Without the comma, the stillborn would be embedded beneath
the 2nd in the tree, and the meaning would be that this is the second time she has
given birth to a stillborn cub. Strings of modifiers without commas progressively
narrow down the referent of a noun, like nested circles in a Venn diagram,
whereas strings of modifiers with commas just keep adding interesting facts
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about it, like overlapping circles. If the phrase had been 2nd, stillborn, male cub
we would now know one more fact about the dead offspring, namely that it was
male. If it had been 2nd stillborn male cub we would know that the previous
stillborn cub was male, too.
This doesn’t sound all that hard. So why are there so many comma errors out
there for the zero-tolerance squad to get incensed about? Why do comma errors
account for more than a quarter of all language errors in student papers,
occurring at a rate of about four errors per paper?®! The main reason is that a
comma does not just signal a syntactic break (marking a phrase that is not
integrated into a larger phrase) together with the corresponding semantic break
(marking a meaning that is not essential to the meaning of the sentence). It also
signals a prosodic break: a slight pause in pronunciation. Now, often these
breaks line up: a supplementary phrase, the kind that calls for a comma, is
typically preceded and followed by a pause. But often they do not line up, and
that lays out a minefield for an inexperienced or inattentive writer.
When a supplementary phrase is short a speaker naturally skates right over it
to the next phrase in the sentence, and the current rules of punctuation give
writers the option of going with the sound and leaving out the commas—as I did
just now, omitting the comma after short. The rationale is that too many commas
too close together can give a sentence a herky-jerky feel. Also, since a sentence
may have many levels of branching while English provides only the puny
comma to separate them all on the page, a writer may choose to keep the comma
in reserve to demarcate the major branches in the tree, rather than dicing the
sentence into many small pieces that the reader must then reassemble. The
reason I refrained from inserting a comma after When a supplementary phrase is
short was that I wanted the comma between the end of that clause and the
beginning of the next one to neatly cleave the sentence in two. The cleft would
have been obscured if the first clause had also been riven by a comma. Here are
some other sentences in which the comma may be omitted, at least in a “light” or
“open” punctuation style, because the following phrase is short and clear enough
not to require a pause before it:
Man plans and God laughs.
If you lived here you’d be home by now.
By the time I get to Phoenix she'll be rising.
Einstein he’s not.
But it’s all right now; in fact it’s a gas!
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Frankly my dear, | don't give a damn.
That is the choice that Lynne Truss made in the dedication to Eats, Shoots &
Leaves:
To the memory of the striking Bolshevik printers of St Petersburg who, in 1905, demanded to be paid the same rate for
punctuation marks as for letters, and thereby directly precipitated the first Russian Revolution.
Menand poked fun at her, pointing out that the relative clause beginning with
who was nonrestrictive (Truss meant to dedicate her book to all the striking
printers, not to a subset who demanded payment for punctuation) and thus
demanded a comma before it. Truss’s defenders pointed out that the alternative
(To the striking Bolshevik printers of St Petersburg, who, in 1905,
demanded . . .) would have been awkwardly thick with commas, forcing the
reader to hopscotch through that part of the sentence a word or two at a time.
One pointed out that Menand was universalizing the famously eccentric policy
of his major outlet, The New Yorker, which sets off all supplementary phrases
with commas, no matter how gratuitous in context or how juddering the
pronunciation. Consider this sentence from a 2012 New Yorker article on
electoral strategists for the Republican Party:22
Before [Lee] Atwater died, of brain cancer, in 1991, he expressed regret over the “naked cruelty” he had shown to
[Michael] Dukakis in making “Willie Horton his running mate.”
The commas around of brain cancer are there to make it clear that the cause of
death is mentioned as a mere comment: it isn’t the case that Atwater died
multiple times and that he expressed remorse only after his brain-cancer death,
not after the other ones. This fussiness is too much even for some of The New
Yorker’s own copy editors, one of whom kept a “comma-shaker” on her desk to
remind her colleagues to sprinkle them more sparingly.£3
Not only are commas partly regulated by prosody, but until recently that was
their principal function. Writers used to place them wherever they thought a
pause felt natural, regardless of the sentence’s syntax:
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a
good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the
right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.
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Jane Austen and the framers of the American Constitution would get poor grades
from composition teachers today, because commas are regulated less by prosody
and more by syntax (this is the trend that The New Yorker has taken to an
extreme). Austen’s sentence today would be stripped of both commas, and the
Second Amendment would get to keep only the one after “free state.”
Though the comma which demarcates a supplementary phrase may be
omitted when the pronunciation zips right through it, the converse is no longer
true: a comma may not separate the elements of an integrated phrase (such as a
subject and its predicate), no matter how badly its narrator may want to take a
breath at that juncture. With the rules for comma placement being such a
mishmash of syntax and prosody, it’s no wonder that the complaints of
composition instructors about comma placement in their students’ writing fall
into the same two categories as the complaints of people writing to Ann Landers
about sex in their marriages: (1) too much, and (2) too little.“
In the “too much” category we have errors in which students place a comma
in front of an integrated phrase, usually because they would pause at that point in
pronouncing it:
[Between the subject and a predicate:] His brilliant mind and curiosity, have
left.
[Between the verb and its complement:] He mentions, that not knowing how
to bring someone back can be a deadly problem.
[Between a noun for an idea and a clause spelling out its content:] I believe
the theory, that burning fossil fuels has caused global warming.
[Between a noun and an integrated relative clause:] The ethnocentric view,
that many Americans have, leads to much conflict in the world.
[Between a subordinator and its clause:] There was a woman taking care of
her husband because, an accident left him unable to work.
[Within a coordination of two phrases:] This conclusion also applies to the
United States, and the rest of the world.
[Between a definite generic noun and the name identifying its referent
(neither comma is correct here):] I went to see the movie, “Midnight in
Paris” with my friend, Jessie.
And in the “too little” category, students forget to insert a comma to set off a
supplementary word or phrase:
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[Surrounding a sentence adverb:] In many ways however life in a small town
is much more pleasant.
[Between a preposed adjunct and the main clause:] Using a scooping motion
toss it in the air.
[Before a result adjunct:] The molecule has one double bond between
carbons generating a monounsaturated fat.
[Before a contrast adjunct:] Their religion is all for equal rights yet they have
no freedom.
[Before a supplementary relative clause:] There are monounsaturated fatty
acids which lack two hydrogen atoms.
[Before a direct quotation:] She said “I don’t want to go.” [Compare the
complementary error with an indirect quotation: She said that, she didn’t
want to go. ]
Sloppy writers also tend to forget that when a supplementary phrase is poked
into the middle of a sentence, it needs to be set off with commas at both ends,
like matching parentheses, not just at the beginning:
Tsui’s poem “A Chinese Banquet,” on the other hand partly focuses on Asian
culture.
One of the women, Esra Naama stated her case.
Philip Roth, author of “Portnoy’s Complaint” and many other books is a
perennial contender for the Nobel Prize.
My father, who gave new meaning to the expression “hard working” never
took a vacation.
The other comma mistake is so common that composition teachers have
invented many terms of abuse for it: the comma splice, comma error, comma
fault, and comma blunder. It consists in using a comma to join two complete
sentences, each of which could stand on its own:
There isn’t much variety, everything looks kind of the same.
I am going to try and outline the logic again briefly here, please let me know
if this is still unclear.
Your lecture is scheduled for 5:00 pm on Tuesday, it is preceded by a
meeting with our seminar hosts.
There is no trail, visitors must hike up the creek bed.
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Unskilled writers are tempted to splice two sentences with a comma when the
sentences are conceptually linked by one of the coherence relations discussed in
chapter 5 and seem to want to snuggle up together in a single ensemble. But
there are two reasons that comma splices drive careful readers crazy. (I won’t
tolerate them in my students’ writing, not even in email.) They always create a
garden path, distracting and annoying the reader. And they are easy to avoid,
requiring no greater skill than the ability to identify a sentence.
There are several legitimate ways to splice two sentences, depending on the
coherence relation that connects them. When two sentences are conceptually
pretty much independent, the first should end with a period and the next should
begin with a capital, just like they teach you in third grade. When the two are
conceptually linked but the writer feels no need to pinpoint the coherence
relation that holds between them, they can be joined with a semicolon; the
semicolon is the all-purpose way to eliminate a comma splice. When the
coherence relation is elaboration or exemplification (when one is tempted to say
that is, in other words, which is to say, for example, here’s what I have in mind,
or Voila!), they may be linked with a colon: like this. When the second sentence
intentionally interrupts the flow of the discussion, requiring the reader to wake
up, think twice, or snap out of it, a writer can use a dash—dashes can enliven
writing, as long as they are used sparingly. And when the writer pinpoints the
coherence relation he has in mind with an explicit connective such as a
coordinator (and, or, but, yet, so, nor) or a preposition (although, except, if,
before, after, because, for), a comma is fine, because the phrase is a mere
supplement (like the underlined clause, which I fastened to the preceding one
with a comma). Just don’t confuse these connectives with sentence adverbs, such
as however, nonetheless, consequently, or therefore, which are themselves
supplements of the clause they precede. The clause with the adverb is a
freestanding sentence; consequently, it cannot be joined to its predecessor with a
comma. Here, then, are the possibilities (the asterisk indicates an illicit comma
splice):
*Your lecture is scheduled for 5 PM, it is preceded by a meeting.
Your lecture is scheduled for 5 PM, it is preceded by a meeting.
Your lecture is scheduled for 5 pM—it is preceded by a meeting.
Your lecture is scheduled for 5 pm, but it is preceded by a meeting.
Your lecture is scheduled for 5 pm; however, it is preceded by a meeting.
*Your lecture is scheduled for 5 pm, however, it is preceded by a meeting.
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The other bit of comma jargon that has spread beyond the world of
copyediting is the serial comma or Oxford comma. It pertains to the second
major function of the comma, which is to separate the items in a list. Everyone
knows that when two items are joined with a conjunction, they cannot have a
comma joining them, too: Simon and Garfunkel, not Simon, and Garfunkel. But
when three or more items are joined, a comma must introduce every subseguent
item except—and here comes the controversy—the last one: Crosby, Stills and
Nash; Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. The controversial question is whether you
should also put a comma before the final item, resulting in Crosby, Stills, and
Nash, or Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young. This is the serial comma. On one side
we have most British publishers (other than Oxford University Press), most
American newspapers, and the rock group that calls itself Crosby, Stills and
Nash. They argue that an item in a list should be introduced either with and or
with a comma, not redundantly with both. On the other side we have Oxford
University Press, most American book publishers, and the many wise guys who
have discovered that omitting a serial comma can result in ambiguity:
Among those interviewed were Merle Haggard’s two ex-wives, Kris
Kristofferson and Robert Duvall.
This book is dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand and God.
Highlights of Peter Ustinov’s global tour include encounters with Nelson
Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector.
The absence of a serial comma in a list of phrases can also create garden
paths. He enjoyed his farm, conversations with his wife and his horse
momentarily calls to mind the famous Mister Ed, and a reader who is unfamiliar
with the popular music of the 1970s might well be tripped up by the sentence on
the left, stumbling over the mythical duo Nash and Young and the run-on
sequence Lake and Palmer and Seals and Crofts:
Without the serial comma: With the serial comma:
My favorite performers of the 1970s are Simon and My favorite performers of the 1970s are Simon and
Garfunkel, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, Emerson, Garfunkel, Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, Emerson,
Lake and Palmer and Seals and Crofts. Lake, and Palmer, and Seals and Crofts.
I say that unless a house style forbids it, you should use the serial comma. And if
you’re enumerating lists of lists, then you can eliminate all ambiguity by
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avalling yourself Of one Of the few punctuation tricks in knglish that explicitly
signal tree structure, the use of a semicolon to demarcate lists of phrases
containing commas:
My favorite performers of the 1970s are Simon and Garfunkel; Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young; Emerson, Lake, and
Palmer; and Seals and Crofts.
apostrophes. The serial comma is not the only punctuation sin that will hurt you
in life:
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“I was willing to overlook his comma
abuse, but when he started misplacing
his apostrophes I knew it was over.”
The disenchanted girlfriend, I surmise, is referring to three common errors with
apostrophes. If I were her companion, I would advise her to consider which
quality she values more in a soulmate, logic or literacy, because each of the
errors is thoroughly systematic, albeit contrary to accepted usage.
The first is the grocer’s apostrophe, as in APPLE’S 99¢ EACH. The error is by no
means restricted to grocers; the British press had a field day when a protesting
student was spotted with the sign DOWN wITH FEE’s. The rule is straightforward:
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the plural s may not be connected to a noun using an apostrophe, but must be
jammed right up against it without punctuation—apples, fees.
The error seduces grocers and students with three lures. One is that it is easy
to confuse the plural s with the genitive ’s and the contraction ’s, both of which
require an apostrophe: the apple’s color is impeccable, as is This apple’s sweet.
Second, the grocers are, if anything, too conscious of grammatical structure: they
seem to want to signal the difference between the phoneme s that is an intrinsic
part of a word and the morpheme -s that is tacked on to mark the plural, as in the
distinction between lens and pens (pen + —s), or species and genies. Marking a
morpheme boundary is particularly tempting with words that end in vowels,
because the correct, unpunctuated plural makes the word look like something
else entirely, as in radios (which looks like adios) and avocados (which looks
like asbestos). Perhaps if the grocers had their way and plurals were consistently
marked with apostrophes (radio’s, avocado?s, potato’s, and so on), no one
would ever mistakenly refer to a kudo (the word is kudos, a singular Greek noun
meaning “praise”), and Dan Quayle would have been spared the embarrassment
of publicly miscorrecting a schoolchild’s potato to potatoe. Most seductively of
all, the rule banning apostrophes in plurals is not as straightforward as I said it
was. With some nouns, an apostrophe really is (or at least was) legitimate. The
apostrophe is mandatory with a letter of the alphabet (p’s and q’s) and common
with words mentioned as words (There are too many however’s in this
paragraph), unless they are clichés like dos and don’ts or no ifs, ands, or buts.
Before the recent trend toward light punctuation, apostrophes were often used to
pluralize years (the 1970’s), abbreviations (CPU’s), and symbols (@’s), and in
some newspapers (such as the New York Times) they still are.
The rules may not be logical, but if you want your literate lover not to leave
you, don’t pluralize with an apostrophe. It’s also a good idea to know when to
keep an apostrophe away from a pronoun. Dave Barry’s alter ego Mr. Language
Person fielded the following question:
Q: Like millions of Americans, I cannot grasp the extremely subtle
difference between the words “your” and “you’re.”
A: ... The best way to tell them apart is to remember that “you're” is a
contraction, which is a type of word used during childbirth, as in: “Hang on,
Marlene, here comes you’re baby!” Whereas “your” is, grammatically, a
prosthetic infarction, which means a word that is used to score a debating
point in an Internet chat room, as in: “Your a looser, you morron!”
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The first part of Mr. Language Person's answer is correct: an apostrophe must be
used to mark the contraction of an auxiliary with a pronoun, as in you're (you
are), he's (he is), and we'd (we would). And his first example (assuming you get
the joke that you're baby is mispunctuated) is also correct: an apostrophe is
never used to mark the genitive (possessive) of a pronoun, no matter how logical
it may seem to do so. Although we write the cat’s pajamas and Dylan’s dream,
as soon as you replace the noun with a pronoun the apostrophe goes out the
window: one must write its pajamas, not it’s pajamas; your baby, not you’re
baby; their car, not they’re car; Those hats are hers, ours, and theirs, not Those
hats are her’s, our’s, and their’s. Deep in the mists of time, someone decided
that an apostrophe doesn’t belong in a possessive pronoun, and you'll just have
to live with it.
The last of the great apostrophe errors is explained in this cartoon, in which
the boy shows that an unconventional family does not necessarily lead to
unconventional punctuation:
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“I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes.”
The possessive of a singular is spelled 's: He is his mother’s son. The possessive
of a regular plural is spelled s’: He is his parents’ son, or, with a same-sex
couple, He is his mothers’ son. As for names ending in s like Charles and Jones,
go with grammatical logic and treat them as the singulars they are: Charles’s
son, not Charles’ son. Some manuals stipulate an exception for Moses and Jesus,
but grammarians should make no law respecting an establishment of religion,
and the exception in fact applies to other ancient names ending in s (Achilles’
heel, Sophocles’ play). It also applies to modern names which already end with
a ses sound, whose genitives contain the tongue-twister seses (Kansas’, Texas’).
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guotation marks. Another insult to punctuational punctiliousness is the use of
quotation marks for emphasis, commonly seen in signs like WE SELL “ICE”, CELL
PHONES May “Nor” BE USED IN THIS AREA, and the disconcerting “FRESH”
SEAFOOD PLATTER and even more disconcerting EMPLOYEES Must “WASH
HAnps”. The error is common enough to have inspired the cartoon on the
following page.
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Why do so many signmakers commit the error? What they are doing is what
we all used to do in the Paleolithic days of word processing, when terminals and
printers lacked italics and underlining (and what many of us still do when
composing email in plain text format), which is to emphasize a word by
bracketing it with symbols, like this or this or <this>. But not like “this”. As
Griffy explains in the cartoon, quotation marks already have a standard function:
they signal that the author is not using words to convey their usual meaning but
merely mentioning them as words. If you use quotation marks for emphasis,
readers will think you’re unschooled or worse.
No discussion of the illogic of punctuation would be complete without the
infamous case of the ordering of a quotation mark with respect to a comma or
period. The rule in American publications (the British are more sensible about
this) is that when quoted material appears at the end of a phrase or sentence, the
closing quotation mark goes outside the comma or period, “like this,” rather than
inside, “like this”. The practice is patently illogical: the quotation marks enclose
a part of the phrase or sentence, and the comma or period signals the end of that
entire phrase or sentence, so putting the comma or period inside the quotation
marks is like Superman’s famous wardrobe malfunction of wearing his
underwear outside his pants. But long ago some American printer decided that
the page looks prettier without all that unsightly white space above and to the
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left of a naked period or comma, and we have been living with the conseguences
ever since.
The American punctuation rule sticks in the craw of every computer scientist,
logician, and linguist, because any ordering of typographical delimiters that fails
to reflect the logical nesting of the content makes a shambles of their work. On
top of its galling irrationality, the American rule prevents a writer from
expressing certain thoughts. In his semi-serious 1984 essay “Punctuation and
Human Freedom,” Geoffrey Pullum discusses the commonly misguoted first two
lines of Shakespeare's King Richard III: “Now is the winter of our discontent /
Made glorious summer by this sun of York.”88 Many people misremember it as
“Now is the winter of our discontent”, full stop. Now suppose one wanted to
comment on the error by writing:
Shakespeare's King Richard III contains the line “Now is the winter of our discontent”.
This is a true sentence. But an American copy editor would change it to:
Shakespeare's King Richard III contains the line “Now is the winter of our discontent.”
But this is a false sentence, or at least there's no way for the writer to make it
unambiguously true or false. Pullum called for a campaign of civil disobedience,
and with the subseguent rise of the Internet his wish has come true. Many logic-
conscious and computer-savvy writers have taken advantage of the freedom
from copy editors they enjoy on the Web and have explicitly disavowed the
American system, most notably on Wikipedia, which has endorsed the
alternative called Logical Punctuation.®2 Punctuation nerds may have noticed
that I myself recently defied the American rule in four places (underlined):
The final insult to punctuational punctiliousness is the use of quotation marks for emphasis, commonly seen in signs like
WE SELL “ICE”, CELL PHONES MAY “NOT” BE USED IN THIS AREA, and the disconcerting “FRESH” SEAFOOD
PLATTER and even more disconcerting EMPLOYEES MUST “WASH HANDS”.
But not like “this”.
Many people misremember it as “Now is the winter of our discontent”, full stop.
These acts of civil disobedience were necessary to make it clear where the
punctuation marks went in the examples I was citing. You should do the same if
you ever need to discuss quotations or punctuation, if you write for Wikipedia or
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another tech-friendly platform, or if you have a temperament that is both logical
and rebellious. The movement may someday change typographical practice in
the same way that the feminist movement in the 1970s replaced Miss and Mrs.
with Ms. But until that day comes, if you write for an edited American
publication, be prepared to live with the illogic of putting a period or comma
inside quotation marks.
I hope to have convinced you that dealing with matters of usage is not like
playing chess, proving theorems, or solving textbook problems in physics, where
the rules are clear and flouting them is an error. It is more like research,
journalism, criticism, and other exercises of discernment. In considering
questions of usage, a writer must critically evaluate claims of correctness,
discount the dubious ones, and make choices which inevitably trade off
conflicting values.
Anyone who reviews the history of prescriptive grammar can’t help but be
struck by the misplaced emotion the topic evokes. At least since Henry Higgins
decried “the cold-blooded murder of the English tongue,” the self-proclaimed
defenders of high standards have been outdoing each other with tasteless
invective. David Foster Wallace expressed “despair” at the “Evil” inherent in
“voguish linguistic methane.” David Gelernter refers to advocates of singular
they as “language rapists,” while John Simon has likened the people who use
words in ways he disapproves of to slave traders, child molesters, and the guards
at Nazi death camps. The hyperbole often shades into misanthropy, as when
Lynne Truss suggests that people who misuse apostrophes “deserve to be struck
by lightning, hacked up on the spot and buried in an unmarked grave.” Robert
Hartwell Fiske, after calling humongous a “hideous, ugly word,” adds, “Though
it’s not fair to say that people who use the word are hideous and ugly as well, at
some point we come to be—or at the least are known by—what we say, what we
write.”
The irony, of course, is that all too often it is the targets of the vituperation
who have history and usage on their side, and the vilifiers who are full of
baloney. Geoffrey Pullum, whose Language Log analyzes claims about the use
and misuse of language, has noted the tendency among faultfinders “to move
straight to high dudgeon, skipping right over the stage where you check the
reference books to make sure you have something to be in high dudgeon
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about. . . . People just don’t look in reference books when it comes to language;
they seem to think their status as writers combined with their emotion of anger
gives them all the standing they need.”Z!
Though correct usage is well worth pursuing, we have to keep it in
perspective. Not even the most irksome errors are portents of the death of the
language, to say nothing of civilization, as the webcomic XKCD reminds us:
Yes, writers today sometimes make unfortunate choices. But so did the
writers of yesterday and the day before, while many of the kids today, the target
of so much purist bile, write gorgeous prose, comment incisively on usage, and
even develop their own forms of purism (such as the Typo Eradication
Advancement League, which stealthily corrects grocers’ signs with correction
).2
fluid and felt markers
And for all the vitriol brought out by matters of correct usage, they are the
smallest part of good writing. They pale in importance behind coherence, classic
style, and overcoming the curse of knowledge, to say nothing of standards of
intellectual conscientiousness. If you really want to improve the quality of your
writing, or if you want to thunder about sins in the writing of others, the
principles you should worry about the most are not the ones that govern fused
participles and possessive antecedents but the ones that govern critical thinking
and factual diligence. Here are a few which are commonly flouted—not least in
purist rants—and which are worth bearing in mind every time you put pen to
paper or fingers to keyboard.
First, look things up. Humans are cursed with the deadly combination of a
highly fallible memory and an overconfidence in how much they know. Our
social networks, traditional and electronic, multiply the errors, so that much of
our conventional wisdom consists of friend-of-a-friend legends and factoids that
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are too good to be true. As Mark Twain said, “The trouble with the world is not
that people know too little, but that they know so many things that aren’t so.”
Actually, he didn’t say that—I looked it up.” But whoever said it (probably Josh
Billings) made an important point. We are blessed to live in an age in which no
subject has gone unresearched by scholars, scientists, and journalists. The fruits
of their research are available within seconds to anyone with a laptop or
smartphone, and within minutes to anyone who can get to a library. Why not
take advantage of these blessings and try to restrict the things you know (or at
least the things you write) to things that are true?
Second, be sure your arguments are sound. If you are making a factual claim,
it should be verifiable in an edited source—one that has been vetted by
disinterested gatekeepers such as editors, fact-checkers, or peer reviewers. If
you’re making an argument, it should proceed from premises that reasonable
people already agree upon to your newer or more contentious assertion using
valid if-then steps. If you’re making a moral argument—a claim about what
people ought to do—you should show how doing it would satisfy a principle or
increase a good that reasonable people already accept.
Third, don’t confuse an anecdote or a personal experience with the state of
the world. Just because something happened to you, or you read about it in the
paper or on the Internet this morning, it doesn’t mean it is a trend. In a world of
seven billion people, just about anything will happen to someone somewhere,
and it’s the highly unusual events that will be selected for the news or passed
along to friends. An event is a significant phenomenon only if it happens some
appreciable number of times relative to the opportunities for it to occur, and it is
a trend only if that proportion has been shown to change over time.
Fourth, beware of false dichotomies. Though it’s fun to reduce a complex
issue to a war between two slogans, two camps, or two schools of thought, it is
rarely a path to understanding. Few good ideas can be insightfully captured in a
single word ending with -ism, and most of our ideas are so crude that we can
make more progress by analyzing and refining them than by pitting them against
each other in a winner-take-all contest.
Finally, arguments should be based on reasons, not people. Saying that
someone you disagree with is motivated by money, fame, politics, or laziness, or
slinging around insults like simplistic, naive, or vulgar, does not prove that the
things the person is saying are false. Nor is the point of disagreement or criticism
to show that you are smarter or nobler than your target. Psychologists have
shown that in any dispute both sides are convinced that they themselves are
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reasonable and upright and that their opposite numbers are mulish and
dishonest.2 They can’t all be right, at least not all the time. Keep in mind a bit
of wisdom from the linguist Ann Farmer: “It isn’t about being right. It’s about
getting it right.”
All of these principles lead us back to why we should care about style in the
first place. There is no dichotomy between describing how people use language
and prescribing how they might use it more effectively. We can share our advice
on how to write well without treating the people in need of it with contempt. We
can try to remedy shortcomings in writing without bemoaning the degeneration
of the language. And we can remind ourselves of the reasons to strive for good
style: to enhance the spread of ideas, to exemplify attention to detail, and to add
to the beauty of the world.
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Acknowledgments
I’m grateful to many people for improving my sense of style and The Sense of
Style.
For three decades Katya Rice taught me much of what I know about style by
copyediting six of my books with precision, thoughtfulness, and taste. Before
editing this one, Katya read it as an expert, spotting problems and offering wise
advice.
I have the good fortune of being married to my favorite writer. In addition to
inspiring me with her own style, Rebecca Newberger Goldstein encouraged this
project, expertly commented on the manuscript, and thought up the title.
Many academics have the lamentable habit of using “my mother” as
shorthand for an unsophisticated reader. My mother, Roslyn Pinker, is a
sophisticated reader, and I’ve benefited from her acute observations on usage,
the many articles on language she’s sent me over the decades, and her incisive
comments on the manuscript.
Les Perelman was the director of Writing Across the Curriculum at MIT
during the two decades I taught there, and offered me invaluable support and
advice on the teaching of writing to university students. Jane Rosenzweig,
director of the Writing Center of Harvard College, has been similarly
encouraging, and both commented helpfully on the manuscript. Thanks go as
well to Erin Driver-Linn and Samuel Moulton of the Harvard Initiative for
Learning & Teaching.
The Cambridge Grammar of the English Language and The American
Heritage Dictionary, Fifth Edition, are two great accomplishments of twenty-
first-century scholarship, and I have been blessed with advice and comments
from their overseers: Rodney Huddleston and Geoffrey Pullum, coauthors of the
Cambridge Grammar, and Steven Kleinedler, executive editor of AHD. Thanks
go as well to Joseph Pickett, former executive editor of AHD, who invited me to
chair the Usage Panel and gave me an insider’s look at how a dictionary is made,
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and to the current editors Peter Chipman and Louise Robbins.
As if this expertise weren't enough, I have benefited from the comments of
other wise and knowledgeable colleagues. Ernest Davis, James Donaldson,
Edward Gibson, Jane Grimshaw, John R. Hayes, Oliver Kamm, Gary Marcus,
and Jeffrey Watumull offered penetrating comments on the first draft. Paul
Adams, Christopher Chabris, Philip Corbett, James Engell, Nicholas Epley,
Peter C. Gordon, Michael Hallsworth, David Halpern, Joshua Hartshorne,
Samuel Jay Keyser, Stephen Kosslyn, Andrea Lunsford, Liz Lutgendorff, John
Maguire, Jean-Baptiste Michel, Debra Poole, Jesse Snedeker, and Daniel
Wegner answered questions and directed me to relevant research. Various
examples in the book were suggested by Ben Backus, Lila Gleitman, Katherine
Hobbs, Yael Goldstein Love, Ilavenil Subbiah, and emailers too numerous to
list. Special thanks go to Ilavenil for the many subtle variations and shadings of
usage she has called to my attention over the years, and for designing the
diagrams and trees in this book.
My editors at Penguin, Wendy Wolf in the United States and Thomas Penn
and Stefan McGrath in the United Kingdom, and my literary agent, John
Brockman, supported this project at every stage, and Wendy provided detailed
criticism and advice on the first draft.
I’m grateful, too, for the love and support of the other members of my family:
my father, Harry Pinker; my stepdaughters, Yael Goldstein Love and Danielle
Blau; my niece and nephews; my in-laws, Martin and Kris; and my sister, Susan
Pinker, and brother, Robert Pinker, to whom this book is dedicated.
Parts of chapter 6 have been adapted from my essay on usage in The American
Heritage Dictionary, Fifth Edition, and from my article “False Fronts in the
Language Wars,” published in Slate in 2012.
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Glossary
active voice. The standard form of a clause, in which the actor or cause (if there is one) is the grammatical
subject: A rabbit bit him (as opposed to the passive voice: He was bitten by a rabbit).
adjective. The grammatical category of words that typically refer to a property or state: big, round, green,
afraid, gratuitous, hesitant.
adjunct. A modifier which adds information about the time, place, manner, purpose, result, or other feature
of the event or state: She opened the bottle with her teeth; He teased the starving wolves, which was foolish;
Hank slept in the doghouse.
adverb. The grammatical category of words that modify verbs, adjectives, prepositions, and other
adverbs: tenderly, cleverly, hopefully, very, almost.
affix. A prefix or suffix: enrich, restate, blacken, slipped, squirrels, cancellation, Dave’s.
agreement. Alterations of the form of a word to match some other word or phrase. In English a present-
tense verb must agree with the person and number of the subject: I snicker; He snickers; They snicker.
AHD. The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language.
anapest. A foot with a weak-weak-STRONG meter: Anna LEE should get a LIFE; badda—BING!; to the
DOOR.
antecedent. The noun phrase that specifies what a pronoun refers to: Biff forgot his hat; Before Jan left, she
sharpened her pencils.
article. A small category of words which mark the definiteness of a noun phrase, including the definite
article the and the indefinite articles a, an, and some. The Cambridge Grammar subsumes articles in the
larger category determinative, which also includes quantifiers and demonstratives like this and that.
auxiliary. A special kind of verb which conveys information relevant to the truth of the clause, including
tense, mood, and negation: She doesn’t love you; I am resting; Bob was criticized; The train has left the
station; You should call; I will survive.
backshift. Changing the tense of a verb (usually in indirect or reported speech) to match the tense of the
verb of speaking or believing: Lisa said that she was tired (compare with Lisa said, “I am tired.”)
Traditionally called sequence of tenses.
Cambridge Grammar. The Cambridge Grammar of the English Language, a 2002 reference book written
by the linguists Rodney Huddleston and Geoffrey Pullum in collaboration with thirteen other linguists. It
uses modern linguistics to provide a systematic analysis of virtually every grammatical construction in
English. The terminology and analyses in this book are based on the Cambridge Grammar.
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case. The marking of a noun to indicate its grammatical function, including nominative case (for
subjects), genitive case (for determiners, including possessives), and accusative case (for objects and
everything else). In English, case is marked only on pronouns (nominative I, he, she, we, and they;
accusative me, him, her, us, and them; and genitive my, your, his, her, our, and their), except for genitive
case, which can be marked with the suffixes ’s on singular noun phrases and s’ on plural ones.
classic prose. A term introduced by the literary scholars Francis-Noél Thomas and Mark Turner in their
1994 book, Clear and Simple as the Truth, to refer to a prose style in which the writer appears to direct the
reader’s attention to an objective, concrete truth about the world by engaging the reader in conversation. It
contrasts with practical, self-conscious, contemplative, oracular, and other styles.
clause. The phrase type that corresponds to a sentence, whether it stands alone or is embedded in a larger
sentence: Ethan likes figs; I wonder whether Ethan likes figs; The boy who likes figs is here; The claim that
Ethan likes figs is false.
coherence connective. A word, phrase, or punctuation mark that signals the semantic relation between a
clause or passage and one that preceded it: Anna eats a lot of broccoli, because she likes the taste.
Moreover, she thinks it’s healthy. In contrast, Emile never touches the stuff. And neither does Anna’s son.
complement. A phrase that is allowed or required to appear with a head, completing its meaning: smell the
glove; scoot into the cave; I thought you were dead; a picture of Mabel; proud of his daughter.
conjunction. The traditional term for the grammatical category of words that link two phrases, including
coordinating conjunctions (and, or, nor, but, yet, so) and subordinating conjunctions (whether, if, to).
Following the Cambridge Grammar, | use the terms coordinator and subordinator instead.
coordinate. One of two or more phrases in a coordination.
coordination. A phrase consisting of two or more phrases with the same function, usually linked by a
coordinator: parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme; She is poor but honest; To live and die in LA; Should I
stay or should I go?; I came, I saw, I conquered.
coordinator. The grammatical category of words that link two or more phrases with the same function,
such as and, or, nor, but, yet, and so.
definiteness. A semantic distinction marked by the determiner of a noun phrase, indicating whether the
content of the head noun is sufficient to identify the referent in context. If I say I bought the car (definite), I
am assuming that you already know which car I’m talking about; if I say I bought a car (indefinite), I’m
introducing it to you for the first time.
denominal verb. A verb derived from a noun: He elbowed his way in; She demonized him.
determinative. The name used in the Cambridge Grammar for the grammatical category of words that
can function as determiners, including articles and quantifiers.
determiner. The part of a noun phrase that helps determine the referent of the head noun, answering the
question “Which one?” or “How many?” The determiner function is carried out by articles (a, an, the, this,
that, these, those), quantifiers (some, any, many, few, one, two, three), and genitives (my mother; Sara’s
iPhone). Note that determiner is a grammatical function; determinative a grammatical category.
diction. The choice of words. Not used here to refer to clarity of enunciation.
direct object. The object of the verb (or, if the verb has two objects, the second of the two), usually
indicating the entity that is directly moved or affected by the action: spank the monkey; If you give a muffin
to a moose; If you give a moose a muffin; Cry me a river.
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discourse. A connected seguence of sentences, such as a conversation, a paragraph, a letter, a post, or an
essay.
ellipsis. Omission of an obligatory phrase that can be recovered from the context: Yes we can __! Abe
flossed, and I did __ too; Where did you go? __To the lighthouse.
factual remoteness. Whether a proposition refers to a remote possibility, namely a state of affairs that is
untrue, highly hypothetical, or extremely improbable. The difference between If my grandmother is free,
she’ll come over (an open possibility) and If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a trolley (a remote
possibility).
foot. A sequence of syllables pronounced as a unit and with a specific rhythm: The SUN / did not SHINE. /
It was TOO / wet to PLAY.
genitive. The technical term for what is loosely called “possessive” case, namely the case of a noun which
functions as a determiner, such as Ed’s head or my theory. Marked in English by the choice of certain
pronouns (my, your, his, her, their, and so on) and, with all other noun phrases, the suffix ’s or s’: John’s
guitar; The Troggs’ drummer.
gerund. The form of the verb with the suffix —ing, often functioning like a noun: His drinking got out of
hand.
government. A traditional grammatical term covering the ways in which the head of a phrase may
determine the grammatical properties of other words in the phrase, including agreement, case-marking, and
the selection of complements.
grammatical category. A class of words that are interchangeable in their syntactic positions and in the way
they are inflected: noun, verb, adjective, adverb, preposition, determinative (including articles),
coordinator, subordinator, interjection. Also called a part of speech.
grammatical function. The role that a phrase plays inside a larger phrase, including subject, object,
predicate, determiner, head, complement, modifier, and adjunct.
head. The word in a phrase that determines the meaning and properties of the whole phrase: the man who
knew too much; give a moose a muffin; afraid of his own shadow; under the boardwalk.
hypercorrection. The overextension of a poorly grasped prescriptive rule to examples in which it does not
apply, as in I feel terribly; They planned a party for she and her husband; one fewer car; Whomever did this
should be punished.
iambic. A weak-STRONG meter: MiCHELLE; aWAY; To BED!
indicative. A term from traditional grammar for the mood of ordinary statements of fact, in contrast to
subjunctive, imperative, interrogative, and other moods.
indirect object. The first of two consecutive objects of a verb, usually indicating a recipient or beneficiary:
If you give a moose a muffin; Cry me a river.
infinitive. The plain, untensed form of the verb, sometimes (but not always) appearing with the
subordinator to: I want to be alone; She helped him pack; You must go.
inflection. The modification of the form of a word according to its role in the sentence, including the
declension of nouns (duck, ducks, duck’s, ducks’) and the conjugation of verbs (quack, quacks, quacked,
quacking). Not to be confused with intonation or prosody.
intonation. The melody or pitch contour of speech.
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intransitive. A verb that does not allow a direct object: Martha fainted: The chipmunk darted under the
car.
irrealis. Literally “not real”: a form of the verb that indicates factual remoteness. In English it is marked
only on the verb be: If I were a rich man, as opposed to If I was sick, Pd have a fever. In traditional
grammars, it tends to be conflated with the subjunctive.
main clause. The clause that expresses the principal assertion of a sentence, and in which subordinate
clauses may be embedded: She thinks [I’m crazy]; Peter repeated the gossip [that Melissa was pregnant] to
Sherry.
metadiscourse. Words that refer to the current discourse: To sum up; In this essay I will make the following
seventeen points; But I digress.
meter. The rhythm of a word or set of words, consisting of a pattern of weak and strong syllables.
modal auxiliary. The auxiliaries will, would, can, could, may, might, shall, should, must, and ought. They
convey necessity, possibility, obligation, future time, and other concepts related to modalities.
modality. Aspects of meaning relevant to the factual status of a proposition, including whether it is being
asserted as fact, suggested as a possibility, posed as a question, or laid out as a command, a request, or an
obligation. These are the meanings expressed by the grammatical system for mood.
modifier. An optional phrase that comments on or adds information to a head: a nice boy; See you in the
morning; The house that everyone tiptoes past.
mood. Distinctions among the grammatical forms of a verb or clause that convey the semantic distinctions
of modality, including the distinctions between an indicative statement (He ate), a question (Did he eat?),
an imperative (Eat!), a subjunctive (It’s important that he eat), and, for the verb be, an irrealis (If I were
you).
morpheme. The smallest meaningful pieces into which words can be cut: walk-s; in-divis-ibility;
crowdsourc-ing.
nominal. Something nouny: a noun, pronoun, proper name, or noun phrase.
nominalization. A noun formed out of a verb or an adjective: a cancellation; a fail; an enactment;
protectiveness; a fatality.
noun. The grammatical category of words that refer to things, people, and other nameable or conceivable
entities: lily, joist, telephone, bargain, grace, prostitute, terror, Joshua, consciousness.
noun phrase. A phrase headed by a noun: Jeff; the muskrat; the man who would be king; anything you
want.
object. A complement that follows a verb or preposition, usually indicating an entity that is essential to
defining the action, state, or situation: spank the monkey; prove the theorem; into the cave; before the party.
Includes direct, indirect, and oblique objects.
oblique object. An object of a preposition: under the door.
open conditional. An if-then statement referring to an open possibility, one that the speaker does not know
to be true or false: If it rains, we’ll cancel the game.
participle. A form of the verb without a tense, which generally needs to appear with an auxiliary or other
verb. English has two: the past participle, used in the passive voice (It was eaten) and perfect tense (He has
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gaten), and the gerund-participle, used in the progressive present tense (He is running) and in gerunds
(Getting there is half the fun). Most verbs have regular past-participle forms, formed by the suffix —ed (I
have stopped; It was stopped), but about 165 have irregular forms (I have given it away; It was given to me;
I have brought it; It was brought here). All gerund-participles in English are formed with —ing.
part of speech. Traditional term for a grammatical category.
passive voice. One of the two major voices in English. A construction in which the usual object appears as
the subject, and the usual subject is an object of by or absent altogether: He was bitten by a rabbit (compare
the active A rabbit bit him); We got screwed; Attacked by his own supporters, he had nowhere else to turn.
past tense. A form of the verb used to indicate past time, factual remoteness, or backshift: She left
yesterday; If you left tomorrow, you’d save money; She said she left. Most verbs have regular past-tense
forms, formed by the suffix —ed (I stopped), but about 165 have irregular forms (I gave it away; She
brought it). Also called the preterite.
person. The grammatical distinction between the speaker (first person), the addressee (second person), and
those not participating in the conversation (third person). Marked only on pronouns: first person I, me, we,
us, my, our; second person you, your; third person he, him, she, her, they, their, it, its.
phoneme. A minimal unit of sound, consisting of a spoken vowel or consonant: p-e-n; g-r-oa-n.
phrase. A group of words that behaves as a unit in a sentence and which typically has some coherent
meaning: in the dark; the man in the gray suit; dancing in the dark; afraid of the wolf.
predicate. The grammatical function of a verb phrase, corresponding to a state, an event, or a relationship
which is asserted to be true of the subject: The boys are back in town; Tex is tall; The baby ate a slug. The
term is also sometimes used to refer to the verb that heads the predicate (e.g., ate), or, if the verb is be, the
verb, noun, adjective, or preposition that heads its complement (e.g., tall).
preposition. The grammatical category of words that typically express spatial or temporal relationships:
in, on, at, near, by, for, under, before, after, up.
pronoun. A small subcategory of nouns that includes personal pronouns (I, me, my, mine, you, your, yours,
he, him, his, she, her, hers, we, us, our, ours, they, them, their, theirs) and interrogative and relative
pronouns (who, whom, whose, what, which, where, why, when).
prosody. The melody, timing, and rhythm of speech.
quantifier. A word (usually a determinative) which specifies the amount or quantity of a head noun: all,
some, no, none, any, every, each, many, most, few.
relative clause. A clause that modifies a noun, often containing a gap which indicates the role the noun
plays inside that phrase: five fat guys who — rock; a clause that — modifies a noun; women we love —;
violet eyes to die for —; fruit for the crows to pluck —.
remote conditional. An if-then statement referring to a remote possibility, one that the speaker believes to
be false, purely hypothetical, or highly improbable: If wishes were horses, beggars would ride; If pigs had
wings, they could fly.
semantics. The meaning of a word, phrase, or sentence. Does not refer to hairsplitting over exact
definitions.
sequence of tenses. See backshift.
subject. The grammatical function of the phrase that the predicate is saying something about. In active
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sentences with action verbs it corresponds to the actor or cause of the action: The boys are back in town;
Tex is tall; The baby ate a slug; Debbie broke the violin. In passive sentences it usually corresponds to the
affected entity: A slug was eaten.
subjunctive. A mood, marked mainly in subordinate clauses, which uses the plain form of the verb, and
indicates a hypothetical, demanded, or required situation: It is essential that I be kept in the loop; He bought
insurance lest someone sue him.
subordinate clause. A clause embedded in a larger phrase, as opposed to the main clause of the sentence:
She thinks Pm crazy; Peter repeated the gossip that Melissa was pregnant to Sherry.
subordinator. A grammatical category containing a small number of words that introduce a subordinate
clause: She said that it will work; I wonder whether he knows about the party; For her to stay home is
unusual. It corresponds roughly to the traditional category of subordinating conjunctions.
supplement. A loosely attached adjunct or modifier, set off from the rest of the sentence by pauses in
speech and by punctuation in writing: Fortunately, he got his job back; My point—and I do have one—is
this; Let’s eat, Grandma; The shoes, which cost $5,000, were hideous.
syntax. The component of grammar that governs the arrangement of words into phrases and sentences.
tense. The marking of a verb to indicate the time of the state or event relative to the moment the sentence is
uttered, including present tense (He mows the lawn every week) and past tense (He mowed the lawn last
week). A tense may have several meanings in addition to its standard temporal one; see past tense.
topic. A sentence topic is the phrase that indicates what the sentence is about; in English it is usually the
subject, though it can also be expressed in adjuncts such as As for fish, I like scrod. A discourse topic is
what a conversation or text is about; it may be mentioned repeatedly throughout the discourse, sometimes in
different words.
transitive. A verb that requires an object: Biff fixed the lamp.
verb. The grammatical category of words which are inflected for tense and which often refer to an action
or a state: He kicked the football; I thought I saw a pussycat; I am strong.
verb phrase. A phrase headed by a verb which includes the verb together with its complements and
adjuncts: He tried to kick the football but missed; I thought I saw a pussycat; I am strong.
voice. The difference between an active sentence (Beavers build dams) and a passive sentence (Dams are
built by beavers).
word-formation. Also called morphology: the component of grammar that alters the forms of words (rip
mega ripped) or that creates new words from old ones (a demagogue —> to demagogue; priority
prioritize; crowd + source — crowdsource).
zombie noun. Helen Sword’s nickname for an unnecessary nominalization that hides the agent of the
action. Her example: The proliferation of nominalizations in a discursive formation may be an indication of
a tendency toward pomposity and abstraction (instead of Writers who overload their sentences with nouns
derived from verbs and adjectives tend to sound pompous and abstract).
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Notes
PROLOGUE
1. From the introduction to The Elements of Style (Strunk & White, 1999), p. xv.
2. Pullum, 2009, 2010; J. Freeman, “Clever horses: Unhelpful advice from “The Elements of Style,”
Boston Globe, April 12, 2009.
3. Williams, 1981; Pullum, 2013.
4. Eibach & Libby, 2009.
5. The examples are from Daniels, 1983.
. Lloyd-Jones, 1976, cited in Daniels, 1983.
N ID
. See Garvey, 2009, for a discussion of criticisms that have been leveled at Strunk & White for its
insistence on plain style, and Lanham, 2007, for a critique of the one-dimensional approach to style
which runs through what he calls The Books.
. Herring, 2007; Connors & Lunsford, 1988; Lunsford & Lunsford, 2008; Lunsford, 2013; Thurlow,
2006.
9. Adams & Hunt, 2013; Cabinet Office Behavioural Insights Team, 2012; Sunstein, 2013.
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10. Schriver, 2012. For more on plain language laws, see the Center for Plain Language
(http://centerforplainlanguage.org) and the organizations called Plain (http://www.plainlanguage.gov)
and Clarity (http://www.clarity-international.net).
11. K. Wiens, “I won't hire people who use poor grammar. Here’s why,” Harvard Business Review Blog
Network, July 20, 2012, http://blogs.hbr.org/cs/2012/07/i_wont_hire_people_who_use_poo.html.
12. http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/online-dating-advice-exactly-what-to-say-in-a-first-message/. The
quotation is from the writer Twist Phelan in “Apostrophe now: Bad grammar and the people who hate
it,” BBC News Magazine, May 13, 2013.
CHAPTER 1: GOOD WRITING
1. From “A few maxims for the instruction of the over-educated,” first published anonymously in
Saturday Review, Nov. 17, 1894.
2. Though commonly attributed to William Faulkner, the quotation comes from the English professor Sir
Arthur Quiller-Couch in his 1916 lectures On the art of writing.
3. R. Dawkins, Unweaving the rainbow: Science, delusion and the appetite for wonder (Boston:
Houghton Mifflin, 1998), p. 1.
4. According to the Google ngram viewer: http://ngrams.googlelabs.com.
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5. R. N. Goldstein, Betraying Spinoza: The renegade Jew who gave us modernity (New York:
Nextbook/Schocken, 2006), pp. 124-125.
6. Kosslyn, Thompson, & Ganis, 2006; H. Miller, 2004—2005; Sadoski, 1998; Shepard, 1978.
7. M. Fox, “Maurice Sendak, author of splendid nightmares, dies at 83,” New York Times, May 8, 2012;
“Pauline Phillips, flinty adviser to millions as Dear Abby, dies at 94,” New York Times, Jan. 17, 2013;
“Helen Gurley Brown, who gave ‘Single Girl’ a life in full, dies at 90,” New York Times, Aug. 13,
2013. I have altered the punctuation to conform to the style of this book, and in the Phillips excerpt I
have quoted two of the four “Dear Abby” letters in the original obituary and reordered them.
8. Poole et al., 2011.
9. McNamara, Crossley, & McCarthy, 2010; Poole et al., 2011.
10. Pinker, 2007, chap. 6.
11. M. Fox, “Mike McGrady, known for a literary hoax, dies at 78,” New York Times, May 14, 2012.
12. I. Wilkerson, The warmth of other suns: The epic story of America’s great migration (New York:
Vintage, 2011), pp. 8-9, 14-15.
CHAPTER 2: A WINDOW ONTO THE WORLD
1. Versions of this saying have been expressed by the writing scholar James C. Raymond, the
psychologist Philip Gough, the literary scholar Betsy Draine, and the poet Mary Ruefle.
IN
. For a discussion of the ubiquity of concrete metaphors in language, see Pinker, 2007, chap. 5.
. Grice, 1975; Pinker, 2007, chap. 8.
. Thomas & Turner, 1994, p. 81.
5. Thomas & Turner, 1994, p. 77.
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In
. Both quotations are from p. 79.
IN
. B. Greene, “Welcome to the multiverse,” Newseek/The Daily Beast, May 21, 2012.
8. D. Dutton, “Language crimes: A lesson in how not to write, courtesy of the professoriate,” Wall Street
Journal, Feb. 5, 1999, http://denisdutton.com/bad_writing.htm.
9. Thomas & Turner, 1994, p. 60.
10. Thomas & Turner, 1994, p. 40.
11. Most likely said by the Kansas newspaper editor William Allen White,
http://guoteinvestigator.com/2012/08/29/substitute-damn/.
12. “Avoid clichés like the plague” is one of the many self-undermining rules of writing popularized by
William Safire in his 1990 book Fumblerules. The genre goes back at least to 1970s campus xeroxlore;
see http://alt -usage-english.org/humorousrules.html.
13. Keysar et al., 2000; Pinker, 2007, chap. 5.
14. From the historian Niall Ferguson.
15. From the linguist Geoffrey Pullum.
16. From the politician, lawyer, executive, and immortal Montreal Canadiens goaltender Ken Dryden.
17. From the historian Anthony Pagden.
18. The Dickens simile is from David Copperfield.
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19. Roger Brown, in an unpublished paper.
20. A. Bellow, “Skin in the game: A conservative chronicle,” World Affairs, Summer 2008.
21. H. Sword, “Zombie nouns,” New York Times, July 23, 2012.
22. G. Allport, “Epistle to thesis writers,” photocopy handed down by generations of Harvard psychology
graduate students, undated but presumably from the 1960s.
23. From the Pennsylvania Plain Language Consumer Contract Act,
http://www.pacode.com/secure/data/037/chapter307/s307.10.html.
24. G. K. Pullum, “The BBC enlightens us on passives,” Language Log, Feb. 22, 2011,
http://languagelog.Idc.upenn.edu/nll/?p-2990.
CHAPTER 3: THE CURSE OF KNOWLEDGE
1. Sword, 2012.
2. Named after Robert J. Hanlon, who contributed it to Arthur Bloch’s Murphy’s Law Book Two: More
reasons why things go wrong! (Los Angeles: Price/Stern/Sloan, 1980).
3. The term “curse of knowledge” was coined by Robin Hogarth and popularized by Camerer,
Lowenstein, & Weber, 1989.
4. Piaget & Inhelder, 1956.
5. Fischhoff, 1975.
6. Ross, Greene, & House, 1977.
7. Keysar, 1994.
. Wimmer & Perner, 1983.
. Birch & Bloom, 2007.
10. Hayes & Bajzek, 2008; Nickerson, Baddeley, & Freeman, 1986.
1. Kelley & Jacoby, 1996.
12. Hinds, 1999.
13. Other researchers who have made this suggestion include John Hayes, Karen Schriver, and Pamela
Hinds.
14. Cushing, 1994.
15. From the title of the 1943 style manual by Robert Graves and Alan Hodge, The reader over your
shoulder: A handbook for writers of prose (New York: Random House, revised edition, 1979).
16. Epley, 2014.
17. Fischhoff, 1975, Hinds, 1999, Schriver, 2012.
18. Kelley & Jacoby, 1996.
19. Freedman, 2007, p. 22.
20. From p. 73 of the second edition (1972).
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21. Attentive readers may notice that this definition of syllepsis is similar to the definition of zeugma I
gave in connection with the Sendak obituary in chapter 1. The experts on rhetorical tropes don't have a
consistent explanation of how they differ.
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22. G. A. Miller, 1956.
23. Pinker, 2013.
24. Duncker, 1945.
5. Sadoski, 1998, Sadoski, Goetz, & Fritz, 1993, Kosslyn, Thompson, & Ganis, 2006.
26. Schriver, 2012.
27. Epley, 2014.
CHAPTER 4: THE WEB, THE TREE, AND THE STRING
1. Florey, 2006.
2. Pinker, 1997.
3. Pinker, 1994, chap. 4.
. Pinker, 1994, chap. 8.
. I use the analyses in The Cambridge Grammar of the English Language (Huddleston & Pullum, 2002)
with a few simplifications, including those introduced in the companion A Student’s Introduction to
English Grammar (Huddleston & Pullum, 2005).
. The incident is described in Liberman & Pullum, 2006.
7. Huddleston & Pullum, 2002; Huddleston & Pullum, 2005.
. Bock & Miller, 1991.
. Chomsky, 1965; see Pinker, 1994, chaps. 4 and 7.
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10. Pinker, 1994, chap. 7. For more recent reviews of the experimental study of sentence processing, see
Wolf & Gibson, 2003, Gibson, 1998, Levy, 2008: Pickering & van Gompel, 2006.
11. From Liberman & Pullum, 2006.
12. Mostly from the column of Aug. 6, 2013.
13. I have simplified the tree on page 100; the Cambridge Grammar would call for two additional levels
of embedding in the clause Did Henry kiss whom to represent the inversion of the subject and the
auxiliary.
14. The first example is from the New York Times “After Deadline” column, the second, from Bernstein,
1965.
15. Pinker, 1994, Wolf & Gibson, 2003.
16. Some of the examples come from Smith, 2001.
17. R. N. Goldstein, 36 Arguments for the existence of God: A work of fiction (New York: Pantheon,
2010), pp. 18-19.
18. From “Types of sentence branching,” Report writing at the World Bank, 2012,
http://colelearning.net/rw_wb/module6/page7.html.
19. Here and elsewhere, I use the label Noun Phrase for the constituent the Cambridge Grammar calls
“Nominal.”
20. Zwicky et al., 1971/1992. See also http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/-myl/langugelog/archives/001086.html.
21. Pinker, 1994, chap. 4; Gibson, 1998.
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22. Boston Globe, May 23, 1999.
23. Fodor, 2002a, 2002b; Rayner & Pollatsek, 1989; Van Orden, Johnston, & Hale, 1988.
24. R. Rosenbaum, “Sex week at Yale,” Atlantic Monthly, Jan./Feb. 2003; reprinted in Pinker, 2004.
5. The unattributed source for most of these emails is Lederer, 1987.
26. Spotted by Language Log, http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=4401.
7. Bever, 1970.
28. Pinker, 1994, chap. 7; Fodor, 2002a; Gibson, 1998; Levy, 2008; Pickering & van Gompel, 2006; Wolf
& Gibson, 2003.
29. Nunberg, 1990; Nunberg, Briscoe, & Huddleston, 2002.
30. Levy, 2008.
31. Pickering & Ferreira, 2008.
32. Cooper & Ross, 1975; Pinker & Birdsong, 1979.
33. The example is from Geoffrey Pullum.
34. Gordon & Lowder, 2012.
35. Huddleston & Pullum, 2002; Huddleston & Pullum, 2005.
CHAPTER 5: ARCS OF COHERENCE
1. Mostly from Lederer, 1987.
2. Wolf & Gibson, 2006.
3. Bransford & Johnson, 1972.
. M. O’Connor, “Surviving winter: Heron,” The Cape Codder, Feb. 28, 2003; reprinted in Pinker, 2004.
5. Huddleston & Pullum, 2002; Huddleston & Pullum, 2005.
. Huddleston & Pullum, 2002; Huddleston & Pullum, 2005.
. Gordon & Hendrick, 1998.
. Mostly from Lederer, 1987.
. Garrod & Sanford, 1977; Gordon & Hendrick, 1998.
10. Hume, 1748/1999.
11. Grosz, Joshi, & Weinstein, 1995; Hobbs, 1979; Kehler, 2002; Wolf & Gibson, 2006. Hume’s
connections between ideas, as he originally explained them, are not identical to those distinguished by
Kehler, but his trichotomy is a useful way to organize the coherence relations.
12. Clark & Clark, 1968; G. A. Miller & Johnson-Laird, 1976.
13. Grosz, Joshi, & Weinstein, 1995; Hobbs, 1979; Kehler, 2002; Wolf & Gibson, 2006.
14. Kamalski, Sanders, & Lentz, 2008.
15. P. Tyre, “The writing revolution,” The Atlantic, Oct. 2012,
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/10/the-writing-revolution/309090/.
16. Keegan, 1993, p. 3.
7. Clark & Chase, 1972; Gilbert, 1991; Horn, 2001; Huddleston & Pullum, 2002; Huddleston & Pullum,
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2005: Miller & Johnson-Laird, 1976.
18. Gilbert, 1991; Goldstein, 2006; Spinoza, 1677/2000.
. Gilbert, 1991; Wegner et al., 1987.
. Clark & Chase, 1972; Gilbert, 1991; Miller & Johnson-Laird, 1976.
. Huddleston & Pullum, 2002.
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2. Liberman & Pullum, 2006; see also the many postings on “misnegation” in the blog Language Log,
http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/.
23. Wason, 1965.
24. Huddleston & Pullum, 2002.
25. Huddleston & Pullum, 2002.
26. To be exact, he said, “We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because
they are easy, but because they are hard... ,” http://er.jsc.nasa.gov/seh/ricetalk.htm.
27. Keegan, 1993, pp. 3-4.
28. Keegan, 1993, p. 5.
29. Keegan, 1993, p. 12.
30. Williams, 1990.
31. Mueller, 2004, pp. 16-18.
CHAPTER 6: TELLING RIGHT FROM WRONG
1. Macdonald, 1962.
2. G. W. Bush, “Remarks by the President at the Radio-Television Correspondents Association 57th
Annual Dinner,” Washington Hilton Hotel, March 29, 2001.
. Skinner, 2012.
. Hitchings, 2011; Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary of English Usage, 1994.
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5. Lindgren, 1990.
6. American Heritage Dictionary, 2011; Copperud, 1980; Huddleston & Pullum, 2002; Huddleston &
Pullum, 2005; Liberman & Pullum, 2006: Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary of English Usage, 1994;
Soukhanov, 1999. Online dictionaries: The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language
(http://www.ahdictionary.com/); Dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com); Merriam-Webster
Unabridged (http://unabridged.merriam-webster.com/); Merriam-Webster Online
(http://www.merriam-webster.com/); Oxford English Dictionary (http://www.oed.com); Oxford
Dictionary Online (http://www.oxforddictionaries.com). Language Log,
http://languagelog.Idc.upenn.edu/nll. Other sources consulted in this discussion include Bernstein,
1965; Fowler, 1965; Haussaman, 1993; Lunsford, 2006; Lunsford & Lunsford, 2008; Oxford English
Dictionary, 1991; Siegal & Connolly, 1999; Williams, 1990.
Z. M. Liberman, “Prescribing terribly,” Language Log, 2009, http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?
p=1360; M. Liberman, 2007, “Amid this vague uncertainty, who walks safe?” Language Log,
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~my!/languagelog/archives/004231.html.
8. E. Bakovic, “Think this,” Language Log, 2006,
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~my!/languagelog/archives/003144. html.
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9. The errors are taken from Lunsford, 2006, and Lunsford & Lunsford, 2008.
10. Haussaman, 1993, Huddleston & Pullum, 2002.
11. Merriam-Webster's Dictionary of English Usage, 1994, p. 218.
12. Nunnally, 1991.
13. This analysis is based on Huddleston & Pullum, 2002.
14. G. K. Pullum, “Menand’s acumen deserts him,” in Liberman & Pullum, 2006, and Language Log,
2003, http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/000027.html.
15. B. Zimmer, “A misattribution no longer to be put up with,” Language Log, 2004,
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/-myl/languagelog/archives/001715.html.
16. M. Liberman, “Hot Dryden-on-Jonson action,” Language Log, 2007,
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~my!/languagelog/archives/004454. html.
17. These and other examples of errors in student papers are adapted from Lunsford, 2006, and Lunsford
& Lunsford, 2008. For an explanation of tense and its relationship to time, see Pinker, 2007, chap. 4.
. Called out as an error by the New York Times’ “After Deadline” column, May 14, 2013.
19. Huddleston & Pullum, 2002.
20. Huddleston & Pullum, 2002, pp. 152-154.
21. Pinker, 2007, chap. 4.
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22. G. K. Pullum, “Irrational terror over adverb placement at Harvard,” Language Log, 2008,
http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=100.
23. Huddleston & Pullum, 2002, pp. 1185-1187.
24. M. Liberman, “Heaping of catmummies considered harmful,” Language Log, 2008,
http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=514.
25. G. K. Pullum, “Obligatorily split infinitives in real life,” Language Log, 2005,
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~my!/languagelog/archives/002180.html.
26. A. M. Zwicky, “Not to or to not,” Language Log, 2005,
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~my!/languagelog/archives/002139.html.
27. A. M. Zwicky, “Obligatorily split infinitives,” Language Log, 2004,
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~my!/languagelog/archives/000901.html.
28. From Winston Churchill.
29. This analysis is based on Huddleston & Pullum, 2002, especially pp. 999—1000.
30. Huddleston & Pullum, 2002, p. 87.
31. Huddleston & Pullum, 2002; Huddleston & Pullum, 2005.
32. Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary of English Usage, 1994, p. 343.
33. G. K. Pullum, “A rule which will live in infamy,” Chronicle of Higher Education, Dec. 7, 2012; M.
Liberman, “A decline in which-hunting?” Language Log, 2013, http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?
p=5479#more-5479.
34. G. K. Pullum, “More timewasting garbage, another copy-editing moron,” Language Log, 2004,
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/000918.html; G. K. Pullum, “Which vs that? I have
numbers!” Language Log, 2004, http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/-myl/languagelog/archives/001464.html.
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35. Merriam-Webster's Dictionary of English Usage, 1994, p. 895.
36. Pinker, 1999/2011.
37. Flynn, 2007; see also Pinker, 2011, chap. 9.
38
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http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~my!/languagelog/archives/000779.html.
39. Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary of English Usage, 1994, p. 958; G. K. Pullum, “One rule to ring them
all,” Chronicle of Higher Education, Nov. 30, 2012,
http://chronicle.com/blogs/linguafranca/2012/11/30/one-rule-to-ring-them-all/; Huddleston & Pullum,
2002.
40. According to the Google ngram viewer: http://ngrams.googlelabs.com.
41. A fifteenth-century curse discussed in my book The stuff of thought, chap. 7.
42. Quoted in Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary of English Usage, 1994, p. 959.
43. Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary of English Usage, 1994, pp. 689-690; Huddleston & Pullum, 2002, p.
506; American Heritage Dictionary, 2011, Usage Note for one.
44. For an analysis of the language of stuff and things, see Pinker, 2007, chap. 4.
45. J. Freeman, “One less thing to worry about,” Boston Globe, May 24, 2009.
46. Originally published as “Ships in the night,” New York Times, April 5, 1994.
47. White House Office of the Press Secretary, “Statement by the President on the Supreme Court’s
Ruling on Arizona v. the United States,” June 25, 2012.
48. D. Gelernter, “Feminism and the English language,” Weekly Standard, March 3, 2008; G. K. Pullum,
“Lying feminist ideologues wreck English language, says Yale prof,” Language Log, 2008,
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~my!/languagelog/archives/005423.html.
49. Foertsch & Gernsbacher, 1997.
50. From G. K. Pullum, “Lying feminist ideologues wreck English language, says Yale prof,” Language
Log, 2008, http://itre.cis upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/005423.html, and Merriam-Webster’s
Dictionary of English Usage, 1994.
51. Foertsch & Gernsbacher, 1997.
52. From G. J. Stigler, “The intellectual and the market place,” Selected Papers No. 3, Graduate School of
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53. H. Churchyard, “Everyone loves their Jane Austen,”
http://www.crossmyt.com/hc/linghebr/austheir.html.
54. G. K. Pullum, “Singular they with known sex,” Language Log, 2006,
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55. Pinker, 1994, chap. 12.
56. Foertsch & Gernsbacher, 1997; Sanforth & Filik, 2007; M. Liberman, “Prescriptivist science,”
Language Log, 2008, http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=199.
57. Huddleston & Pullum, 2002, pp. 608-609.
58. Nunberg, 1990; Nunberg, Briscoe, & Huddleston, 2002.
59. Truss, 2003; L. Menand, “Bad comma,” New Yorker, June 28, 2004; Crystal, 2006; J. Mullan, “The
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61. Lunsford, 2006: Lunsford & Lunsford, 2008, B. Yagoda, “The most comma mistakes,” New York
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62. B. Yagoda, “Fanfare for the comma man,” New York Times, April 9, 2012.
63. M. Norris, “In defense of ‘nutty’ commas,” New Yorker, April 12, 2010.
64. Lunsford, 2006; Lunsford & Lunsford, 2008, B. Yagoda, “The most comma mistakes,” New York
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65. The examples that follow are from Wikipedia, “Serial comma.”
66. Siegal & Connolly, 1999.
67. At least according to the New York Times Manual of Style and Usage (Siegal & Connolly, 1999).
Other manuals make an exception to this exception for classical names ending in —as or —us, and then
make an exception to the exception to the exception for Jesus—but he would get by without the ’s by
virtue of the sound of his name anyway.
68. Pullum, 1984.
69. B. Yagoda, “The rise of ‘logical punctuation,’” Slate, May 12, 2011.
70. D. F. Wallace, “Tense present: Democracy, English, and the wars over usage,” Harper’s, April 2001;
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71. G. K. Pullum, “Lying feminist ideologues wreck English, says Yale prof,” Language Log, 2008,
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72. Deck & Herson, 2010.
73. Kahneman, Slovic, & Tversky, 1982; Schacter, 2001.
74. K. A. McDonald, “Many of Mark Twain’s famed humorous sayings are found to have been
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may be searchable.
Page numbers in boldface refer to glossary entries and main discussions; page numbers in italics refer to
cartoons and other illustrations.
a and an, 153-56, 310
abbreviations, 63—65, 70
absolute and graded qualities, 244-46
abstraction
vs. abstract subject matter, 31-35, 48—49
in bad writing, 36, 48—49
as dehumanizing, 24-25
functional fixity, 70-72, 73-75
See also classic style or prose; concreteness; metadiscourse abstract nouns, 36, 48-50, 73, 87
See also nominalizations
abstracts, 149
academic writing, 31, 57—58
capricious syntactic variation in, 126
cartoons about, 37, 51, 57, 58
examples of bad, 35-36, 66
in linguistics, 65-67
overly long paragraphs, 145
professional narcissism in, 38, 40—42, 149
See also curse of knowledge
accusative case, 206-7, 222, 310
accusative pronouns, 97, 100, 310
between you and I, 205-7
I vs. me, 97-99, 206-7, 222, 234
who vs. whom, 99-102, 240-43
acronyms. See abbreviations
active voice, 55—56, 223, 309
Ade, George, 240
adjectives, 84, 201-3, 309
comparatives and superlatives, 252
vs. genitives, 86-87, 219
in good writing, 14, 22
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nouns formed from, 314
verbs formed from, 238
zombie adjectives, 50-51
See also specific words
adjuncts, 309, 317
adverbs, 84, 201-3, 202, 309
in good writing, 16, 22
hedging with, 43—44
sentence adverbs, 266, 292-93
split infinitives and, 199, 228-30
See also specific words
adverse, 269
affect and effect, 282
affixes, 309
after, 88, 164-65, 217
agents
protagonists in good writing, 48-49, 152-53
unmentioned, passives for, 55-56, 132
aggravate, 187, 263
agreement, 309
tense agreement, 310
See also number; sequence of tenses; subject-verb agreement AHD (American Heritage Dictionary of the
English Language), 189, 198, 239, 240
Usage Panel, 189, 194, 199, 201, 212, 234, 244, 249, 250, 251, 260, 263, 264, 265, 267, 270, 273, 275,
278, 279, 281
See also specific problem words and usages
ain’t, 192-93, 202-3
Alice in Wonderland (Carroll), 173
alleged, 44
Allen, Woody, 122
alliteration, 12, 21
Allport, Gordon, 52-53
a lot, 249
also, 162-63, 204-5
alternative, 251
ambiguity. See lexical ambiguity; syntactic ambiguity American Heritage Dictionary of the English
Language (AHD), 189, 198, 239, 240
Usage Panel, 189, 194, 201
See also specific problem words and usages
American Usage and Style: The Consensus (Copperud), 199-200, 201, 228
among, 251
analogies, 32, 34, 37
anapest, 310
and, 161, 164, 165, 204-5
See also coordinations
Anguished English (Lederer), 118n25, 210, 324
Annie Hall, 36
antecedents, 310
possessive antecedents, 218-20
anticipate, 263
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anxious, 263
any, 247, 251, 259, 260
apologetic language, 38, 42—43
apostrophes, 294, 294-97, 297
appraise, 269
articles, 84, 86, 153-57, 310, 312
for disambiguation, 122-23
for initial vs. repeated appearances, 153-54, 155-56
See also a and an; the
as, 217-18, 233-34
as far as, 269
“Ask the Bird Folks” heron text, 148-53, 155-57, 159-60
attribution (coherence relation), 166
Austen, Jane, 233, 258, 261, 289
auxiliaries, 95, 176, 213-17, 226-27, 310
can vs. may, 207-8, 208
in conditional constructions, 213-17
had, 216-17, 226
modal auxiliaries, 207, 216, 314
past-tense forms, 216-17, 226
shall and will, 227-28
awesome, 14
back-formation, 196
backshifting, 222-27, 310
See also sequence of tenses
bad writing, hallmarks of, 36, 56
See also academic writing; apologetic language; bureaucratic language; capricious variation; clichés;
coherence; convoluted syntax; curse of knowledge; embedding; hedging; metaconcepts;
metadiscourse; mixed metaphors; postmodernism; professional narcissism; self-conscious style;
structural parallelism; syntactic ambiguity; specific problem usages
Bad Writing Contest, 35-36, 50
Barry, Dave, 174, 296
be
irrealis were, 215, 231-33, 314, 317
predicative nominative, 222
subjunctive. See irrealis were
because, 165, 168, 177, 204-5
before, 88, 164-65, 217
before-and-after relations, 160, 164-65
beg the question, 270
Bellow, A. (quoted), 48
bemused, 270
Bernstein, Theodore, 78, 156, 199, 221—22, 224
Betraying Spinoza (Goldstein), 15-18
between, 205-7, 251
Bible, 125, 219, 222, 235
Billings, Josh, 302
both ... and, 96, 97
Bransford, John, 147-48
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brevity, 1-2, 30, 104—6, 122—24
See also “omit needless words” rule Brown, Helen Gurley, obituary of, 20, 21-22
Brown, Roger (quoted), 48
Bryant, William Cullen, 194
bureaucratic language, 7, 41, 44, 50, 56, 62, 110
plain language laws, 9, 53
Bush, George W., 63, 190
Bush, Lawrence, 254-55
but, 161, 166, 204-5
Butler, Judith, 36
Cambridge Grammar of the English Language, The, 86, 201, 250, 310
can and may, 207-8, 208
capricious variation, 125-26, 156-57, 161-63
Careful Writer, The (Bernstein), 199, 224
See also Bernstein, Theodore
Carlyle, Thomas, 194
Carroll, Lewis, 173
case, 97—102, 310
See also accusative case; accusative pronouns; genitive case; genitive pronouns; nominative case;
nominative pronouns cause-and-effect coherence relations, 160, 165-66, 167
Caxton, William, 5
Charge of the Light Brigade, 62
Chomsky, Noam, 91
chronological order, 160, 164-65
chunking, 67—69, 74-75, 142
Churchill, Winston, 125, 220, 227
Churchyard, Henry, 258
clarity, 7, 9, 29, 37, 69-70, 106, 262
brevity-clarity tradeoffs, 122-24, 262
See also classic style or prose; coherence classic style or prose, 28—31, 37—38, 45—46, 74-75, 152, 302,
310-11
examples of, 23-24, 31-35, 74-75, 150-51, 183-85
hallmarks of, 28-29, 37-39, 41—43, 48-49, 53, 55-56, 152, 185-86, 254
vs. other styles, 29-31
See also good writing; writer-reader relationship; writing clauses, 311
main clauses, 314
subordinate clauses, 317
See also embedding; punctuation; relative clauses; syntax Clausewitz, Carl von. See History of Warfare,
A
Clear and Simple as the Truth (Thomas and Turner), 28, 29, 30, 44, 310
See also classic style or prose
clefting, 136-37
cliché, as an adjective, 270
clichés, 13, 14, 17, 25, 38, 42-43, 45—48, 231, 239, 295
Clinton, Bill, 98-99, 172
cognition
chunking, 67-69, 74-75, 142
functional fixity, 70-72, 73-75
semantic memory (web of knowledge), 79-83, 103, 115, 131, 142, 146, 151
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See also coherence; comprehension; imagery; memory; perspective; psycholinguistics; sentence
processing, tree-awareness coherence, 139-86, 302
failures of coherence, 139-41, 159, 162, 170, 173, 178-79, 180-81
with negation, 172—77
phrase order and, 131
proportionality, 178-80
repeated appearances, 146, 153-58
themes and thematic consistency, 145—46, 182-86
topics and topic strings, 39—41, 131, 146-49, 151, 151-53, 182, 317
See also text structure and organization coherence connectives, 160, 169, 311
and or because beginning a sentence, 204—5
for cause-effect relations, 165-66
for contiguity relations, 164-65
punctuation and, 292-93
for resemblance relations, 161, 162-63, 168
coherence relations, 159-69, 324—25n11
attribution and anticipation, 166
cause and effect, 160, 165-66, 167
contiguity, 160, 164-65
resemblance relations, 160-64
Colbert, Stephen, 95
College Board exam question, 218-19, 220
colon, 21, 163, 292
commas, 285-94
comma splice, 285, 291-93
errors with, 121-22, 285, 287, 288-92
functions of, 120-21, 286, 289, 293
negation and, 177
quotation marks and, 298—300
serial or Oxford comma, 293-94
with supplementary phrases, 236, 285-86, 288, 289-91, 292
and syntax, 107-8, 121-22, 177, 235-36, 285, 287-89
comparative adjectives, 252
comparisons and contrasts (coherence relations), 157, 161-63, 166, 168
like and as, 217-18
than and as, 233-34
complements, 85, 93, 203, 217, 222, 233, 311
See also objects
comprehension
chunking and, 67-69, 74-75, 142
See also sentence processing
comprise, 263
concreteness, 29, 53-54, 72—74
in good writing, 14, 16-17, 21, 25, 26, 34-35, 186
See also abstraction; classic style or prose; clichés; impersonal language conditionals, 213-17, 224-25,
315, 316
conjunctions, 84, 88, 94, 311
See also coordinations; coordinators; specific words
connectives. See coherence connectives; specific words
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contact, 3—4, 194, 238
contemplative style, 29
contiguity coherence relations, 160, 164-65
contractions, 295, 296
contrast (coherence relation), 13, 161—63
control. See subject control
conversation, 27—28, 44, 53
in classic style, 29, 38-39, 44, 53, 54, 311
convince, 264
convoluted syntax, 112-15
coordinates, 311
coordinating conjunctions. See coordinators coordinations, 94-97, 98-99, 106-8, 206-7, 248-49, 311
See also coordinators
coordinators, 84, 88, 94, 96, 311
See also coordinations; specific words
Copperud, Roy, 199-200, 201, 228
Corbett, Philip, 95
correct usage, 187, 189-91, 200-201, 193-94, 300-304
Prescriptivist-Descriptivist pseudo-controversy, 188-89, 191-92, 194-95, 303-4
and reference works, 23, 198-200, 262, 301, 302
See also prescriptive rules; purism; word choice; specific problem words and usages
could, 216, 226
count nouns, 252-55
credible, 270
crescendo, 264
criteria, 271
critique, 264
Cronkite, Walter, 217
curse of knowledge, 59-63, 61, 139, 302
abstraction and, 67
chunking and, 69, 73, 74—75
coherence connectives and, 168
exorcising, 63—64
jargon, abbreviations, and technical terms, 63—67
respecting your audience, 69—70
zombie nouns and, 158-59
See also functional fixity; professional narcissism dangling modifiers or participles, 187, 208-11
Darwin, Charles, 27
dash, 21, 235, 236, 292
data, 271
datives, 136
Dawkins, Richard, 13—14, 16
Dear Abby obituary, 19-20, 21
“Death of a Pig” (White), 235
decimate, 189, 196, 264
deep structure, 91-93, 92, 100, 242
See also gaps and fillers; syntax; tree structure definiteness, 154, 311
for repeated appearances, 154—56
See also articles; determiners; specific words
Defoe, Daniel, 202
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degree. See guality and degree
dehumanizing language, 24—25
demonstratives. See articles; that; these and those
denominal verbs, 52, 237, 237-39, 311
depreciate, 271
Derrida, Jacques, 43
descriptive rules, 190-91
Descriptivist-Prescriptivist pseudo-controversy, 188-89, 191-92, 194—95, 303-4
determinatives, 84, 310, 312, 316
See also articles
determiners, 84, 86-88, 311, 312
genitives as, 82, 86, 87-88, 154, 219-20, 310
See also articles; quantifiers; specific words
diagramming sentences, 77—78, 82-83
dichotomy, 271
Dickens, Charles, 48, 218, 219, 236
diction, 262-63, 312
See also word choice; specific problem words
dictionaries, 23, 188-90, 193-95, 198-200, 239-40, 262-63
See also lexicography; specific dictionaries
dictionary.com. See Random House Dictionary
different than, 234
direct objects, 87, 312
discourse, 142, 312, 166
See also conversation
discourse topic, 151, 317
disinterested, 272
Dole, Bob, 112-13, 166
double negatives, 173—74, 192
Dryden, John, 220-21
Dryden, Ken (quoted), 47
dual number, 250-52
due to, 264
Dutton, Denis, 35
each other, 251
Eats, Shoots & Leaves (Truss), 285, 288, 300
editors, 75—76
effect and affect, 282
egocentrism, 59—60
See also professional narcissism
800-pound gorilla, 47—48
either, 96, 207, 248, 249, 251-52
elaboration (coherence relation), 160, 163, 166, 292
elegant variation, 156-57, 161
See also repetition; variation, capricious “Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard” (Gray), 14
Elements of Style, The (Strunk and White), 6, 8-9, 30
on acronyms, 65
on brevity, 1—2
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on like as coordinator, 217
on neologisms of their time, 3—4, 194
possessive antecedents, 219
on syntax, 2, 127, 131
on which, 236
ellipsis, 233-34, 312
embedding, 81, 83, 107-15, 286
See also convoluted syntax; sentence processing; tree structure Emerson, Ralph Waldo, 47
emphasis
backshifting and, 225
fused participles and, 213
new-information-last rule, 130-37, 153, 221-22
quotation marks for, 297—98
Encarta World English Dictionary, 198, 199
enervate, 272
English word order, 83, 109, 130-32, 135-37
See also syntax; tree structure
enormity, 272
Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, An (Hume), 160
“Epistle to Thesis Writers” (Allport), 52-53
etymological fallacy, 196, 264
euphemism, 17—18
Evans, Bergen, 236
every, 237, 247, 261
exception (coherence relation), 163, 164
exemplification (coherence relation), 159, 163, 166, 168, 292
like to introduce examples, 218
existentials, 17, 105, 136, 153
See also there
expectations, violated (coherence relation), 159, 166
expertise
chunking and, 69, 74—75
functional fixity and, 74-75
of readers, coherence connectives and, 69—70, 167-68
See also curse of knowledge
explanation (coherence relation), 159-60, 164, 167, 168
because to begin a sentence, 205
extraposed clauses, 136
factual remoteness, 214-16, 312, 314
remote conditionals, 214-17, 224-25, 316
subjunctive and irrealis were, 231-33, 314, 317
false consensus, 60
false title, 123
Faulkner, William, 218, 233-34, 320n2
feet (meter), 310, 312
feminism. See nonsexist language
Ferguson, Niall (quoted), 46
fewer vs. less, 252-54
Feynman, Richard, 67
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first person
and shall vs. will, 227—28
unnecessary avoidance of, 40, 52—54
See also I
Fiske, Robert Hartwell, 300-301
flat adverbs, 201-2
flat-branching trees, 107-8, 114-15
flaunt, 273
Florey, Kitty Burns, 78-79
flounder, 273
Flynn, James, 239
formality in style, 6, 201, 213, 222, 232, 241, 242, 243, 260
fortuitous, 273
Fowler, Henry, 156, 212, 236, 266
Fox, Margalit, 18-23
Fox in Socks (Dr. Seuss), 111-12
Frankenstein, 265
Franklin, Benjamin, 65, 202
Freedman, Adam, 64
free indirect style, 225-26
Fuller, Margaret, 194
fulsome, 273
Fumblerules (Safire), 321n12
functional fixity, 70-72, 73-75
function words
and disambiguation, 122—23
for negation, 172-73
See also articles; auxiliaries; coordinators; determiners; prepositions; subordinators; specific words
fused participles, 212-13
future tense, shall and will, 227-28
gaps and fillers, 89-93, 94, 97-98, 101, 114, 133-35
garden paths
commas and, 291-92, 293-94
example sentences, 119-20, 293-94
function words and, 122-23
prevention of, 120-27
See also syntactic ambiguity
Gelernter, David, 256, 258, 262, 300
gender, 28n, 61n, 255-61, 256, 260
generalization (coherence relation), 162, 164
genitive case, 88, 310, 312
genitives as determiners, 82, 86, 87-88, 154, 219-20, 310
possessive antecedents, 218-20
vs. possessive case, 88
See also possessives
genitive pronouns, 86, 88, 97, 310, 312
gerunds and gerund-participles, 312, 315
dangling participles, 187, 208-11
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fused participles, 212-13
Gettysburg Address, 221
“given, then new” rule, 130-37, 153, 221-22
Goldstein, Rebecca Newberger, 15—18, 106-9
good writing, 8—9, 11-12, 26, 302—4
consulting references, 23, 198-200, 262, 301, 302
examples analyzed, 13-14, 15-18, 19-23, 23-26, 31-35, 106-9, 125, 150—60, 183-86
feedback and revision, 75—76
See also classic style or prose; coherence; text structure and organization Gore, Al, 63
government (grammatical), 93-94, 313
government, language of, 24-25, 51-52, 52, 62
See also bureaucratic language; politicians Gower, Ernest, 227—28
graded qualities, 45, 244—46
graduate, 265
grammar, 2, 78-79, 79, 201
reasons for learning, 78-79, 83, 88-89, 137-38
usage issues, 201—43
See also grammatical categories; grammatical functions; inflection; syntax; specific words
grammatical categories, 84, 86-87, 313
vs. grammatical functions, 84-85, 86-88, 203, 219
vs. semantic categories, 86, 87—88, 222
grammatical functions, 84-87, 313
vs. grammatical categories, 84—85, 86-88, 203, 219
vs. semantic categories, 86
Gray, Thomas, 14
Greek and Latin forms combined, 196
Greene, Brian, 31-35, 69
Gresham's Law, 198
grocer’s apostrophe, 285, 295—96
had, 215, 216-17, 226-27
Haig, Alexander, 51, 52
Hall, Robert A., 112
Hanlon’s Razor, 58-59, 322n2
he, generic use of, 257-58
headlines, 110-11, 117, 121, 123
heads (of phrases), 82, 84-85, 206, 313
healthy, 265
“heaviest last” rule, 130-37, 154, 221-22
hedging, 38, 43-45
Hellman, Lillian, 227
heron text, 148-53, 155-57, 159-60
hindsight bias, 60
History of Warfare, A (Keegan), 171, 186
negation problems in, 171, 172, 175
passages quoted, 170, 178-79, 180-81
proportionality problems in, 178-80, 181
thematic inconsistency in, 180-83
Hofstadter, Douglas, 249
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homogenous, 274
hone, 274
hopefully, 266
hot button, 274
however, 164, 166, 292—93
Huddleston, Rodney, 310
Hume, David, 160, 324—25n11
humongous, 300-301
hung, 275
hypercorrections, 98, 203, 206, 217, 233, 254, 313
between you and I, 205-7
avoidance of, 53
between you and I, 205-7
vs. me, 97—99, 206-7, 222, 234
See also pronouns
I Am America (And So Can You!) (Colbert), 95
iambic meter, 313
idioms. See clichés
if-then statements. See conditionals illusory transparency, 60
imagery, 71-74, 79, 80
in the avoidance of clichés, 46—47, 48
in good writing, 14, 16-17, 21, 25, 32, 186
See also concreteness
imperative, 54, 126, 232, 314
impersonal language, 24—25, 52-54
See also nonsexist language; passive voice incredible, 14
indefiniteness, 154, 155, 156, 311
See also a and an; articles; definiteness; determiners; some
indicative mood, 232, 313
See also mood; subjunctive mood
indirect discourse, 223, 224-27, 291
See also free indirect style
indirect objects, 136, 313
infinitives, 313
split infinitives, 199-200, 228-30
inflection, 313
informal style, 6, 201, 242, 260
vs. ungrammaticality, 201, 213, 222, 241, 242-43, 260, 267
integrated relative clauses, 286, 290
See also relative clauses, restrictive vs. nonrestrictive intensifiers, 45, 276
See also quality and degree; superlatives; specific words
intern (verb), 275
Internet memes, 89, 117-18, 121
interrogatives. See mood; questions; specific words
intonation, 236-37, 313
See also meter; prosody
intransitive verbs and prepositions, 124, 220, 265, 283, 314
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intrigue, 266
IO scores, 239
ironic, 275
ironic style, 30
irrealis verb forms, 231-33, 314, 317
See also factual remoteness, subjunctive mood irregardless, 275
irregularity. See past tense, irregular; plurals, irregular Jameson, Fredric, 35-36
jargon, 61, 63-67, 71-72
See also curse of knowledge
Johnson, Marcia, 147-48
Jonson, Ben, 220-21
journalism and journalese
elegant variation, 156
false titles, 123
headlines, 110-11, 117, 121, 123
hedging in, 44
indirect discourse in, 224—26
paragraphing, 145
professional narcissism in, 41
syntactic ambiguities in, 117, 118-19, 121, 123
tag lines and pull quotes, 149
Keegan, John, 171, 186
See also History of Warfare, A
“keep related words together” rule, 127
Kehler, Andrew, 160, 324—25n11
Kellogg, Brainerd, 77
Kennedy, John F., 176-77, 325n26
Kilpatrick, James, 250
King, Martin Luther, Jr., 25, 125, 245
King John (Shakespeare), 47
Lakoff, Robin, 112
language change
lexicography and, 189-90, 193, 194-95
seen as degeneration, 3—6, 194—95, 196, 301
semantic change, 196, 198
See also neologisms
Language Log, 111, 201
Latin, 6, 130, 195-96, 199-200, 222, 220, 229, 277, 281
Latinate words and phrases, 22, 64
lay and lie, 283, 284
Leave Your Language Alone (Hall), 112
Lederer, Richard, 118n25, 210, 324
left-branching trees, 109-12
legalese, 44, 53, 64
legend, 281
Lennon, Sean Ono, 259
less, 187, 244, 252-54
lexical ambiguity, 116, 162-63
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lexicography, 189-90, 193, 194-95
See also dictionaries, prescriptivism
Liberman, Mark, 173—74, 220—21
lie and lay, 283, 284
like, 217-18
Lincoln, Abraham, 221
linguistics, 3, 6, 28n, 78, 111, 112, 131, 160, 188, 190-91, 192, 201, 220, 242, 253, 268, 298, 310
confusing terminology in, 65-67
See also psycholinguistics; syntax; tree-awareness linguists, 20, 55, 91, 111, 112, 166, 173, 220, 221,
235, 303
literally, 276, 301
little words. See function words
livid, 266
Lloyd-Jones, Richard, 6
loan, 266
logic, as rationale for rules, 192, 196-97, 243-44
logical distinctions
and and or, 207, 248-49
bound variables, 259-60
modality, 213-17, 314
negation, 172—78, 192, 247—48, 259, 310
quantifiers, 66, 86, 310, 312, 316
scope, 175-77, 229
some and all, 66, 259-60
Logical Punctuation, 299-300
LOLcats, 89
Lolita (Nabokov), 48
luxuriant, 276
MacArthur, Douglas, 228
McCartney, Paul, 131
Macdonald, Dwight, 190, 194-95, 204
McGrady, Mike, obituary of, 22-23
malaprops, 262-63, 268-69, 273, 274, 277, 279
See also word choice; specific problem words
many, 252
Marx, Groucho, 65, 240
masculine pronouns, generic uses of, 257-58
mass nouns, 153, 252-55
masterful, 266
may and can, 207-8, 226
me
between you and I, 205-7
vs. I, 97-99, 206-7, 222, 234
meaning. See semantics
“Meaning of Meaning, The,” (Putnam), 204
memory, 71, 79-80
abbreviations and, 64-65
chunking, 67—69, 74-75, 142
concreteness and, 72
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as network of nodes, 79-80
sentence processing and, 78, 89, 103, 106, 107, 124
See also cognition, semantic memory
Menand, Louis, 285, 288
Mencken, H. L., 234
meretricious, 276
Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary of English Usage, 201, 227
Merriam-Webster Unabridged, 198, 199
metaconcepts, 36, 49-50, 73-74, 105
metadiscourse, 38, 314
introducing topics, 38—39, 146-47
signposting, 38—40, 143
metaphor, 29n2, 35, 46-48
mixed metaphors, 46—48
meter, 26, 310, 312, 313, 314
might, 216, 226
Miller, George, 67
mitigate, 277
mixed metaphors, 46—48
modal auxiliaries, 207-8, 213-17, 314
See also specific words
modality, 314
See also imperative; indicative mood; irrealis verb forms; questions; subjunctive mood Modern English
Usage (Fowler), 156, 212, 236, 266
modifiers, 82, 86, 314
adjectives vs., 86-87, 219
adjuncts, 309
dangling modifiers, 187, 208-11
determiners vs., 86-87, 219
noun piles, 109-11
preposing and postposing, 135, 136, 153
prepositional phrases as, 123-24
supplements, 317
See also adjectives; adjuncts; adverbs; relative clauses momentarily, 267
mood, 310, 314
indicative, 313
subjunctive, 231-33, 314, 317
more, 244, 252, 254
morphemes, 295, 314
morphology. See inflection; word-formation most, 252
much, 252
Mullan, John, 285
multiverse, 31-35
murder your darlings, 12
Nabokov, Vladimir, 48
Nash, Ogden, 217
nauseous, 190, 267
needless words, 1—2, 104—6, 122
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See also “omit needless words” rule
negation, 172—78, 192, 259, 310
neither, 96, 172, 247
neologisms, 3—4, 194, 196, 237—40
See also jargon
New Age, 277
New Yorker, 217, 285, 288-89
cartoons, 61, 229
New York Times, 43, 238, 245, 296
“After Deadline” excerpts, 95-96
Margalit Fox’s obituaries, 18-23
See also Bernstein, Theodore; Corbett, Philip; Safire, William New York Times Manual of Style and
Usage, The, 125-26
Nixon, Richard, 172
no, as quantifier, 247—48, 258-59, 260
noisome, 277
nominalizations, 50, 55, 314
zombie nouns, 50-51, 51, 52, 54, 105, 158-59, 318
nominals, 314, 324n19
nominative case, 310
predicative nominative, 222
nominative pronouns, 97—102, 205-7, 310
See also specific words
none, 246-47
nonetheless, 164, 165
nonplussed, 277
non sequiturs, 139, 140, 159
See also coherence
nonsexist language, 28n, 255-61, 256, 260
nonstandard usages, 188, 192—93, 202, 203-4, 274
See also specific problem usages
North, Ryan, 256
notional agreement, 248, 259
not only... but also, 96-97
noun phrases, 82, 85, 315, 324n19
noun piles, 110-11
nouns, 82, 84, 87, 315
abstract, minimizing, 48—50
conjoined nouns and number, 248—49
distinguishing first appearance from subsequent ones, 153-56
verbs derived from, 52, 237, 237-39, 311
See also case; nominalizations; pronouns; subjects number, 246—54
coordinations and, 206, 207, 248-49
count nouns vs. mass nouns, 252-55
duals and plurals, 250-52
irregular plurals, 4
singulars and plurals, 246-50
singular they, 255-61, 260
See also subject-verb agreement
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Obama, Barack, 228-29, 255
objects, 82, 85, 315, 318
case marking, 310
direct objects, 312
indirect objects, 136, 313
obligue objects, 315
See also prepositional objects
O’Connor, Mike (“Ask the Bird Folks”), 148—53, 155-57, 159-60
“omit needless words” rule, 1—2, 104-6, 122-24
See also brevity
one another, 251
one of those who, 249-50
onomatopoeia. See phonesthetics
open conditionals, 214, 216, 315
opportunism, 277
or, 96, 204-5, 207, 249
either... or, 96, 207, 249, 251-52
oracular style, 29
oral (vs. verbal), 282
oratorical style, 29
order of events, 160, 164-65
Orwell, George, 2, 24—25
outlines, 142-43
over (as quantifier), 254
Oxford comma, 293-94
Oxford English Dictionary, 196
Pagden, Anthony (quoted), 47
Pa-n.ini, 131
paragraphs, 26, 145
parallel constructions. See structural parallelism parameter, 278
parentheses, 235, 236, 291
parsing, 103
See also sentence processing
participles, 187, 208-11, 212-13, 315
Parton, Dolly, 37
parts of speech. See grammatical categories; specific categories
passive voice, 2—3, 50, 52-56, 315
appropriate uses of, 55-56, 132-35, 152
inappropriate voice shifts, 223
past participles, 315
past tense, 215, 224—25, 315
irregular, 215, 216, 226, 275, 280, 283, 284
vs. past time, 215, 216, 224-25, 226-27
in remote conditionals, 214-17, 224-25
in sequence of tenses (backshift), 223-27
See also pluperfect; tense
people and persons, 4, 194
periods, 204, 292
quotation marks and, 298-300
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person (grammatical), 207, 223, 315—16
persons, 4
perspective, 21, 26, 28-29, 48, 55-56
perspective shifts, 222-27
See also imagery
phenomena, 278
Phillips, Pauline, obituary of, 19-20, 21
phonemes, 316
phonesthetics, 22, 26
phrases, 316
pied-piping, 221-22, 242-43
plain language, 7, 12, 22
plain language laws, 9, 53
plain style, 30
Plain Words (Gowers), 227-28
pluperfect, 216-17, 226-27
plurals
grocer’s apostrophe, 285, 295-96
indefinite vs. definite, 154, 155-56
irregular, 4, 271, 278
plural possessives, 297
See also number; subject-verb agreement plus, 249
poetic language, 14, 25
point (of text), 148-49, 179-80
politically correct, 278
politicians, 25, 51-52, 52, 55
See also government, language of; specific individuals
“Politics and the English Language” (Orwell), 2, 24—25
possessives, 88, 97, 310, 312
apostrophes and, 295, 296-97, 297, 310
with gerunds (fused participles), 212-13
possessive antecedents, 218-20
See also genitive case; genitive pronouns postmodernism, 30, 35, 37, 43
postmodern style, 30, 43
postposing, 135, 136
practicable, 278
practical style, 29-30, 31
predicate, 85, 316
predicative nominative, 222
preposing, 135, 136, 153, 164-65, 205, 290
prepositional objects, 82, 85, 88, 97, 136, 315
intransitive prepositions, 220
See also prepositions; specific words
prepositional phrases, 82
as modifiers, 123-24
prepositions, 84, 88, 316
with clausal complements, 82, 88, 217-18, 233-34
at end of sentence, 220-22
government and, 93-94
participles as, 211
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pied-piping, 221—22
See also prepositional objects; specific words
prescribe, 279
prescriptive rules, 2-3, 191-93
distinguishing legitimate from spurious, 200—201
logic as rationale for, 192, 196-97, 243-44
myth of objective correctness, 189-91, 193-94, 300
about punctuation, 284-85
spurious rules and their origins, 195-97, 235, 236
as tacit conventions, 190—91, 193-94
usefulness of, 192, 195, 197-98, 200
about word choices, 262
See also correct usage; word choice; specific problem words and usages
prescriptivism, 188-89, 191-92, 194-95, 303-4
See also correct usage; prescriptive rules presently, 267
Princess Bride, The, 269
professional narcissism, 38, 40—42, 149, 186
progressive participle and tense, 315
See also gerunds and gerund-participles pronouns, 84, 315-16, 316
apostrophes and, 296
avoidance of, 52—54
case of, 97—99, 205-7, 222
first and second person, avoidance of, 53-54
nonsexist language, 28n, 255-61, 256, 260
for repeated appearances, 154-55, 156
See also antecedents; specific pronouns and pronoun types
prophetic style, 29
proportionality, 178-80
proscribe, 279
prose styles, 29-31
See also classic style or prose
prosody, 120, 284, 287-89, 316
See also intonation; meter
protagonist, 279
pseudo-clefts, 136-37
psycholinguistics, 2, 119, 120, 157
See also comprehension; embedding; garden paths; sentence processing; syntactic ambiguity Pullum,
Geoffrey, 46, 55, 235-36, 299, 301, 310
punctuation, 120-22, 284—300
apostrophes, 294, 294-97, 297
cartoons about, 294, 297, 298
colon, 21, 163
dash, 21, 236, 292
for disambiguation, 120-22, 284
hyphen, 121
prosody and, 284, 287-89
quotation marks, 42—43, 297-300, 298
semicolon, 292, 294
to set off relative clauses, 236
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See also commas
“Punctuation and Human Freedom” (Pullum), 299
See also Pullum, Geoffrey
purism, 2—6, 5, 187—97, 300-301, 301
See also correct usage, prescriptivism Putnam, Hilary, 204
guality and degree
absolute and graded gualities, 45, 244—46
comparatives and superlatives, 252
hedging and qualifiers, 43-45
literally, 276
guantifiers, 86, 310, 312, 316
agreement and, 249—50
to introduce coordinates, 96
relative clauses and, 237
split infinitives and, 230
See also specific words
Ouayle, Dan, 295
guestions, 91—93, 221
because as answer to, 205
to introduce a topic, 39, 41
whom in, 241, 242
Ouiller-Couch, Arthur, 12, 320n2
guotation marks, 42—43, 223, 297—300, 298
guotations, 223
See also indirect discourse
guote, 267
rabbit illusion, 66—67
raise, 267
Random House Dictionary, 198, 199
Reader Over Your Shoulder, The (Graves and Hodge), 63n15
readers, 28
anticipating knowledge and intelligence of, 44, 62-63, 69-70, 75, 167-68
writer’s relationship with, 28, 29, 30, 36, 40, 69-70, 311
See also curse of knowledge; perspective; sentence processing redundancy, 105, 167-68
See also elegant variation; repetition; synonyms, capricious Reed, Alonzo, 77
Reed-Kellogg sentence notation, 77—78
refute, 279
relative clauses, 93, 133-35, 221, 235-37, 316
commas to set off, 285-86, 288, 290, 291
restrictive vs. nonrestrictive, 235-36, 285-86, 288
relative pronouns
for disambiguation, 122
that and which, 235-37
who and whom, 99-102, 240—43, 249-50
whose, 268
relativism, 30, 35
See also postmodernism
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Remnants of War, The (Mueller), 183—86
remote conditionals, 214—17, 224-25, 316
repetition
phrase structures, 13, 14, 26, 96-97, 124-27, 161—62, 234
words, 14, 155, 156-58
See also structural parallelism
resemblance coherence relations, 160-64
result (coherence relation). See cause-and-effect coherence relations reticent, 279
revision, 75—76, 115, 147
rhythm. See meter
right-branching trees, 108-9, 130-31
Rivals, The (Sheridan), 262-63
Roberts, John, 228-29
romantic movement, 125, 181
romantic style, 29
Roosevelt, Franklin, 235
Rosenbaum, Ron, 116
Ross, J. R. (Haj), 221
rules
descriptive vs. prescriptive, 190-91
See also prescriptive rules; specific rules
Russell, Bertrand, 125
Safire, William, 243, 283, 321n12
scare quotes, 42—43
scientists as good writers, 35
scope. See logical distinctions, scope Scott, Rick, 51
self-conscious style, 30, 31
See also hedging; metadiscourse; shudder quotes semantic categories, 86, 87-88, 222
semantic memory. See cognition, semantic memory semantics, 197—98, 316
lexical ambiguity, 116, 162-63
number and, 248
semantic change, 196, 198
See also logical distinctions; malaprops; word choice; specific problem words
semicolon, 292, 294
Sendak, Maurice, obituary of, 18-19, 20-21
sentence adverbs, 292—93
hopefully, 266
sentence processing
ambiguity and, 116
cognitive mechanics of, 82, 89, 93, 103—4, 108-9, 115-16, 124, 127, 131-32
frequent word strings and senses, 123-24, 128-29
gaps and fillers, 89-93, 94, 97-98, 101, 114, 133-35
syntactic ambiguity and, 118, 119, 120
See also garden paths; psycholinguistics; tree structure sequence of tenses, 222-27, 310
sequences (coherence relations), 160, 164—65
“Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band,” 131
serial comma, 293-94
Seuss, Dr., 111-12
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sexist language. See nonsexist language Sex Week at Yale, 116-17, 127—28, 128, 129
Shakespeare, William, 194
“incorrect” usages in, 218, 219, 222, 241
King John example, 47
King Richard III example, 299
Macdonald on Troilus and Cressida, 194
metaphor in, 47, 48
singular they in, 258
Solzhenitsyn on Macbeth and Othello, 205
shall and will, 227—28
Shaw, George Bernard, 121—22, 258, 261
Sheridan, Richard, 262—63
shrunk, 280
shudder guotes, 42—43
signposting, 38—40, 143
similarity and contrast coherence relations, 157, 161—63, 166, 168
simile, 25, 32, 48
Simon, John, 300
simplistic, 280
since, 165
singulars and plurals, 246—50
See also plurals
singular they, 255-61, 260
slang, 274
See also informal style; nonstandard usages so, 165, 204—5
Solzhenitsyn, Aleksandr, 205
some, 66, 153, 237, 259-60
sound, 22, 26
See also intonation; meter; phonesthetics; prosody speech, 8, 27
classic prose as conversation, 29, 38-39, 53, 311
reading your writing aloud, 115, 120
syntactic ambiguity and, 120
See also conversation; prosody; sound
Spinal Tap, 48, 254
Spinoza, Baruch, 172
split infinitives, 199-200, 228-30
spoken language. See speech
sprung, 280
Stamper, Kory, 196
staunch, 280
Stewart, Jon, 87
stranded prepositions, 220-22
“String Untuned, The” (Macdonald), 190, 194-95, 204
structural parallelism, 96-97, 124-27, 161-62, 234
examples in good writing, 13-14, 25-26, 124-25
See also repetition
Strunk, William, 1—2, 3, 6, 8
See also Elements of Style, The
stunk, 280
style guides, 1—4, 6, 7, 12
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consulting, 198—200, 301
earliest English guides, 195—96
See also American Usage and Style: The Consensus; Careful Writer, The; Clear and Simple as the Truth;
Elements of Style, The; Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary of English Usage; Modern English Usage;
Reader Over Your Shoulder, The; Style: Toward Clarity and Grace
styles of writing, 28-31, 37-38
See also classic style or prose
Style: Toward Clarity and Grace (Williams), 149, 182, 199
Stylish Academic Writing (Sword), 58
subject control, 210-11
subjects, 82, 85, 317
before comma, 121, 289, 290
in comparative constructions, 233-34
of dangling modifiers, 207-11
of fused participles, 212-13
omission in stuffy prose, 48—49, 50-53, 152-53
in predicative nominatives, 222
as sentence topics, 151-53
with singular they, 256, 261
See also nominative case; nominative pronouns; subject-verb agreement subject-verb agreement, 89-93,
103, 247-50, 309
coordinations and, 206, 207, 248-49
subjunctive mood, 231-33, 314, 317
subordinate clauses, 317
subordinators (subordinating conjunctions), 84, 88, 311, 313, 317
See also specific words
such as, 163, 217-18
summaries, 38, 39—40, 149
sunk, 280
superlatives, 14, 252
supplements, 285-87, 289, 292, 317
See also commas; parentheses; relative clauses, restrictive vs. nonrestrictive surface structure, 91-93, 92
Swift, Jonathan, 202
Sword, Helen, 50, 58, 318
syllepsis, 65, 322n21
synonyms
absence of, in English, 197-98
capricious, 156—57, 161
generic, as quasi-pronouns, 157-58
incorrect, 198
syntactic ambiguity, 116-18
causes and prevention, 120-30
dangling modifiers and, 210-11
frequent word strings and senses, 123-24, 128-29
little words and, 122-23
negations, 175-76
prosody and, 120
punctuation and, 120-22, 284
structural parallelism and, 124—27
unwanted attachments, 127-30
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See also garden paths; Sex Week at Yale syntax, 80-89, 317
case problems, 97—102
circumventing word order rigidity, 130-37
deep structure and movement, 91—93, 92, 100-102
and negation words, 175-77
tree metaphor for, 81—83, 102—3
understanding, 78—79, 88—89, 197
See also diagramming sentences; sentence processing; subject-verb agreement; tree-awareness, tree
structure; specific syntactic elements
technical terms, 62, 63-67, 123, 239
See also curse of knowledge; jargon
temporal sequences, 160, 164-65
Tenerife airport disaster, 62—63
ten items or less, 253
tense, 310, 317
past tense, 315
in remote conditionals, 214-17, 224-25
sequence of tenses, 222-27, 310
subjunctives and, 232
text structure and organization, 142-45
hierarchical organization, 142-43, 145-46
paragraph breaks, 145
topic switches, 153
See also coherence; discourse; themes; topic(s) than, 233-34
that, 86-87, 122, 154, 235-37
the, 122-23, 154-56
themes, 66, 146, 182-86
there, 105, 136, 153
the reason is because, 168
thesaurus, 23
these and those, 154, 156
they, singular, 255-61, 260
Think Different, 203
Thomas, Francis-Noél, 28, 29, 30, 44, 310
See also classic style or prose
those and these, 154, 156
Three Mile Island, 62
Toles, Tom, 51
“topic, then comment” rule, 130-36
topic(s), 317
coherent handling of, 146-48, 149-53, 153-58
introducing, 38-39, 146-47
sentence vs. discourse topic, 151
tortuous, 281
transitions. See coherence
transitive verbs, 318
See also accusative case; intransitive verbs and prepositions; objects transpire, 196, 268
tree-awareness
benefits for writers, 78-79, 88-89, 103, 137-38
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grammatical errors avoided by, 103, 205-7, 234, 249-50
sentence processing and, 103—4, 108—9, 115—16, 124
tree structure
center-embedded trees, 112-15
flat trees, 107-8, 114-15
left-branching trees, 109-12
right-branching trees, 108-9, 130-31
for syntax, 81-83, 102-3
for texts, 142-43, 145-46
Trillin, Calvin, 99
Troilus and Cressida (Shakespeare), 194
Truss, Lynne, 285, 288, 300
truth, 35, 37—38, 302
accuracy of writer’s ideas or statements, 9, 37, 44—45, 302
negation and, 172
Turner, Mark, 28, 29, 30, 44, 310
See also classic style or prose
Twain, Mark, 45, 218, 302
2000 American presidential election, 63
Typo Eradication Advancement League, 301
unexceptionable, 281
unique, 244-46
untenable, 281
Unweaving the Rainbow (Dawkins), 13—14
urban legend, 281
usage manuals. See dictionaries; style guides; specific authors and works
U.S. Constitution, 228-29, 244, 289
U.S. presidential election (2000), 63
variation, capricious, 125-26, 156-57, 161-63
verbal, 282
verbing, 52, 237, 237-39, 311
verb phrases, 82, 84-85, 316, 318
verbs, 82, 84, 318
adjectives formed from, 50-51
avoiding light verbs, 105
denominal verbs, 52, 237, 237-39, 311
formed from adjectives, 238
intransitive verbs, 314
nouns formed from, 50—52, 53, 54, 105, 158
semantically related verbs to vary word order, 137
split infinitives, 199-200, 228-30
transitive verbs, 318
See also auxiliaries; infinitives; mood; nominalizations; objects; participles; subjects; subject-verb
agreement; tense; voice; specific words
very, 45, 244—46
violated expectation (coherence relation), 159, 166
virtually, 43
vision metaphor (classic prose), 29, 56
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reader’s perspective, 26, 28—29, 48, 55—56
replacing signposts, 39—40
visual imagery. See concreteness; imagery; perspective voice, 223, 318
See also active voice; passive voice
Wallace, David Foster, 300
Warmth of Other Suns, The (Wilkerson), 23-26
warning labels, 54, 62
was and were, 231—33
web of knowledge. See cognition, semantic memory Webster’s Third New International Dictionary, 189,
193
Macdonald’s critique of, 190, 194-95, 204
were, irrealis, 231-33, 314, 317
which, 122, 162, 235-37
while, 162, 164, 166, 268
White, E. B., 1-2, 4, 8, 235
See also Elements of Style, The
White, Richard, 194
White, William Allen, 321n11
who and whom, 99-102, 240-43
in relative clauses, 285-86, 288
whose, 268
why-questions, 205
Wikipedia, 299, 300
Wilde, Oscar, 11
Wilkerson, Isabel, 23-26
will and shall, 227-28
Williams, Joseph, 149, 182, 199
“Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should,” 217-18
with, 248-49
word choice, 262
acceptable nonstandard senses, 263-68
freshness, 14, 22—23, 25-26, 48
problematic nonstandard senses, 269-84
See also concreteness; synonyms; specific words and phrases
word-formation, 318
See also neologisms
word order, 81, 83, 84, 109, 130-32, 135-37
See also English word order; sentence processing; syntax; tree structure World Wide Web, effect on
language, 7-8
would, 226
in conditional constructions, 213-17
as hedge, 43
past tense of will, 216-17, 226
writer-reader relationship, 28, 29, 30, 36, 40, 69-70, 311
See also curse of knowledge
writing
goals of, 29, 30, 37-38
vs. spoken language, 8, 27—28
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See also bad writing, hallmarks of; classic style or prose; good writing, writer-reader relationship yet, 166
you, 53—54
See also pronouns
zeugma, 20—21, 322n21
zombie adjectives, 50—51, 51
zombie nouns, 50—51, 51, 52, 54, 105, 158-59, 318
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* Technical terms are defined in the Glossary.
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* To avoid the awkwardness of strings of he or she, I have borrowed a convention from linguistics and will
consistently refer to a generic writer of one sex and a generic reader of the other. The male gender won
the coin toss, and will represent the writer in this chapter; the roles will alternate in subsequent ones.
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* In this chapter, it’s the female gender’s turn to be the generic writer.
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